songs of the heartbreakin', heartachin', and unadulterated suckiness of no lovin'

for the month of september
jinx removing by jawbreaker

Talked out and now I'm feeling crowded. All the errands in the world won't save us now. Rained in and I won't come unclouded. There's a stillness in the air. I pray for sound. We're too smart to watch TV. We're too dumb to make believe this is all we want from life. And I'm too dumb to talk to you. You're so quick to listen to me. I'm saying nothing you don't know. Nothing you don't know. Walked out and I won't be rerouted. If I don't go outside today, I never will. Too old not to get excited about rain and roads, Egyptian ruins, our first kiss.I love you more than I ever loved anyone before, or anyone to come. Someone said your name, I thought of you alone. I was just the same, twenty blocks away. Blew twelve and kissed the thirteenth finger. "Rabbit, rabbit," on the first. I hold my breath. Did tricks I hoped you wouldn't notice. A superstitious hyperrealist. I'll make you mine.

okay, what's a punk rock personals page without a mention of mother fucking jawbreaker. that's all i have to say about that. here's a nice little jawbreaker page.


for the month of august
your kiss by the muffs

Run and hide, all the time. Donít know why I have no happiness, I cry. Will I ever feel? I really want to know. Far away from here I always fear myself and now I am alone. Itís like this: Iím in your kiss. And even when I miss Iím still in your kiss. Hide away, feel the same. Why today? I canít believe Iím still ok. Will I ever feel? I really want to know. Am I really on? I feel so wrong. Donít hate me even when Iím gone. Itís like this: Iím in your kiss. And even when I miss Iím still in your kiss. You think that Iím ok. No, no way. And Iíll be coming thru, youíll know it. When my face turns blue. Iím so wrong and really gone. Donít hate me you will carry on. Itís like this: Iím in your kiss. And even when I miss Iím still in your kiss. Your kiss, your kiss, your kiss, your kiss. Your kiss, your kiss, your kiss, your kiss

when i was younger i used to think that kim shattuck was going out with dr. frank (mtx). and i was even more sure of it when the two of them did a duet cover of elton john's "don't go breakin' my heart." yes, i tell very good stories. anyway, this is a song that i put on a tape full of love songs for someone that i love. you otta put this song on a mix tape of a similar type. yes, i make good suggestions. learn more about them at the official muffs page.


for the month of july
deceptacon by le tigre

Every day and night. Every day and night. I can see yr disco disco dik is sucking my heart out of my mind. I'm outta time, I'm outta fuckin time. I'm a gasoline gut with a vaseline mind but, Wanna disco? Wanna see me disco? Let me hear you depoliticize my rhyme. One, two, three, four. You got what you been asking for. Yr so policy free and yr fantasy wheels and everything you think and everything you feel is alright. It's alright. It's alright. It's alright. It's alright. I take you home now watch me get you hot. Yr just a parrot when yr screaming and yr shouting "More crackers please, more crackers please." You want what you want but you don't wanna be on yr knees. Who does your, who does your hair? Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp? Who took the Ram from the Ramalamading dong? Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp? Who took the Ram from teh Ramalamading dong? You bought a new van the first year of yr band. Yr cool and I hardly wanna say "not" because I'm so bored that I'd be entertained even by a stupid fucking linoleum floor, linoleum floor. Yr lyrics are dumb like a linoleum floor. I'll walk on it. I'll walk all over you. Walk on it, walk on it. Walking one, two. Who? Who? Who? Who? Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp? Who took the Ram from the Ramalamading dong? Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp? Who took the Ram from the Ramalamading dong?

kathleen hanna is back for the attack with le tigre. i bought their record a while ago after i heard a song of theirs on a college radio station. it was very exciting. everything i do is very exciting, right? this le tigre site is where it's at, so check it out. while you're there check out the Julie Ruin stuff too.


for the month of june
jaime by weezer

Jamie, what you doin' now? What you doin' now girl? Please, please tell me cuz I need to know, I need to know now. When I was down, you came to me and promised you'd always be by my side. Now you're gone and I'm waiting patiently. Jamie, I want you to know. Jamie, Jamie, I'm so glad you're mine. We'll be together a long time. Jamie, what ya doing now? Who's dialin' your car phone? Please, please be true. You know that I trust you, do that which you must do. When I was down, you came to me and promised you'd always be by my side. Now you're gone and I'm waiting patiently. Jamie, I want you to know. Jamie, Jamie, I'm so glad you're mine. We'll be together a long time. You've got the Beach Boys, and your firm's got the Stones. But I know you won't leave me alone. Sometimes it seems you're not with me it hurts me so much, it hurts me so much. Sometimes it seems you're not with me it hurts me so much, it hurts me so much. You are the most, you're so rad, you're so fresh. And I'm so glad I am yours, you are mine. Show me where and I will sign. When I was down, you came to me and promised you'd always be by my side. Now you're gone and I'm waiting patiently. Jamie, I want you to know. Corey, Corey, I'm so glad you're mine. We'll be together a long time. Jaime, beleive me, I won't let you down cuz you are the best lawyer in town. Sometimes it seems you're not with me it hurts me so much, it hurts me so much. Sometimes it seems you're not with me it hurts me so much, it hurts me so much. I love you so much, I love you so much

fuck you punk rock purists! i had g'n'r on this godforsaken thing, and i'll have =w= too! go to the weezer fanclub site cause i fucking said so. love weezer, love me!


