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JR: “Welcome everyone to Holy Grail of Hardcore! Welcome to the Mecca of the Extreme! Welcome to eHw’s Born to be Wired!! We are bringing you tonight’s pay per view from the home of EHW. Broadcasting tonight from Chicago, Illinois it is my kinda town. I am Jim Ross. . .”

JG: “And I am the host of this premiere show! The Quintessential Studdmuffin, Joel "I'm hung like a moose, and I fuck your girlfriend till her brains come loose!" Gertner

JR: “I’m not even gonna touch that one. Well folks tonight is the night that EHW is supposed to shine but with all that has been going around this company over the last month we aren’t gonna hype this to be the best we have ever put on, we are just gonna have a hardcore show that we hope you fans will never forget.”

JG: “EHW’s roster has dissolved and in effect to that two matches have been canceled due to the no shows over the last week of four EHW stars. The Vampiro versus Chris Benoit Match is off the card, as is the Undertaker versus The Rock. All four of those men have been put on suspension and we understand two of them will most likely have their contracts terminated immediately following this show.”

JR: “Thank you for that report Joel, now lets go to the ring and kick off Born to be Wired."

**Ring crew comes out to the ring and takes down all of the ring ropes and replaces them with individual strands of barb wire for each set and side. Ring crew reinforces the barb wire just a little bit and leave a pair of wire cutters with the official as the show is now officially ready to begin.**

** The Hardy Boyz music is heard as Matt, Jeff, and Lita pose for the crowd in the entryway and jog down to the ring to small amount of cheers from the crowd. They get in the ring carefully and all pose for the cameras as the lights go dark and Edge’s music comes on. Edge and Christian walk down to the ring to a huge reaction from the crowd. .nothing but boos and laughs. The tag team champions get in the ring and do a trademark pose for the cameras as flashes from cameras go off all over the arena. Their music fades and the match is ready to begin as all four men are weary and careful of the barb wire ropes.**

All four men go at it at the same time with Christian and Jeff going fist to fist and Edge taking Matt Hardy down with a back body drop when Matt charges Edge. Jeff starts to get the advantage on Christian until from behind Edge grabs Matt and gives him a falling neck breaker. Edge and Christian picks Jeff up to his feet and gives him a double piledriver. They mock Lita on the outside until Matt Hardy gets up, spins both men around, and gives them a double dropkick into the barb wire ropes!! Edge and Christian quickly get out of the barb wire ropes and Matt goes on the offensive on Christian giving him a back breaker and then locking on a spinning toe hold. But Edge gets up, charges, and hit’s the Spear on Matt breaking the toe hold. Edge is down and holding his ribs as he starts to roll to the outside but Christian stops Matt, picks him up to his feet, and gives him the Unprettier!! Matt is down and out as Edge and Christian throw him over the barb wire ropes and to the outside where Lita tends to him but he still doesn’t move. Edge goes to the outside and gets two chairs as Christian picks Jeff Hardy up to his feet and crotches him in the middle of the barb wire ropes! Edge gets back in the ring and hands a chair to Christian as each man stands on opposite sides of Jeff Hardy. Edge and Christian gain some momentum and hit the CONCHAIRTO on Jeff who is crotched on the top of the barb wire ropes!!! Jeff falls back into the ring as Christian makes the cover, 1..2. 3 Edge and Christian win and defend their titles!!

JR: “Edge and Christian dominate their long time rivals the Hardy Boyz and defend their tag team titles. Now, the only team left for them to face is Essence of Chaos.”

JG: “Well Edge and Christian show that they are a dominating team once again and show that they reak of awesomeness JR.”

*-* The cameras cut to the backstage area, where Big Poppa Pump and the seductive Midajah are positioned with lady interviewer Pamela Paulshock. The cameras slowly zoom in, and the interview begins. *-*

Pamela Paulshock: Hello, Scott. Welcome to EHW’s Pay Per View extravaganza. There are a few questions I would like your comments on, Scotty. Firstly, do you have any tricks up your sleeve?

