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June 8, 2007 Do not come here. It is a silly place. Go here, instead. September 18, 2004 Swordy. Holy shit, update! Holy shit, new content!! Holy shit, NO ONE CARES!!! Yeah. Fixed a link in the drawings, and added a new one. Enjoy. Or perish! September 9, 2002 The force is strong with this mothafucka. Wow, it's been a while. Let's summarize a bit.  Michelle Branch is awesome.  Nintendo is awesome. Now for the important stuff; what's the new content? Well, a new drawing. It's neat. Go see. And then I scrounged up 2 game reviews from the old hard drive that I wrote for skullkids.net (which is long dead now). I think you can figure out where I put these things on your own, now. June 22, 2002 More than five? Finally, the studio64 picture has updated! Now featurning Sparky and Fnor. Click the studio64 button over there to look at it. There's also a new picture in the drawings section. Yay. In other news, my copy of Broken Bracelet came in the mail yesterday. Signed by Michelle Branch. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!! May 30, 2002 Was it the door? Recently finished an assignment for an english class. It's now in the fiction section. It's a narration of the first "issue" of the Shadow Puppets comic I'll resume once I've a working scanner. It's awesome. In fact I think it's the best thing on the whole site, until I get the actual comic up, anyway. And until I finish my RPG, which will be a while. See, now that Shadow Puppets and Michelle Branch are pretty much the only things on my mind, I'll be making it a Shadow Puppets RPG, which requires starting completely from scratch. Just as well, the old thing was made for console, and bringing it over to Windows so I can use it with OpenGL would be a pain in the ass. May 10, 2002 The bed is new but old. Yeah, there's some stuff that's been here a while that I haven't told you about, stuff sufficient to qualify as an update. So I'll be telling you about it now. I've come into possession of Photoshop 6 and my first endeavor was the colorization of page one of the Smart and Stupid comic. It's quite a dramatic improvement; almost makes the comic worth reading. The other thing is Baff 2, a primarily text-based adventure with still graphics depicting the action. Really primitive stuff, I started it 2 years ago, and although the content of the game is fun, coding it is boring as hell, so it's not likely to be done any time soon. You can find it in the downloads section. December 24, 2001 "The roof and flower bed must have broken your fall. You're lucky." I've got a new computer!! See, for some reason, the video drivers on the old one crapped out, and refused to accept reinstallation. Not even my dad could take 16 colors, and the CD-ROM drive was starting to make funny noises anyway, so we got a new computer. Here's the specs, yo!
Let's get down to what you want to know about: new content. You might be thinking "Gee, with this shiny new computer, I bet you'd love to give us lots of new content to feast on, especially during the holiday season!" Let me tell you, such thoughts are foolishness. You get NOTHING!!! BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Happy Coincedental Winter Cluster of Religious Holidays, everyone! December 2, 2001 Bobbi ist heiss. Actually got some new content for you this time. Only one thing, but boy is it something! It's my Video Production final, chock-full of Yoshi's Island goodness! It weighs in at about 13mb though, so if you don't have broadband you better make sure QT movies run decent on your computer, so as not to waste a good 45 minutes of download time. And if you're raring for a long rant that I regret having written, check out my previous update. And if that doesn't satisfy your need for nonsensical ramblings, check out my fake Netfirms site that I whipped up to keep Netfirms from thinking I'm just using them for storage (which I am). Gobble gobble! November 22, 2001 Thanksgiving update, free of new content! For Thanksgiving this year me and my parents were going to Helen's house. Helen is one of their co-workers. Not important. Anyway, I had been given the go ahead to use their computer, so in preperation I uploaded my mIRC in a zip file and brought my CD of mp3's and the GameCube preview disc that doesn't work in my computer, because my computer is a piece of shit. On arriving I took it apon myself to review it's specs. 20gb HDD, 800mHz Duron, 128mb of RAM, running on WindowsME. Now, as previously stated, my computer is a piece of shit; 4gb HDD, 225mHz Cyrix, 60mb of RAM, running on Windows98. Their computer was a piece of heaven to me, with one exception: they had those shitty split keyboards, and it was split with the B key on the wrong side. It's stupid to use B with your left hand, you use your right, and it should be on the right side, dammit! The rest of the keyboard was pretty fucked up too; the insert/delete/etc. cluster was rearranged completely and turned vertical, and the arrow keys were in a dumbass arrangement. But despite these glaring flaws, I was still quite ready to horribly abuse my rights to use this computer. I downloaded my mIRC, WinAmp, installed QT5, and completely changed the