I can't write this one very well because a lot has to do with facial expressions but I'll try...
(Jim Lehrer to George Bush) "It is evident that some of us may have been coached." (George Bush) *shifty eyes* (Jim Lehrer to Al Gore) "or on medicatio." (Al Gore) *smiles and nods head* - Saturday Night Live, Presidential Debate

"What is your favorite color?" "Blue! No! Yellow! AHHHH!!!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Dennis: "Oh, why do you think you're so great then?"
Arthur: "I am Arthur, King of the Britains!"
Dennis: "Oh, oh, King. Well very nice then. Why are you king? I didn't vote for you."
Arthur: "You don't vote for kings! (music plays in background) The Lady of the Lake held aloft Excalibur, signifying that I, Arthur, should rule the Britains. (music stops) That is why I am your king!"
Dennis: "If I went around saying I was king, just because some moistened beast lubbed a sword at me, I'd be put away! Now in this community, we vote and one person acts as sort of an executive officer of the month..." -Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Look son, someday alll this will be yours.
But I don't like it.
(slap) Don't like it?
I just want to...sing... (music starts)
No, no none of that while I'm here. (music stops)
Listen here, alex
herbert!
herbert, whatever. just listen up. in little more than an hour you are going to marry the richest girl in the kingdom.
but i don't like her.
(slap) don't like her? what's not to like? she's sweet, she's beautiful, she's got huuggeeeee...... plots of land.
but mother..
FATHER! i'm FATHER
but father...i just want to...sing...
Let me tell you this. you've got the strongest castle in all of britain. the whole castle is built on a swamp! people told me I was daft to build a castle on top of a swamp, but i built it all the same. it sank into the swamp. sooo i built a second one. that sank into the swamp. soo i built a third one. that one burned down, fell over and then fell into the swamp. but the fourth one STAYED UP." - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"And the lord did laugh, and the people did feast upon the lamb and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and orangutangs..." - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Words: Indubitably, Golly Gee, Blimey, okieday
My very own personal quotes: My CD holder bit my foot. Really! The good part - it doesn't have teeth. The bad part - It didn't let go.

I was a tree shrew and a wombat in other lives

Quick! What's the number for 911?

Individual Notes: Lexi~::smacks her with a half thawed tuna::

CB~I hate you and rwan loves ME!! OL' BESS WILL NOT RISE

Silly Ems~The sharpest tool in the shed

Cinda~Meep?

Rwan~You love me best, don't u know it

Liz~I hate Sco'ish accents

Tyena~You twot

Rachel~I have the CUTEST puppies!! You just have to come into the car and see them, I'll even let you take one home...

Sarah~::Psycho Heart Care Bear inconspicuously fires up chainsaw::