Big Poppa Pump: Pam, I always got tricks up my sleeve! See, in the ring I’m as dangerous as hell! And if you try somethin’, I will counter and reverse it on your ass! But as far as any tricks go, there’s somethin’ that you gotta know, Pam! It’s that nothin’ is for sure and I can pull out anythin’ from anywhere! My lead pipe could be layin’ on the freakin’ mat and that dumb son of a bitch Sandman wouldn’t know it was there until I’ve beat it over his damn head! But tricks are what my advantage will be when it comes to the winner and the loser! My lead pipe can be used for many things, Pam, and I guarantee that you’ll only see half of what they can be used for when I’m up against Sandman, tonight, at Born to be Wired! This pipe ain’t rubber or plastic like Sandman’s Cain, because my pipe, when it’s cracked over your damn skull, send you to hospital! Sandman’s Cain is about as useful to him on me as ten officials beatin’ down on me, ‘cause it won’t do jack when its needed! Right now, Sandman needs his Cain more than anythin’, but as far as it countin’ for somethin’, it counts for nothin’ when you’re in the ring with someone like me! Pam, I don’t get hurt, and damn sure as hell not by a rubber so called Singapore Cain! My pipe is solid lead, and if you wanna call it a trick, I don’t care, but when it hits you over the head or in the stomach, your guaranteed a hospital bed after the show is over! Some white trash out there are sayin’ that my freak helps me out to win matches and I can’t do it on own when it comes down to the real matches! No, I win every damn match by myself and for myself, not for you losers in the crowd or for the stinkin’ company! Midajah is at ringside, watchin’ my matches, ‘cause it gives her pleasure and it gives me pleasure knowin’ she’s watchin’ me beat the hell outta every opponent I wrestle! She’s not there as a distraction or a so called trick, she’s there as my freak and I’ll take out and white trash who says she helps me win matches! Pam, I’ve been doin’ it on my own ever since I started in this company, and I’m not gonna stop now! She’s my freak and nothin’ else! Say what ever the hell you want, Pam, but as far as tricks up my sleeve are concerned, Midajah ain’t one of them and she’s not there for any other reason but to cheer me from down below the ring!

Pamela Paulshock: Scott, is there a comment you would like to make in reference to the horrific match type that has been added to the Main Event?

Big Poppa Pump: Sandman, the stipulation for our match is one that you’re no gonna forget about when you’re layin’ face up in that hospital with two broken legs! Now, the stipulation that’s been chosen, Sandman, is a stipulation that I know nothin’ about and I’m gonna find out for the first time when we face on Sunday! But Sandman, I’ve wrestled in EHW long enough to know what I’m up against as far as stipulations go! See, in EHW, one of the first matches Heyman put me into was a freakin’ Weapons match against Sting! Boy, I beat his ass, and he left the company on a stretcher! I was too hardcore, too barbaric for him to handle! He came back months later, and this time I made the stipulation to a Lead Pipe on a Pole match! That was just about the most brutal stipulation you can get, and when you’re facin’ the man who knows more about lead pipe’s than anyone else in the entire World, it was guaranteed that Sting was gonna be in a World of hurt from the second the bell rang! Sandman, even though I won that match, it doesn’t mean that I stopped there, boy! No, I soon found out that EHW was full of white trash goin’ nowhere and waitin’ for me to take them to the hospital, so I took on that loser Mike Awesome in a Flamin’ Tables match that sent that guy through hell! He knew from the time that he saw his name on the card against mine, in the stipulation I made, that he was goin’ down faster than Sting! The match lasted for a damn long time, and as I sent the guy through two flaimin’ tables and flexed my muscles over his worthless ass, he didn’t show up for another month, and when he did I beat him again for the second time straight, to prove he was not only white trash but never deserving of the World Title like I am today! Sandman, if you wanna talk about stipulations, and you wanna claim that you’re the only guy in EHW that’s ever wrestled in hardcore stipulations all over the World, you may want to look up my history, boy! ‘Cause right now there’s nobody here in EHW that can match up to the extreme stipulations that I’ve wrestled in and won many times over! You just sit there, and read your damn book about stipulations, but I’m gonna train and use this damn stipulation my way just like everythin’ else you’re gonna see tonight when I put you through the most barbaric match you’ve ever been in, but this time, Sandman, you’re not gonna come outta this match alive!

Pamela Paulshock: Thank you, Scott. Would you like to make any final comments?

