Top 10 Things Men SHOULD NOT say out Loud in Victoria Secret
10. Does this come in children's sizes?
9. No thanks. Just sniffing.
8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
7. Mom will love this.
6. Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
5. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
4. Will you model this for me?
3. The Miracle What? This is better than world peace!
2. 45 bucks?! You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
And the number 1 thing men should never say out loud in Victoria Secret,
1. Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!!