Demented Ramblings of a WARPED mind...
The TEN Commandments for REAL MEN
- Thou shalt not drink thy neighbors last beer
- Thou shalt leave the changing of empty toilet paper roll to the lady of thine house
- Thou shalt remember thy Stooges and keep them holy
- Thou shalt leave up the seat of toilets both public and private
- Thou shalt not ask for directions or follow installation instructions
- Thou shall not lie, unless the lie shall serve ye better than the truth; However...thou shalt lie like a dog when the lie keeps another male out of trouble with his female
- Thou shalt light, supervise, and maintain control of all outdoor cooking and grilling equipement
- Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife without telling thy brethern who and why thou art coveting
- Thou shalt always retain posession and control of the remote control in thine own dwelling
- Thou shalt not purchase feminine hygiene products
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I'm still working on theses sites, as beer and my sleepless nights allow! I just hope that my prozac holds out until I can get it refilled... Have fun!
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Be sure to check out all the links to my madness... (actually its just a little paranoid delusion right now, that last hit of crack seemed to help out alot!)
Hope you're enjoying the fruits (appropriate choice of words there) of my labour here. As you can see, the list is growing by leaps and bounds! Hard is it is to type in this straight jacket, I'm still working hard to expell these demons in my soul on to the internet. Can't think of a better place to leave them, EITHER.
My Favorite Web Sites
The Spagetti Western Porno Movie Page
The Land of the Great Blue Monkey
The SOUTH PARK Police Department
Ten SIMPLE rules to date my daughter