Big Poppa Pump: Sandman, your time is up! Your time as World Champion has lasted for long enough in this stinkin’ company! You’ve been World Champion for the last two months, and that’s more than you deserve, boy! See, I’ve seen you wrestlin’ in the past, and you never were good enough to hold that Title for more than two days! That ain’t a damn lie, ‘cause you’ve been kissin’ Heyman’s ass to get where you are now, and that’s at the top of the sport, but once I’m done beatin’ your ass you’ll be at the lowest place in EHW, where you belong! You’ve held that Title before, and I’ve been here when you were World Champion, but those times are in the past and this is my shot at my World Title that I rightfully held for four freakin’ months without nobody come and take it away from me! That’s my damn Title, Sandman, and tonight I’m gonna do what ever it takes for me to prove to you and the whole World that I’m its rightful owner! You were one of the first wrestlers in EHW, and you were the first World Title holder in EHW! See, when you were the Champion EHW was run by politics and if you kissed ass you got the Title shots! Now, Sandman, you gotta earn Title shots, ‘cause EHW is run by me and no more damn politics! You screwed me outta that damn World Title! Lance Storm, he was never in the run for World Champion, because he was just there to fill up the card and nothin’ else! That match was mine, but I wasn’t gonna kiss Heyman’s ass for the World Title! No, I was gonna earn it my way! After I took out Lance Storm with my fist, it was you fightin’ me for the first ever World Title shot in EHW! But Sandman, whether or not you won the match, it doesn’t matter, because the fact is I’m gettin’ the rematch I’ve waited my whole career in EHW for, and that belt’s comin’ my way! Not by me kissin’ ass, it’s gonna be mine ‘cause I’m gonna put you through the toughest battle you’ve ever been in, and you’re gonna lose to the most barbaric wrestler in EHW! You may have been a good World Champion at the start of your career with EHW, but Sandman, there’s only one real Champion and the rightful owner of the EHW World Title, and you’re lookin’ at him right now! See, Sandman, there’s a difference between you and me! You fight to get the Titles and make the fans cheer their so called “Peoples Champion”, I fight to win, Title or no Title, and I don’t give a damn what the fans think, ‘cause they’re all a bunch of losers! Their mind is no greater than yours, Sandman, and that’s why you’re not thinkin’ about the match this second, you’re thinkin’ about the fans! Tonight, you’re not gonna have your mind on the game, you’re gonna have your mind on the fans, and I showed Booker T. at Mayhem that you’re gonna get your ass beat if you give a damn about the fans! As you’re callin’ out to the fans, I’ll be waitin’ behind you with a suplex to end your career! As you’re out doin’ a speech and pourin’ beer over their ugly faces, I’ll be in the back workin’ out with you and the World Title on my mind! Sandman, I’m not gonna stop until I see you go face down on the mat, passed out from the pain I’ve caused! The bell can ring as many times as it wants, but I’m not gonna stop poundin’ on you until I’m satisfied! Sandman, tonight, at Born to be Wired, I’m gonna end your reign as World Champion! So all you white trash watchin’ from the arena, sit down, get on your knees, and PAY HOMAGE TO THE NEXT WORLD CHAMPION.

*-* The cameras follow Scott and Midajah, as they quickly head to their dressing room. Scott flicks off the cameraman, and the cameras zoom to the Main Stadium for an exciting match-up. *-*

**"Time To Play The Game" By: Motorhead blasts throughout the arena and the lighting begins to interchange colors. And then Triple H appears at the top of the ramp with a bottled water in his hand along with is EHW T.V title strap. And he pours a little to wet is hair and he walks down the ramp way and around the ring area. And then he gets up on the apron and he stands looking at the crowd for a minute then he drinks a little bit of water then throws the bottle, all of a sudden he spits out the water as if it were venom. And "The Game" climbs in the ring. And stands waiting for the match to begin**

**The known Glass Is Heard Shattering and "Oh Hell Yeah" By: Disturbed blares from the EHW speakers. And Stone Cold Steve Austin walks out from the backstage area with a angered look on his face. And the crowd starts to chant "Austin, Austin, Austin" And The Texas Rattlesnake walks down the ramp's path. And then Austin runs and slides in the ring. The Rattlesnake stands up and gets on the middle turnbuckle and raises his middle fingers high in the air**

The ring bell sounds and Austin still stands on the top turnbuckle and Triple H greets him with a power forearm to Austin's back and Steve Austin falls off of the turnbuckle. And then Triple H gets over Austin and starts to pummel him with right hooks to the face. The ref signals for Triple H to get off of Austin and then Austin rises and he pushes the ref out of the way and then Stone Cold grabs The Game and whips him into the Barbed Wire Ropes. And Triple H is bleeding from the back as a result of it. Triple H is out on the mat laying in a daze and Austin run over to him and delivers a high impacted Running Elbow Drop. And Triple H holds his chest. Austin hops out of the ring and heads toward the Ladder and Triple and regains strength and raises up to his feet and he then jumps out of the ring and runs up to Austin and gives him massive clothesline to prevent Austin from reaching the ladder. And Steve Austin gets up and he turns Triple H around and gives him a couple of left, right hand combos and Triple H doesn't stand for it and he strikes back with his own set of combos of punches. And Triple H gets an advantage and whips Austin into the black separators and Austin falls and yells out of pain. And Triple H grabs the ladder and tosses it into the ring and then The Game slides in the ring under the barbed wire ropes. And Triple H picks up the ladder and sets it up right in the middle of the ring. And Triple H begins to climb the ladder step by step. And Austin regains his senses and he runs and slides into the ring and as Triple H looks down from the ladder, Austin runs over to the ladder and gives it a shove. And the ladder tilts and finally it falls to the side of the ring and Triple H falls with it and Triple H falls to the floor just inches from the announce table. And the crowd screams at the top of their lungs for more action. The Ref begins the count 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.......Triple H barely slides back in the ring. And Austin attacks Triple H with vicious right boots and The Ref pulls Austin away from The Game. And Austin shoves the Ref and yells "Never Put Your Hands On Me" And the Ref shakes his head. And while Austin was talking Triple H crawled over to him and gave him a powerful low blow which sent Austin to his knees in pain. Triple H stands and picks up Austin and sets him up for a Kneeling Face Buster. And Austin bounces off of Triple H's knee like a soccer ball. And then Triple H grabs Austin's legs and spreads them for a Groin Punch. Austin holds his groin again. The Game walks over to the ladder and he grabs it. Austin stands to his feet and Triple H rams the ladder dead smack dab in his face and Austin flies down to the mat. The Game puts the ladder in the middle of the ring while Austin lays off to the side of the mat and after Triple H finishes setting up the ladder he walks over to Austin and lifts him up and drops him throat first on the barbed wire ropes. Austin reflects off of the rope and he lays on the mat holding his throat. And then Triple H steps back and delivers a knee drop to the throat. And Austin yells holding his throat.

