Turnons:  Boys, penii, spunk, movies, and long walks on the beach
Turnoffs:  Meat, people who eat meat, hot dogs, long nose hair, and pickles
Preferred Smoking Method:  anything lit, preferably with some weed involved
Least Favorite Alcohol:  the Beast!
Fav-o-rite Drink:  Hairy Buffalo, Root Beer

You Know M's around when you hear:  "Fuckers!"

Turnons:  Clothes, JCPenney, Hanky-panky, Adam Sandler, Dance Parties, and Moose Tracks
Turnoffs:  BROWNIES!,  SAE Parties, and Fat People (I mean really fat.  Like this.)
Preferred Smoking Method: da Hitta
Least Favorite Alcohol:  Rum, or anything super puke-inducing
Fav-o-rite Drink:  Amaretto Sours (yeah!)

Typical Quote: "I am the smartest man alive!"

C₁!

Turnons:  Folded Sweaters, Febreeze, Back That Azz Up, and Blink 182
Turnoffs:  ROX!!! (Goo!), Sea Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips (EEEWWW!), Anal Sex (Ouch!), and tomatoes (Gross!)
Preferred Smoking Method:  Hookah-all the way!
Least Favorite Alcohol:  Straight Vodka (Ouch!)
Fav-o-rite Drink:  Jello Shooter (flavor: red)

Something She Always Says:  "'Ho, who is you playin' wit?" (or any other lyric from "Back that Azz Up")
 

C₂!

Turnons:  Red Hair, Small Guys (Not like that, you sicko), Good Weed, and Cereal
Turnoffs:  Furry Men, Busch Light, Not Living in Kappa, and Alcohol-free Jello
Preferred Smoking Method:  The "J"
Least Favorite Alcohol:  MD 20/20
Fav-o-rite Drink:  Squirt

If She Opens Her Mouth, It Says:  "Get in my belly!"

A!

Turnons:  Softball, IMs, Procrastination, Peeing in Public, and Threesomes
Turnoffs:  Anything Foreign and/or Weird, Guys named Monty, Small Guys (not that way, sicko!), and Sausage
Preferred Smoking Method:  Contact Buzz (She's our honorary member.)
Least Favorite Alcohol:  Water
Fav-o-rite Drink:  Hairy Buffalo, Peach Schnapps and Sprite, Beer, Wine, Razzmatazz, and pretty much anything else you can name

Catch Phrase: "Yeah it is!"  and "Wow!"  (She's pretty catchy.)

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