John Boy was an amateur singer/songwriter who wanted to be a famous country and western star. Everywhere he went, he would carry his guitar, Betsy.

Trying to make it big, John Boy would play his guitar in public, dressed only in his underwear and a cowboy hat.

John Boy attracted the attention of a young lady named Briena (not to be confused with the long time love of famed adventurer Marc Le Bon) who had been visiting a local video store. John Boy played his guitar and sang as Briena danced away.

When John Boy took liberties and stole a kiss from young Briena, she smacked him in the face.

Briena ran screaming to a police officer and told him that their was a naked cowboy in the street.

When asked to put his clothes on, John Boy put a handkerchief around his neck. The policeman called him a wiseguy and took him to jail for indecent exposure.

Jim Crumbugger also happened to be in jail at the same time after being arrested for shoplifting and attacking a clerk with his bladed glove at a local Happy Mart.

Jim Crumbugger crept up behind John Boy and began to strangle him with a tie.

John Boy struggled, but to no avail.

John Boy was strangled to death and left in his cell.

John Boy was found by a prison guard several hours later. Jim Crumbugger escaped to stalk more innocent victims.