for the month of may
sleepwalking by modest mouse

I fell in love and I needed a roadmap to find out where you lived. So excited now, Sleepwalking, cuz I'm sleepwalking. The white trash boys listen to the headphones blasting white noise in the convenience store parking lot. I hung around there wasting my time hoping you'll stop by cuz I'm sleepwalking, I'm sleepwalking. A mutual friend's parents left town for a week so we raided their liquor stash and walked down by the riverside sleepwalking, cuz I'm sleepwalking.

i'm a fucking sucker for alliterations, and couldn't pass it up this month either. modest mouse is fun to listen to, and that's that! for more info check out this modest mouse site.


for the month of april
clavicle by alkaline trio

Been on top of the world since about six months ago, marking the first time I laid eyes on you. I lost all train of thought as I entered the room, saw what looked like really good food then I saw you and so did you. I wanna wake up naked next to you, kissing the curve in your clavicle. Kissing your clavicle. Been on top of the world since about 1 week ago, marking a time when I was drunk enough to talk to you. I lost all train of thought as your eyes met mine, told you I thought you were gorgeous, you gave me your phone number I gave you mine. Before you left I said that you can bet I'll be bothering you soon. You said, "No bother, please do." I've called you twice. It's been a hellish fight to not think about you all the time. Sitting around waiting for your call. I wanna wake up naked next to you, kissing the curve in your clavicle. Kissing your clavicle. I wanna wake up naked next to you, kissing the curve in your clavicle.

"a" is for april. "a" is also for alkaline trio. they're from chicago, illinois. learn more about them by going to the alkaline trio site. "a" is also for asian man records to buy the record that this song is on, which is 'goddamnit.'
p.s. hi Brian!


for the month of december
books by egghead.

Teach me that the more I'm you, the more I am myself. Teach me that my sex life is the same as everything else. Teach me to be crazy while I'm sane. Teach me all of that, and then caress my brain. Let's take our clothes off and talk about books. In the shower we mingle with each other a little soft and hard. Watch the windows really steam up when the conversation turns to the bard. Send me clippings from the Times. Send me all of that, my intellectual valentine. Let's take our clothes off and talk about books. F. Scott Fitzgerald was mean to his wife, but I still like his prose. I'll never harm a single hair on your head, but I'll kiss you from your eyes to your toes. Writing doggerel on your back, writing volumes of verse before we hit the sack. Let's take our clothes off and talk about books.

go to the mutant pop site and order egghead.'s record "dumb songs for smart people." it's so good, it makes me wanna learn stuff.


for the month of november
november rain by guns n roses

When I look into your eyes, I can see a love restrained. But darlin' when I hold you, don't you know I feel the same? 'Cause nothin' lasts forever and we both know hearts can change. And it's hard to hold a candle in the cold November rain. We've been through this such a long long time just tryin' to kill the pain. But lovers always come and lovers always go, and no one's really sure who's lettin' go today, walking away. If we could take the time to lay it on the line, I could rest my head just knowin' that you were mine. All mine. So if you want to love me then darlin' don't refrain, or I'll just end up walkin' in the cold November rain. Do you need some time... on your own? Do you need some time... all alone? Everybody needs some time... on their own. Don't you know you need some time... all alone? I know it's hard to keep an open heart when even friends seem out to harm you. But if you could heal a broken heart, wouldn't time be out to charm you? Sometimes I need some time... on my own. Sometimes I need some time... all alone. Everybody needs some time... on their own. Don't you know you need some time... all alone. And when your fears subside and shadows still remain, oh yeah. I know that you can love me when there's no one left to blame. So never mind the darkness we still can find a way, 'cause nothin' lasts forever even cold November rain. You're not the only one. You're not the only one. Don't ya think that you need somebody? Don't ya think that you need someone? Everybody needs somebody. You're not the only one. You're not the only one. Don't ya think that you need somebody? Don't ya think that you need someone? Everybody needs somebody. You're not the only one. You're not the only one. Don't ya think that you need somebody? Don't ya think that you need someone? Everybody needs somebody. You're not the only one. You're not the only one. Don't ya think that you need somebody? Don't ya think that you need someone? Everybody needs somebody.

