just when her entire existance had begun to fade from our minds, mat and i come to find out miranda still has no life and continues on to grovel at our beauty and gossip about the lives we have made together. i'm sure her coworkers couldn't care less about her jealousy and insecurity. mat and i haven't even seen her lard ass in ages but one of her lady friends from work informed us of her obsession with our lives
...insert laughter here...
wallow in it