This is but a small sample of some of the corniest jokes ever made by Smarty Pants (a.k.a. PonyBoy) at Allen Central.  They still rank among the classics and have confused and somewhat humored generations for years.  You'll probably have to end up explaining most of them, which is what makes them so corny.  Hey, you've told the best, now tell the rest!
 

Who's There? (Lot of confusion with this one)

The doorbell rings and a guy answers his front door and finds a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and tosses it out into the yard.
Two years later, the doorbell rings and the man answers the door and there is the same snail. And the snail says, "Now, what was that about?!"
 

3-Legged Dog (This one always knocks 'em dead)

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces:
"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
 

Boll Weevils (A corny joke about a weevil, need I say more?)

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
 

Neutron (Make sure you wait an hour before going swimming after telling this one)

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For a neutron like you, no charge."
 

Molecules (Didn't go over as big as I'd hoped, but still a classic)

Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah.....I'm positive!"
 

Mushroom Humor (This one cracks up farmers and botanists everywhere)

A boy mushroom walks up to a girl mushroom and asks her out on a date.  The girl mushroom tells him she doesn't thinks so because she like guys who are wild and exciting, to which the boy mushroom replies "Hey, then we should go out because I'm a fungi!"
 

If you think these jokes are funny.....I mean uh, corny, then you should check out Smarty Pants' daily LIVE performancs at AC.  There are just some jokes so corny we can't in good conscience bring them to the public (gotta watch those eating disorders).  He performs live everyday at "The Bench" from 2:45 to 3:30, and pretty much anywhere else he can get away with it.  Admission is free. Check you local listings for time and availability.