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1) What SNL character is Paul most like?
that Will Ferrel character in that dysfunctional family infomercial when he says
with a gay lisp "F*ck this, I'm leaving!" and he turns over his dinner plate and
walks away.
Church Lady
Goat Boy
I don't watch SNL... (2)
Cheri Oteri cause he has a
lot of different sides and he is kind of a feminist
A crayon
I think he looks like someone on The Simpsons
2) If you saw Rob's picture on a wanted sign in the Post Office, what would he be wanted for?
I'd say holding five other men hostage
for several years, forcing them to play in a band so he can get all the fame
himself! the nerve!
being too sexy (2)
not wearing any undies!
Grand theft auto
Stealing my heart!
Being such a hot guy
Scaring the pigeons
Homewrecker
For being the sexiest guy in the world
For stalking me
3) If matchbox20 had a toll-free # (1-800...), what would it be?
1-800-leather-pants
1-800-hot-match
1-800-YUMMY
1-800-werock-20
1-800-HOT-STUFF
1-800-WE-R-FINE
1-800-5-very-hot-guys-4-life
1-800-Yeah-baby
1-800-asshole
1-800-OMIGOD
1-800-hot-sex-with-a-matchstick
4) What's Adam's favorite movie?
Waiting to Exhale! LOL!
Forrest Gump
i have no clue ::slaps hands:: bad
that little homemade video Paul and Rob made that night I was over (Ooh, naughty naughty)
Busty Backdoor Nurses
The Face on the Milk Carton because milk reminds him of cereal
Barney's Great Adventure
Somewhere in Time
Austin Powers
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
5) Rob is watching infomercials at 1 in the morning. Then he sees an ad for ____ and orders it. Fill in the blank (try to use a real product)
George Foreman's PRESSURE COOKER! (2)
ron popeel's slice o matic!
Sweedish Made Penis Enlarger (2)
Gingsu knife
Everlasting nail polish
Hooked-on-Phonics (he thinks learning is a good thing)
Cheerios
Thighmaster!
6) The guys want a 'new look' for their new album. What do they do for their 'new look?'
Two words: CROSS DRESSING
they ALL wear red patent leather pants!
dress up as women and sing,"girls just wanna have fun
They take a bath in white out like the guys from Rammstein
stop playing their instruments and start singing and lip
synching like the backstreet boys
Start making parodies like Weird Al
Shave their heads
They all wear parachute pants
They strip down to nothing (yeah baby!)
Spike their hair and wear NOTHING!
7) What is matchbox20's catch phrase?
We're the friendly band
It's ok to be stupid but you're abusing the
privaledge
Finger Lickin' Good
Throw the goat
We're all bitches
We are the champions
I wanna push you around
me or someone like....well hell, ME!
Does this smell like root beer? ::holds out finger::
8) Pookie was walking down the soda aisle in the local grocery store. Which soda does he pick?
Ohhh Mountain Dew's rip off, Mountain Lightning! (it actually exists!)
mexico wet! (canada dry)
Hawaiian Punch
7up. The Un-cola!
Coke
Jolt (2)
Pookie thinks smart! He picks the cheapest soda and gets 20 cases
and goes home a happy Pookie
Soda? Try Jack Daniels
Pookie Juice!
9) What geometrical shape is Joey most like?
lol what the hell? A dodecagon
hmm.... geometry... not fun...
triangle (2)
a fish!
an ugly one (Those were some harsh harsh words!)
An octagon
rectangle
circle
Is that a trick question?
Trapezoid
10) What cartoon character reminds you most of Kyle?
Wyle E. Coyote man!
Johnny Bravo
trent from daria
Shaggy from Scooby-Doo (2)
probably Ed from Ed Edd and Eddie.. LOL
Tommy from the Rugrats
Rocky
Milhouse from the Simpsons
Elmer Fudd (I can see that! LOL!)
Dennis the Menace
Batman
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