JR: Oh My God Steve Austin is bleeding from the side of his throat from Triple H dropping him on the barbed wire ropes. You all ask for more Extreme and my god you have got it. But, folks the match ain't over yet so, let's get you back into the action.

While Jim Ross was talking Austin got back up to his feet while Triple H was fussing with The Ref and Austin pushes Triple H into The Ref which knocks out the ref and as Triple H turns around Stone Cold clobbers Triple H with the announcers ring bell! And Triple H is unconscious as a result of the brutal attack from Austin. And The Texas Rattle Snake stands up Triple H and Austin grabs him and sends Triple H nearly through the mat with a devastating Piledriver! And Triple H just lays in the ring a unaware mess. And somehow Triple H stands to his feet still unaware of what's going on and Stone Cold puts the ring bell on his shoulder and he signals for his famous finisher. And Austin turns around Triple H and gives him what Austin like to call a Stone Cold Stunner "DING" the bell sounds! And the Ref comes to and he start back in commission again. And now they start to play by the rules. Austin walks over to where the ladder is and starts to climb up it step after step. And as Austin is just nearly at the top, Triple H wobbles as he stands and he pulls the ladder right from up under Stone Cold. Austin falls face first into the canvas. Triple H holds his jaw as it could be injured from that brutal stone cold stunner with the ring bell on Austin’s shoulder. And Triple H picks up The Rattlesnake and wraps him up in the barbed wire with a Steiner Recliner type submission. And the Ref slides over to the both of them and then he grabs Austin's hand and raises it 1 time, Austin let's it drop. The Ref raises Austin's hand a 2 times and he let's it drop. And now The Ref goes for 3 times and right before Austin's hand hit's the mat he raises it and gives the Ref the middle finger. And Austin out of desperation gives Triple H a pair of elbow shots to the ribs and finally The Game let's the hold go. Austin soon after breaks free. Stone Cold grabs the ladder and swings it and it hits Triple H in the back and he drops to his knees holding his back in pain. And Austin leaps over Triple H and climbs to the second rope and Austin gives Triple H a Flying Two-Handed Elbow Drop! And Triple H holds his chest as he begins to suffer from the move. And Austin walking away from Triple H yells "The Rattlesnake Has Struck, It's Over" And then Triple H somehow manages to stand up and run over to Austin and giving him a High Knee To Face! And Austin gets scraped by the barbed wire and he is knocked out of the ring. Triple H watches Austin come too and Steve Austin climbs onto the apron and Triple H tries to knock the Rattlesnake down but, Austin counters and gives The Game a modified Stone Cold Stunner on the barbed wire. And Triple H falls down and hold his throat as it may be cut. And Austin slides back in the ring and he grabs the ladder and drops it on Triple H. And the ladder and Triple H are in the corner and which the ladder is in front of Triple H so Austin walks over to him and gives him a major Mudhole Stomping! And the Ref once again pulls Austin off of Triple H and this time Steve didn't say anything. Triple H pulls himself up from the turnbuckles and he runs at Austin and Spears him down with right hands to Austin's face. Austin lays down on the mat and he holds his face. Triple H runs over to the ladder and he sets it up once again in the middle of the ring. And Triple H walks over to Austin laying on the mat and picks him up. Triple H gives Stone Cold a couple of knees to the gut. But, Triple H doesn't let Austin go. He brings Austin over to the Ladder and Triple H climbs the ladder with Austin up his arm. And at the fifth step of the ladder Triple H yells "GAME OVER" and he sets Austin up and all of a sudden Triple H delivers a PEDIGREE OFF OF THE LADDER ON AUSTIN!!!!! And Stone Cold Steve Austin maybe out for good and he is bleeding a large amount. And Triple H laughs and climbs the ladder with ease and he climbs to the top and says to the fans "It's Over" Soon as The Game says that he stands at the top of the ladder and unhooks the T.V. title strap. And Triple H risks his body and drops from the ladder. And he gets back up and raises the title belt. Then the ref comes over to Triple H and raises his hand in victory. And Triple H looks into the camera bleeding from the forehead. And he slides out of the ring and begins to walk up the ramp with his title.

Announcer: And your winner of this match and still EHW T.V. Champion "The Game" Triple H!!!!!!

The cameras pan to Austin laying in the ring still hurt starting to regain consciousness. And the cameras go to JR and "The King" Jerry Lawler sitting at the announce table talking about the match up.