since ex-vandals josh reese joined gnr, i thought they may have some punk points. but hey, even if they don't and as much as we would like to avoid butt rock, it'll always be around. so, rock on.


for the month of october
(she's my) vampire girl by the groovie ghoulies

She looks like one. She dresses like one. Got kicked out of the Goths for having too much fun. She's my vampire girl. Stays up all night, goes to sleep when it's light. Her hair is midnight black. Her face translucen white. She's my vampire girl. Anyone would be honored to hang around with her. She might be considered bats, but one thing I know for sure. You better not make fun, you wish that you were one. She lives in New Orleans but she still gets things done. She's my vampire girl.

the official groovie ghoulie site


for the month of september
teenage kicks by the undertones

Are teenage dreams so hard to beat? Everytime she walks down the street, another girl in the neighbourhood. Wish she was mine, she looks so good. I wanna hold you wanna hold you tight. Get teenage kicks right through the night. I'm gonna call her on the telephone, have her over cause I'm all alone. I need excitement oh I need it bad, and it's the best I've ever had. I wanna hold you ...

you can learn more about the undertones at an undertones page which has a few good links to other undertones pages.


for the month of august
amy left me for some emo guy by cletus

He wears thick glasses, they're like Doctor Spock. And he thinks he's so different; different clothes, different talk. I bet he listens to Nugent when he's alone. You know he's one of the individual clones. But Amy left me for some emo guy. Amy left me for some emo guy. Amy left me for some emo guy. And that's enough to make me cry. She says she's much happier now, cause he doesn't smoke. And he's in touch with his feminine side, he's a total joke. He's got fingernail polish on his fingernails. He's always wearing a sweater and he's so frail.But Amy left me for some emo guy. Amy left me for some emo guy. Amy left me for some emo guy. You know, it makes me wanna cry. You know, it makes me wanna cry. You know, it makes me wanna cry.

you can buy this song from Cletus's 7" ep "More Songs About Other People's Girlfriends," from Mutant Pop. And thanks a bundle to Nate Schmoe, my shuga daddy, for transcribing this song.


for the month of july
sniff you out by darlington

You've got [i can't figure out what he's saying here]. I wanna lick you all over, yeah. I want you to tie me up, yeah. Beat me up and get me bruised, oh yeah. Yeah, I wanna sniff you out, oh. Yeah, I wanna sniff you out, oh. Yeah, I wanna sniff you out, oh. I love your bad attitude, yeah. I wanna eat you out all night, yeah. I wanna black out with you, yeah. I wanna sniff cocaine off your butt, oh yeah. Yeah, I wanna sniff you out, oh. Yeah, I wanna sniff you out, oh. Yeah, I wanna sniff you out, oh. Be my dominatrix. I love it when you're a total Bitch, Go! Yeah, I wanna sniff you out, oh. Yeah, I wanna sniff you out, oh. Yeah, I wanna sniff you out, oh. Yeah, I wanna sniff you out, oh. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna sniff you out. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna sniff you out. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna sniff you out. I wanna, I wanna, I wanna sniff you out.

if you wanna learn more about this band, and hear a sound clip of this song, go to melted records. and i had to transcribe the song myself, so im not sure what the first line is, sorry.


for the month of june
i wanna be your boyfriend by the ramones

Hey, little girl, I wanna be your boyfriend. Sweet little girl, I wanna be your boyfriend. Do you love me babe? What do you say? Do you love me babe? What can I say? Because I wanna be your boyfriend.

i think the last line to the song should be something to the effect of, "Too bad you're going out with that jerk."


for the month of may
even hitler had a girlfriend by the mr. t experience

I still haven't found a girlfriend though I've tried a lot so can you help me please it's tougher than I thought. The odds are pretty good but the goods are pretty odd still at this point I'd take anything you've got. You see this all the time nice girls in love with jerks what could they be thinking tell me how it works. If I've got some problems well I wouldn't be the first but the ones I have in mind are even worse and even Hitler had a girlfriend who he could always call who'd always be there for him in spite of all his faults. He was the worst guy ever reviled and despised even Hitler had a girlfriend so why can't I? life is full of contradictions hard to understand and for every happy woman there's a lonely man. Nixon had his puppy Charles Manson had his clan but God forbid that I get a girlfriend. Even Hitler had a girlfriend who he could call his own to sweeten days of bitterness and feeling all alone. I'm not as bad as Hitler but it doesn't mean a thing since they'd rather be with Hitler more than me I don't see why they'd rather be with Hitler more than me.

if you wanna hear the song, it's at The Empty Starship.