DBZ Humor
THINGS DRAGONBALL Z PEOPLE WOULDN'T SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VEGETA:THERE IS JUST TO MUCH VIOLENCE IN THIS WORLD.
VEGETA:GOKU LETS WORK OUT OUR DIFFERENCES AND BE BEST FRIENDS.
VEGETA:HEY GOHAN CAN YOU TRAIN ME.
VEGETA:HEY BULMA,WERE'S THE FRYING PAN?
VEGETA:I HATE BEING A SAYIAN-JIN!!!!!!
NOW THINGS GOKU WOULDN'T SAY!!
GOKU:THERE IS JUST NOT ENOUGH VIOLENCE IN THIS WORLD
GOKU:I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING A MAN CAN WANT,I SHOULD HAVE JOINED FREIZA!!!!
GOKU:I HATE EVERYONE!!!!
GOKU:DIE GOHAN!
GOKU:GOHAN GET ON WITH YOUR STUDYING!
NOW THINGS GOHAN WOULD NEVER SAY!!!!
GOHAN:I HATE MY DAD!!!
GOHAN:I LOVE MY MOM [because she makes me study]!!!
GOHAN:I HATE YOU ICERIS
GOHAN:VIDEL,YOU STINK!
NOW THINGS CHI-CHI WOULD NEVER SAY!!!!!
CHI-CHI:GOHAN GET ON WITH YOUR TRAINING,NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHI-CHI:GOKU LEAVE I DON'T LIKE YOU!
Things that dbz characters really said
This a Vegeta and Bulma humor section
vegeta:(in the shower)you can leave now!
bulma:ok your hiness!
krillin:it's hard to understand what vegeta's problem is.
yamcha:I think he just wants to find goku. that poor guy. he's obsessed.
bulma:(to yamcha, oolong, krillin, and puar) He is a prince. he is used to getting what he wants.
yamcha: sounds more like you!
vegeta: hey ms.servent woman bring me a drying cloth! AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!
vegeta:hey ms.servent woman can you hear me!?!?!?
bulma: my name is bulma am i not your servent so say please!!
vegeta: huh, well forget about the stupid drying cloth thing!
bulma: well fine then dret dry you jerk!
vegeta:huh what is this a joke or something!
bulma:hun? vegeta: these garments you left, are they for a man or a woman, THERE PINK!
bulma:come on it's the style around here.
vegeta: (thinking to himself while other's laughing) men in pink, how bizzare.
vegeta: (out of the shower)
others: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
vegeta: shut up, shut up or i'll blast you all
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