JR: I don't believe my eyes "King" what a win for Triple H. I mean he put on a spectacular match-up tonight. And he deserves the win. Oh and "King" Did you see the Pedigree off of the ladder on to the mat?

JL: Yes, Yes I did this match was one for the record books, This was a night to remember. Austin and Triple H both gave it their all it was just that Triple H had a little bit more will power than Austin. Well maybe next time Austin. And the last thing I have got to say on this match up is WOW!!!!!

JR: I KNOW, I can't wait to see what else is gonna unfold tonight in this very ring. And we will be here ring side to see it all. And there will be more EHW Born To Be Wired coming your way!

The cameras cut to the ramp way for the other EHW superstars intros as another match begins here at EHW Pay-Per-View Born To Be Wired!

The Camera switches backstage as the Chosen One Jeff Jarrett has arrived to the eHw arena. He gets out of his limo with a pissed off expression on his face and the intercontinental title around his waist.

Jeff Jarrett: Hey slapass. Hurry up and get my damn bag before i beat your ass infront of all these other slapasses!!

The guy quickly scrambles to get the chosen ones bag so he doesnt beat his ass infront of all these other slapasses. He grabs his bag and hands it to him. Jarrett bucks at the guy and he jumps. Jarrett begins to laugh and calls the guy slappy.

Jeff Jarrett: What a dumbass!

As Jarrett walks down the hall the camara zooms up the hallway and shows Edge and Christian. Christian is the first to notice him in the hallway

Christian taps Edge and points to Jarrett. They both walk over to Jarrett and stand infront of him. Jarrett looks at them both and then takes of his sunglasses.

Edge: " Jarrett who do you think you are. Your like totally suffering from delusions of granduer, if your thinking your gonna beat Kurt Angle for that intercontinental title around your waist. Dude Kurt is like 3,687 times better than you just face the facts man."

Christian: "Yeah and likes whats the deal with your name? Your the chosen one alright if your chosen to be the most totally suckalicious wrestler in eHw today. Kurt's gonna totally end your career so why dont you just hand us the belt to give to Kurt, and save yourself the ass kicking?"

Jarrett looks around with a pissed look on his face for a second while edge and Christian look at each other

Jeff Jarrett: You know what I think? I think you two losers should get out of my way before I kick both of your asses. We can do this the hard way. Thats me kicking both your jurassiac asses . Or the easy way, you getting out of my way and avoiding a huge ass kicking. So whats it gonna be slapnuts?

Edge and Christian look at each other and then start punching Jeff Jarrett. Jeff starts fighting back and nails Christian hard with a punch. christian goes back out of the view of the camera. Jeff Jarrett and Edge start trading punches. Jerrett starts to win the trade of blows until Kurt Angle runs in behind him and nails him with a forearm blow to the back of the head. Edge and Kurt start to stomp him as Christian comes back into view with two chairs. He pushes Edge and kurt off of Jarret and hands Edge a chair. Edge and Christian both get on opposite sides of Jarrett as he slowly starts to get up . Kurt watches with a smile on his face as Jarrett gets up and recieves a Con-Chair-To!!! Edge, Christian, and Kurt all look down at Jeff Jarrett. Kurt gives a sickining grin as all three members of team ECK walk off. The camera switches ringside with Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler.

Jim Ross: Well folks that was a sickening attack by Team Eck against the intercontinental champion Jeff Jarrett earlier today. I cant believe they would do this. I mean Kurt Angle walks around talking about morals and then he does something like this. What kind of a man is Kurt Angle?

Jerry Lawler: Haha Kurts a man who does whats needed to get the job done. If you ask me Jarrett had that coming to him. You dont talk to an American hero like that.

Jim Ross: hmm why dont I tell Jarrett you said that

Jerry Lawler: Theres no need for that JR.

As The King and Jr are talking they get interupted by Kurt Angle's theme "Medal". Kurt walks onto the ramp with a serious look on his face.

He walks down the ramp. with a mic in hand preparing for his match against Jeff Jerrett. He gets in the ring and spins around with his arms out as the fans boo. He grins and holds the mic up to his lips. The crowd starts booing and he looks around.

Kurt: " Finally your Olympic Hero has arrived at born to be wired. Now tonight I have to face a man who has alot in common with these fans in this arena to night. You see most of these people in the arena are fat asses, but Jeff Jarrett is an ass. So you see even these uneducated people have something in commom with Jeff Jarrett. Now although these people in the audience havent accomplished anything in there worthless lives, Your Olympic hero will once again give them all something to look forward too. That is seeing me kick Jarretts ass from one ring post to another and win the intercontinental title oh its true its true. Now most of you have heard that I attacked Jarrett earlier today, but there is a good reason for that. You see I heard rumors circulating in the back that Jeff Jarrett was after my gold medals. I heard he was going to sell them to try and get himself a better haircut, oh yeah...oh yeah. Well buster, im sorry but that just isnt gonna happen here tonight. I walked in this ring tonight with gold medals and im leaving with them and your belt. While youll just leave on a stretcher, because of the immense pain that your gonna have after i snap you ankle in two, pal. So Jerratt bring your ass out here so I can end your career that isnt going anywhere anyway. Hurry up!!! Get down here now so I can get what I deserve!!

