Hello! Welcome to the world's foremost archive on the corniest jokes ever told by the world's corniest (but all around most loveable) guy. I'm your Web Master....PonyBoy (please don't ask where that nickname comes from, it's a long story and not a word of it is true). Anyway, this page is brought to you by the inspiration, or just plain patronizing, of my two dearest friends, Penny Marie and "The Devil". So please check back continously and I'm sure you'll find the world's best, and undoubtedly the worst, comedy in the world. And remember, if it's not corny, it probably didn't come from PonyBoy!
*** PonyBoy is in no way responsible, or at least in his opinion he's not, for any cases of anorexia or other eating disorders that result from reading these jokes.
Personal Information
Just Who is PonyBoy?
Me...duh!!! (See
how easy it is to tell a corny joke?)
And. if you wanna see my pic just
click here !!!
(Please ladies, keep the swooning to a minimum!)
Where did he come from?
Now that's a
question that still baffles many scholars and historians. There are many
legends that surround the origin of PonyBoy. To the ancient Maya, he was
perhaps worshipped as a god and known as "Teller of Many Stupid Jokes".
In ancient Greece, inspiring comedians sacrificed goat cheese and orange peels
to him in hope that they to could have the power to tell that whick is
corny. The modern theory is perhaps the most substantial and most widely
accepted. It suggests that PonyBoy was just some guy who got caught
riding a pony ride for little kids. No one knows for sure.
General Facts
Birthdate: April 06,
1981
Age: 17 (33.5 in pony years)
Favorite People:
Refer to Penny Marie & "The Devil"
Like and Dislike:
Again, Refer to Penny Marie & "The Devil"
Biggest Flaw:
Apparently I have trouble with living in denial
Related Websites
In the
Saddle With PonyBoy: How to Tell a Corny Joke
The Best of Smarty
Pants: LIVE From AC
Does That Make You
Corny Baby? Does It?
The PonyBoy
Foundation: Helping the Drunks Under Garrett Birdge Since 1999
PonyBoy's
Top 5: Women and Computers?
Coming Soon...Meet
the Gang!
My Friend's Pages (These sites are rockin'! Be sure to sign their Guestbooks!)
Crit's Crap
(This girl is totally kewl!!! This one is a must see, so click here
Gibroni!!!!)
Chanda's
Page (From the girl whose name rhymes with panda, and it's not
shanda!)
The Devil and
Penny Marie's Lil Piece-O-Hell (The name pretty much says it all!
Kewl!!)
Thanks for stopping by, I hope you have enjoyed your stay. Please stop back soon, and may the corniness be with you.
Know your damn role and sign my damn Guestbook!
(Purty, please.)
