Advertising For A Lodger

Doris & Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their 2 up 2 down terrace house.

After a few days a young attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model, working in a nearby Manchester studio for a few weeks and that she would like the room Monday through Thursdays, but would pay for the whole week. Doris showed her the house and they agreed to start right away.

"There's just one problem," explained the model. "Because of my job I have to have a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath."

"That's not a problem," replied Doris. "We have a tin bath out in the yard and we bring it in to the living room, in front of the fire, and fill it with hot water."

"What about your husband?" asked the model.

"Oh, he plays darts most weekdays so he will be out in the evenings," replied Doris.

"Good," replied the model, "I'll go to the studio and see you tonight."

That evening Fred dutifully went to his darts match while Doris prepared the bath for the model. After stripping, the model stepped into the bath and Doris was amazed to see that she had no pubic hair. The model noticed Doris's staring eyes, smiled and explained that it is part of her job to shave her pussy, especially when modeling swimwear or underclothes.

Later when Fred returned Doris related this oddity; he didn't believe her. "It's true, I tell you," said Doris, "Look, if you don't believe me, tomorrow night I'll leave the curtains slightly open and you can peek in and see for yourself."

The next night Fred left as usual and Doris prepared the bath for the model. As the model stepped naked into the bath, Doris, standing behind her, looked towards the curtains, and pointed towards the model's naked pussy. She then lifted up her own skirt and, wearing no panties, pointed to her own hairy mass. Later Fred returned and they retired to bed.

"Well, do you believe me now?" she asked him.

"Yes," he replied. "I've never seen anything like it in my life. But why did you lift up your skirt and show your hairy twat?"

"Just to show you the difference," answered Doris. "Anyway, you've seen my pussy millions of times."

"Sure, I have," replied Fred, "but until tonight, the rest of the friggin' dart team hasn't!"