appearance settings. I then had a blast with WinAmp visualizations, which never ever ever had a chance of working on my computer. I was in heaven. Mp3's played without seriously lagging the computer; QT movies played, period! And the entire time I was well aware of how very sad it was that this made me so very happy. That a computer most people would consider "alright" was the best computer I've ever used. And eventually I would have to go home. Home to this...thing. This horrible abomination. This disgrace to everything that I respect and admire, about myself and my class and my lifestyle. This handicap to everything I want to do in life. This steaming pile of elephant shit. And I can't do anything about it. I have no money, my parents won't let me get a job, and my dad is too damn stupid to realise we're using a computer that sucked when we bought it 5 years ago. It's only a matter of time before I snap and take a shovel to this piece of shit. I want to do it right now. It would make me happier than I've ever been. But I don't. I just keep using it. I think, and search, desperately, for something to give me comfort, and I can find only one thing: at least the B key is in the right place. Excuse me while I go sit in the corner and cry. November 8, 2001 Damn you, curved bananas! Damn you all to hell! Been a while, eh? Okay, added a downloads section, filled it with desktop themes (well, three; Chrono Trigger, Protoss, and Final Fantasy VII), and put it in the place where the playlist link used to be. Why kill the playlist? Because I don't care enough to update it, and if I don't care about my own playlist, then it's almost certain you folks don't either. Oh, and there's also a fun Little Red Riding Hood script in the Fiction section. It is funny. Read and laugh. w00t! August 7, 2001 I scream, you scream, we all scream for iced tits! Guess what you get? You get a shitload of new drawings is what you get. Seven new drawings have been added to the drawings section; that's more than twice as many as before! Go see them, and complement me on my wonderful drawing skills, and tell me how much you wish you could draw like me, and how like to a god I am. August 5, 2001 It all adds up to normality. The Studio64 Pic has updated. Recent editions are Graphic_V, spritegoddess (thanks for the sex0ring), and Bob. Another fun thing is the spiffy Chrono Trigger Desktop Theme, made by me. I'm awesome at everything I set out to do in life, and desktop themes are no exception. At some point I may make a link to some sort of "downloads" section in the navigation bar thingy, but for now just click here to find more on the Chrono Trigger theme. Well, that's it for this update! Stay frosty! July 24, 2001 Ere I walk away, let me hear you say, I ment as much to you~~! Heh, I said "tomorrow," boy was I off! Well, the update has come at last, but not as you might expect it. Rather then the shitload of drawings offered, you instead have the following: the source code for a nifty RPG battle engine and the accompanying executable, to be found by clicking the lovely "C++" button, and a nifty bio page about me to be found my clicking the site's logo. Due to the fact that all the relevant information has fit into one paragraph, I will now have another paragraph (this paragraph) about today's job searching exploits. Today, I went to McDonald's and filled out an application. The application had a nifty pamphlet attached that went on about the marvels of working at their fine fastfood establishment. I elected to read this later, perhaps on the crapper, and went straight to the application, which can be removed from the pamphlet thanks to the perforation along one edge. I filled it out skillfully, but I suspect the real decision comes from whether I can properly seperate pamphlet and application without damaging either, and this I achieved with flying colors. I observed (or most-likely imagined) the cashier I returned the application to was most impressed. On the way back home from McDonald's I fell off my bike, bent the seat, tore a hole in my jeans, and skinned my knee (all at once mind, these aren't seperate events). Everything else can be fixed, but that was a nice pair of jeans. July 10, 2001 Gravity isn't a force, it's an acceleration. OMG OMG NEW LAYOUT!!! That's right, I've learned tables!! All I had to do is steal them from some other site and do some trial and error modifications and viola! Big thanks to Big-N65 for providing the code for me to steal, and having a pretty good site regardless. Bet you can't even tell it's the same code, can you? Well, as you could quickly figure out, there is no new content just yet. However, the layout is very pretty, isn't it? Just sit and stare at it...mmmmm... Please tell me what you think of the new layout, through the studio or, if your aren't a Nintendork and managed to find this site anyway, through email. And if your still hung up on the content thing, I may be adding a shitload of new drawings tomorrow, so just sit tight. Stay frosty! --Radish |
Here's a GIF of a bomb. Ding Dong Boy wanted me to put it here because of his pyromaniacal tendencies, so I did. Aren't I a nice person? 
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