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• "In Redmond there are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works" (Anonymous MS programmer)
• Bill, why do you make this possible? Stop making money and fix your software!
• Bill doesn't need your money
• Mai, mai, mai - Crosoft
• Whatever is bad for Microsoft, is good for US.
  Whatever is good for Microsoft, is bad for us.
• PLUG your XP box to the Internet and PRAY the hackers don't find it.
• The only secure Microsoft software is what's still shrink-wrapped in their warehouse...
• Everybody knows that eXPerience is the sum of swindles!
• Microsoft isn't the answer. Microsoft is the question - and the answer is No!
• Windows is a 32-bit upgrade for a 16-bit shell on an 8-bit OS for a 4-bit processor made by a 2-bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
• MICROSOFT: where do you want to go today?
  LINUX : where do you want to go tomorrow?
• "640 Kbytes RAM should to be enough for anybody" (Bill Gates, 1981)
• The box said 'Requires Windows 95, or better.' So I bought a Macintosh.
• If Bill Gates had a penny for every time Windows crashed......Oh wait, he does.
• Chi usa Outlook avvelena anche te. Digli di smettere!
  Se insiste fagli usare almeno la patch civilizzatrice:
  per Mac: http://fly.to/risorse/
  per Windows: http://www.freeweb.org/computer/SourceNet/Outlook.htm
• "To see tomorrow's PC, look at today's Macintosh." - BYTE, October 1995
• Microsoft's slogan -should- read: "Where do you want to go today? It doesn't matter, you're coming with us."
• With no walls or fences on the Internet, who needs Windows or Gates?