DONT MAKE ME COME BACK THERE!!!!!

JG: "Ross, Angle has really turned the heat up on Jarrett over the last few days and that match for the IC Title will be one hell of a match."

Jarrett and Angle get set and circle the ring both men weary of the barb wire ropes that surround them. Jarrett and Angle lock up and Angle gives Jarrett a leg drag takedown, Angle goes for an elbow drop but Jarrett rolls out of the way and both men get back up to their feet. They lock up again and Jarrett gives Angle a chest breaker then puts Angle in a front face lock. Angle stands up and gets Jarrett on his side and elbows him in the stomach several times, Angle goes to run off the ropes but stops himself when he sees the barb wire ropes. Angle turns around but is met with a dropkick to the head and shoulders and is driven back first into the barb wire ropes!! Angle rips away from the barb wire ropes tearing up the flesh on his back and left arm as he yells in pain. Jarrett takes Angle from behind and gives him a reveres DDT and makes a cover, 1..2.NO Angle kicks out and rolls out of the ring scraping more of his back on the barb wire. Jarrett grabs the wire cutters from the referee and cuts away the bottom to strands of barb wire on the left side of the ring and gets to the outside himself. Jarrett picks Angle up from behind but Angle backs Jarrett up into the ring post and Jarrett hit’s the steel beam spine first. Both men go down and try to recoup from their injuries. Jarrett gets up first and grabs a steel chair but Angle gets up right after he does, Jarrett goes to hit Angle with the chair but Angle kicks Jarrett in his stomach and Jarrett drops the chair behind his back as Angle then gives him a Release Northern Lights Suplex on the outside. Angle gets up and puts the chair in the ring as well as another then picks Jarrett up and puts him in the ring the same way they came out. Angle gets in the ring himself and picks up one of the steel chair and hits Jarrett repeatedly with it on his left foot!

JR: “Angle is trying to soften Jarrett up for the Ankle Lock Submission.”

JG: “Why does he use that move anyway Ross?”

JR: “I don’t know, maybe he is a big Ken Shamrock fan, but then again who cares?!!”

Jarrett rolls away from Angle and grabs the other chair that Angle put in the ring. Angle goes to hit Jarrett again but Jarrett blocks it with the chair that he is holding. Jarrett gets up on his knees and hits Angle with the chair in his chest and then gives him a shoulder breaker. Jarrett favors his left ankle as he gets up to his feet, Jarrett picks up Angle’s right foot as he is laying down but Angle kicks away pushing Jarrett back first into the barb wire ropes!! Jarrett who is still wearing a t-shirt is still very hurt as he walks away from the ropes as his shirt is ripped off of his body by the barb wire ropes. Angle gets up to his feet and gives Jarrett a gut wrench suplex into a powerbomb. Angle goes for a pin, 1.2..NO Jarrett kicks out as Angle gets up to his feet and calls for the end of the match. Jarrett gets up and Angle goes for the Olympic Slam but Jarrett spins out of it. Angle turns and Jarrett gives him an inverted atomic drop and then clotheslines Angle down to the mat. Jarrett rolls to the outside and takes out a table from underneath the ring and puts it into the ring. Jarrett gets back in the ring and sets the table up in the middle of the ring. Jarrett then takes the wire cutters and cuts away two more strands of barb wire and wraps them around the table along with the other two he cut turning it into a barb wire table. Jarrett picks Angle up and knees him in the face a couple of times and then places him on top of the table and climbs up onto it himself. Jarrett takes Angle and attempts The Stroke but Angle low blows Jarrett and turns the move into the Olympic Slam through the barb wire wrapped table!!! Angle makes the cover as both men are tangled in the barb wire and table pieces, 1..2...3 Kurt Angle wins the Intercontinental Championship!

JR: “Good lord in heaven! I have never seen Kurt Angle get as hardcore as he got right there. Never in my life did I think he would use a barb wire table to his advantage, man oh man.”

JG: “Well my Olympic hero is full of surprises in any match, just like me when I take off my pants. It is always a surprise, how bit it. . . “

JR: “Woooaaahhh!! Let’s not finish that sentence.”

* Al Snow's theme plays unexpectedly as Al Snow back from the back to a loud ovation from the sell out crowd.*

J.R. : What would Born to be Wired be with out of one of EHW's veterans.

J.G.: I will say this, as of late, he's timing has been during big events, such as the King of the death matches tournament and the finals as the guest referee.

