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Quote of the Moment

THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY IN THIS MATCH BOTH WRESTLER BEING VERY AGILE BUT STRONG!!]

Ratt: Yeah, that's the sort of thing Satan demands tribute for.
Froo: Just ask Benoit.

From MKT episode 2.10 - "SyCo Fed, Qu'est que c'est?"

 
 

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Permit me to welcome you to the shrine of the very WORST of e-wrestling. Here you will find cheesy RPs, smart-ass commentary, and all manner of weirdness.

  • The archive of every single damn Mystery Klyczofvski Theatre 3000 post is right here. And this time, it includes THAT ONE.
  • Wondering what the hell that bit in "Sinsatio-thon 2000" with Kevin Nash, Bret Hart, and Eric Bischoff was about? Well, familiarize yourself with the inspriration for Mystery Klyczofvski Theatre, Mystery Wrestling Theatre! Episode 101 is posted here. "Sailor Moon vs. the WWF." Yes, read that again.
  • Bow down before Paul's Random Rantings! You KNOW you love it. Also, watch me as I plug Rantasia. Rantsylvania may not suck, but they do.

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