*Al Snow gets a mic handed to him from the ring announcer and starts to talk*

Al Snow: cut the music.... I'm sorry if I'm not in the same mood as all of you people are, for I have just made a very important decision. It was about a year ago when I made my debut here in EHW, and didn't take me long to get notices. My first singles title win was when I beat Kurt Angle for the TV title in a cage match in the first round of the King of the death matches tournament last year. Then who won it from me? The Sandman, who ended up winning the tournament. Then months later, I won it back, but defeated HBK in his final match in EHW. As for the Tag Division, when Bob Holly and myself won the gold from the Sandman and Bret Hart, I knew right there and then that I belonged. Even though we lost it, we won them back from the Outsiders. But since this is EHW, I shined well in the hardcore division, first my buddy Bulldog won the belt from Test, then later, after Sid got in the crown of barbwire, I won it from Test on Fury. But I feel my best match in my whole career and to be when I won the Intercontinental title from Tommy Dreamer in a Hell in a Cell barbwire rope match. I won his respect, which he granted me a rematch with I took advantage of and I pulled off the win. But then, all went down hill. I lost it to the Undertaker at Big Ass Extreme Bash, then things got worse, but I battled back, but then got sent to UXW, when Holly and myself won the tag titles and the fed retired with us as the champs. ever since then, I had only a few matches in EHW, my last 2 wins were against Mick Foley and the Big Show in round one of this years tournament, yet. Bad Ass Billy Gunn took me down. Nothing wrong with that, but that was my one shot, and I blew. But why am I here tonight mentioning my past? Well that match against the Big Show, that is official my last win in an EHW ring.

I know I know, it hurts me too. But I want what's best for EHW, and I think It be better off for the prez to get back running EHW like I know he can, instead of spending his free time asking me to come back. In fact tonight, I was suppose to face the champion, but Scott Steiner came back. Which is fine, it was his match to begin with. Yet as I look back at it all, what he stayed retired, would I stand a change in the ring? I don't know, I might have, but I do know, I would have given it my all, just like I always have been since day one of my career here in EHW. From The J.O.B. Squad to the Extreme Task Force *loud crowd reaction* to me going solo, I laugh at those who say I've had an unsuccessful career. I made some money, won some titles, but I had fun. EHW was more fun than ECW and the WWF put together. and if I could, I'd go back in time, just to make another run at it. my buddy Ken Shamrock told me that I wouldn't last long here, well Kenny, I last a whole year, that's a very long time, unlike Hart and the Sandman who have been here since day 1 of EHW, but speaking of the Sandman, I have a lot of respect for this guy. I've looked up to him, not only as a friend, but also as a role model. This guy is the back bone of EHW, which is why I'm going to do one thing, instead making my retirement official after I leave the ring, the second after your match with Steiner is over, then It'll be official. I'd rather stay and see a true champion leave the ring victorious than just leave and hear about it the following Tuesday on Turmoil. But in case you're wondering, will I ever return to EHW, I don't know. Probably not, but then again, anything can happen in EHW. But before I go, I have one message I'd like to send all the young guys in the back, If you work for it, you're time will come.(10 seconds pause) Thank you EHW, god bless you.

*Al's theme plays one last time as his heads to the back to a station ovation*

J.R. : I don't like what I just heard, but it's his call, and I for one, will miss him.

J.G. : For once, I will agree with you, Ross. I will miss him too.

J.R. : He's done a lot, and proved a lot of people wrong, and I for one, Joel Gertner, will wish him the best of luck.

Steiner moves the bed of barb wire out of the ring to the boos of the crowd. Sandman and Steiner go face to face in the middle of the ring, Sandman with the Singapore Cain in his right hand. The ref tells Sandman to hand him the cain, when Sandman turns to spit in the ref’s face Steiner punches Sandman in his stomach and gives him a snap mare takedown. Steiner goes for an elbow drop but Sandman rolls out of the way and grabs one of the barb wire bats and gets back up to his feet. Sandman swings for Steiner with the bat but Steiner ducks and the bat goes flying out of Sandman’s hands and gets entangled in the barb wire ropes on the left side of the ring. Sandman turns and Steiner clotheslines him down to the mat. Steiner picks Sandman up and goes for a vertical suplex but Sandman blocks it, gets out of the hold, and gives Steiner a DDT down to the mat. Steiner has ring crew slide the bed of barb wire back into the ring and Sandman sets it up next to Steiner. Sandman picks Steiner up, but as Steiner is getting up to his feet Steiner lunges forward, pushing Sandman into the barb wire ropes!! Steiner takes Sandman out of the barb wire and gives him a hip toss onto the bed of barb wire!! Sandman quickly rolls out of the barb wire and rolls to his Singapore Cain. Steiner flexes his muscles for the cameras and then walks towards the Sandman as Sandman starts to get up to his knees. Steiner walks over and Sandman whacks him with the cain on the side of his head knocking Steiner back a few feet. Sandman gets up to his feet and hits Steiner in the stomach with the Cain. Sandman drops the cain and gives Steiner a drop toe hold into the bed of barb wire!! Sandman goes for a cover, 1..2.NO Steiner kicks out while still in the bed of barb wire. Steiner rolls out out of the bed cut all over his body. Steiner grabs the other barb wire baseball bat and gets up to his feet. Steiner hits Steiner with a fist to his face but then Steiner jams the barb wire bat into Sandman’s stomach dropping Sandman to his knees. Steiner stands over Sandman and rubs the barb wire end of the bat back and forth across Sandman’s forehead! Blood flows down Sandman’s face as Steiner takes a step back and hits Sandman over his back with the barb wire bat. Steiner picks Sandman up to his feet, picks him up, and crotches Sandman on the barb wire ropes!! Sandman immediately drops back into the ring grasping at his crotch and jittering around the mat in pain.

JR: “Good god, the pain these two are dishing out is just in human.”

JG: “This is EHW Ross, we see this stuff everyday. And with the biggest prize in the game at stake, I wouldn’t be surprised to see anything.”

Steiner takes the bed of barb wire and angles it against the near right hand corner of the ring on the second ropes. Steiner walks back over and picks Sandman up to his feet as Sandman is still tentative to his. .lower area Steiner brings Sandman towards the barb wire bed but when he does Sandman sucker punches Steiner and whips him into the barb wire ropes!! Steiner yells in pain as blood starts flowing down his back since he hit the ropes bareback. Sandman pulls Steiner out of the barb wire ropes and gives him a spinebuster into the bed of barb wire!! Sandman can’t make a cover because he is recovering from the punishment he took from Steiner. A few seconds go by and both men start to get up to their feet at roughly the same time, Sandman gets up to his feet first but Steiner from his knees tackles Sandman down to the mat and gives Sandman a straight punch right to his nose! Sandman immediately grabs at his nose as Steiner rolls away from Sandman and gets up to his feet. Steiner picks Sandman up to his feet and from behind gives Sandman a release german suplex and Sandman lands right on his neck! Steiner makes a cover, 1.2..NO Sandman kicks out and rolls out of the ring, tearing his shirt up in the barb wire ropes in the process. Sandman gets out of the ring, and goes under it pulling out a six foot high ladder. As Sandman is doing this Steiner takes a pair of wire cutters out of the ref’s pocket and cuts away the bottom and middle barb wire ropes nearest to the bed of glass on the outside of the ring. Before Steiner can clip away the top rope, Sandman gets back in the ring with the ladder, and hits Steiner in his left knee with it. Sandman opens up the ladder and places it in the far left corner of the ring, grabs the Singapore Cain, and walks back towards Steiner. Sandman picks Steiner up to his knees and cain him between the eyes, then drags Steiner towards the ladder. Sandman takes Steiner and places him sitting down on top of the ladder and climbs up the ladder in front of Steiner. Sandman gets in front of Steiner, yells out to the fans, and gives him the Heinakenrana off the ladder!! But Sandman hits his knee on his landing and can’t make a cover right away. After about 10 seconds Sandman does make the cover, 1..2..NO Steiner kicks out and starts to get back up to his feet. Sandman gets up but has a small limp in his walk as Steiner gets up and hits Sandman with a low dropkick to the right leg which he is limping on. Steiner folds up the ladder and places it in the near the near left corner of the ring and picks Sandman up to his feet. Steiner takes Sandman and gives him a High Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex on the ladder!! Steiner does cover the Sandman but instead mocks the Sandman and then poses for both the cameras and the crowd allowing the Sandman to recuperate. Steiner walks over to the side nearest the bed of glass and points at the bed saying that Sandman will be put through the bed. Sandman gets up to his feet and charges Steiner as Steiner turns around. Steiner catches Sandman and picks him up for an inverted atomic drop but instead lifts Sandman high and drops him throat first on the top strand of barb wire snapping the rope and cutting up Sandman’s throat!!! Blood starts pouring out of Sandman’s throat and getting all over himself, the mat, and Steiner as Big Poppa Pump picks the World Champion up to his feet and stands him up on the end of the ring apron. Steiner picks Sandman up for a vertical suplex and gives Sandman the Steiner Recliner off the ring apron on the bed of glass on the outside of the ring!!!! The fans erupt in many different chants as Steiner rolls away from the very, very bloody and cut up body of The Sandman. Sandman doesn’t move after braking the pane of glass as Steiner slowly gets up to his feet. Steiner slowly picks Sandman out of the bed of glass as pieces of glass drop out of the Sandman’s back. Steiner takes Sandman and puts him back in the ring and then gets back in the ring himself and makes a cover on the Sandman, 1..2...3 Scott Steiner defeats the Sandman and wins the EHW World Heavyweight Championship!!

JR: “Scott Steiner has done it! Scott Steiner has done it! Scott Steiner has beaten the Sandman and has become the EHW World Champion once again. What a war we have just seen.”

JG: “After three and a half months of being the EHW World Champion The Sandman’s title reign has been taken away and goes to the only man that we thought could beat him. Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner has risen up and proven his greatness here tonight and is now on top of the mountain, of EHW.”

JR: “Folks that is it from Born to be Wired, thanx for joining us, we’ll see you real soon! Goodnight!”