---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 03/05/2007 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cows would sacrifice themselves if they knew they'd wind up as shoes like these. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the southwest, Furtive Keiichi unknowingly shouts: I"M ON TOP OF THE WORLD To the east, Chojin sYc is to blame shouts asking: but but ... this is a desert? Nearby to the northwest, Furtive Keiichi unknowingly yells: global warming happens! To the east, Chojin sYc is to blame shouts: Seriously? Man, these GPS devices these days :( To the east, the short madman yells in Djelian: Wizards are mighty and powerful and priests are not! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yele asks you: how can you tell players from npc's? You tell Yele: Players usually have names. Players always have finger info, when info, whois info, no actual code controlling what they choose to do other than the restrictions of what's possible, etc.. Yele tells you: cool, that's what I thought... that's why I was fingering you, to see if you were a player and if to steal from you :D You ask Yele: Steal away if you want? Yele exclaims to you: thanks again, bye! Yele peers at at you. Yele peeks at you. > teach steal to yele You offer to teach steal to Yele. You pat Yele on the head. Yele learns something from you. You tell Yele: _now_ try staeling from me? :P > teach shoplift to yele You offer to teach shoplift to Yele. Yele tells you: thanks LOL Yele peeks at you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You wave to Schlaft. You hug Schlaft. You tell Schlaft: You need to be on more =\ [Schlaft leaves Discworld] [Schlaft enters Discworld] Schlaft exclaims to you: I know! Schlaft grins at you. [Schlaft leaves Discworld] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 1702 (2009) Gp: 298 (409) Xp: 4889562 The plump piebald horse bruises your head with his hoof. You are wounded; the intense pain makes you lose your concentration! The delicate grey horse gashes your chest with her teeth. The scrawny brown foal munches on your right leg. The young piebald horse gashes your stomach with her teeth. The proud black horse bruises your left arm with his hoof. You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire crisps the proud black horse, the young piebald horse, the delicate grey horse, the wary yellowish horse, the scrawny brown foal and the over-confident dark foal. The fire melts the plump piebald horse. The fire dies away. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Ozfingwei: how do i contact terry pratchett?? (newbie) Ozfingwei: i need to write him a letter (newbie) Taya: Go see him at one of the locations on his tour of the south of Britain - we can't help otherwise, I'm afraid. ---------- (newbie) Stile: basically we have no connection with terry pratchett besides being fanatics about his books (newbie) Stile: at least none that we know of (newbie) Aerk: And he has kindly agreed to not know that we exist. ---------- (newbie) Ozfingwei: i have to finish a class project, im so frustrated... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Race of the wizards! > spear wizard The woolgathering hedge wizard gets a medium leather shield and some fine grey ash from a pocket in a small backpack. You get a lightable torch from the large backpack. You prepare to cast Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear on the woolgathering hedge wizard. You think of a dark damp cave. You dream of bats. The woolgathering hedge wizard looks pensive for a few moments. You hurl the torch straight up into the air. The woolgathering hedge wizard stares at nothing much in the air around himself. You wiggle your toes to get a good ground. The woolgathering hedge wizard sings quietly to himself. You loudly exclaim: Let there be light! The woolgathering hedge wizard scatters some ash around himself. The woolgathering hedge wizard appears to tense momentarily. A bolt of lightning arrives from above, washes through your body and leaps off towards the woolgathering hedge wizard. The bolt burns a hole straight through the woolgathering hedge wizard. You can see right through! You killed the woolgathering hedge wizard. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Race of the wizards, take 2! > spear wizard Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 367 (409) Xp: 4398730 The tall hedge wizard gets a clay pipe, a heavy iron hand mirror and one pinch of old Ramtops tobacco from a pocket in a small backpack. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 370 (409) Xp: 4398733 You get a lightable torch from the large backpack. You prepare to cast Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear on the tall hedge wizard. The tall hedge wizard puts some tobacco into his pipe, puffing away. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 313 (409) Xp: 4399002 You think of a dark damp cave. Smoke swirls around the tall hedge wizard, gathering in ominous black clouds. The tall hedge wizard fiddles with a mirror, making spots of light dance on the smoke clouds. You dream of bats. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 316 (409) Xp: 4399005 Clouds of smoke flow from the tall hedge wizard towards you! You hurl the torch straight up into the air. You wiggle your toes to get a good ground. The tall hedge wizard waves his hands in a menacing manner and babbles at you! Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 319 (409) Xp: 4399008 You loudly exclaim: Let there be light! This is a fabulous land. A flock of dancing gold-flavoured lemurs is circling overhead, while the blue womble to the north bounces by a turquoise bridge. It is a very weird nibblebing's aftermoon. There are as many obvious exits as you could wish. You are suddenly transported to a magical land. A bolt of lightning arrives from above, washes through your body and leaps off towards the tall hedge wizard. The bolt burns a hole straight through the tall hedge wizard. You can see right through! You killed the tall hedge wizard. A large wooden shield clatters to the ground. The tall hedge wizard scratches himself, and large pieces of skin flake off. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Schlaft asks you: how we doing then? You ask Schlaft: Tiredly... Spent most of last last night partying. Alright besides that. You? Schlaft exclaims to you: spent no time partying at all but still tired... must be getting old! Schlaft exclaims to you: and still have cold hands! You exclaim to Schlaft: Use gloves! Schlaft tells you: I've tried but they don't do anything for me Schlaft exclaims to you: I'm weak too... what I need is some glove things to keep me warm which will make me strong, yeah that's what I need!! ---------- You tell Schlaft: if I see any at the t-shop, i'll be sure to get 'em for you :P Schlaft exclaims to you: thank you, and I tell you what, I will even pay you back! Schlaft tells you: can't say fairer than that ;) You ask Schlaft: ...What is this "pay you back" that you speak of? Schlaft tells you: surely you have heard of pay back? You must of?! Loads of people keep saying "One day I am really going to pay that Langrisser Schlaft tells you: of course followed by "that arse!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kital tells you: quit Kital laughs at you. Kital tells you: Oops. =P [Kital leaves Discworld] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (annoying flowers) Tique Timer: That sounds rude. (annoying flowers) Pthag: It *is* rude. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (RRU) Dalmuros Eterain: Erm. Did someone move Gloomy? :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Disc_Addicts) Faux: Ooohhooohohoohooh, take me in, so deeply... (Disc_Addicts) Jagger: .... (Disc_Addicts) Jagger: Ask me on the weekend. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jagger shaves the hairy yeti's head. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mistress Talitha puts one of the unknown objects in the wasp jam jar. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You manage to grasp one of the principles of seeking out minds more firmly. You see a vision in the large mirrored pendant: The road is very wide here, there seems to be enough space for several carts to pass without too much of a squeeze. Dilapidated fences run along either side of the road, as far as the eye can see. Some plains lie to the north, south, northeast, southeast, southwest and northwest. It is a freezing cold backspindlewinter's evening with almost no wind, packed cloud cover and light snow. There are two obvious exits: journey east and journey west. A large black cloud, a large whirlwind of dirt, a large salamander, a gigantic black cloud, a large whirlwind of dust, two huge whirlwinds of dust, two gigantic whirlwinds of dust, a colossal black cloud, an unbelievably large black cloud, Sister Malum, Sister Tamoko, Sister Chamdar, Blessed Gwydion auf der Scheibe, Blessed Father Duzchip The Wicked, a strong knight and a bold knight are standing here. Two bastard swords are on the ground. You exclaim to Tamoko: OOOOOOH DEAR GOD! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The weathered Tsortean soldier asks in Djelian: Just whaddaya think yer doin'? Hp: 1980 (2009) Gp: 64 (412) Xp: 2728116 A bolt of lightning arrives from above, washes through your body and leaps off towards the weathered Tsortean soldier. The bolt burns a hole straight through the weathered Tsortean soldier. You can see right through! You killed the weathered Tsortean soldier. -- A rain dance! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A door momentarily appears in a building to the west. An old, wizened head pokes out, looks around, grumbles, and quickly slams it shut. The door vanishes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Devon tells you: Fuck :P I just banished you :P Don't log out :P You tell Devon: ....... Devon tells you: Okay, yet fixed :P You ask Devon: Fixed? Devon tells you: you're, too :P Devon tells you: Nevermind! :P You tell Devon: Please don't do that again :P Devon tells you: really very sorry :P Devon tells you: I dun make a habit of it :P You tell Devon: All good.. I'm still here :P You tell Devon: I'd hope not! Though this does shed light into why people think creators enjoy killing PTs! :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Thanks to Arianna Langrisser goes white, looks very chalky and turns into a statue. Langrisser has reconnected. Grumpy Langrisser of Silence blames LAG. Langrisser goes white, looks very chalky and turns into a statue. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Angette von Bruxa shakes you. Angette von Bruxa tells you: bah, tried to shake my broom ... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Medea X Myrddin tells you: damn Pythagoras and all the hypotenuses, hypotenii? whatever, it's all greek to me ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Medea X Myrddin tells you: oh gods... make me feel really old, I playtested deluding ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Mascarada: But if you use Airk's site you have to give him lots of hugs. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Morning tells you: Just wait till I sve up for my surname. was thinking 'After' might be a good one;) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The stall owner exclaims: Don't fondle moi goods! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You prepare to attack the greyish cloud. > Trying to slice a cloud of water vapor into pieces, are we? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- In the space of about a heartbeat... > shields Arcane protection status: * You are surrounded by a magical impact shield. * Something is floating around you: Something: It is in decent condition. There is a sudden white flash. Your magical shield has broken. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The talkative little girl stands on her head. The talkative little girl exclaims: Look at me, look at me! The talkative little girl falls over. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lakit exclaims to you: On the western side of the market, the tipsy barge sailor exclaims: That Mr. Skiller's beer tastes loike cat extract! Lakit tells you: The tabby cat nods happily. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Tique enters Discworld -- Tiki!] Tique Timer snuggles up to you affectionately. You give Tique Timer a with a passion smooch on the lips. Tique Timer peers at you. [Tique leaves Discworld -- Tiki!] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 305 (409) Xp: 6768965 You launch a powerful attack. You mash the ugly witch's chest with your jo. The ugly witch opens the south door. The ugly witch leaves south. The ugly witch closes the south door. > s You open the south door. Celery Appleseed's Juice Bar [n]. Celery Appleseed is standing here. The corpse of an ugly witch is on the floor and a cardboard sign is here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A loincloth decays into dust. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to Fnarr and Schlaft 23/04/2005 For poking me to update ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Schlaft asks you: Oi wizard! Isn't it about time you did something with your web space? Huh?? You tell Schlaft: Get an MSN account.. I'll send you the latest log P Schlaft exclaims to you: MSN account? PAH! I spit on MSN accounts! You tell Schlaft: ....Get one anywya. Schlaft spits in your face. Schlaft tells you: sorry... missed ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Disc_Addicts) Elle MacKenna wibbles. (Disc_Addicts) Langrisser of Silence sniffles like someone with a leaky nose. (Disc_Addicts) Elle MacKenna offers healing toe. (Disc_Addicts) Elle MacKenna: TEA. (Disc_Addicts) Elle MacKenna: gnah! (Disc_Addicts) Denzil: The awesome healing ability of Elle's left big toe. ---------- Elle MacKenna tells you: My tea makes my nose curl Elle MacKenna tells you: TOES. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Kram: how do i buy lives? (newbie) Kram: do I have to pay real money to get mroe lives? (newbie) Clover: If by real money you mean Discworld money then yes. ;) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- After several attempts to behead insects: Fayt Steelfire shakes wildly, dislodging the stick insect. The stick insect moves aggressively towards you! [ashes to ashes] Talitha: I don't think you are going to get a behead Fayt Steelfire launches a powerful attack. Fayt Steelfire neatly fillets the stick insect's thorax with one of his shamshirs. Fayt Steelfire dealt the death blow to the stick insect. An insect head sails through the air in a graceful arc before landing with a very soggy squishing sound. [ashes to ashes] Langrisser: No? :P ---------- [ashes to ashes] Fayt: THAT'S PRECISION. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Kiris: Is taskmaster a concept or a command like look? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When learning Uberwaldean: Fione mac Feegle says: The third phrase be "AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGH!". Dis be the onlie thing ta say in da presence of a p'ck of vulfs. Fione mac Feegle exclaims: Repeat after me: KAKAKAKAKOTOVTOVTOVTOVVLAVLAVLAHA! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You see Sylvestris the Novice Fighter. He is a strapping young human lad. He is a royal guard in disguise. He is in good shape. He is standing. His skin looks strangely mineral-like. Holding : a long sword (left hand). Wearing : a pair of metal clad boots, an old green cloak and a winged helm. His purse is bulging with coins. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man with an eyepatch winks - or blinks - at you knowingly. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You killed the lost-looking cartographer. Death rides in atop Binky and says, "MY, MY. IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE LOTS OF HOPELESSLY LOST TOURISTS NOW. I'M GOING TO BE RATHER BUSY." Death looks a bit displeased, then rides off into the distance. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 407 (407) Xp: 324557 You bruise the tough Hublandish barbarian's right leg with your jo. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 407 (407) Xp: 324560 You bruise the tough Hublandish barbarian's right foot with your jo. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 407 (407) Xp: 324563 You bruise the tough Hublandish barbarian's right leg with your jo. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 407 (407) Xp: 324566 You bruise the tough Hublandish barbarian's left foot with your jo. -- Let's see how well -you- can dance! -- No, I was not focusing on legs or feet. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Muzak filters down from the holes in the roof: fa-bo-no na-ta-da-sa-boom na-ga-te-no-badda-ga-ga-sa boom-fi-boom-badda-fa fa. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > get trousers from corpse You get a pair of patched tweed trousers from the corpse of Sokkard. > look corpse This is the dead body of Sokkard. Wearing : a pair of old muddy wellies, a leather thong, a bobble hat and a cotton undershirt. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Mascarada: In case I said that wrong. You can sell things on corpses. Not the actual corpse. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Nayeli: don't worry yukk, you'll find the womble eventually. try "search"ing around the various rooms. :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The tough rogue launches a powerful attack. The tough rogue slices at Wicked Angette von Bruxa with his bastard sword but at the last second you leap in and protect her but your skin absorbs all of the blow. -- After the fight: You get a bastard sword from the corpse of a sadistic rogue. You get a bastard sword from the corpse of a tough rogue. You get a bastard sword from the corpse of a snarling rogue. You get a bastard sword from the corpse of a sinister rogue. You get a bastard sword from the corpse of a scarred rogue. > condition swords The bastard sword (1) is in excellent condition. The bastard sword (2) is in excellent condition. The bastard sword (3) is in excellent condition. The bastard sword (4) is in excellent condition. The bastard sword (5) is in excellent condition. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The thin trader says to you: I have the following items for sale: The thin trader says to you: I have two hats for 10p each. The thin trader says to you: I have two pirate's hats for 62p each. The thin trader says: My goods are the cheapest. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The tall bandit says: My brother is a dentist. And they say that I am evil. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Login name : Nembutzu Real name : RDB Birthday : 24th of August Email : xoanon@aegirs.temple.nu Member of the priesthood of Pishe Location : Notts First logged on Sun Aug 1 20:09:31 2004. 35 years, 134 days, 18 hours, 56 minutes and 1 second old. On since Wed Apr 6 12:36:40 2005 (21 minutes and 12 seconds). Idle for 21 seconds. 4 mail messages. Project: To get hugged To do stuff To get cuddled To do more stuff To get hugged AND cuddled :o) Plan: To work out how my character is able to be older than I am! You are 35 years, 134 days, 8 hours, 51 minutes and 32 seconds old and have logged in 233 times, your overall rating is 1902357. and...*ahem* To get over this addiction! On since Sat Mar 12 14:22:48 2005 (1 day, 2 hours, 15 minutes and 32 seconds) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You eat the white chocolate truffle and the dark chocolate truffle. To the west, the bell of the Assassins' Guild clock tolls once, signifying another successful inhumation. You think happy thoughts. You chuckle. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You read the small piece of paper: Written in thin scratchings, like a bird's footprints: Dear Santa... I mean Lang. I have been a very good Wizzzzzzzzzzzzard this year and by good I mean I have slaughtered many.. many... helpless foes. For my present that you leave at the end of my bed I would very much like a blorp to the Djb walls at one of the ends at all please :) Jawa of Silence P.s *reminding you your home isn't fireproof* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A rumble echoes through the land as A'tuin digests a comet. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soothsayer From Beyond asks you: uh lag ? > tell soothsayer Er.. Lag? Warning: Soothsayer is net dead. You ask the net dead statue of Soothsayer From Beyond: Er.. Lag? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 360 (406) Xp: 445529 You impale the wary dark horse's right front leg on one of your Phoenix Feathers. The wary dark horse leaves south. > south Some plains close to a mixed forest [journey n,e,s,journey w]. The corpse of a wary dark horse is on the ground. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jawa of Silence tells you: You cannot put on the miniature wizard's robe since you are already wearing a pair of underpants. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Abhishek: is the womble in the foyer important? (newbie) Abhishek: how do i thank the newbie helpers? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Black Earwax arrives from the south. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Obedience Von Morporke tells you: A bad mime artist arrives from the northeast. A bad mime artist pursues you. You shoo the bad mime artist away. RamenMonkee arrives from the south. The bad mime artist mimes a drop bear. The bad mime artist points at RamenMonkee. The bad mime artist stops following Oryen Iniquitous. The bad mime artist pursues RamenMonkee. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [tarnach's] Taint: My pishe alt TMed her morporkian from a pet bird, now Im advancing my Uberwaldean from a tree, the disk is intresting enough ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Araltaln enters the game. > bing araltaln You bing happily at Araltaln. > tpa araltaln You get some fine grey ash from the grotty old potato sack. With a noise that sounds like "Plink!", the air around Araltaln flashes red for a moment. WARNING! Player using colours: Araltaln bings colourfully at you. Araltaln blinks. Araltaln says: I can't imagine it's very often people have TPAs cast on them before their inventory regens. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The brawny Tsortean soldier looks you up and down, carefully checking out your weapons and armour. The brawny Tsortean soldier sniggers. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > northeast A gloomy forest [ne,sw]. A giant spider is standing here. The giant spider leaves southwest. -- Come back here and fight like a man... er... male spider! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- As a ghost: > watch high Dead people don't watch. It is rude! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You get a sparkling ruby from the sturdy wooden chest. > eat ruby What do you think you are, a troll? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jawa of Silence tells you: Ok, Now I know my attention span is short but I cast a portal to bandit camp and then just walked off somewhere else :( ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple of priests wander out of Sandelfon's temple, fall to the floor and kiss the cobbles. Strange, strange people those priests. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The angry tabby cat sinks her teeth into Freya vi the dog's right rear paw. -- Later, at a different date: Ettercap Street [w,se]. A rough real cat is standing here. The corpse of a small black and white dog is on the ground and a street lamp is emitting a grimy light here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Attic Bee Street [s,nw,e]. A sailor is sitting here and a watchman and four small tadpoles are standing here. A dagger and a pair of patched tweed trousers are on the ground and a street lamp is here. You close the south door. > l tadpole 1 This small tadpole flops about pathetically, having been removed from the warm, nuturing and enclosed (albeit furry) environment that protected it from the cruel, uncaring world. It is in good shape. It is standing. > kill tadpole 1 You prepare to attack a small tadpole. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 403 (403) Xp: 197066 You crush the small tadpole's neck with your jo. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 403 (403) Xp: 197069 You crush the small tadpole's neck with your jo. The watchman exclaims to the small tadpole: Desist your assault immediately! You crush the small tadpole's neck with your jo. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 403 (403) Xp: 197072 You crush the small tadpole's neck with your jo. You killed the small tadpole. The watchman exclaims: In the name of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch I'm placing you, Langrisser of Silence, under arrest for ten instances of murder, fighting in public, ten instances of attacking an officer of the Watch and murder. Give up at once! The watchman pursues you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Squelch. Squelch, a large whirlwind of rubbish and a lung fish arrive from behind you. Squelch. Squelch deposits some money into his account. Squelch checks the balance of his account. Squelch, the large whirlwind of rubbish and the lung fish leave backward. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 369 (403) Xp: 148151 You stab one of your Phoenix Feathers right through the cautious vermine's back. The cautious vermine looks up at you with big, sad eyes. You killed the cautious vermine. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- I have no idea how long it had been since Pixxy logged off -- I never saw her logoff, at any rate. Mrs Pixxy De'Lampshade enters the game. You blink. Mrs Pixxy De'Lampshade leaves north. > look The road is very wide here, there seems to be enough space for several carts to pass without too much of a squeeze. Dilapidated fences run along either side of the road, as far as the eye can see. One hundred and fifty miles to the east are the Carrack Mountains and one hundred and fifty miles to the west the Morpork mountains reach to the sky. It is a freezing cold spindlewinter's afternoon with a gentle breeze and medium cloud cover. There are two obvious exits: journey north and journey south. > map ccc#ccc ccccc#ccccc c some cabbage fields cccccc@cccccc # road ccccccc#ccccccc cccccccc#cccccccc ccccccccc#ccccccccc ccccccccc#ccccccccc cccccccccc#cccccccccc cccccccccc#cccccccccc cccccccccc#cccccccccc cccccccccc@cccccccccc cccccccccc#cccccccccc cccccccccc#cccccccccc cccccccccc#cccccccccc ccccccccc#ccccccccc ccccccccc#ccccccccc cccccccc#cccccccc ccccccc#ccccccc cccccc#cccccc ccccc#ccccc ccc#ccc ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Basics of Co...] Groshnok: Why did I read "Mysterious men solidify with a satisfying thump."? :s ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Evidently due to having his nose taken off by a witch: > smell fayt You smell Fayt Steelfire. He smells terrible! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The stony troll child says: " " ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A meteorite streaks across the sky, followed by a plaintive yelp. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [O.o] Maculatus: give 150 gp to langrisser [O.o] Maculatus: Cannot find "gp", no match. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is a sudden white flash. Your magical shield has broken. > tpa me You get some fine grey ash from the grotty old potato sack. You prepare to cast Transcendent Pneumatic Alleviator on yourself. Hp: 1906 (2009) Gp: 287 (402) Xp: 182007 You think about shields. You try to sense the nature of the air around yourself. Hp: 1910 (2009) Gp: 290 (402) Xp: 182010 You silently sing a stream of shifting syllables. In blocking the attack the Tsortean metal shield floating around you is knocked out of orbit. You blow the ash into the air around yourself. Hp: 1914 (2009) Gp: 293 (402) Xp: 182013 The weathered Djelian soldier cuts your left arm with his Djelian battle axe. You weave a magical impact shield around yourself. Hp: 1788 (2009) Gp: 296 (402) Xp: 182016 The weathered Djelian soldier cuts your head with his Djelian battle axe. You are wounded; the intense pain makes you lose your concentration! With a noise that sounds like "Plink!", everything around you flashes red for a moment. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A priest of Gufnork bows down before a passing dust ball. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You prepare to bash the bouncy lass with your jo. The bouncy lass seats herself on her broomstick. With the flamboyance that only a witch could have, the bouncy lass adjusts her witch's pointy hat and prepares for liftoff on her broomstick. Unfortunately, the effect is somewhat spoiled when she starts running up and down to bump start her trusty steed. At last she succeeds, and takes off with a WHOOSH! You launch a powerful attack. You mash the bouncy lass' right arm with your jo. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The dapper gentleman suddenly slips around behind you and is gone. Dapper gentleman grasps the pipe, and suddenly steps back with a look of horror on his face. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sergeant Angua says: You, Langrisser of Silence, are hereby sentenced to 3 hours and 20 minutes of maximum security arrest for resisting arrest, the murder of a short man, the murder of a money-grabbing woman, the murder of a diligent priestess, the murder of a pudgy thief, the murder of a sophisticated thief, the murder of a accountant, eighty-three instances of killing an officer of the Watch, the murder of a outgoing trader, two instances of the murder of a mercenary, three instances of the murder of a watchman, two instances of the murder of a sly thief, twelve instances of Obstructing an Officer of the Watch in the Execution of his or her Duty by fighting in public, the murder of a smiling mugger, seven instances of Assault on the Person of a Member or Members of the City Watch, the murder of a papergirl and one hundred and ten instances of assaulting an officer of the Watch and disturbing him or her in the execution of his or her duty. Sergeant Angua says: That is of course local time. You can also get someone to bail you out or do it yourself. If you want to know more, call the guard. Sergeant Angua removes the handcuffs from you. Sergeant Angua turns you over to Constable Flint. Constable Flint checks all the cell-doors. Constable Flint begins to frisk you. Constable Flint takes a jo, a pair of ice blue crystal bubble earrings, a ruby red crystal ring, a ruby red crystal loveheart ring, a deep burgundy garnet friendship ring, a wedding ring, two black steel daggers, a blue and gold snake anklet, a butterfly lover's pendant, six gold rings, two thief's daggers, a spiderweb opal friendship ring, eight black metal medallions, a pair of silver thistle earrings, a silver thistle necklace, two Phoenix Feathers, a gold assassin's pin, a crystal raindrop necklace, a fire opal friendship ring, a friendship bracelet, a silver snowflake bracelet, a Flaming Cabbage brooch, a lightable torch, a quill, a dirty shovel, a topaz earring, a pair of silver hematite earrings, a gold necklace, a ruby ring, two gold earrings, a bloodstone bangle, a star ring, a gold skull-motif bracelet, a small silver needle, a moon pendant, a lapis lazuli ring, an amber ring, a malachite bangle, a silver seahorse ring, a small hammer, an antique silver brooch, a gold medallion, a tower ring, a maze bracelet, a Bad Ass tourist pendant, a silver pin, a rose pendant, a silver black widow pin, a golden snake bracelet, a moonstone diadem, a hematite ring, four turquoise scarab rings, a silver necklace, an ibis earring, a silver scorpion pin, a dragonhead ring, two sectioned rings, an elusive ring, a Philosophers' Society pin, a gold auriental name necklace, an onyx bangle, a chimera pendant, a sword necklace, a silver ring and an ankhstone ring away from you. It's too dark to look at anything. Constable Flint throws you into a cell. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Indiana Joans pops the candied sultana in her mouth and begins to wonder if Mr Dhblah knows the difference between a sultana and a lump of sugar coated tar. After a few minutes of frenzied chewing Indiana Joans manages to finish the candied sultana with just a mildly sore jaw. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The intersection of Quirm Street and Attic Bee Street [w,ne,se]. A belligerent dwarf warrior, a rat, a juggler and a rangy troll warrior are standing here. A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here. The belligerent dwarf warrior chops the rat's stomach into pieces with his large axe. The belligerent dwarf warrior dealt the death blow to the rat. The belligerent dwarf warrior gets the corpse of a rat from the intersection of Quirm Street and Attic Bee Street. The belligerent dwarf warrior pours ketchup on the corpse of a rat. The belligerent dwarf warrior eats the corpse of a rat. The belligerent dwarf warrior sings a chorus of "Gold, Gold, Gold." The belligerent dwarf warrior exclaims: Yum! The belligerent dwarf warrior rubs his tummy, smiling. The belligerent dwarf warrior leaves west. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You get a lightable torch from the grotty old potato sack. You prepare to cast Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear on the large Tsortean soldier. You think of a dark damp cave. Your pair of ice blue crystal bubble earrings slithers around a bit. You dream of bats. You hurl the torch straight up into the air. You wiggle your toes to get a good ground. You loudly exclaim: Let there be light! The large Tsortean soldier leaves southwest. A bolt of lightning arrives from above, washes through your body and leaps off towards the large Tsortean soldier. The bolt burns a hole straight through the large Tsortean soldier. You can see right through! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 400 (400) Xp: 407832 You bruise the rugged Ephebian soldier's right leg with your jo. The rugged Ephebian soldier launches a powerful attack. The rugged Ephebian soldier thrusts at Wee Fole Clan'Rannoch with his short sword but at the last second you leap in and protect her but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. In blocking the attack the flatiron floating around Wee Fole Clan'Rannoch is knocked out of orbit. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Hrm] Maculatus: Your smouldering pair of lavender boxer shorts continues to burn you. [Hrm] Maculatus: Ouches :( ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Thanks to Kouga for it You hit the accountant hard in the left arm with your tachibo. You killed the accountant. The small blue light senses something nearby and glows brighter briefly. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gassy Holmfirth scowls at you. Gassy Holmfirth peers at the small blue light. The small blue light mutters something about wizards under its breath. --I swear they're privately talking to each other... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Silly miportals. The centre of a small native village [n,s,w,se]. Dire Saaur, a hungry native, a short native and a young native are standing here. Dire Saaur gets a cured human left eye from his large backw Someone lazily closes his hand into a ball. Someone pokes his tongue out at the world. > west You can't see your hand in front of your face. > portal gold pin You prepare to cast Jogloran's Portal of Cheaper Travel on the gold assassin's pin. You start to sketch a door in the air with the jo. The lines you sketched in the air start to glow a red colour. A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room. You can see the door starting to materialise and try to ignore the small figures looking eagerly at the opening. You start dancing wildly around the door throwing power and moonbeams at it in the hope of scaring off the creatures. Something solidifies with a satisfying thump. > open doors You open something. > push doors You push something, trying to make it fall. > enter door You go through something. The centre of a small native village [n,s,w,se]. Dire Saaur and a hungry native are standing here. The corpse of a young native and the corpse of a short native are on the ground. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Head Over Feet) Indiana congratulates Pun on her 20th wart. ;P (Head Over Feet) Langrisser: Oooh! Congratulations! (Head Over Feet) Punarina Polishes it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- A remote: Gaignan ran from a white hare thinking it said white yeti. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Someone leaves west. Someone arrives from the east. Someone smashes someone in the stomach with something. A dull red glow appears around someone. Artamos manages to get around someone's defences and launches a vicious attack. Someone catches someone by surprise. Someone runs someone through the chest with something. Someone catches someone by surprise. Someone runs someone through the right arm with something. Someone catches someone by surprise. Someone runs someone through the chest with something. Someone dealt the death blow to someone. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The maid exclaims in Agatean: Ooh we don't get many like you in here! The maid flirts with Tharao the giant fruitbat. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Thanks to Byll for this one: You fix the cabbage with your stare. Your mind tears into that of the cabbage. The cabbage is a terrible pacifist. Smoke comes out of the cabbage's bodily orifices. The cabbage explodes in a shower of fronds. You bury five scoops of coleslaw deep within the earth. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Note #47 by Dialapishe at Sat Jan 15 23:39:43 2005 on board witchesguild 1. Bees kill. Your floater defends you. Please do not confuse them and try to bee yourself. 2. Witches make tea for pretty much free. Don't stinge on drinking especially if you disguise the taste of icky tea with scumble. 3. Brooms fly. Brooms go put put put. Brooms without puts go splat. Make sure you have lots of puts in your broom at all times. 4. We are not an only for service guild. We are a conglomeration of unique individuals who have abilities that people may on occasion desire. You are not obliged to be a service witch unless you want to be, unless of course liberal amounts of money or *ahem* other favours are offered. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jawa of Silence tells you: This pair of plain eyeglasses has been dropped, stepped on, lost in the wash, and otherwise abused too many times to count. The lenses are cracked and about to pop out of their frames, which are bent and twisted almost to unusability. A piece of tape holds the nosepiece together. Jawa of Silence tells you: It is in excellent condition. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Note #52 by Rizzo at Wed Jan 12 16:48:46 2005 on board frog For your edification, (and in the hopes that confession can help cure stupidity), here's a sample of my stream of consiousness as I left the office last night. ***** Damn, I'll be off the mud for a good thirty minutes at least while I take the train. How boring. Oh well I guess I can read. Only I wish I could mud on the train. Of course celluar internet's a rip off and theres no room. Heck, I'd be happy if I could just read about it on the train. Yeah, thats the ticket. Wouldn't it be great if I could just read about Discworld during those times when I can't actually get online. Damn, I sure wish SOMEBODY would write some good fiction set in Discworld... Oh wai- ***** Well at least we can say it sort of has a happy ending. -- Daggers are cool! How do I get rid of that stupid signature? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wee Fole Clan'Rannoch slashes her Biorach Bioran at the vines, and manages to hack off twenty-six of them. The last of the vines wither and die into a pile of writhing weeds. You are free from the vines' slithering hold. You wildly lunge at the vines with your thief's dagger and expertly hack off twenty-one of them. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You exclaim: Surrender now, or die! The bored clerk says to you: Rite. You've got 5 minutes a sentence ta serve. The bored clerk opens the cell door and propels you inside with a hand in the back. The bored clerk slams the door shut behind you. You sob quietly. -- And once I'm out: You exclaim to the bored clerk: Surrender now or die! The bored clerk says to you: I'm glad you've repented ya evil ways. We don't have room for small fry like yourself, so run awong. The bored clerk pats you on the head. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [@] Lakit is seeing things. [@] Langrisser: Oh? [@] Lakit: 'two mighty oaks' read as 'two monkeys ook' =S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You cannot put on the silver eyebrow barbell since you are already wearing a false beard. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You launch a powerful attack. You mash the overweight wizard's chest with your jo. The large satchel explodes in a ball of flame! You killed the overweight wizard. --A psychic satchel...!? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --I'd been in the same room for a while: Wizzie Womblesworth accuses you of staying still. > cower wizzie int You cower wizzie from Int. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Daemonhunter: Where is the nearest Thieves' fence to the Guild in AM? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The hall below seems a good example of brownian motion, everyone moves in an apparently random manner. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The scary yeti launches a powerful attack. The scary yeti swings at you with her wooden club but your magical shielding absorbs all of the blow. In the distance, you hear someone say, "MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE?" Another poor traveller must have met their end. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the northwest, a sudden chill passes through the land as Sol is carried off screaming to the land of shades. To the southwest, Althea of Pishe yells: 2, 4, 6, 8, Sokkard! To the southwest, a sudden chill passes through the land as Althea is carried off screaming to the land of shades. --...Silly creators ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 228 (398) Xp: 143378 You swing at the Coffee Nostra hitman with your jo but he dodges out of the way. The Coffee Nostra hitman leaves east. The Coffee Nostra hitman attacks you from behind. You recall him standing right in front of you just a second ago. You are shocked and confused. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to Airk 04/01/2005 For poking me to update ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Airk Farscape tells you: If a person was crazy enough, they'd go to a studio and get wigs, make-up etc and make a perfect pic for every guild *grim* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You launch a powerful attack. You crush the ugly brown horse's right front leg with your jo. The ugly brown horse rears into the air. You killed the ugly brown horse. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ******* asks you: "You are evil. Hat is very happy with you." -- "You are stupid. President Bush is very happy with you." ? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Queued command: e > bug replies > Queued command: Internal_More_String something ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 396 (396) Xp: 183518 You bruise the tough huntress' head with your jo. The tough huntress shoves you sending you crashing to the ground. Saving... You find yourself more able to concentrate on this task than you thought. You stand up. The tough huntress slashes at you with her hunting knife but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 394 (396) Xp: 183521 --Note the GP drop, too... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You prepare to attack a starling. You prepare to bash the starling with your jo. Hp: 1988 (2009) Gp: 206 (395) Xp: 180080 The starling rakes at you with her claws but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 1992 (2009) Gp: 209 (395) Xp: 180083 The starling rakes at you with her claws but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 1996 (2009) Gp: 212 (395) Xp: 180086 Your Tsortean metal shield is too late to block the starling's attack. The starling rakes at you with her claws but your magical shielding absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2000 (2009) Gp: 215 (395) Xp: 180089 The starling rakes at you with her claws but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2004 (2009) Gp: 218 (395) Xp: 180092 The starling pecks at you with her beak but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2008 (2009) Gp: 221 (395) Xp: 180095 The starling pecks at you with her beak but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 224 (395) Xp: 180098 The starling rakes at you with her claws but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 227 (395) Xp: 180101 The starling rakes at you with her claws but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 230 (395) Xp: 180104 You launch a powerful attack. You mash the starling's neck with your jo. You killed the starling. --...*sobx0rs on your shoulders* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Queued command: hug mackdaddy Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 275 (395) Xp: 736287 You launch a powerful attack. You crush the brave Hong samurai's stomach with your jo. The brave Hong samurai slices at you with his katana but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Saving... You find yourself more able to concentrate on this task than you thought. You hug MackDaddy Casaubon. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On Sat Nov 20 20:56:44 2004, Razonk wrote: > I have no clue how to read the notices but I know how to post one. So... If > you know how to post one but nt read it then what you do is type notice>** But if you know how to post notes but not read them, then any response to this will be useless because you won't be able to read it. Similarly, you just told people who also don't know how to read a note how to post a note, which again is uselss because they won't see your post. Unless I'm getting confused and you're really talking about something completely different, of course. .. Aikanaro ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You bruise the disciplined Djelian soldier's right hand with your jo. The disciplined Djelian soldier exclaims in Djelian: I'll really let you have it in a minute! You killed the disciplined Djelian soldier. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A huge troll suddenly appears from somewhere in the gloom. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 333 (394) Xp: 3703847 You tap the huge troll in the left arm with your jo but her mail hauberk absorbs some of the blow. Old Man Ratman barely hits the huge troll in the right foot with one of his fine sabres but her skin absorbs some of the blow. Old Man Ratman impales the huge troll's stomach on one of his fine sabres. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 301 (394) Xp: 3703945 Old Man Ratman slices at the huge troll with one of his fine sabres but her skin absorbs most of the blow. > bash troll with jo You prepare to bash the huge troll with your jo. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 301 (394) Xp: 3703945 You stand up. Old Man Ratman slices at the huge troll with one of his fine sabres but her skin absorbs most of the blow. > bash troll with jo You prepare to bash the huge troll with your jo. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 269 (394) Xp: 3704043 Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 272 (394) Xp: 3704046 Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 275 (394) Xp: 3704049 Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 278 (394) Xp: 3704052 Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 281 (394) Xp: 3704055 Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 284 (394) Xp: 3704058 You stand up. You stand up. Your Tsortean metal shield is too late to block the huge troll's attack. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 287 (394) Xp: 3704061 Old Man Ratman launches a powerful attack. Old Man Ratman runs the huge troll through the right foot with one of his fine sabres. Old Man Ratman launches a powerful attack. Old Man Ratman runs the huge troll through the right foot with one of his fine sabres. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 290 (394) Xp: 3704064 Old Man Ratman launches a powerful attack. Old Man Ratman skewers the huge troll's left leg with one of his fine sabres. Old Man Ratman launches a powerful attack. Old Man Ratman runs the huge troll through the head with one of his fine sabres. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 293 (394) Xp: 3704067 Old Man Ratman launches a powerful attack. Old Man Ratman runs the huge troll through the right foot with one of his fine sabres. Old Man Ratman dealt the death blow to the huge troll. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Disc_Addicts) Baziit of Silence fires his Letitia seeking Numijer at Letitia ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brother Kerigor arrives from the north. Brother Kerigor looks you up and down carefully checking out your weapons and armour. Brother Kerigor exclaims: I COMMAND YOU TO THE 9TH GATE!!! There is a sudden white flash. Your magical shield has broken. --... *EEEEEeeeeeeeek!!!* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Fight starts here: > spear wizard > spear wizard Queued command: spear wizard The small blue light bimbles fearfully. You get a lightable torch from the grotty old potato sack. You prepare to cast Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear on the old hedge wizard. You think of a dark damp cave. You dream of bats. You hurl the torch straight up into the air. You wiggle your toes to get a good ground. You loudly exclaim: Let there be light! A bolt of lightning arrives from above, washes through your body and leaps off towards the old hedge wizard. The bolt burns a hole straight through the old hedge wizard. You can see right through! The old hedge wizard gazes off into the distance. You get a lightable torch from the grotty old potato sack. You prepare to cast Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear on the old hedge wizard. The old hedge wizard holds his hand up and waves it around a bit. You think of a dark damp cave. The old hedge wizard slowly closes his fist. You dream of bats. You hurl the torch straight up into the air. You wiggle your toes to get a good ground. You loudly exclaim: Let there be light! A small blue light darts into the area and zips around the old hedge wizard. The old hedge wizard swings at you with his crooked staff but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The old hedge wizard swings at you with his crooked staff but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The old hedge wizard exclaims: Fool! Ye dare challenge one who commands the spirits of air and darkness?! A bolt of lightning arrives from above, washes through your body and leaps off towards the old hedge wizard. The bolt burns a hole straight through the old hedge wizard. You can see right through! The old hedge wizard dies. The small blue light crumples to dust. A large wooden shield clatters to the ground. The old hedge wizard scratches himself, and large pieces of skin flake off. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Thanks to Zachariah Dickens of Pishe exclaims: Why hello, Creep! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You start dancing wildly around the door throwing power and moonbeams at it in the hope of scaring off the creatures. open doors A mysterious wire mesh door solidifies with a satisfying thump. Queued command: open doors > push doors You open the mysterious wire mesh door. Queued command: push doors > enter door Queued command: enter door > You push the mysterious wire mesh door, trying to make it fall. You go through the mysterious wire mesh door. A small blue light emerges from a thaumic door which appears in midair. A small blue light precedes you. The small prison cell [ne]. Mosia is sitting here and a small blue light is zipping about. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy of Silence moves aggressively towards the plump brown horse! Loy of Silence moves aggressively towards the wary grey horse! Loy of Silence moves aggressively towards the plump dapple grey foal! You get a human right eye from the little red cape. You prepare to cast Pragi's Fiery Gaze. The wary grey horse bites at Loy of Silence but his layer of fluff absorbs all of the blow. --Fighting + spell spam You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. Something flees in alarm. The fire fails to harm Loy of Silence. The fire crisps the plump brown horse and the wary grey horse. The fire incinerates the plump dapple grey foal. The fire vaporises the unknown object. The fire dies away. [$$$] Loy: what the [$$$] Loy: You follow Bearded Langrisser of Silence east. The strange cuttlefish (obscure) flees in alarm. The strange cuttlefish (obscure) dissipates into nothing. You prepare to attack a strange cuttlefish (obscure), a plump brown horse, a wary grey horse and a plump dapple grey foal. Bearded Langrisser of Silence moves his hand and the ball of fire zooms out from him to sweep past you with a blinding light and a great quantity of heat. The strange cuttlefish (obscure) dissipates into nothing. The fire vaporises the strange cuttlefish (obscure). (in parts) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The agile hunter exclaims: Ye'll never take me alive! Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 172 (394) Xp: 846339 You hit the agile hunter hard in the stomach with your jo. You killed the agile hunter. --... That's fine with me! :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Emotealls :P Taffyd tells you: Time for Town! `mxp_tag_args_secure("MUSIC", "FName=\"town.mid\" U=\"http://taffyd.sydmud.com.nyud.net:8090/~davidg/\"", "", this_player()))` Taffyd tells you: woe. Taffyd tells you: Time for Town! <MUSIC FName="town.mid" U="http://taffyd.sydmud.com.nyud.net:8090/~davidg/"MXP></MUSICMXP> Taffyd tells you: Sorry, I give up. MXP ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 07/11/2004 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 817 (2031) Gp: 197 (396) Xp: 3934422 The tall priest swings at you with his mace but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. A bolt of lightning arrives from above, washes through your body and leaps off towards the tall priest. The bolt smashes into the tall priest. Greasy smoke curls away from his feet. the tall priest dies. In blocking the attack the Tsortean metal shield floating around you is knocked out of orbit. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The thin priestess mutters a prayer and looks a bit better. The thin priestess utters a quick prayer. The thin priestess places her hands on herself. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Lore] Lorelei: I was walking through the SUR one day and I came across 2 knights. it went like this [Lore] Lorelei: A silent knight and a holy knight are standing here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Enter password: You last logged in from and are currently logged in from ************************************************************** * It is your responsibility to know and adhere to the rules. * * If you are not sure what they are read 'help rules'. * * Ignorance of the rules will not be accepted as a defence. * ************************************************************** Setting your network terminal type to "XTERM". Your machine told our machine that your terminal has 24 rows and 80 columns. You have 1 NEW mail message. Go to a post office to read it. Queued command: glance A campsite [n,s,e,w]. > score brief Hp: 2009(2009) Gp: 391(391) Xp: 2570949 > portal gold pin You prepare to cast Jogloran's Portal of Cheaper Travel on the gold assassin's pin. You start to sketch a door in the air with your finger. The lines you sketched in the air start to glow a red colour. A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room. You can see the door starting to materialise and try to ignore the small figures looking eagerly at the opening. A piece of lore concerning banishing becomes clearer for you. You start dancing wildly around the door throwing power and moonbeams at it in the hope of scaring off the creatures. A mysterious wire mesh door solidifies with a satisfying thump. Inventory regeneration complete. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dylan tells you: I'm level 44 in the Black Wizard. Dylan tells you: Finger is the same way. "Member of the Black Wizard" I sound like a body part. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You killed the grim captain. The grim captain growls menacingly at you. A quiet hiss sounds very close and you can feel goosebumps on your arm. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fayt Azariel exclaims to you: I'm going to get a little PINK cape! What do you think about THAT?! Huh?! Huh?! You tell Fayt Azariel: I think it's a good idea! I'd say get me one, too, but I have a read one == Fayt Azariel tells you: I'll get you a PINK one too. You tell Fayt Azariel: but.. I can only wear one! >< Fayt Azariel tells you: But this one will be PINK. You tell Fayt Azariel: But i'm a red wizard, not a pink one O.o Fayt Azariel tells you: Gaignan's white and wears black. You tell Fayt Azariel: According to my GLs, i should wear white =\ Fayt Azariel asks you: You're a higher level in Circle? You tell Fayt Azariel: yeah =\ Fayt Azariel tells you: Most people are if they focus on the combative spells like NES and stuff. You exclaim to Fayt Azariel: But... but... but... I'm a red! Fayt Azariel exclaims to you: Stop whining or I'll beat you blue! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2092 (2092) Gp: 332 (396) Xp: 361568 You launch a powerful attack. You crush Suoiruc's head with your bo. You killed Suoiruc. Nhj holds a rubber knife in his left hand. Nhj gets a human right eye and a human left eye from the corpse of Suoiruc. > east Tenth Egg Street [w,e]. A rat is standing here. A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here. > glance west Tenth Egg Street [nw,e,s]. Nhj, a wandering warrior and a happy troll are standing here. The corpse of Suoiruc is on the ground and a street lamp is emitting a grimy light here. > glance w Tenth Egg Street [nw,e,s]. A happy troll is standing here. The corpse of Suoiruc, a large metal shield and the corpse of Nhj are on the ground and a street lamp is emitting a grimy light here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Brak: what can I do with corpse? beat other animals with it? ---------- (newbie) Kotake: eat it (newbie) Clover: Loot and bury it. :) (newbie) Skye: ... (newbie) Clover: Take bits from it if you like. (newbie) Skye: Beat other animals with a corpse? Eat it? (newbie) Skye: You're going to fit right in here, welcome to Discworld MUD. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --After several attempts to steal the boots: Someone tried to steal the pair of furry boots from Wolff Enterprises but was noticed. You notice Silent Merrill nearby. Silent Merrill says to Florian Wolff: Turn your head. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fayt Azariel tells you: I just realized.. If my alts and I were deleted.. a portion of the DW community would be wiped from existence, lmao. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Thanks to Losh The hedge launches another assault on the neat vegetable patch. A lettuce cowers in terror, and a cucumber hides in the corner. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shimaru of Silence tells you: Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee POTATOE CHIP POTATOE CHIP ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Light-fingered Shambles Libertas and a thrifty dealer are standing here. > list goods of dealer The thrifty dealer says to you: I have the following items for sale: Shambles manages to get around the thrifty dealer's defences and launches a vicious attack. Light-fingered Shambles Libertas catches the thrifty dealer by surprise. Light-fingered Shambles Libertas runs the thrifty dealer through the chest with one of her elegant stilettoes. Light-fingered Shambles Libertas catches the thrifty dealer by surprise. Light-fingered Shambles Libertas makes a kebab of the thrifty dealer's right arm with one of her elegant stilettoes. Light-fingered Shambles Libertas catches the thrifty dealer by surprise. Light-fingered Shambles Libertas pierces the thrifty dealer's right hand with one of her elegant stilettoes. Light-fingered Shambles Libertas catches the thrifty dealer by surprise. Light-fingered Shambles Libertas runs the thrifty dealer through the chest with one of her elegant stilettoes. Light-fingered Shambles Libertas dealt the death blow to the thrifty dealer. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Message 1 From Patricians office Tue Jul 27 04:41:29 2004 Date: Tue, 27 Jul 2004 04:41 PDT From: Patricians office To: madasahatta,votcherist,langrisser,cilandros Subject: Results of election Hello! The discussion item added at Tue Jul 20 02:08:55 2004, finished at Tue Jul 27 04:41:29 2004 and added by Club Controller has finished. The vote the position of president in the club Tshop Spotters has been completed and the results are: madasahatta: 24 araltaln: 1 pendrake: 1 Automatic after the position is declared vacant. Therefor madasahatta was elected to the position of president. Yours, Findlewoodlwinks (Club Handler) --Congrats on the landslide win, Madasahatta! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Note #43 by Gitta at Sat Jul 24 03:57:30 2004 on board frog Well..we didn't have them for a while, so I'll just start a Guild <-> Song thread! Hooray![1] Creators: The Imperial March Playtesters: Britney Spears - I'm A Slave For You Playerkillers: Skinny Puppy - Killing Game Assassins: Westside Story - I Feel Pretty Priests: Bauhaus - In Heaven Thieves: Prodigy - Their Law Warriors: The Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings Witches: Alien Sex Fiend - I Walk The Line Wizards: Mason Williams - Classical Gas Feel free to add more and better ones :o) Gitta air distortion (transparent) [1]Not that it's going to get any replies anyway[2] [2]Mainly because most of you don't know the songs anyway and find my babble boring and silly ---------- Number Chasers:Linkin Park - Point of Authority Rylin, Forfeit the game. -Its on fire. ---------- --From LaoTzu Banned players: Britney Spears: Oops, I did it again. ---------- --From Crisis -Not yet caught cheaters:Judas Priest - Breaking the Law ---------- --From Kaos Witches - Black Sabbath (Flat)Iron (Wo)Man. =) ---------- --From Beale > Banned players: Britney Spears: Oops, I did it again. I prefer - Bobby Fuller Four: I fought the Law ---------- --From Pisten a player who is contracted- black sabbath paranoid ---------- Assassin victims: Alice Cooper-Poison. Losh ---------- --From Kissaki Priestly songs: - Danzig : How the gods kill - KMFDM : Jihad Unarmed players: - Prong : Whose fist is this anyway? \K. -- Gittus Lazycus Extremicus ---------- > Creators: The Imperial March Danny Elfman and the Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo - Weird Science! > Playtesters: Britney Spears - I'm A Slave For You Sit Down, You're Rocking The Boat. Or, of course, anything by the Crash Test Dummies. > Warriors: The Smashing Pumpkins - Bullet With Butterfly Wings Skyclad - Swords of a Thousand Men. > Witches: Alien Sex Fiend - I Walk The Line Switchblade Symphony - Witches > Wizards: Mason Williams - Classical Gas Clare Teal - Messin' With Fire Elauna de Montreve ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tique Toque tells you: dest lang Tique Toque tells you: er, mis-dest ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reiz gives a steel breastplate to Cuddly Arwyn von Toverheks. Reiz says in Djelian: Sto Lat one, that. Arwyn disintegrates steel breastplate. Wiz de la Crunchy exclaims: ! Reiz loudly exclaims in Djelian: NouOouoOouOouoOouOOo! Reiz says in Djelian: Well, I'm over that. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Ded: Mmmn... Ambassedor, with your chocolate salty balls, you're really spoiling us! (newbie) Batlin: ... (newbie) Skye drags Ded away. (newbie) Ded: Ded. Please keep your mischannels on the appropriate channels. This is not a talker. Please read help talker. *whaps himslef with a stick* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are two obvious exits: east and northwest. Two giants and a giant leader are standing here. A crude sign is here and the corpse of a giant is on the ground. Lorelei O'Sullivan arrives from the east. Lorelei O'Sullivan succeeds in following you. One of the giants exclaims: Me play game nayw! The giant reaches down to pluck Lorelei O'Sullivan from the ground. One of the giants exclaims: Me break yer bones! The giant grabs hold of Lorelei O'Sullivan and lifts her into his hands, chuckling horribly. With an evil grin, the giant lifts her over his head and throws her bodily at you! Lorelei O'Sullivan sails past you, flying over the side of the mountain in the process!. The giant pouts. Lorelei O'Sullivan disappears over the side of the mountain The giant leader swings at you with his giant wooden club but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The giant leader loudly exclaims: Me throw ye over the mountain! The giant reaches down to pluck you from the ground. The giant grabs hold of you and roughly lifts you up into his hands, chuckling horribly. With an evil grin, he lifts you over his head, and throws you over the side of the mountain! Terminal velocity is a terrible thing to have to overcome. As gravity has its wicked way with your mass, it's difficult to concentrate on anything other than the fast approaching rocks below... There are no obvious exits. Lorelei O'Sullivan is standing here. The giant swings at you with his giant wooden club but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon. This is a tiny dead end. All around are the solid stone faces of the Ramtops, brooding and ominous. The bones of unfortunate travelers cover the ground, smashed skulls and broken bones being unusually predominant. To the northeast lies a steep path up the mountains. The rocky landscape is clothed in an almost impenetrable mist, reducing visibility to your immediate surroundings. It is a damn cold secundus spring's night with a steady breeze and dense cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: northeast. As your shield absorbs the impact, it becomes visible as a dull red glow. The impact of your fall jars your bones and sends your body into shock. Every nerve ending on your body screams in pain. You open your eyes to a blinding white light, which eventually dissipates and brings the rest of the world back into focus. [lore] Langrisser: ... > scryball lorelei You get a crystal ball from a pocket in the large backpack. The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where Lorelei O'Sullivan is: The land is lit up by the eerie light of the full moon. This is a tiny dead end. All around are the solid stone faces of the Ramtops, brooding and ominous. The bones of unfortunate travelers cover the ground, smashed skulls and broken bones being unusually predominant. To the northwest lies a steep path up the mountains. The rocky landscape is clothed in an almost impenetrable mist, reducing visibility to your immediate surroundings. It is a damn cold secundus spring's night with a steady breeze and dense cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: northwest. Lorelei O'Sullivan is standing here. You scry Lorelei O'Sullivan with your crystal ball. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lorelei O'Sullivan impales the crazy mystic's chest on one of her fine sabres. The crazy mystic laughs maniacally. Lorelei O'Sullivan dealt the death blow to the crazy mystic. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Calistin gritily tells you: All wizards aren't fa.... actually, you're right :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Turrel is an NPC: Miss Turrel smiles langrisser and at Silent Sookish. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jacen of Silence tells you: Pishe told me that this D'reg should die. Jacen of Silence tells you: You tell Langrisser of Silence: Pishe told me that this D'reg should die. > The sun-tanned D'reg scowls at you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You prepare to cast Jogloran's Portal of Cheaper Travel on the lion's head ring. You start to sketch a door in the air with your finger. The lines you sketched in the air start to glow a red colour. A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room. You can see the door starting to materialise and you hope you don't notice the small figures looking eagerly at the opening. You start dancing wildly around the door throwing power and moonbeams at it in the hope of scaring off the creatures. A mysterious oak door solidifies with a satisfying thump. You open the mysterious oak door. > l enter door The portal has forgotten how to get to this destination. All that's visible is an empty void. How's that for a paradox? > rofl You roll around on the floor laughing. > enter door You go through the mysterious oak door. A small blue light emerges from a thaumic door which appears in midair. A small blue light precedes you. An edge of plains near a savanna [journey n,journey e,journey s,journey w]. A small blue light is zipping about. Brother Amunrahk of Silence emerges from a thaumic door which appears in midair. Brother Amunrahk of Silence succeeds in following you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the east, a town crier yells: Dszquphsbnt invites you to learn his name by using the 'rotx ' command! --After trying a few numbers: > rotx -1 Dszquphsbnt You rot: "Cryptograms". ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the northwest, the net dead statue of SnowyWolf yells: die you freaking computer die! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jacen of Silence tells you: You accuse langrisser being a sexy seamstress under the beard and ten tonnes of wizzy flesh. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The mastermind of the plan to paint one of the local temples brightly should probably be tried for some sort of human rights abuse, for trying to torture the public or somewhat. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the distance to the west, Sokkard yells: Woo hoo! Langrisser has no underwear on! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The scheming thief slips some coins into the pocket of a passerby, then curses his mistake under his breath. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jacen of Silence tells you: You are having trouble performing light because you are concentrating on controlling two people, however this is mitigated by the fact that you are near holy ground. Jacen of Silence exclaims to you: I told you I was manipulative! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A terrified goat scampers down the street, with two angry priests wielding carving knives chasing it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The wily thief wedgies Shimaru of Silence playfully. Ouch, that has got to hurt. The wily thief tried to steal the pair of black silk panties from Shimaru of Silence but was spotted and Shimaru of Silence protected his goods. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Why to kill Naefala: [quiet, you.] Shimaru: She was in pain. [quiet, you.] Shimaru: Plus she kept putting her hands on herself... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [tarnach's] Vortex: IO can't type well enough on this new keyboard to hel-p out ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The seagull exclaims in Djelian: Mine! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You launch a powerful attack. You crush the devout priest's head with your bo. The devout priest exclaims: I'll tell Pishe on you! You killed the devout priest. --And I'll bet he can, now, too! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) VinteS: How do i get something to follow me? (newbie) Carbonara: you can't (newbie) VinteS: How does the helpful street urchin do it then? (newbie) Priesht: It depends on how many people you've killed. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Tezuka: What is a basilisk, and where can it be found? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Tshop Spotters) Faux Gaiden'Panthera: Thursday's Island! (Tshop Spotters) Faux Gaiden'Panthera: Aww, he's gone. (Tshop Spotters) Vaevictis: ARGH! (Tshop Spotters) Faux Gaiden'Panthera: It's actually Scrodgen ;) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [god-bless-ma...] Jacen: Yes! I'll heal you to death! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [god-bless-ma...] Jacen: You can not perform resurrect on the corpse of a druid as it is not alive. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks to Jawa for this one: A loud wailing issues from your Doomsday Device. A loud thud sounds in the distance, and then deathly silence. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mameha of Silence tells Jawa of Silence and you: The Empire sucks, It makes me want to suck balls, And go die somewhere. Mameha of Silence beams at Jawa of Silence and you. Jawa of Silence tells Mameha of Silence and you: Thank you very much for that information Mameha of Silence tells Jawa of Silence and you: It was my haiku! :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire crisps the fat priestess and the loud priestess. The fire incinerates the boring troll. The fire dies away. You killed the fat priestess. You killed the loud priestess. You killed the boring troll. > bury corpse of a troll You bury the corpse of a boring troll deep within the earth. > get money from corpses You get some Ankh-Morpork pence from the corpse of a loud priestess. > glance n You glance north and see: Cockbill Street [n,w,s,sw,e]. > glance s You glance south and see: Cockbill Street [n,s]. > glance Cockbill Street [n,s,e,sw,se]. A fat priestess is standing here. The corpse of a loud priestess is on the ground. > spear priestess A fat priestess, being of the dead persuasion, is immune to offensive magic. You don't seem to have a valid target. > l priestess This enthusiastic young woman has dived into her responsibilities with barely contained delight. It is more than clear to most sensible people that she hasn't been a priestess in Ankh-Morpork for very long. She needs time for the drudgery of city life to wear her down. She appears to be dead. She is standing. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gaignan tells you: I misportaled another time and saw a player "lying seductively" in a bed. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mameha of Silence tells Zenthar and you: Zenthar, Langrisser is MIGHTY. Langrisser, Zenthar is... trying. lol. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You hear some fathers arguing about whose kid can beat up whose. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence tells you: Bah, I am not covered in my car from Many corpses of Triad thugs and the corpse of a Triad boss are on the ground. Baziit of Silence tells you: Whoops, Wrong cut/paste Baziit of Silence tells you: (a) Ionising radiation, or contamination by radioactivity or from any neuclear fuel or from any neuclear waste from burning neuclear fuel Baziit of Silence tells you: Looks like I will have to take the reactor out of my boot You tell Baziit of Silence: I worry about what sorta junk the car-insurance people have been through :P Baziit of Silence tells you: Also Any claim caused by, contributed to by or arising from; (c) war, invasion, foreign enemy hostiles, civil war, rebellion, revouloution, military force or coup Baziit of Silence tells you: Are not covered by it Baziit of Silence tells you: (d) Pressure waves caused by aircraft or any other airbourne devices travelling at sonic or supersonic speeds as well is not covered You exclaim to Baziit of Silence: ..... Seems you need another insurance contract =\ Why, I'll bet you have soldiers marching through your house every few hours just looking for cars to break apart! You tell Baziit of Silence: I'm going to have to put all of that on my quote site... Baziit of Silence tells you: (b) the radioactive, toxic, explosive or other hazardous properties of any explosive neuclear assembly or neuclear part of it Baziit of Silence tells you: That is all ;) Baziit of Silence tells you: Sucks You tell Baziit of Silence: The poor things your car has to endure without any sort of payback =\ Baziit of Silence tells you: I am really really worried now :( You tell Baziit of Silence: Phone up the company, ask if they cover stampedes.. Baziit of Silence tells you: I think I will do that Baziit of Silence tells you: On the phone now ;) Baziit of Silence tells you: Please wait while we transfer you to a customer services representative Baziit of Silence tells you: Rofl, I am covered from Stampeding Elephants and Bulls and Cows but nothing else You ask Baziit of Silence: Seriously!? Baziit of Silence exclaims to you: YEP! Baziit of Silence tells you: Also I am covered from accidental military ordanance detonation ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Thanks to Baziit for this one (Playerkillers) Cold wisps: You move more swiftly than you thought possible to defend yourself. Baziit of Silence tells you: He thought it was a dodge TM (Playerkillers) Cold wisps: &£(*&$(£* tactics TM!!!!!! :(:(:( ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --At the Alchemist's guild Someone says: MY, MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE? I SPEND FAR TOO MUCH TIME IN THIS PLACE. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A large mercenary leaves the shop, proudly showing off his new tabard. A flock of birds flies overhead; the mercenary swears profusely. Maybe Fate does have a sense of humour after all. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Batlin al'Nighter zaps the durable homespun soft sexy impressive Auriental impressive loose-fitting flowing bright soft wizard's thin shimmering shiny impressive cute Klatchian fluffy bright faded overpowering big sheer pale cute shadowy sporty bright flowing comfortable faded torn simple majestic torn colorful crinkled sheer sexy faded short soft tight pointy deep furry lacy homespun sheer deep majestic sexy crinkled masculine big formal Klatchian colorful pale crinkled sexy large soft stylish long lacy crinkly dark furry patched foolish crinkly shimmering shadowy sheer pale lacy thick fluffy fluffy pointy pointy sexy majestic shadowy majestic sexy pointy fluffy thick lacy tight pale Lancrastrian pale sheer small sporty crinkled sexy durable impressive short masculine shadowy big overpowering oversized shiny torn faded colorful shabby majestic ill-fitting puffy Auriental formal fluffy assassin's thief's thick bright large soft suave stylish tight lacy pointy long deep feminine flowing comfortable frightening lacy loose-fitting furry dark patched homespun foolish neatly tailored crinkly shimmering Lancrastrian pale cute sheer witch's priest's wizard's thin medium small sporty crinkled sexy durable impressive short masculine shadowy big overpowering oversized shiny torn faded colorful shabby majestic ill-fitting puffy Klatchian formal fluffy assassin's thick bright large soft suave stylish tight pointy long deep feminine comfortable flowing Auriental frightening lacy loose-fitting furry dark patched homespun foolish neatly tailored crinkly shimmering thief's forest green snakeskin tie with silver trimming with the small stick. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ************************************************************** * It is your responsibility to know and adhere to the rules. * * If you are not sure what they are read 'help rules'. * * Ignorance of the rules will not be accepted as a defence. * ************************************************************** Setting your network terminal type to "XTERM". Your machine told our machine that your terminal has 24 rows and 80 columns. Queued command: look The swift thief says: Hello. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the centre of Sator Square, the watchman exclaims: In the name of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch I'm placing you, Slitwristz en Fuego, under arrest for one hundred and fifty-three instances of murder, eighteen instances of attempted murder, eight instances of fighting in public and one hundred and fifty-one instances of attacking an officer of the Watch. Give up at once! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The book is so bored that it decides to change its shape slightly ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Alytia: e (newbie) Flurble: i e i oooo (newbie) Artslet: e i e i oooo (newbie) Alytia: Sry :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Receiving text from Tique. ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game weboot in 9 thecondth. ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game weboot in 7 thecondth. ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game weboot in 5 thecondth. ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game weboot in 3 thecondth. ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game weboot in 1 thecondth. ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! ] (newbie) SUNNY: say how do i take things out of my backpack to hold them ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! ] Two Greco the Departure Geckoes disappear in a puff of smoke. ] Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! ] Do come again! Stopped receiving text from Tique. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Thanks to Which for posting this on the wizard's board after the portal changes: *Enter Devon the grand mastah harbinger of doom* Devon: Muahahahahahah! Evil Sined! Square dance with me in your underpants or I will downgrape you! Sined: Never! Though you have enslaved our bodies! We are free spirited people who shall never submit to you! *play patriotic music, unfurling of flags and a seven gun salute* Devon: *wave of hand and the blowing up of an innocent car nearby* Fine you will rue the day you ever crossed Devon the Harbinger of *bleep bleep bleep* *enter imp* Imp: Sorry about that, we had to cut the live posting due to excessive bad language. However please be assured that *bleep bleep bleep* was not something you wanted to happen to you. *exit imp* *Move scenes to Devons workshop* Devon: *stirring a bubbling cauldron and adding in a sacrificial playtester* By the great lords of *bleep bleep bleep* *enter imp* Imp: Hey we told you last time about those bleeps. Who do you think you are. Howard Stern? Devon: Ooops sorry. *exit imp* Devon: Uhhhum. By the great lords of things better left unbleeped. I now downgrape the poor fools who resisted me. *cut to Discworld* The wizardly masses: *wailing in background* Oh woe is me! My portals hath forsaken me. The non wizardly masses: Hah! Suffer as we hath suffered evil frockies! The wizardly masses: Avast infidels! Talk about our magic naught you uncouth barbarians lest we not port your around and reduce your dosage of scrolls. The non wizardly masses: Threaten us not fatties for we are FREE! *more patriotic music* *enter Gandalf and Frodo* Gandalf: Pardon me, any taxis around? Could someone make a port to the Mountains of Doom? We are in desperate need to get rid of this ring. *Non wizard one takes out a scroll. Scroll blows up nearby car. Non wizard one dies.* Non wizard one: Ahrrrrrgh I die! You may have gotten me this time Evil Devon but revenge will be mine! *Non wizard two takes out a scroll. Peers intently at scroll but fails to read it, dies from brain overload* Non wizard two: Ahrrrrrgh I die! You may have gotten me this time Evil Devon but revenge will be mine! Collective non wizard masses: Aiiie Aiie They've taken away our portal ability! Them bastards! Sined: Newbies! *Sined creates mysterious door* Gandalf: Aeeei Aeeei A balrog has come! Frodo: Isn't he an assassin? Gandalf: Fly you fool. *Frodo enters door* *cut to gloomy forest* *Frodo enters by squeezing out of a hole* *enter giant spider* Frodo: Aeeei Aeeei! It's Shelob! *Enter Imp* Imp: Wrong book *Exit Imp* *cut to Devon's Workshop* Devon: My mastah plan is working THE END ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Thanks to Fnarr for this one: An edge of plains near some cliffs and a rocky shore [n,walk n,e,walk e,s,journey s,w,walk w,walk ne,walk se,walk sw,walk nw] Leaves change colour and fall from the trees - somewhere else. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Laughit: if I died am i still a theif ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fnarr hates you. You eek at Fnarr. You sob on Mr Fnarr's shoulder. You cling onto Fnarr. You beg for Mr Fnarr's for forgiveness. Fnarr stylishly exclaims to you: Bow down before me and beg for difference! Fnarr stylishly tells you: Difference? O_o Fnarr stylishly asks you: Where the hell did that come from!? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Kryssie: sigh how does one suicide (newbie) Wizdumb: why would one want to? (newbie) Kryssie: should've said delete my char ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy of Silence tells you: interesting day :P You notice a stupid mugger nearby. You happen to notice the stupid mugger trying to ambush you, and decide to turn the tables on him! You notice a sassy mugger nearby. The sassy mugger tried to snatch Fluffy Fluff from you but you fought back and protected your goods. You notice a slow mugger nearby. The slow mugger tried to snatch Fluffy Fluff from you but you fought back and protected your goods. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ElanD tells you: I didn't pay you by mistake, come to bad ass :) You bap ElanD on the head. You ask ElanD: Who said I wanted payment? ElanD exclaims to you: Me!! You tell ElanD: Odd... I heard an offer for money, but I didn't hear an acceptance :P ElanD grins at you. ElanD tells you: I give up trying to get through to you :( ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A fisherman dashes in, holds his hands out this far, <-------------->, and claims it got away. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yamaoni asks you: are non wizards not allowed in wizard only rooms? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Guyver: can anyone help me with smokeing ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The north end of Short Street outside the Mended Drum [e,w,s,n]. Delusion Fedaykin is sitting here and ZaQ, Mus Musculus, Celt d'trucido, a short troll and a Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear are standing here. The Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear writhes in concentration. You prepare to cast Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear on the Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear. You think of a dark damp cave. You dream of bats. You hurl the torch straight up into the air. You wiggle your toes to get a good ground. You loudly exclaim: Let there be light! A bolt of lightning arrives from above, washes through your body and leaps off towards the Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear. The bolt burns a hole straight through the Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear. You can see right through! The Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear dies. > glance The north end of Short Street outside the Mended Drum [e,w,s,n]. Delusion Fedaykin is sitting here and Miss Lilax (hiding), Celt d'trucido and a short troll are standing here. The corpse of a Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear is on the ground. > look corpse This is the dead body of a Nargl'frob's Empyrean Spear. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ManicDep de la Crunchy tells you: hmm, darn connection. sorry about that Manicdep goes white, looks very chalky and turns into a statue. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SQUUUUEEEEEEEAAAA- A very eerie silence fills the street after the abrupt cut-off of the agonised scream from the north. Distressing screaming noises drift in from the north. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The fire dies away. Two knackered dwarf warriors, the besotted dwarf warrior, the pugnacious dwarf warrior, the angry dwarf warrior and the drunken dwarf warrior loudly exclaim: Aaaarrrrr! One of the knackered dwarf warriors, the besotted dwarf warrior, the pugnacious dwarf warrior, the angry dwarf warrior and the drunken dwarf warrior loudly exclaim: Aaaarrrrr! The besotted dwarf warrior, the pugnacious dwarf warrior, the angry dwarf warrior and the drunken dwarf warrior loudly exclaim: Aaaarrrrr! The pugnacious dwarf warrior, the angry dwarf warrior and the drunken dwarf warrior loudly exclaim: Aaaarrrrr! The angry dwarf warrior and the drunken dwarf warrior loudly exclaim: Aaaarrrrr! The drunken dwarf warrior loudly exclaims: Aaaarrrrr! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soothsayer From Beyond tells you: forgot I was logged in :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy of Silence tells you: The net dead statue of StarWiz X dealt the death blow to the lumbering troll. The net dead statue of StarWiz X dealt the death blow to the looming troll. The net dead statue of StarWiz X dealt the death blow to the mean troll. The net dead statue of StarWiz X dealt the death blow to the hulking troll. The net dead statue of StarWiz X dealt the death blow to the lumbering troll. The net dead statue of StarWiz X dealt the death blow to the mangy fighter. The net dead statue of StarWiz X dealt the death blow to the angry fighter. The net dead statue of StarWiz X dealt the death blow to the slimy mugger. The net dead statue of StarWiz X dealt the death blow to the dangerous fighter. Loy of Silence tells you: when I grow up.. I wanna be a statue just like him ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The front of a ferry shop [d]. Flar Jr, Holy Platy, Brother Kephra, Ryattenoki and a shopkeeper are standing here. You peer at Ryattenoki. Ryattenoki might go away if you buy one of his haddocks. Brother Kephra smiles. Brother Kephra points to his .plan. Ryattenoki waves a fresh haddock under your nose. > finger kephra Login name : Kephra Real name : Michael Koehne Email : "kraehe@copyleft.de" Member of the priesthood of Sandelfon. Location : German/Bremen/Vegesack Home Page: http://rom.copyleft.de/eMUDs/world-Discworld.el First logged on Wed Nov 27 14:10:08 2002. 20 days, 7 hours, 6 minutes and 54 seconds old. On since Thu May 27 07:36:31 2004 (45 minutes and 2 seconds). Idle for 6 seconds. No mail. Project: patching GNU Common Lisp filename.d to conform to ANSI chapter 19 improving Discworld support of the eMUDs client Plan: foreign affairs on the Disc: [X] send Coffin Henry to a holyday in Lancre [ ] help Ryattenoki to expand bussines in Ankh-Morpork I'm trading stock from the tshop, refer kephra for backpack. Brother Kephra chants: Ryattenoki should sell sushi in AM. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brown bodies zip through the air like horizontal hail. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Edwin lights the fire cracker and smoke begins to pour out. Use the command 'give accept from edwin' to accept the offer. Edwin offers to give a fire cracker to you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > scry Ilik with crystal ball The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where someone is: This is at the bottom of a swimming pool. Without gills, it's hard to breathe here. The water is filled with lichen and other mossy substances. There is one obvious exit: up. You scry someone with your crystal ball. The crystal ball clears. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 26/05/2004 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tique Toque tells you: You. Get a bloody talker and sate the wizzies channel ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You killed the giant spider. Wicked Elissa Alucinor appears to be checking out all your wounds. Wicked Elissa Alucinor studies an iridescent scarab beetle, Tamerlane the giant fruitbat, Wicked Elissa Alucinor, a giant spider and you. Hp: 1715 (2009) Gp: 345 (383) Xp: 898928 The giant spider dies. A gentle tinkling sound comes from Wicked Elissa Alucinor's silver snowflake bracelet. Hp: 1719 (2009) Gp: 348 (383) Xp: 901466 The giant spider dies. You could have sworn that Wicked Elissa Alucinor's small cuddly hag just charged its broom up! Hp: 1723 (2009) Gp: 351 (383) Xp: 903985 The giant spider dies. Hp: 1727 (2009) Gp: 354 (383) Xp: 906487 The giant spider dies. [22k] Langrisser: .... > Hp: 1731 (2009) Gp: 357 (383) Xp: 908972 The giant spider dies. Hp: 1735 (2009) Gp: 360 (383) Xp: 911442 The giant spider dies. Hp: 1739 (2009) Gp: 363 (383) Xp: 913897 The giant spider dies. The giant spider curls up and dies, its legs twitching as it perishes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Braindeed: Nude posters (newbie) Braindeed: Ahem, mistype ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [stolen compo...] Loy has left the group. Loy leaves the game. [Loy leaves Discworld -- grouping] Shambles Libertas eeks at you. [Loy enters Discworld -- grouping] Loy of Silence enters the game. Loy of Silence tells Shambles Libertas and you: I was ment to type group leave not quit ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Uztimihsoy tells you: Its a point of conversation. If ever the topic of seeing shrink comes up i'll be at a lost :( ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr AltKill d'Articulate asks: sorry, was this anyones kill? Reverend Featon the Poor says: Yes.. Reverend Featon the Poor exclaims: Ofcourse it was! Reverend Featon the Poor asks: You think he had a heartattack? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Someone nearby waves what looks like an hourglass at you. You see him grin a wide, white grin at you. You hear: YOU HAVEN'T GOT MUCH SAND LEFT IN HERE. You blink, and the speaker is gone. --Under an hour before this, I was wimpying at 23 hp... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are four obvious exits: north, south, east and west. Two devoted priests are standing here and a small blue light is zipping about. The devoted priest gleefully stomps towards you, cackling maniacally. The devoted priest gleefully stomps towards you, cackling maniacally. Two devoted priests exclaim in Djelian: Langrisser! For one occurence of "stealing and all-round general theft" you deserve pto be abandoned in the wilderness! Some other priests and priestesses rush over to assist the one that caught you. Heaving you up across the shoulders of the strongest members, they carry you off toward the gates. Some other priests and priestesses rush over to assist the one that caught you. Heaving you up across the shoulders of the strongest members, they carry you off toward the gates. The priests deposit you in a deserted area. The priests deposit you in a deserted area. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pollen attacks your nose from all sides, those evil flowers. AAAAA-CHOOOOO! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --thanks to Jawa: > look outline There is the chalk outline of either a strange new species, or a very dead man ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 55 (383) Xp: 995462 You strike the deadly fighter in the right hand with your bo. The deadly fighter thrusts at you with her short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You killed the deadly fighter. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Frampton: wheres the wombat ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shuichi tells you: The sad man suddenly looks much happier. A Creator Collector Card appears in your inventory with a flash. You prepare to attack a happy man. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --While fighting Kess' black cloud: One thousand three hundred and twenty four bugs look hungrily at your flesh but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. --Now *that* is a big shield! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > look fountain The fountain is old and cracked, and no longer spurts water, if it ever did. It seems to be in the shape of a fish with, believe it or not, long hair! There is a small plaque on the fish's tail. > read plaque You read the plaque: Cvaxsvfu, Fish God; He will return! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- People surround you, banging gongs, blowing whistles and chanting. It is, you realise, a funeral procession. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --During a fight with several hong thugs and a hong captain Someone says: MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE? You turn and see Death standing behind you. Death says: I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO BE ALLOWED TO STAY, DO YOU? Death says: OH, BUGGER, THERE'S A TYPO IN THE DEATH LOG. Death gets a sandtimer from within the dark cloak and looks at it. Death says: MIND YOU, IT WON'T BE LONG. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. Death disappears in a puff of nothing ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A small child sneaks up behind you wearing a black robe, and says 'MY, WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS, HAVEN'T WE?' The child runs off giggling. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Old Aznin Demonwright twists the Sum Dim crested dog's nose. The Sum Dim crested dog yelps. Old Aznin Demonwright twists the Sum Dim crested dog's nose. The Sum Dim crested dog yelps. The Sum Dim crested dog's nose quivers and falls to the ground! The Sum Dim crested dog eats the dog nose. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Use the command 'give accept from uztimihsoy' to accept the offer. Miss Uztimihsoy offers to give some Ankh-Morpork dollars to you. Miss Uztimihsoy exclaims: RUN AWAY! Miss Uztimihsoy and Topaz leave south. --....Mwahahaha ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Disc_Addicts) Ftang: oh christ, thats 3 chans ive got you on now langrisser :P (Of The Cross) Langrisser of Silence: then again, seeing I haven't really tried many riddles, I'm prolly wrong. (Disc_Addicts) Langrisser of Silence: Chris, join T-shop spotters and you'll have one more! (Disc_Addicts) Letitia Darlin: Lol. Cant get away from him hey? (Disc_Addicts) Letitia Darlin: Mind you...who would want to? (Disc_Addicts) Langrisser of Silence is cute and lovable. ;) (Disc_Addicts) Ftang: oh god no.. its more spammy than channel 1 (Disc_Addicts) Ftang: i know, we all love Langy (Of The Cross) Langrisser of Silence: Actually, there's hardly any talk on it apart from location of t-shop of late. (Disc_Addicts) Ftang gags (Of The Cross) Langrisser of Silence: Bah, mischat. (Of The Cross) TGGM DeLaCroix is more loveable! (Disc_Addicts) Ranneko the Tripiscean: Actually it isn't even close (Of The Cross) Ftang: HAH Mischat!! (Of The Cross) TGGM DeLaCroix msichats,. (Disc_Addicts) TGGM DeLaCroix is more loveable! (Of The Cross) Langrisser of Silence: Sorry, Tggm :P (Disc_Addicts) TGGM DeLaCroix: I even have testimonials in my finger info! (Disc_Addicts) Ftang: geez... were all doing it ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy of Silence tells StarWiz X and you: 6 trolls, 3 fighters and 4 muggers.. finally last fighter left :P You tell StarWiz X and Loy of Silence: ...damn your sp.ta, too! ;) Loy of Silence tells StarWiz X and you: you killed the fighter. The troll appears from somewhere in the gloom (respawn :S) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > glance Inside the crystal sphere [none]. The sphere fades away leaving you standing in the Street of Small Gods. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 339 (383) Xp: 2310535 The dutiful priest gets a small block of holy incense from a pocket in a medium satchel. You strike the dutiful priest lightly in the left arm with your bo. The dutiful priest swings at you with his old staff but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. > bash priest with bo Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 342 (383) Xp: 2310538 The dutiful priest closes his eyes and adopts a posture of careful contemplation. The smoke surrounding you begins to fray, with tendrils breaking away and being caught by the wind. Some of the tendrils reach the dutiful priest and the smoke flows in one motion to surround and envelop him. Cannot find "priest", no match. > bs priest Cannot find "priest", no match. > glance The Street of Small Gods [w,e]. A crystal sphere is on the ground and a street lamp is emitting a grimy light here. > glance The Street of Small Gods [w,e]. A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here. > look verbose This is a part of the Street of Small Gods which continues to the east and west. To the northeast sits the vastness of the Temple of many-eyed Blind Io, while south of it sits the great clock-towered, copper-domed, many-godded Temple of Small Gods. In the daylight the dome sparkles brightly, as if it had been recently polished. All the same, cleaning a thing like that must be extremely dangerous, considering the tenacity with which lightning bolts hit the thing. The Temple of Blind Io is lined with an impressive facade, which is being proudly displayed to any people who might happen to look that way. Quite a few people, some in small groups, walk, trot and lurch aimlessly towards other parts of the city. It is a warm summer prime's evening with almost no wind and a few high level cirrus clouds. There are two obvious exits: west and east. A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here. > l sphere Cannot find "sphere", no match. A dutiful priest emerges from within the crystal, which then fades away. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 383 (383) Xp: 2310790 The dutiful priest gets a small block of holy incense from a pocket in a medium satchel. The dutiful priest closes his eyes and adopts a posture of careful contemplation. The smoke surrounding you begins to fray, with tendrils breaking away and being caught by the wind. Some of the tendrils reach the dutiful priest and the smoke flows in one motion to surround and envelop him. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Disc_Addicts) Jawa of Silence: Nah, When I need a bath I just wet my EFF and it showers as I fight! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lanfear tells you: Howdy! :) --IT LIVES! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The little mat in front of the thatched hut is so tidy and clean it would practically be blasphemous to actually wipe your feet on it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Onishima: Im trying do do the run as an assassin. There is only one way for me to go and when i go that way i always fall off the roof but there is nothing i can do to stop myself? > finger onishima Login name : Onishima Real name : ??? Member of the Assassins' Guild. First logged on Sat May 8 10:46:18 2004. 27minutes and 54 seconds old. On since Sun May 9 07:31:41 2004 (14 minutes and 8 seconds). Idle for 8 seconds. No mail. No project. No plan. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coffin Henry arrives from the east. Coffin Henry leaves southwest. --.....Hellooo? Henry? you feeling ok? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shifty Othen enters the game. Shifty Othen is completely ingulfed in electricity the electricity forms his body and then strikes the ground to spell out the name Othen You tell Othen: Psst. It's "Engulfed", not "ingulfed". Othen leaves the game. The light around the net dead statue of Othen flickers and winks out. Shifty Othen enters the game. Shifty Othen is completely engulfed in electricity. The electricity forms his body and then strikes the ground to spell out the name Othen You cheer enthusiastically at Shifty Othen. You tell Othen: And you might want to add a fullstop to the end, too. Shifty Othen bows. You comfort Shifty Othen. Shifty Othen sobs quietly. Shifty Othen sighs. Othen leaves the game. The light around the net dead statue of Othen flickers and winks out. Shifty Othen enters the game. Shifty Othen is completely engulfed in electricity. The electricity forms his body and then strikes the ground to spell out the name Othen. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 1958 (2009) Gp: 297 (383) Xp: 1902158 Your Tsortean metal shield is too late to block the skinny priestess' attack. The skinny priestess taps you in the stomach with her old staff. A bolt of lightning arrives from above, washes through your body and leaps off towards the huge whirlwind of dust. The bolt smashes into the huge whirlwind of dust. Greasy smoke curls away from its feet. The huge whirlwind of dust dies. The huge whirlwind of dust dies. The huge whirlwind of dust says to the skinny priestess: I have failed you, madam. The huge whirlwind of dust says to the skinny priestess: I have failed you, mishtrreshsh. Hp: 1914 (2009) Gp: 300 (383) Xp: 1902161 The huge whirlwind of dust dies. The huge whirlwind of dust says to the skinny priestess: I have failed you, madam. The huge whirlwind of dust dissipates into nothingness. Hp: 1918 (2009) Gp: 303 (383) Xp: 1902164 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A pudgy thief, a smirking thief, a smirking thief (hiding) and a sneaky thief (hiding) are standing here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The loud priestess scouts around for someone to convert. An unseen force pushes you gently out of the way. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The entrance to the temple of Sandelfon [n,sw]. Halen of Sandelfon and Hermal of Sandelfon are standing here. You close the southwest door. Halen of Sandelfon squeezes his fingers together and says: "I find your lack of faith disturbing." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence tells you: A haidate skirt, two thief's dagger scabbards, two huge tequila bottles, two pig-faced bascinets, two gold necklaces, some Ankh-Morpork dollars and some Ankh-Morpork pence, two Dry-as-an-Ecksian coats, two white linen tunics, two fancy thwabs, three ornate warhammers, two pairs of mirrored sunglasses, a large backpack, eight club badges, two Holy Blades of Soyin scabbard, two black ties, two tatami do, two kabuto helms, two silver rings, two pairs of kogake tabi, four gold rings, two slim black watches, two blue crystal necklaces, a Djelian aegis, two pairs of metal greaves, a somen mask, two pairs of kote, two lion's head rings, a red and blue necklace and a pair of iron gauntlets are on the ground and a mossy sundial is standing here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The papergirl loudly exclaims: The Green Slab! The thirty-eighth edition, out now! Buy it while it's hot off the presses! The papergirl leaves southwest. Roffle rolls around on the floor laughing at papergirl. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Thanks to Baziit for forwarding this one to me: Message 1 From elvish Mon May 3 02:51:06 2004 Date: Mon, 3 May 2004 02:51 PDT From: elvish To: Mibate, caliban, Commando, Mysteek, Baziit, Insanity, Irixgero, Marcoborsato, Avery, Pogos, Alicia, Nivea Subject: The Gappic Guard needs You! Do you crave adventure? Do you feel innocent harmless High Priests should be protected against the assassins guild? Are you Man (m/f) enough to take a stand? In that case, the Gppic Guard can use your help! After receiving information of a contract on his life, High Priest Plyss Pluis of Gapp has deceided to take a final stand inside the Temple of Small Gods on the Street of Small Gods, Ankh-Morpork. Generous Pay! His eminence Plyss Pluis of Gapp offers a pay of 1 Ankh-Morpork Royal a week for defending his life! Each of you has been hand-picked to defend that which is most valuable: The life of Plyss. Enlist today, you will notte regret it! Contact information: His Highness Plyss Pluis of Gapp. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A bell sounds in one of the nearby temples, followed by a dull thud as the offending priest is done away with by an angry neighbour. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of the cabbages asks: Woe is me! Where art thou, insane priest? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You seem to be a step closer to mastering an elegant stiletto. You thrust at the pious priest with one of your elegant stilettoes but his layer of fluff absorbs all of the blow. --Fear my damage! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy of Silence tells you: You offer to give a red apple to Nadow. Nadow rejects the give offer from you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy of Silence tells you: Baggel tells you: please come back Baggel tells you: i really need a portal to am Baggel tells you: i'm poisoned Baggel tells you: hurry.... please You tell Baggel: You are in Am Baggel tells you: oh, lol Baggel tells you: didn't see that Loy of Silence tells you: he was bang smack outside drum :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You bruise the rugged warrior's right leg with your bo. You killed the rugged warrior. The rugged warrior frowns at you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You start to search around. A rat peers out from a pothole and gets an axe thrown at it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Ceres did an emote all a few minutes before this announcing that damage messages would now be relative to the target's max hp. It turns out that this was an idea that Baldarov here suggested. Considering that fighting messages were just changed a little while before this, chances are it was his suggestion that was carried through, not something in the works by creators already. Admittedly, this is merely speculation. Baldarov Unscraven tells you: well... we'll see how interesting it turns out... right now a pine tree is tapping me to death ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The fat priestess mutters a prayer and looks a bit better. You are in good shape. The fat priestess is in bad shape. > Hp: 1989 (2009) Gp: 369 (383) Xp: 1073128 The fat priestess utters a quick prayer. The fat priestess places her hands on herself. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Groose: how do you use gp ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 300 (383) Xp: 890645 Your Tsortean metal shield is too late to block the skinny priest's attack. As your shield absorbs the impact, it becomes visible as a flickering yellow glow. The skinny priest taps you in the right arm with his mace but your magical shielding absorbs some of the blow. You dream of bats. There is a sudden white flash. Your magical shield has broken. Hp: 1995 (2009) Gp: 303 (383) Xp: 890648 --Now *that* is an overpowered priest...or an underpowered TPA... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > balance You have 1s in your account. > withdraw 1s You don't have that much money in your account! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The interior of this tent is dark and cramped, and there is a rather potent whiff of body odour in the air. There are bed rolls and packs for about six people, but the ground sheet is so cluttered it is difficult to be sure. There is one obvious exit: leave. Two people and three people are standing here. -- 2 + 3 = -- ... 2 + 3! :D ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Someone tries to sell you a hamburger that smells more like a ratburger. Without ketchup. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A huge explosion rends the air, and you see Glassjaw being thrown into the air ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You hear an evil chuckle and what sounds like a Director plucking the wings off a Creator. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Night falls, picks itself up, and looks to see if anyone noticed. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 301 (383) Xp: 357115 The young witch swings at you with her broomstick but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. A bolt of lightning arrives from above, washes through your body and leaps off towards the young witch. The bolt burns a hole straight through the young witch. You can see right through! The young witch dies. A rolling pin clatters to the ground. The young witch gets a rolling pin from the east part of Artorollo Alley. > look corpse This is the dead body of a young witch. Holding : a broomstick (left hand). Wearing : a pair of hobnailed boots, an antique black dress and a witch's pointy hat. Carrying: a rolling pin. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A shoplifter steals a fruit stall, and stumbles with it for a total of three seconds before being knocked out by a stray watermelon. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The djinni looks round and then picks himself up. He mutters something about "his people" and "doing lunch" into a black object which is clasped between shoulder and ear and then walks over to you and says "You have mail from Flatline. Go to a post office to read it." With a vague pop and a puff of wispy smoke (some distance from the djinni himself) he disappears. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tique Toque tells you: stand here for a sec please... Tique Toque rolls around on the floor laughing at you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Double backstab! Thanks to Baziit for letting me use his logs. You notice Cold and Xylo Illusione nearby. Xylo Illusione thrusts at Cold with one of his thief's daggers but he dodges out of the way. Cold perforates Xylo Illusione's head with one of his elegant stilettoes. Xylo Illusione thrusts at Cold with one of his thief's daggers but he dodges out of the way. Cold skewers Xylo Illusione's head with one of his elegant stilettoes. Xylo Illusione slashes at Cold with one of his thief's daggers but he dodges out of the way. Cold perforates Xylo Illusione's head with one of his elegant stilettoes. Xylo Illusione slashes at Cold with one of his thief's daggers but he dodges out of the way. Cold skewers Xylo Illusione's head with one of his elegant stilettoes. Xylo Illusione attempts to launch a powerful attack. Xylo Illusione thrusts at Cold with one of his thief's daggers but he dodges out of the way. Cold perforates Xylo Illusione's head with one of his elegant stilettoes. Cold perforates Xylo Illusione's head with one of his elegant stilettoes. Cold skewers Xylo Illusione's head with one of his elegant stilettoes. Cold thrusts at Xylo Illusione with one of his elegant stilettoes but he dodges out of the way. Xylo Illusione attempts to launch a powerful attack. Xylo Illusione thrusts at Cold with one of his thief's daggers but he dodges out of the way. Cold skewers Xylo Illusione's head with one of his elegant stilettoes. Cold dealt the death blow to Xylo Illusione. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --The following is best read after reading lyrics from Weird Al's "A complicated song": http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/weirdalyankovic/acomplicatedsong.html The ghost of Shimaru of Silence says, "Life without a head kinda makes me irritated..." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shimaru of Silence exclaims to you: Lawks! Shimaru of Silence tells you: I mean.. Shimaru of Silence exclaims to you: Ugh! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Thanks to Tique for this one: You are unconscious. You can't do anything. On the other hand, you're a creator... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Thanks to Kyoshiro for this great one The slabby troll child exclaims: Pishe shall die! The tall priestess exclaims: Praise be to Pishe! Hp: 1871 (1871) Gp: 183 (310) Xp: 93998 You launch a powerful attack. You mash the tall priestess' chest with your bo. You killed the tall priestess. The slabby troll child exclaims: All shall bow before Lord Sek! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [grrrrrr!] Baziit: Three air distortions (transparent) are floating and Hlakket the Bartender is standing here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [grrrrrr!] Baziit: A merchant wanders over to you, decides you don't have enough money and goes in search of a richer victim. [grrrrrr!] Baziit: Your purse contains LC 17|7|8 3/4 and A$421. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The snickering duke whips out a dagger from behind his back and cackles evily. The snickering duke holds a dagger in his left hand. The fair duchess giggles. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple of guys in dark hooded robes walk by, speaking in low voices. You hear one of them say, 'There are always two. A master and an apprentice.' --More star wars incorporated into Discworld! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Disc_Addicts) Numijer DiScala: "You gather your strength and crawl. You arrive after having journeyed one mile southwest, one mile west and nine miles southwest." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Of The Cross) Loutre: WDLCMSRBBHSHTHHANDOMGIGTGCYL8RBAI - WotcherDearieLawksCactusMolluscSpoonReallyBigBigHarrySaxHopeThatHelpsHaveAN iceDayOMHI'veGotToGoSeeYaLaterBye! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Leethaxor: is it OK to kill camels in DJB --Short while later (newbie) Leethaxor: I got a broken leg now, how do I fix it? In the distance to the southwest, LEEThaXoR shouts: help!!! --Another short while later (newbie) LEEThaXoR: What do I say to the doctor, for him to fix my leg (newbie) Dogbolter: You're LEET. you wrk it 0ut. kthxby. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Coldfire: can anyone name some flails please? (newbie) Coldfire: ok, some people have taken that the wrong way (newbie) Coldfire: I meant what kinds of flail are there ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) CeresAlt: LIEK OMG I found teh wombel!!!111!! (newbie) Shrenwatsu: That is a cruel joke --A bit later (newbie) CeresAlt: awww ntspk newbie is no fun when so many people guess who you are first time :( - j00 suck!!!!11!!!!!1! You tell CeresAlt: Tch. The newbie chan is not a talker, Ceres ;) CeresAlt tells you: shhh you or I'll dest =P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --A few minutes after casting spear: On Cheesemongers Yard, the poor beggar asks: Did you know Langrisser said 'Let there be light!'? On Cheesemongers Yard, the quiet child exclaims: Let there be light! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the centre of Cheesemongers Yard, Sssld asks: Wotcher $, how is little flurf going? Still ill? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is the faintest of sounds, as of a gnat yawning, then a WHOOSH sound. Suddenly there is pandemonium as the weird witch arrives on her broomstick from somewhere above and barrels into you, almost knocking you to the ground. She apologises sheepishly. The weird witch stumbles over a rock. The weird witch falls over. > look witch This weird witch came to Ankh-Morpork to find her sister, who left Mad Stoat years ago, and never returned. She reasoned she was bound to end up here, and is determined to find her. Being a witch, she might just succeed... She is slightly hurt. She is lying. You can't help but notice twenty-three warts upon her face. She is silenced. Holding : a broomstick (left hand and right hand). Wearing : a pair of hobnailed boots, a black linen dress, a black lace shawl with spiderweb motif and a witch's pointy hat. Carrying: some honey, a clover basket and a medium jar. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A pair of leather vambraces teleports out of the Maul. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) sweeetie: i am trying to become a witch but can't rub the tail of the ass of my taliswoman ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are four obvious exits: west, 2, 3 and 1. A medium metal shield is on the ground. PozPaws D'Odelay and Zaphod suddenly appear from somewhere in the gloom. Ludacris d'Kamikaze squeezes out of a hole that suddenly appears in the air. Mus squeezes out of a hole that suddenly appears in the air. Mus jabs Ludacris d'Kamikaze in the back. Mus jabs Ludacris d'Kamikaze in the stomach. Mus hits Ludacris d'Kamikaze in the right foot with an uppercut. Ludacris d'Kamikaze disappears into the gloom. The ghost of Ludacris d'Kamikaze suddenly appears from somewhere in the gloom. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > inventory --(insert the rest of my inven here) Carrying: the corpse of Nhj You heft the corpse of Nhj and guess that it weighs about three pounds. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Tshop Spotters) Cheesecake: :look content (Tshop Spotters) Langrisser grins. (Tshop Spotters) Cheesecake: emote looks content (figured it out..shudup) (Tshop Spotters) Cheesecake sighs ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- StarWiz X asks you: there a 2000 login gift? > score --dislpay removed to delete spam You tell StarWiz X: No idea..."You are 146 days, 19 hours, 35 minutes and 19 seconds old and have logged in 1487 times." StarWiz X boggles at you. StarWiz X tells you: You are 66 days, 18 hours, 32 minutes and 26 seconds old and have logged in 1925 times. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tique Toque tells you: You are having trouble performing calm because you are a creator, however this is mitigated by the fact that you are a creator. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Four handsome sheep shearers ask: How do? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy of Silence exclaims to you: 'appraise truffle' Don't play with your food! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > appraise pumpkin The pumpkin is about nine inches long and about nine inches wide. It isn't really made of anything and looks edible. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 910 (2009) Gp: 253 (382) Xp: 178284 The bandit messily stabs you in the neck with his short sword. The bandit stabs you deeply in the chest with his short sword. You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire melts two bandits. The fire dies away. Outside a crude tent [s,e,w]. Your feet run away with you! > tpa me -- Me casting TPA With a noise that sounds like "Plink!", everything around you flashes red for a moment. > enter tent Inside a tent [leave]. A medium metal shield, four corpses of bandits and a Tsortean metal shield are on the floor. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Greyfox: how do you stop yourself from stinking, and how does it get created? (newbie) Greyfox: were can u bath? (newbie) Greyfox: ok thanks (newbie) Greyfox: nm there are lots of ppl helping me lol (newbie) Greyfox: STOP RESPONDING and thanks for all your help ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Kadric: What guild best fits my name? (newbie) Goodey: Fools guild hasnt been coded yet. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bankshot scares you. > cower bankshot You cower bankshot. > when bankshot Bankshot last logged off 3 hours, 42 minutes and 23 seconds ago. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A yelling man accidentally bangs his head into one of the hanging ferns and gets knocked out cold. The fern looks pleased with itself. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > kill dog You prepare to attack a small black dog. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 381 (381) Xp: 567675 You tickle the small black dog in the left front leg. The small black dog rakes at you with her claws but, although unable to defend, you somehow avoid the attack. You tickle the small black dog in the tail. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 381 (381) Xp: 567678 You tickle the small black dog in the right rear leg. The small black dog rakes at you with her claws but, although unable to defend, you somehow avoid the attack. You tickle the small black dog in the right front leg. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 381 (381) Xp: 567681 You tickle the small black dog in the head with your toes. You tickle the small black dog in the head. You killed the small black dog. --I made it laugh to death =\ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the distance to the east, a town crier yells: No, my carrots are the best! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [here!] Alarion: oh, didnt see that [here!] Alarion has left the group. Alarion leaves the game. [Alarion leaves Discworld] The light around the net dead statue of Alarion DeNightshade flickers and winks out. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A frog leaps from the rooftops in a foolish attempt to fly. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > search You have a good look at the ground and scavenge a huge tequila bottle from a pothole ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > lag horribly --Insert horrible lag here; about 5 minutes worth-- --Insert crash here; Connection dropped-- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Shoey: Help! I'm stuck in the watchman place and the godmother won't help me 'cos I attacked her! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You give a gold ring to the hairy spider. > look spider The hairy spider staggers under a weight it can only just carry. patThis is not the household type. It could be poisonous but you are not sure. It looks disgusting. It is in good shape. It is standing. Carrying: a gold ring. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Shinobi: did you do what the godmother told you? and pray tell, why do you go into the wilderniss at the middle of the night without a light source *boggles* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Tara's Legion) PozPaws Eterain: Shafa (Tara's Legion) Langrisser of Silence: Hmm? (Tara's Legion) PozPaws Eterain: My floating medium wooden shield DISINTEGRATED! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Tara's Legion) TriggerHappy SPaMZiLLa: wow that was really strange i killed a priestess and it came back to life :/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tique Toque tells you: "Sleffie McBing tells you: As you prepare to inhume Teensy Weensy Tique Toque you feel an impending deletion coming on and stop immediately." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tique Toque tells you: Db has his own custom meteor... You tell Tique Toque: O.o Tique Toque asks you: can I send you a screen? You ask Tique Toque: Sure =) Do I need to be alone? Tique Toque shakes her head at you. Receiving text from Tique. ] The sky grows dark. Thick black clouds roll in. ] A loud peal of thunder rumbles, shaking the ground, and bolts of lightning flash ] through the sky! ] A peal of deafening thunder rumbles o'er the land! It appears one of the ] Discworld's creators is unhappy... ] Another spear of lightning lances through the clouds, followed closely by a ] deafening peal of thunder! ] Maximum Dogbolter Minogue shouts from the clouds: This is for Right On Queue!, ] leetle Vladimir Taltos! ] Vladimir was smote by Maximum Dogbolter Minogue's lightning. ] He is no more. ] The clouds roll back across the sky. Stopped receiving text from Tique. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 21/03/2004 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence asks you: The Djelian champion asks: You've murdered your comrades! You expect to be given the honour of fighting me?!? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Death pauses for dramatic effect. He's trying to humanise a touch. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --While trying to login while (somehow) all wizards were broken: Your choice: langrisser A runtime error occurred. Please use the "bug" command to report it, describing what you tried to do when it happened. ---------- > who wizard There are no guild(s) or members of wizard online. --Bit later: [Loginbroken enters as a guest of Discworld]" --Thanks to Baziit: (Playerkillers) Ciso wisps: Quickly, let's sieze UU! (Playerkillers) Ciso wisps: I've got a theory that because of their immense weight the world imploded around every wizard. --More problems: Tique Toque telepathically tells you: Title on Db's latest post to Announcements board: Tique Toque telepathically tells you: Title: "Wizards guild removed due to balance issues." ----------> (newbie) Redcricket: I can't log in with any of my existing characters, and I can't bugrep it. (newbie) Danbala: Wizards are broken. Read "news -1" > news -1 Note #10 posted at Sun Mar 21 Title: "Wizards guild removed due to balance issues." Wizards is poorly at the moment. It's being fixed. Logging on Iambroke as a guest won't speed this up. Many thanks! Db ---------- Tique Toque telepathically asks Zaphod, Baziit of Silence and you: (cre) Gin: Do we have to fix this? ----------> You cling onto Gin n Tonique. You tell Zaphod, Baziit of Silence and Tique Toque: "You cling onto Gin n Tonique." :P Tique Toque telepathically tells you: (cre) Gin: oh crap I'm vis :/ ---------- Tique Toque telepathically exclaims to you: (Wizards) Dogbolter wisps: Say. You're all fat gits and we hate you! You tell Dogbolter Minogue: *offers to make you a fat git like the rest of us by feeding you lots of food from the food summoning spells* (Bah, don't hae remote anymore :S) ---------- --Also thanks to Tique: (cre) Danbala: So what does one do about this then? (cre) Dogbolter: Nothing. I don't see it as an issue. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence tells you: That was nice of the Mugger to let my Inv regen before he ambushed me :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sharina, a small blue light, a whitish cloud, Trident Gaiden'Panthera and a purple swamp dragon arrive from the northwest. Two people and three people leave southwest. --I can't count up to greater than 3? :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A someone arrives from elsewhere. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Tshop Spotters) Club controller: Everything stops being a recruiter for the club. (Tshop Spotters) Club controller: Everything leaves the club. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The fire burns the troll bodyguard. The fire crisps the bodyguard and the dwarf bodyguard. The fire melts the bodyguard, the expensive trader, the thrifty trader and the little old lady. The fire incinerates the short trader. The fire vaporises the greedy dealer and two little old ladies. The fire dies away. You killed the bodyguard. You killed the short trader. You killed the expensive trader. You killed the thrifty trader. You killed the greedy dealer. You killed the little old lady. You killed the little old lady. You killed the little old lady. --Yowza! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plimph tells you: always nice when a newbie walks in and asks to watch you because and I quote... "you kill good, I wanna be like you too!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An old crippled beggar decides to knock off for the day. He stands up, stretches and strides off, homeward bound, his cane under his arm. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor attempts to launch a powerful attack. Chimara Rehevkor swings at the chipmunk with his two-handed war hammer but, although unable to defend, it somehow avoids the attack. The chipmunk kicks out at Chimara Rehevkor but his magical shielding absorbs all of the blow. Loy of Silence moves aggressively towards the chipmunk! Taboo De' Immortal moves aggressively towards the chipmunk! Old Calculus moves aggressively towards the chipmunk! Taboo De' Immortal hits the chipmunk hard in the left foot with his Rusty Hammer. Taboo De' Immortal dealt the death blow to the chipmunk. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence does wavy hand movements and says to you: "you know you want to enchant Baziits Rapier" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of the sadistic rogues moves aggressively towards the small blue light! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- At the carriage stop, a well-fed wizard gets off the carriage. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You happen to notice the active scorpion trying to ambush you, and decide to turn the tables on it! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2185 (2185) Gp: 87 (380) Xp: 2707098 The palace guard launches a powerful attack. The palace guard swings at you with his sledgehammer but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. In blocking the attack the Tsortean metal shield floating around you is knocked out of orbit. The palace guard leaves west. --Oi! Come back here and kill me, you meanie! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Taffyd tells you: Your godmothers are currently being ripped to pieces by a crack team of Witch implosion experts. Another emoteall will be made when they are working again properly, thanks. :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The net dead statue of Odium D'Monic nods. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Everybody moves out of the way as two gnomes have a punch-up on the ground. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Thanks to Chimara for this one Ratman accidentally shreds the palace guard's right arm with one of his Incisorses. You cannot bury items while in combat. The palace guard asks: Why is there always one with a death wish? Ratman accidentally dealt the death blow to the palace guard. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Delilah messily stabs the bandit in the head with her rapier. > health all The iridescent scarab beetle is in good shape. The large brown dog is in good shape. Delilah is slightly hurt. You are slightly hurt. The bandit is in very bad shape. Delilah dealt the death blow to the bandit. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the dead body of Nacirrut. Holding : a knife (left hand). Wearing : a yellow raincoat and a pair of fluffy bunny ears. > get ears from corpse You get a human right ear and a human left ear from the corpse of Nacirrut. > look ears This is a fresh right ear severed from the corpse of a human. This is a fresh left ear severed from the corpse of a human. > bah You pause for a moment of reflection, and then exclaim 'Bah!'. > drop ears You drop the human right ear and the human left ear. > get ears from corpse You get a pair of fluffy bunny ears from the corpse of Nacirrut. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sugentest has died for the last time. He is mourned. > finger sugen No one going by the name of sugen has ever visited Discworld. Tique has been idle for 3 minutes and 19 seconds. You tell Tique Toque: Hm...Sugentest is dead...But who's Sugen? o.o Sugentest has died for the last time. He is mourned. Tique Toque tells you: Sugendran, who I'm talking to atm --Notice how he died his last death twice :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Somebody slips from a rooftop, is caught by the crowd and passed down Short Street to the south. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A handsome sheep shearer lands with a thump on the floor beside you. Ilik Tanikalot throws the handsome sheep shearer to you. The handsome sheep shearer says: G'day, Langrisser of Silence. Ilik Tanikalot sent me to cheer you up. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [©] Riley: The large pine (quite evil) loudly exclaims: TIMBER! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This shop is the [in]famous Strike-Meself-With-Lightning Dhibbjaramasphelopetalon's wholesale relic shop. You can buy just about any relic you care to name here, from Fish bones to Hat hair. The relics are conveniently stored in small display cases, perfect for people to easily browse. There is a door in the northern wall leading back into the corridor. There is one obvious exit: north. S.M.W.L. Dhibbjaramasphelopetalon and the ghost of Maedia (maysherestinpeace) are standing here. A cash safe is in the wall. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2185 (2185) Gp: 339 (379) Xp: 599274 You jab one of your stilettoes into the giant spider's right front leg. The giant spider bites at Elissa Alucinor but at the last second you leap in and protect her but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You messily stab the giant spider in the stomach with one of your stilettoes. The giant spider bites at Elissa Alucinor but at the last second you leap in and protect her but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. In blocking the attack the rolling pin floating around Elissa Alucinor is knocked out of orbit. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [gnarf] Elissa: =P I'm eating mints from my joyous mint box, and I seriously half-typed "Would you like a mint?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [©] Chimara: Can't believe I mis-read troll as mole...in the shades! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You get, with a bit of difficulty, some Ankh-Morpork pence from the second hand weapons shop. You count some Ankh-Morpork pence with a total of four thousand, one hundred and thirty-five items. You heft some Ankh-Morpork pence and guess that they weigh about fifty pounds. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --In the shades: Tneduts suddenly appears from somewhere in the gloom. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > shove troll Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 195 (379) Xp: 189741 You hit the troll in the chest with your bo but his skin absorbs some of the blow. The troll shoves you sending you crashing to the ground. Lorelei O'Callaghan launches a powerful attack. Lorelei O'Callaghan neatly fillets the troll's neck with one of her fine sabres. Lorelei O'Callaghan dealt the death blow to the troll. A troll head sails through the air in a graceful arc before landing with a very soggy *squish*. You cannot shove the decapitated corpse of a troll. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TiqueToque tells you: "You throw the handsome sheep shearer to Teensy Weensy Tique Toque." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Many thanks to Baziit for the following: (newbie) Lanfear: How do I get my rituals back in Djelibeybi? (newbie) Lanfear: hlp me plz (newbie) Lanfear: Would everybody stop laughing at me.. I really need help :P (newbie) Lanfear: I'm in the temple, but this nose-in-the-air priestess is scowling at me! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Hank: how do i get into my dorm? (newbie) ElMariachi: how do I enter the guild? (newbie) THEmantis: how do i get money from corpses? (newbie) Hank: where do i get a key from? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Just after joining the group: [©] Loy: omg your shield isn't in atrotious condition ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A small gecko takes your hand and rushes you to the departure lounge. Your iridescent scarab beetle wriggles her legs. Do come again! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You stab the bodyguard deeply in the right foot with one of your stilettoes. The bodyguard asks: What do you tink you doin'? You killed the bodyguard. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy of Silence tells you: it looks good already... and on a related subject 'On Cheesemongers Yard, the sad child exclaims: IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL!' (Baziits warcry?) You roll around on the floor laughing at Loy of Silence. > when baziit Baziit last logged off 12 hours, 2 minutes and 20 seconds ago. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the east, Mr Rainflake Mortificer yells: LAG, you idiot! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A paperboy and a papergirl are standing here. A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here. > kill girl The papergirl leaves north. Cannot find "girl", no match. Cannot find "girl", no match. > kill boy Queued command: kill boy The paperboy opens the west door. The paperboy leaves west. The paperboy closes the west door. Cannot find "boy", no match. Cannot find "boy", no match. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You tell Groshnok Steelfire: Holding: A chocolate sword (left hand), a chocolate sword (right hand), a chocolate sword (half-eaten in mouth). Groshnok Steelfire grins at you. Groshnok Steelfire ruggedly exclaims to you: 5 attacks and 3 chews/heartbeat! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Groshnok Steelfire attempts to launch a powerful parry. Groshnok steelfire thrusts at your arm with his stiletto but seems to change his mind and misses completely, so you bury your two-handed axe(with extra weights) into his chest. You quickly realize that wasnt very nice so you heal him and take him out for a cup of tea. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence tells you: The pickpocketing child (hiding) grins at you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence tells you: Bah, Reached the worn inventory limit purely via armour ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence tells you: Before I was a Tank, Now I am a Building ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > position You are the Toadstool. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Black Elissa loses you. Black Elissa shakes her broomstick vigorously. Black Elissa looks a lot less greasy now. > follow elissa Black Elissa seats herself on her broomstick. With the flamboyance that only a witch could have, Black Elissa adjusts her slinky twilight dress and prepares for liftoff on her broomstick. Unfortunately, the effect is somewhat spoiled when she starts running up and down to bump start her trusty steed. At last she succeeds, and takes off with a WHOOSH! You follow Black Elissa. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The giant exclaims: Me play game nayw! The giant reaches down to pluck Loy of Silence from the ground. The giant exclaims: Ha! Me play skittles! The giant grabs hold of Loy of Silence and lifts him into his hands, chuckling horribly. With an evil grin, the giant lifts him over his head and throws him bodily at you! Loy of Silence sails past you, flying over the side of the mountain in the process!. The giant pouts. Loy of Silence disappears over the side of the mountain Loy of Silence dealt the death blow to the giant. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the northwest, Elusive Rhetania Ravenborne shouts: marco To the northwest, Holy Hurukan Ravenborne yells: borsato! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 29/02/2004 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baldarov Deerstalker tells you: i used to have my head from where I was beheaded once... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --The following is not faked. It just took ages to set up. --There's an NPC at each "@" --(If you look a it for a bit, you'll see it spells out: LANG, and points to --where I am) > map ....... ........... . plains, edge of plains near some ............. mountains ............... ^ mountains ................. @....@..@.@..@@.... @...@@@.@@@.@.@..@@. @@@.@.@.@.@..@@...@. ..................@. ..................@. .........@........@. ...........@@@....@. ...........@@.....@. ...........@.@@@@@@. ..^^......^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 378 (378) Xp: 2690487 You kick the cockroach in the abdomen but its carapace absorbs some of the blow. You killed the cockroach. --Roach skin is *heavily* overpowered. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > liaisons There are no Liaison creators currently logged on. > qwho creators Unable to find any members of creators. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The net dead statue of Tsurani Casaubon sneezes violently. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence tells Keri and you: Never fight with a fool, They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence tells you: something small and sneaky, sneaks west Baziit of Silence tells you: You notice Mr Ishnohiwa McNotthatunsexy nearby ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You killed the troll bodyguard. The watchman exclaims to you: I shall not warn you again! The watchman exclaims to you: Desist your assault immediately! The watchman exclaims to you: I shall not warn you again! The watchman exclaims to you: Desist your assault immediately! The watchman exclaims to you: I shall not warn you again! The watchman exclaims to you: Desist your assault immediately! The watchman exclaims to you: I shall not warn you again! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You tell Loy and Chimara Rehevkor: Least it gave Loy a chance to get a lot of money to start paying back his debt :P I've got 10r for the house, btw, Loy. Loy tells Chimara Rehevkor and you: :OOOOOOOOOOOO Chimara Rehevkor tells Loy and you: I just gave him 2R too. :p Loy tells Chimara Rehevkor and you: ok just pulled a really hardout face just then IRL ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You perforate the druid's right arm with one of your stilettoes. The druid says: If moi companions ever catch ye, ye can expect a prime position at our next barbeque. You killed the druid. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In southwestern end of the Maul, the playful child exclaims: Feel the power of CHEESE! In southwestern end of the Maul, Louis Bingham says: Mmm... food... Your vision goes blurry and you begin to sweat. Hp: 1309 (1880) Gp: 378 (378) Xp: 316316 --The last was from Nadow..The effect of CHEESE-flavoured apples? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 357 (377) Xp: 196997 You hit the pious priestess hard in the right hand with your bo. You hit the pious priestess hard in the right foot with your bo. The pious priestess exclaims: Sinner! You killed the pious priestess. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nella is sitting on a stool and a bad mime artist and Harakiri are standing here. The bad mime artist points at you. The bad mime artist stops following two harakiri. The bad mime artist pursues you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > Saving... You find yourself more able to concentrate on this task than you thought. You stand up. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rainflake tells you: Økidøki. :) --BØrked smallcase O, maybe? O.Ø ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are six obvious exits: 5, 1, 6, 4, 3 and 2. > ambush You find a suitable place to hide and lay an ambush. > ambush fighter A mean fighter suddenly appears from somewhere in the gloom. You can't ambush someone in the heat of battle! Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 241 (377) Xp: 504400 The mean fighter shoves you sending you crashing to the ground. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 243 (377) Xp: 504403 You stand up. The mean fighter thrusts at you with her short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The mean fighter thrusts at you with her short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 247 (377) Xp: 504409 The mean fighter trips you sending you crashing to the ground. You stand up. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 249 (377) Xp: 504412 The mean fighter thrusts at you with her short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The mean fighter thrusts at you with her short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 253 (377) Xp: 504418 The mean fighter shoves you sending you crashing to the ground. You stand up. The mean fighter thrusts at you with her short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 257 (377) Xp: 504424 The mean fighter thrusts at you with her short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The mean fighter thrusts at you with her short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 258 (377) Xp: 504427 You come out of your hiding place. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baldarov Deerstalker tells you: random room message of the day ;) = The moon is suddenly slapped on a cracker and swallowed. Bastards. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [mooRil] Llamar: I'd be like hi, theyd be like bye, and i'd be like bye, and Death would be like HI. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Bilrog: ah my sticks talking to me, whats going on? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Thanks to Anton for this one: DcDhol wisps: Everytime I kill Ilik he always have some nice present :) it's like Christmas every kill ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- While Spite was blind and Ekko and Leelo were damage testing: [|>:)s] Spite: oh how informative! "Someone slices at someone with something but he easily parries the blow with his Ceteris Paribus." [|>:)s] Spite: or even better... "Someone pierces someone's left foot with something but something absorbs some of the blow." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 04:13:54[|>:)s] Ekko: i spelt your name wrong 4 times Langrisser :P 04:13:56[|>:)s] Ekko: trying to defend 04:14:08[|>:)s] Langrisser: Nickname me lang or something. Or "needshelp" :P 04:14:10[|>:)s] Ekko nicknames it :P 04:14:26[|>:)s] Langrisser: Hm.."defend fool". That should work =) 04:14:51[|>:)s] Ekko: Cannot find "fool", no match :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > count pence You count some Ankh-Morpork pence with a total of zero item. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- While Taboo and Ratman were testing damage: There is a sudden white flash around Taboo De' Immortal and Ratman. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 238 (377) Xp: 2096647 The nasty fighter launches a powerful attack. The nasty fighter slices at you with his short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You impale the nasty fighter's neck on one of your stilettoes. > stab fighter with stiletto 1 You prepare to stab the nasty fighter with one of your stilettoes. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 205 (377) Xp: 2096694 You launch a powerful attack. You stab one of your stilettoes right through the nasty fighter's neck. The nasty fighter launches a powerful attack. The nasty fighter slices at you with his short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 207 (377) Xp: 2096697 You thrust at the nasty fighter with one of your stilettoes but he parries the blow with his short sword. The nasty fighter launches a powerful attack. The nasty fighter slices at you with his short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. > stab fighter with stiletto 1 You prepare to stab the nasty fighter with one of your stilettoes. > Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 174 (377) Xp: 2096740 You launch a powerful attack. You stab one of your stilettoes right through the nasty fighter's neck. You killed the nasty fighter. --That's a lot of specials.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Little bit after the one just before: Hp: 2127 (2185) Gp: 305 (377) Xp: 2357078 The dastardly fighter launches a powerful attack. The dastardly fighter slashes at you with his two-handed axe but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2132 (2185) Gp: 307 (377) Xp: 2357081 You stab the dastardly fighter deeply in the neck with your sode-garami. The dastardly fighter launches a powerful attack. The dastardly fighter slashes at you with his two-handed axe but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. In blocking the attack the Tsortean metal shield floating around you is knocked out of orbit. Hp: 2137 (2185) Gp: 309 (377) Xp: 2357084 You perforate the dastardly fighter's neck with your sode-garami. The dastardly fighter launches a powerful attack. The dastardly fighter swings his two-handed axe at you but your magical shielding absorbs all of the blow. You prepare to pierce the dastardly fighter with your sode-garami. Hp: 2142 (2185) Gp: 276 (377) Xp: 2357124 Hp: 2147 (2185) Gp: 279 (377) Xp: 2357127 You attempt to launch a powerful attack. You thrust at the dastardly fighter with your sode-garami but he parries the blow with his two-handed axe. The dastardly fighter swings his two-handed axe at you but your magical shielding absorbs all of the blow. --I swear they just queue specials up on me :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor shouts: LAWKS! You prepare to attack a troll. You prepare to pierce the troll with your sode-garami. Loy launches a powerful attack. Loy mashes the troll's stomach with his Monster Masher. Hp: 2009 (2009) Gp: 300 (377) Xp: 1950707 You attempt to launch a powerful attack. You thrust at the troll with your sode-garami but he parries the blow with his wooden club. Chimara Rehevkor launches a powerful attack. Chimara Rehevkor mashes the troll's left leg with his black shafted mace. The troll swings at Chimara Rehevkor with his wooden club but he blocks the blow with his small metal shield. Chimara Rehevkor launches a powerful attack. Chimara Rehevkor mashes the troll's left foot with his black shafted mace. Loy launches a powerful attack. Loy mashes the troll's chest with his Monster Masher. Loy dealt the death blow to the troll. You cower in a corner. [©] Loy: silver coins gave you soo much more, and ouch! [©] Loy: cabbage :S Loy mourns troll. Loy invokes the power of Gufnork, the God of Fluff, and the corpse of a troll sprouts mould and moss, growing rapidly and then disappearing to leave nothing behind. [©] Loy: gave it a formal burial for its efforts ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > list Sorry the shop is closed, someone cruelly murdered Nhim-phat. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the northwest, the LAG yells: Papergirl!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy launches a powerful attack. Loy mashes the giant spider's neck with his two-handed war hammer. You prepare to pierce the giant spider with your sode-garami. Loy dealt the death blow to the giant spider. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [ø] Loy: You heft the jo and guess that it weights about three pounds. You heft the two-handed war hammer and guess that it weighs about 5 pounds. The total weight is about 10 pounds. :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You check the best-before date and tap the top of the jar of mandrake roots, sensing their potential. StarWiz X, Calculus and Chimara Rehevkor leave south. You follow StarWiz X south. Loy arrives from the north. Torches mounted upon brackets cast a soft glow across the hieroglyphics that adorn the walls. A mural on the wall depicts a mighty Djelian trireme sailing to victory. There are archways to the north, south and west. There are three obvious exits: north, south and west. Loy, Chimara Rehevkor, Calculus and StarWiz X are standing here. The ceremonial guard punches you extremely aggressively. The violent throbbing pain causes you to forget your spell. Hp: 1968 (2009) Gp: 334 (376) Xp: 2473827 You hastily release the spell. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --In the OC Jail: (Of The Cross) Viviene Glitters: Wee. I finally decided on 3 sets. The constant dripping of water is starting to annoy you. > cheer viviene You cheer viviene. You feel really miserable. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An old beggar kills a brave hero before walking off to the southeast. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --The following posted after request was made to player requesting permissions for public display of alt names. [Ubermann has a birthday today] [Hekla has a birthday today] > when uberman Ubermann last logged off 42 seconds ago. [Gon has a birthday today] > when gon Gon has been on for 14 seconds. > when hekla Hekla only just logged off. [Wire has a birthday today] You tell Wire: You have too many alts, birthday man :P Happy birthday! MAybe it'd be a good idea to give birth to another alt today? ;) Wire grins at you. Wire thanks you. [Taramade has a birthday today] [Zig has a birthday today] [Zolomon has a birthday today] [Zag has a birthday today] [Vysmic has a birthday today] [Aiur has a birthday today] [Proxy has a birthday today] [Tule has a birthday today] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Great many thanks to Baziit for allowing me to show this from his log file: The shadowy thief tried to steal the pair of black wool socks from Nella but was spotted and Nella protected her goods. Nella stands up on a stool. Nella jabs the shadowy thief in the left hand. Nella hits the shadowy thief in the left foot with an uppercut. Nella looks around and realises that she is not in her vault. She sets off determinedly in that direction. Nella looks around and realises that she is not in her vault. She sets off determinedly in that direction. Nella hits the shadowy thief in the stomach with an uppercut. Nella looks around and realises that she is not in her vault. She sets off determinedly in that direction. Nella tickles the shadowy thief in the stomach. Nella stands up on a stool. Nella looks around and realises that she is not in her vault. She sets off determinedly in that direction. Nella stands up on a stool. Nella kicks the shadowy thief in the neck. You prepare to attack a shadowy thief. Hp: ---- (----) Gp: --- (---) Xp: 54368 The shadowy thief punches at you but you parry the blow with your bo. Nella hits the shadowy thief in the left hand with an uppercut. You bludgeon the shadowy thief's stomach with your bo. You pursue a shadowy thief. Hp: ---- (----) Gp: --- (---) Xp: 54371 You bludgeon the shadowy thief's right hand with your bo. Nella hits the shadowy thief in the left foot with an uppercut. Hp: ---- (----) Gp: --- (---) Xp: 54374 You bludgeon the shadowy thief's left foot with your bo. Nella looks around and realises that she is not in her vault. She sets off determinedly in that direction. Nella hits the shadowy thief in the right arm with an uppercut. Nella dealt the death blow to the shadowy thief. Nella stands up on a stool. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Langrisser: A) (newbie) Langrisser: WH3R3 1S TEH WOOMBLEES?! i LiKEZ dA w0MBl3S! B) *worries about Langrisser* C) Sleep? Whats that? 'Select' the definition you think is correct. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kaine Steelfire hugs you. You womble around Kaine Steelfire happily. You tell Kaine Steelfire: Just wondering...do I know you? O.o Kaine Steelfire tells you: not yet ;) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence exclaims to you: The steel is about six inches long and about six inches wide. It is made of some unidentifiable material. *boggle* One would think it was made from Hrm... Steel :)! Baziit of Silence tells you: This is a strange looking piece of metal that seems to have been made from a toughened piece of black steel, and is in the shape of a rod about 6 inches long. The only reason you know it is a steel is because it has those immortal words "steel" engraved in its handle. You wonder what it could be used for. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > light fireplace with flints You light the finely crafted fireplace with one of the flint stones. A shower of glowing embers tumble around the hearth. The fire crackles. The fire crackles. The fire crackles. A shower of glowing embers tumble around the hearth. > look fireplace This fireplace is surrounded by an ornately carved mahogany framework and has a beautifully finished brass hearth. A fire blazes happily in the hearth, providing a soft red glow and pleasant warmth. It crackles and spits occasionally, giving the room that homely feel. On the finely crafted fireplace are some fine grey ash and two small logs. Soon a roaring fire is blazing in the grate. > sit in fireplace You sit in the finely crafted fireplace. > sit on armchair You get off the finely crafted fireplace and sit on the deep blue armchair. > score brief Hp: 2002(2002) Gp: 376(376) Xp: 3044158 --No wonder PFG is useless! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tique Toque squeezes her fingers together and says to you: "Your manhood is THIS big." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) CreativeName: geee how many womble brooches are there, I mean I have 19 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) InhumeYou: why is the womble crying it makes me sad :( ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A loud cheer erupts from the crowd around the soap box as the speaker exclaims something while wildly gesticulating ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bronx Incorporated tells you: you seem like to much of a babe magnet to be gay ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Many cockroaches and Jonas are standing here. > count roaches You count forty-six cockroaches with a total of forty-six items. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tique Toque tells you: I _am_ a post office ;) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > peek tique Peek at Tique Toque?! Don't you know you'll go blind peeking at what creators do? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Kyusa: at what bonus of sp.tactics can you start to actually go berserk? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Tshop Spotters Jan 26 04:33) Leyan: dude! (Tshop Spotters Jan 26 04:33) Langrisser: You called? (Tshop Spotters Jan 26 04:34) Langrisser wonders why Leyan went "dude!" --Long pause (Tshop Spotters Jan 26 04:39) Leyan: Well uhm I went like dude! and then I forgot about it and now I can't seem to remember what it was ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [©] Langrisser: Wizards...you knowk, big, flabby things? Look a lot like a balloon? And if you don't know what a balloon looks like, look at me :P [©] Poyat: can you like, twist them together to make poodle shapes? :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence tells you: Ratman dealt the death blow to the elephant. The elephant trumpets in alarm. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are five obvious exits: north, up, south, west and east. A happy believer is standing here. > kill all The happy believer leaves west. You shouldn't beat yourself up so much. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 24/01/2004 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --A bit after Dogbolter did an emoteall congratulating Mollow on passing his exams --He sent out another emoteall saying that spam was meant to be sent to mollow, not --Himself: You tell Dogbolter Minogue: Unfortunaetly, knowing people on the disc (like me), that'll just attract more spam your way :P Dogbolter Minogue tells you: Wannt to see my screen? :P You tell Dogbolter Minogue: I can? Sure =) Receiving text from Dogbolter. ] ] Ptigga exclaims to you: congratulations!!! ] GZus tells Dasquian and you: SORRY :( ] (cre) Gin: So re you still oozing pus Mollow? ] Ciso le Vide spams like hell at you. ] VoleMonger tells you: send spam to who? ;p ] Maelin spams annoyingly at you. ] (cre) Danbala: Oooer. Neato. :) Congratulations again then, now that I know what I'm congratulating ] about. :) ] Chez spams at you. ] [Saim enters Discworld as1-5-3.td.g.bonet.se] ] Langrisser of Silence rolls around on the floor laughing at you. ] Asannon tells you: SPAM SPAM okay SPAM SPAM ] Jehuty Nitusai spams at you. ] WARNING! Player using colours: ] Insanity Alert goes Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam ] spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Spam ] spam spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam ] Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam spam ] spam Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam ] spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam at you. ] Arf spams at you. ] /d/cwc/handlers/boat_handler: ] Boat SS Minnow has arrived at /d/cwc/Brown_Islands/native_village/rooms/pier3 from ] /d/am/terrains/river/river_terrain:20:12:1 ] ] /d/cwc/handlers/boat_handler: ] Boat SS Minnow is now boarding at /d/cwc/Brown_Islands/native_village/rooms/pier3 ] ] Langrisser of Silence tells you: Unfortunaetly, knowing people on the disc (like me), that'll just ] attract more spam your way :P ] Nuggie rolls around on the floor laughing at you. Stopped receiving text from Dogbolter. Dogbolter Minogue tells you: it's fairly constant. :-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --...And a small blue light is zipping about. Sssld asks: Wotcher Light, how is little flurf going? Still ill? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You find on offer: A large selection of howondalandish throwing knives. A large selection of daggers. A large selection of brass bracelets. A large selection of mail hauberks. A large selection of silver rings. A large selection of pairs of black silk trousers. A large selection of pairs of hard leather boots. A large selection of cutlasses. A large selection of two-handed axes. A large selection of foils. A large selection of bronze rings. A large selection of black silk shirts. A large selection of pairs of large leather boots. A large selection of mail shirts. A large selection of Klatchian steel dirks. A large selection of scimitars. A large selection of copper fighting knives. A large selection of pairs of black soft-soled boots. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dishrag tells you: somehow you are immune to mocking. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A spell escapes from the wizard. A spectator vanishes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Tshop Spotters) YaZug: the first time I walked all the way to KLK I wandered into a T-shop and it dropped me off in AM....back where I started ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Bosrok: how do you kill a troll? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [cre!?] Aces: whatever we killed between bug cave and now was sweet [cre!?] Aces: got like 70k :p [cre!?] Aces: in 3 mins [cre!?] Deuces: yeah [cre!?] Tique: um, you taught me [cre!?] Tique beams ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor rolls his eyes. Someone whispers angrily: Keep the bloody noise down! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Short street It's a little cobbly here. Too cobbly. --Further along short street It's a little redundant here. Too redundant. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Somewhere in the Shades [1,2,3,4]. Aces the Antelope, Quiet NishIm of Khalia, Chimara Rehevkor and a terrifying troll are standing here. The terrifying troll moves aggressively towards you! The terrifying troll moves aggressively towards Quiet NishIm of Khalia! The terrifying troll moves aggressively towards Aces the Antelope! Chimara Rehevkor moves aggressively towards the terrifying troll! Aces the Antelope moves aggressively towards the terrifying troll! Hp: 2178 (2178) Gp: 356 (376) Xp: 2088062 Aces the Antelope launches a powerful attack. Aces the Antelope mashes the terrifying troll's left arm with his black shafted mace. Chimara Rehevkor launches a powerful attack. Chimara Rehevkor mashes the terrifying troll's right foot with his sledgehammer. Quiet NishIm of Khalia launches a powerful attack. Quiet NishIm of Khalia mashes the terrifying troll's chest with his two-handed black shafted mace. Aces the Antelope launches a powerful attack. Aces the Antelope mashes the terrifying troll's right hand with his black shafted mace. Aces the Antelope dealt the death blow to the terrifying troll. --Er...Maybe I should have tried to special him as well? :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor dealt the death blow to the mighty oak. The mighty oak loudly exclaims: TIMBER! Quiet NishIm of Khalia stares upwards helplessly as the mighty oak falls towards him before it smashes into his body. The bright red glow around Quiet NishIm of Khalia becomes flickering yellow. Quiet NishIm of Khalia says: LET ME HIT YOU ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Langrisser of Silence exclaims in Morporkian: Let there be light! There is a sudden white flash around Chimara Rehevkor. [©] Chimara: Get it? Sudden white flash. ;) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor explodes into thousands of tiny pieces. Chimara Rehevkor explodes into thousands of tiny pieces. Chimara Rehevkor explodes into thousands of tiny pieces. [©] Chimara: Ouch, big bad boom! [©] Heroica: Awwwww!! Fireworks! Lovely! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --How to identify boredom: Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 752476 You tap the belligerent dwarf warrior in the neck with your small stick. You killed the belligerent dwarf warrior. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Against all the laws of probability, three warriors walk into each other at the same time. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The huge hall [s,w,n,e]. The corpse of a smiling wealthy woman, two corpses of suspicious-looking women, three corpses of suspicious-looking men, the corpse of a smiling wealthy man, six corpses of palace guards, the corpse of a sniffling child, the corpse of a smart wealthy woman, the corpse of a thin brown cat and the corpse of a scribe are on the floor. --Bah...Darn cat. Couldn't it see I was mashing everything to bits!? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The snake brushes some crumbs from his hair. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor asks you: You busy? You tell Chimara Rehevkor: Revising for exams. Chimara Rehevkor sobs on your shoulder. > sorry chimara You apologise to frog that looks an awful lot like Chimara Rehevkor. Frog that looks an awful lot like Chimara Rehevkor tells you: Damn, so you won't be able to group then? :( > groups chimara There is currently one active group, with a total number of three persons: + © is led by the daring the frog that looks an awful lot like Chimara Rehevkor, whose supporters consist of NishIm of Khalia and Taboo De' Immortal. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Tshop Spotters) YaZug: The weave is empty: the godmother wand isn't an artifact. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Letitia Darlin tells you: Halen was in here singing, driving me crazy with spam, so..Halen of Sandelfon sings And nothing is rhyming, oh Sandie...You poke Halen of Sandelfon in the eyes..Halen of Sandelfon leaves north. Hehehe Letitia Darlin asks you: Im mad? You tell Letitia Darlin: Not at all..That's going on my joke site :P Letitia Darlin tells you: Its not that funny though :( You tell Letitia Darlin: It warrants going on my site...And since it's my site, nobody can disagree with me and win ;) Letitia Darlin tells you: Its just...she cant sing and it was giving me a headache. :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Murgatroyd Listey says: Here you are! Top quality items! I'd buy now if I were you, stocks are very low at the moment... The following items are for sale: A: mummy finger necklace for 87p (fifteen left). B: model sheep for 75p (twenty left). C: small sphinx model for 81p (twenty-four left). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor chokes down one of the paper cups. You pat yourself on the wizzie-strength-stomach. Ratman chokes down two paper cups. Chimara Rehevkor puts down a bo from his left hand and right hand. Chimara Rehevkor holds a paper cup in his left hand. Chimara Rehevkor throws a paper cup at Ratman but misses. Ratman drops two paper cups. Ratman tidies up the place, clearing away three paper cups. The shopkeeper says: Prepare for randing! Good ruck in yoor travel, and don't let any glue eat yoor face. You drop two paper cups. Loy ponders at you strength. [©] Chimara: Trying to poison me?! ;) ---------- You tidy up the place, clearing away two paper cups. [©] Ratman: yeah :P Chimara Rehevkor holds a bo in his left hand and right hand. [©] Chimara: Oh, that's okay then. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [StarWiz leaves Discworld] Loy and Chimara Rehevkor wave starwiz. You wave starwiz. Loy sobs quietly. Chimara Rehevkor rolls around on the floor laughing. You grin. Loy rolls around on the floor laughing. Chimara Rehevkor pats Loy on the head. [©] Chimara: Screen reader! [©] Loy: Chimara Rehevkor and Langrisser of Silence wave starwiz. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 359 (376) Xp: 437959 You perforate the druid's neck with one of your elegant stilettoes. You killed the druid. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 362 (376) Xp: 438282 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 365 (376) Xp: 438285 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 368 (376) Xp: 438288 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 371 (376) Xp: 438291 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 374 (376) Xp: 438294 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438297 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438300 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438303 [o.o] Tique: um.. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438306 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438309 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438312 [o.o] Langrisser: yeah...something's bugged... Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438315 > glance A gloomy forest [w,se]. Tique Toque and a druid are standing here. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438318 > look druid Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438321 The Druids of the Disc pride themselves on their forward looking approach to the discovery of the mysteries of the universe. Of course, they believe in the essential unity of all life, the healing power of plants, the natural rhythms of the seasons and the burning of anyone alive who doesn't approach all this in the right frame of mind. He is in very bad shape. He is standing. Holding : a silver sickle (left hand). Wearing : a cloth robe. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438324 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438327 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438330 > pragi You get a human right eye from the grotty old potato sack. You prepare to cast Pragi's Fiery Gaze. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 334 (376) Xp: 438402 You lazily close your hand around the eye. You poke your tongue out at the world. You struggle to hold your hand closed as red sparks shoot out from between your fingers. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 337 (376) Xp: 438405 You let go of the eye. It hovers above your hand. The eye ignites and a small ball of fire forms above your hand. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 340 (376) Xp: 438408 You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire fails to harm Tique Toque. The fire crisps the druid. The fire dies away. You killed the druid. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 343 (376) Xp: 438731 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 346 (376) Xp: 438734 > glance A gloomy forest [w,se]. Tique Toque and a druid are standing here. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 349 (376) Xp: 438737 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 352 (376) Xp: 438740 Tique Toque boggles at the concept. [o.o] Langrisser: Wtf!? Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 355 (376) Xp: 438743 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 358 (376) Xp: 438746 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 361 (376) Xp: 438749 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 364 (376) Xp: 438752 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 367 (376) Xp: 438755 [o.o] Langrisser: Excuse my language, of course... Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 370 (376) Xp: 438758 Tique Toque utters a quick prayer. Tique Toque makes soothing noises. The druid calms down. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 373 (376) Xp: 438761 > liaisons There are no Liaison creators currently logged on. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438764 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438767 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438770 [o.o] Langrisser: No liaisons!? Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438773 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438776 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438779 > qwho creator 2 Creators: Deoletus(C) Dogbolter(D) 0 Players, 2 Total Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438782 > idle deoletus Deoletus has been idle for 4 seconds. > Queued command: group say I'll speak to a cre... Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 376 (376) Xp: 438785 The druid dies. [o.o] Langrisser: I'll speak to a cre... Tique Toque boggles at the concept. > glance A gloomy forest [w,se]. Tique Toque is standing here. The corpse of a druid is on the forest floor. [o.o] Langrisser: ...O.O Or not. Tique Toque buries the corpse of a druid deep within the ground. Tique Toque rolls around on the floor laughing. [o.o] Langrisser: Now *that* goes into my jokes site! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A merchant walks past yelling: "Plums, bananas, all fresh off the back of a cart!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You ask Jar Jar for a list of the stones he can place in the ring's setting. Saving... You find yourself more able to concentrate on this task than you thought. Saving... You feel like the Agatean language is less confusing. Jar Jar Ringks asks you in Agatean: Meesa get lotsa precious stones in from way offa in Fukofuko an' Sum Dim. Right now meesa got deep burgundy garnet, fiery sunstone, fire opal, jasper, spiderweb varicite gem, spiderweb opal, silver cabochon stone, aquamarine crystal, rhodonite stone, gleaming Begaiji, faceted beryl, tangerine garnet, green agate, rusted Maboro, violet Manijaha, bloodstone, red carnelian, veined chalcedony stone, silver Shomasunodore stone, glimmering Kanainononi stone, Kikkei coral, glimmering diamond, emerald, green iolite, Yoni stone, lapis lazuli shard, blackened malachite, moonstone, shiny obsidian, onyx stone, Gaipikon pearl, peridot, clear quartz crystal, rose quartz crystal, ruby, sapphire, tiger-eye, bronzed topaz, transparent tourmaline, turquoise stone, shard of ivory, piece of ebony, chunk of mother Nosa pearl, freshwater pearl, saltwater Geimuri, blue lace agate, orange carnelian, jet stone, amethyst, diamond, chrysoberyl, blue topaz, smokey Kyappuji, hematite, vesuvianite, chromite and larimar in stock. Which rock yousa be gettin'? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > enter arch An old house [e]. Ryattenoki is standing here. > e A small square in the middle of Elysien Lane [n,s,e,w]. A blue paper lantern is hanging from the building to the north. Ryattenoki points at you. --....*cough* Henry!? *cough* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You killed the excited shopper. These rats must be breeding, they're getting so common. The flea-ridden rat rips apart the corpse of an excited shopper pulling off a human scalp. The flea-ridden rat rips apart the corpse of an excited shopper pulling off a human left big toe. The flea-ridden rat leaves north. --Big, fat, rat-that-eats-your-corpse-then-runs! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ryattenoki is standing here. > ignore ryattenoki You cannot ignore an npc. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Letitia Darlin sobs lap on your shoulder. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Letitia Darlin tells you: Im going to turn 70 aswell as 21 today. :S --Letitia's finger info: 69 days, 22 hours, 27 minutes and 10 seconds old. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Tshop Spotters) Jawa of Silence also forgets to emote again Letitia Darlin tells Jawa of Silence and you: grin jawa Letitia Darlin tells Jawa of Silence and you: damn.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the southwest, Sokkard yells: Woo hoo! 0 has no underwear on! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A terrible screeching emanates from Shatter's Vocal Chords. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A terrible screeching emanates from Jawa of Silence's Doomsday Device. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jawa of Silence accuses you of being too nice. Jawa of Silence turns you into an oldbie, you look completely and utterly bitter. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Note I didn't do the following...I found the room like that. The centre of the market [n,s,e,w]. Thirteen decayed remains of humans, eleven somewhat decayed remains of corpses, the corpse of a handsome farmer, the corpse of a happy peasant, the corpse of a hairy strongarm, the corpse of a Zoon sailor, the corpse of an expensive trader and the corpse of a foul-smelling tramp are on the ground. > look corpses Your dragonhead ring breathes little streams of fire. This is the dead body of a foul-smelling tramp. Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. Its purse is tinkling with coins. This is the dead body of an expensive trader. Holding : a small knife (left hand) and a lightable torch (right hand). Wearing : a cloth robe and a silver ring. This is the dead body of a Zoon sailor. Holding : a dagger (left hand). Wearing : a cloth robe and a gold ring. This is the dead body of a hairy strongarm. Holding : a bastard sword (left hand). Wearing : a pair of fawn cotton trousers and a splintmail. This is the dead body of a happy peasant. Holding : a ploughshare (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a handsome farmer. Holding : a soil-encrusted pitchfork (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a drunken barge sailor. Holding : a cutlass (left hand). Wearing : a cloth robe and a silver ring. This is the dead body of a happy peasant. Holding : a ploughshare (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a young peasant. Holding : a ploughshare (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a thin peasant. Holding : a ploughshare (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of an old peasant. Holding : a ploughshare (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a short farmer. Holding : a soil-encrusted pitchfork (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a grizzled strongarm. Holding : a bastard sword (left hand). Wearing : a pair of fawn cotton trousers and a splintmail. This is the dead body of a short farmer. Holding : a soil-encrusted pitchfork (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a handsome farmer. Holding : a soil-encrusted pitchfork (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of an old peasant. Holding : a ploughshare (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a fat farmer. Holding : a soil-encrusted pitchfork (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a human. Holding : a ploughshare (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a human. Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a human. Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a human. Holding : a soil-encrusted pitchfork (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a human. Holding : a soil-encrusted pitchfork (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a human. Holding : a ploughshare (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a human. Holding : a ploughshare (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a human. Holding : a soil-encrusted pitchfork (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a human. Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a human. Holding : a soil-encrusted pitchfork (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a human. Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a human. Holding : a soil-encrusted pitchfork (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. This is the dead body of a human. Holding : a soil-encrusted pitchfork (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches and a white cotton shirt. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 02/01/2004 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lune Casaubon decides AM will be his stop. He waits for the shop to land completely elsewhere just to spite him. You grin at Lune Casaubon. Langrisser of Silence can portal you to AM, once we land, if you like? Lune Casaubon says: Ah, that's alright. I'm patient and can wait. But thank you for the offer. =) You suddenly notice a door where there wasn't one before. This must mean that the shop has arrived at another place. Lune Casaubon opens the shop door. You welcome Lune Casaubon warmly. (Tshop Spotters) Lune Casaubon: Slice. Lune Casaubon stares intently into space for a bit. You say: You were right :P Lune Casaubon exclaims to the shopkeeper: See? I knew it! Lune Casaubon gets a periwinkle present from a pocket in Thin Air. Lune Casaubon unwraps the periwinkle present. Lune Casaubon puts the piece of periwinkle wrapping paper in a pocket in Thin Air. Lune begins to whisper something to his magic eight-ball. Lune speaketh unto his magic eight-ball, asking for the mystical truth to the question: Will the T-shop land in AM next? And thus doth the eight-ball speak, giving forth great words of wisdom from forth its shiny read-out: Certainly! Lune Casaubon ponders. Lune Casaubon says: I don't know if I trust this thing, though... You grin. Lune begins to whisper something to his magic eight-ball. Lune speaketh unto his magic eight-ball, asking for the mystical truth to the question: Are you lying? And thus doth the eight-ball speak, giving forth great words of wisdom from forth its shiny read-out: Yes. Lune Casaubon says: ... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --While working on an article for the newspapers: Baldarov tells you: You appraise the proud black duck and mmmm, very sexy. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baldarov tells you: The wolf head is a couple of inches long and a couple of inches wide. It is made of wolf. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) borohmere: how do i eat a mcsweeny if it's in the box ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > follow me You chase yourself around in circles happily ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > pursue me You pursue yourself around in a nice circle. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wee Fole von Bruxa says in Agatean: Chichichichichino You ask: Err..."Wee Fole von Bruxa says in Agatean: Chichichichichino"? Wee Fole von Bruxa says: ooooooooo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gaignan tells you: I have a bo, jo, and tachibo. O.o You tell Gaignan: ..O.o Why? :S Gaignan tells you: ... I was jealous of NPCs coz they had 'em.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A pair of chattering teeth skitter across the floor in a desperate bid for freedom. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You skewer the watchman's neck with one of your elegant stilettoes but her skin absorbs some of the blow. The watchman exclaims: You be sorry when you in jail! You killed the watchman. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Taboo De' Immortal puts Brown Island in a pocket in the utility belt. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oniondog tells you: engrave Impersonating Officer Oniondog on AMCW badge Mr Cranwell grumbles. Mr Cranwell says: I'm sorry, I cannot engrave an AMCW badge. Cannot engrave messages on the AMCW badge. You fail to get an AMCW badge engraved. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A crowd of farmers are gathered around a farmer who seems to be quite the expert on Ankh-Morpork. You can hear him tell the others about how splendid the Mended Drum is for food and drink, and you reach the conclusion that he knows diddly-squat. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --This isn't strictly from Disc, but it's to do with people on disc. --I'd just found out someone on disc is a friend I had irl years ago: Rawr!: I get scared when people think they know me. Langrisser: I think he does know me.. Rawr!: He's a thief, right? Langrisser: Yeah. Rawr!: I saw in on Filigree today. O.o Langrisser: Yeah, I know him O_O Rawr!: Run! O_O Langrisser: He's a friend o_O Rawr!: RUN FASTER! O_O ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nocturna Tenebrae moves aggressively towards the portly wizard! The portly wizard runs for his life. The portly wizard leaves north. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [1/1000000] Copler: Er. Sharp + Trolls = Blunt weapons ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You feel a sudden craving for cheese-covered waffles. Maybe you're pregnant? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Exodius: im a spirit and ive found my corpse what do i do > scryball exodius You get a crystal ball from a pocket in the large backpack. The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where the ghost of Exodius is: This is the main reception area for the Guild. It is here that new members come to enroll in the guild, and where students and housemasters alike come to dispense with all the administrative trivia involved with a large institute of higher learning. There is a large desk in the southeast corner with a few pot plants around it, and the decor is subdued but very tasteful. There are two obvious exits: north and west. A secretary is standing behind the desk and the ghost of Exodius is standing here. A copy of the Assassins' Guild Charter is prominently displayed on the west wall and the corpse of Exodius is on the floor. You scry the ghost of Exodius with your crystal ball. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shimaru tells you: I'm doing my good deed. I'm grouping with a Pishite. O_o ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Bzzzzz" A fly flies in the room. "Bzzzz!?!" "Gulp!" and the fly suddenly is no more. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You sit down. Wun Dynamic Preceptor trips you. You stab the old student deeply in the right leg with one of your elegant stilettoes. You stand up. --Note that Wun was using soul commands for some reason :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shimaru tells you: Make the T-shop hurry. :| You remote to Shimaru: Langrisser of Silence bribes the T-shop shopkeeper to never show up where Shimaru is. Shimaru stares at you. Shimaru tells you: I need him to get off this native infested island! >< ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Merrill enters Discworld] You hug Merrill. Merrill stares at you. Merrill kicks you. Merrill screams loudly at you. [Merrill leaves Discworld] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You killed the mighty oak. The mighty oak loudly exclaims: TIMBER! The mighty oak falls to the ground with a crash, scattering acorns everywhere. A mighty oak wanders in. --Keep 'em coming! :D ---------- --Surprisingly, I got in a fluke spear on the second one...The result was as follows: You bury two corpses of mighty oaks deep within the earth. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Ergar: Creators, forgive my horrible misuse of this channel but MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! (newbie) Nayeli: okay, just this once. next time, it's a lump of coal for you. :D ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Deep in the Shades, it becomes obvious that Sweetheart Lane is perhaps slightly misnamed. A dim red light glows to the south in Romeo Street, signifying some kind of life, whilst only the fog is visible to the east and west. It is a very warm secundus summer's morning with almost no wind and a few high level cirrus clouds. There are three obvious exits: west, east and south. A sprig of mistletoe and a wombling DUCK are on the ground. > look duck A wombling DUCK which smells like a FRUITCAKE. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You could have sworn that Zalmor's glowing millenium bug just crashed a server! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Darnuk: would you help me because i have no idea at all of how to play the game, im about half way through the help (newbie) Koryn: You can move around by typing the names of the exits when you "look" at the room e.g. "commerce", "hints", "up", "east", "right". There are lots of other useful commands in "help essentials". (newbie) Sugendran: Part of playing the game is the challenge of working things out. (newbie) Darnuk: im on game now ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jawa of Silence tells you: Hrm I have my Armour shop blorp identified as "shop" so when I portal I type 'portal shop', the product was You prepare to cast Jogloran's Portal of Cheaper Travel on the nice looking shop. Jawa of Silence tells you: Whoops! You do not seem to have the nice looking shop any more. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The short wizard says: Of course dwarfs can be wizards. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --The following is a very old post. I've moved it here so things make sense. This is the dead body of a short wizard. Holding : a two-handed axe (left hand). Wearing : a brown velvet and vermine robe and a pointy wizard's hat. Carrying: a medium sized ketchup bottle. > eyes You get a dwarf right eye and a dwarf left eye from the corpse of a short wizard. --A dwarf wizard!? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Merrill tells Sunshine of Silence and you: I tm'ed perception off a wild boar a while ago. O.o ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Merrill does wavy hand movements and says to you: "You will make Sunshine log on." You tell Merrill: If I could, I would >< Merrill does wavy hand movements and says to you: "You will give me her fighting bonuses." You tell Merrill: ....how? O.o Merrill tells you: ...... Merrill does wavy hand movements and says to you: "You will find a way." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The secretary says to you: Greetings, Citizen of Silence, please feel at home here. --Odd...I thought I was a Citizen of Ankh-Morpork ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Merrill asks you: You can't learn filch can you? You tell Merrill: no >< You tell Merrill: Get some magic and I can teach you forget ? :D:D Merrill rolls around on the floor laughing at you. Merrill asks you: Are you serious? You tell Merrill: Yep =) Merrill tells you: 'forget covert' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > glance langrisser That's you, that is. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) spinach: where can i find a priest? (newbie) Asinus: who priest (newbie) spinach: any priest (newbie) Stormgren: no...type 'who priests' :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rack And Ruin stumbles in, breaks something, hopes no-one noticed - then beams brightly. Rack And Ruin pulls a flashing Death doll from the the Hogfather's sack and hands it to you. Rack And Ruin retrieves the broken bits, hides them in a pocket and staggers off, bumping into things and muttering "Oops! Sorry!". ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You remote to Tricky Merrill: Langrisser of Silence locks all his pockets and eats the keys. Merrill tells you: I could break into your house.. and die from a gas trap. Merrill tells you: I typed "gas tramp" at first. -.- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [©] Loy: I read your screen because I noticed you read my mind first ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The wrinkled rujona loudly exclaims in Agatean: Get oot of here! --A scottish rujona? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It is night and there is no moon. Black sand and water One flowing around the next Walls rise to the east It is a slightly chilly secundus summer's night with almost no wind and scattered puffy clouds. There are three obvious exits: north, south and southwest. --Nice descriptive poem..A haiku! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy closes his eyes. Chimara Rehevkor bludgeons the silent nitsuni's right arm with one of his bo. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 348 (373) Xp: 385431 Loy utters a prayer. Chimara Rehevkor bludgeons the silent nitsuni's left hand with one of his bo. Chimara Rehevkor bludgeons the silent nitsuni's right leg with one of his bo. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 351 (373) Xp: 385434 You messily stab the silent nitsuni in the back with one of your elegant stilettoes. Loy calls upon Gufnork. The silent nitsuni begins to glow with holy light. Chimara Rehevkor bludgeons the silent nitsuni's right arm with one of his bo. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 354 (373) Xp: 385437 Chimara Rehevkor dealt the death blow to the silent nitsuni. The silent nitsuni stops glowing. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor exclaims to you: Several incomprehensible shouts race through the street from up ahead; then, silence. You notice an elegant nitsuni nearby. The elegant nitsuni catches you by surprise! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy tells you: 'groups loy' ;) There is currently one active group, with a total number of three persons: + ¼-¤-¼ is led by the fearless Loy and features such renowned names as the net dead statue of whiteheart and the net dead statue of Goryn. You tell Loy: O.O You worry about Loy. Loy tells you: I should netdie for the hell of it too You grin at Loy. You tell Loy: That'd be hilarious :P Loy tells you: i'll netdie and you throw it on your page You nod at Loy. Loy tells you: brb There is currently one active group, with a total number of three persons: + ¼-¤-¼ is led by the heroic Loy, whose supporters consist of the net dead statue of whiteheart and the net dead statue of Goryn. You nod at Loy. There are no groups with loy in them. Loy tells you: back You tell Loy: For some reason, it hides the group if the group members are all netdead... You tell Loy: Oh..you're not in a group : Loy tells you: true Loy tells you: ohh... because we all netdied You tell Loy: Damn :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > throw shearer to aila,sunshine Hiyyyyaaa. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --brief account of tell history Sunshine of Silence tells Loy and you: Let's plot against Aila Loy tells Sunshine of Silence and you: I know Loy exclaims to Sunshine of Silence and you: Aila is a poo! You remote to Elusive Sunshine of Silence and Loy: Langrisser of Silence rolls around laughing Sunshine of Silence tells Loy and you: my answer is the one with all the is You remote to Elusive Sunshine of Silence and Loy: Langrisser of Silence nodnods Sunshine of Silence tells you: write "Aila and his Dad" Sunshine of Silence tells you: Knew it! :X --begin the joke! You select the definition indeciferation of incinerators of icicle pie fluff on the ---ing words game. Results: Aila's definition 'Aila's current bodily shape' not chosen by anyone. Real Definiton ->Sunshine's definition 'indeciferation of incinerators of icicle pie fluff' chosen by: Langrisser and Loy. Langrisser's definition 'aila and his dad' chosen by: Aila. Loy's definition 'when the kitchen runs outta food' not chosen by anyone. This round: Langrisser: 3, Loy: 2. Total: Aila: 14, Sunshine: 8, Langrisser: 13, Loy: 9. Loy selects a definition for lanky on the ---ing words game. Sunshine of Silence tells you: Knew it! :X Old Aila cries loudly. Elusive Sunshine of Silence points at Old Aila. Loy exclaims to Sunshine of Silence and you: now lets all plot against langrisser! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --For you, Tique =) You set the word as Tique and the definition as 'the constant Tique Toque of a Cloque' on the ---ing words game, use 'accept' to continue. > accept word on game The current start player is Langrisser and the current word is Tique 'define' your definition now. You can see the definition in front of you as 'the constant Tique Toque of a Cloque'. You accept the word Tique on the ---ing words game. You beam brightly. Old Aila defines Tique. Elusive Sunshine of Silence defines Tique. Old Aila asks: Ye all think Oi'm the sexual reproduction of animals? Tique: A) she always sits on my lap :/ B) A runtime error occured. C) someone who should come and join us! >_< D) the constant Tique Toque of a Cloque 'Select' the definition you think is correct. Loy defines Tique. Elusive Sunshine of Silence nods at Old Aila. You nodnod at Old Aila. Old Aila exclaims: Wot be it that ye think Oi do to poor Griffith! The black cat meows happily. Elusive Sunshine of Silence says: The product of it! :D Your dragonhead ring snorts little puffs of smoke into the air. Old Aila selects a definition for Tique on the ---ing words game. Elusive Sunshine of Silence selects a definition for Tique on the ---ing words game. Elusive Sunshine of Silence rolls around on the floor laughing. Results: Aila's definition 'someone who should come and join us! >_<' chosen by: Sunshine and Loy. Sunshine's definition 'A runtime error occured.' chosen by: Aila. Real Definiton ->Langrisser's definition 'the constant Tique Toque of a Cloque' not chosen by anyone. Loy's definition 'she always sits on my lap :/' not chosen by anyone. This round: Langrisser: 3, Aila: 2, Sunshine: 1. Total: Aila: 6, Sunshine: 3, Langrisser: 4, Loy: 2. Loy selects a definition for Tique on the ---ing words game. Loy peers. You beam brightly. Old Aila cries loudly. Elusive Sunshine of Silence bings happily. Old Aila rolls around on the floor laughing. Loy says: she dont really ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Results: Aila's definition 'a very evil number' not chosen by anyone. Sunshine's definition '.325' not chosen by anyone. Real Definiton ->Langrisser's definition 'not e' chosen by: Loy. Loy's definition 'yes please' chosen by: Aila and Sunshine. This round: Loy: 4. Total: Aila: 2, Sunshine: 1, Langrisser: 1, Loy: 4. Loy selects a definition for pi on the ---ing words game. Loy grins. You pat Loy on the head. Old Aila shrieks. Loy chuckles. The black cat purrs contentedly. Old Aila blames the black cat. The black cat struts proudly around the room. You pat Loy on the head. Old Aila shrieks. Loy chuckles. The black cat purrs contentedly. Old Aila blames the black cat. The black cat struts proudly around the room. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You killed the rogue bull elephant. The earth trembles as the mighty rogue bull elephant staggers, and falls to the ground. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > get gold medallion from backpackp Cannot find "backpackp", no match. Cannot find "gold medallion from backpackp", no match. > ^ckp^p Cannot find "bapap", no match. Cannot find "gold medallion from bapap", no match. > ^pap^pack Cannot find "bapack", no match. Cannot find "gold medallion from bapack", no match. > ^bap^back Cannot find "backack", no match. Cannot find "gold medallion from backack", no match. > ^kack^kpack You get a gold medallion from a pocket in the large backpack. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jawa of Silence dances around in dizzying patterns. Jawa of Silence sounds as if he is choking on something. Jawa of Silence squeezes a human heart, blood running down his arm. Jawa of Silence points at a well-travelled sailor. Jawa of Silence screams: Avaunt, foul spirit! A mass of shadow suddenly comes alive, forming into humanoid shape. With a terrible laugh it hurls itself towards Jawa of Silence. > health all Zaralina is in good shape. You are in good shape. Jawa of Silence is not in good shape. The well-travelled sailor is in good shape. Jawa of Silence chuckles. Jawa of Silence studies Jawa of Silence. You cheer enthusiastically at Jawa of Silence. Jawa of Silence flexes his 1k DKDD. You ack at Jawa of Silence. You cower in a corner from Jawa of Silence. -- From Jawa's finger info, seconds after this: -- 2 days, 4 hours, 11 minutes and 31 seconds old. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jawa tells you: You count about 9 bucketfuls of fine grey ash with a total of seven items. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy meditates on something for a while. Loy prays to Gufnork for something. You meditate on the holiness of Gufnork before Loy and you vanish. Delicate white fluffy material is spread liberally around this room, so much so that it feels somewhat akin to being inside a giant mound of fluff. In fact, there are a few wispy trails of fluff draped around the place, none more so than on what is presumably a small statue of Gufnork. A large ball of fluff hovers above the statue, occasionally dropping a few stray lumps of fluff. There are no obvious exits. A handsome sheep shearer lands with a thump on the floor beside you. The handsome sheep shearer says: G'day, Loy. Jawa sent me to cheer you up. Fluff envelopes Loy completely, before Loy gently fades from view. Placed in a position of reverence, the high altar of Gufnork is the centre of all attention. It rises before the pews, resplendent on a fluffy rug of dark blue. Small boxes have been placed to either side, while before it stands a thin wooden table that holds the ceremonial items of the cathedral. A lectern stands on a pulpit to one side of the altar so that whoever stands behind it has full view of the congregation. There are three obvious exits: south, east and west. Loy is standing here. Loy sobs quietly. Your shield changes from a bright red to a dull red. You roll on the floor laughing. You tell Loy and Jawa: That landed in Gufnork's chamber where you go while divine handing :S Jawa tells Loy and you: Hehehe [>:)] Loy: ahh well, i'm sure gufnork doesn't mind sheep ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The black leather belt breaks! You manage to sew up some of the holes in the black leather belt but a few pop back open due to poor stitching. The thread and sinew costs you 4s. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Narcsey telepathetically tells you: When i am taxiing i might keep my title to OFF DUTY. I get more requests that way ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jawa removes a pair of leather gloves so he can wear a looped nose ring. Jawa wears a pair of leather gloves. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > read youth Written in big block letters in Agatean: some text that you think means: Ph34r my 1337 n|nj4 s| group shields Arcane protection for Chimara:- * He is protected by the power of Gufnork. Arcane protection for Ratman:- * He is protected by the power of Gufnork. Arcane protection for Loy:- * He is protected by the power of Gufnork. Arcane protection for Lamech:- * He is protected by the power of Gufnork. Arcane protection for Taboo:- * He is protected by the power of Gufnork. Arcane protection for Langrisser:- * He is protected by the power of Gufnork. * He is surrounded by a magical impact shield. * A Tsortean metal shield is floating around him: The Tsortean metal shield: It is in very good condition. It softly pulses in dull octarine shades. --Fear the priest's guildpoints! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The land is lit up by the eerie light of the waxing gibbous moon. Onetwolong Avenue is quite a pleasant path to walk. The enormous monstrosity of the Great Wall, the loud clomping and swearing of guards far above and the dominating intimidation of the estate can almost be forgotten if you keep your gaze focussed on the path. There are some nice pebbles on the ground. A little bit shiny, a little bit rough, they form a pretty pattern as they cover the avenue. Speaking of distractions, the estate wall looks really nice as well, and there's a really nice estate behind...nevermind. Find your own distractions. It is a very chilly secundus spring's night with almost no wind and many puffy clouds. There are two obvious exits: northwest and southeast. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [©] Langrisser: Taboo, I could unvault my dragon and cat if you want? :P [©] Chimara: You keep your pets VAULTED?! [©] Lamech: ROFL [©] Langrisser: Too lazy to carry 'em around :P [©] Loy: its prolly a pile of goo now, long gone rotted [©] Langrisser: I've only got 13 str now [©] Lamech: oh that's good [©] Langrisser: Nah..They're alive and well [©] Langrisser: I check on 'em every few months [©] Chimara: Someone got a quote site? :p [©] Taboo: go pk first. I figure I could kill all three and get punished the same [©] Lamech: lol more [©] Langrisser: Me [©] Langrisser: What needs logging, chim? [©] Chimara: Go on Lang, shove that on. :P [©] Chimara: This. :P [©] Chimara: It has me in stitches [©] Chimara: This has me in stitches... [©] Langrisser: k, it's in [©] Lamech: oo I'm still chuckling [©] Lamech: vaulting pets [©] Lamech: kam [©] Lamech: kama [©] Chimara: And i kicked Lamech for kicking his dog. :\ [©] Chimara: The discworld, has everything, you can even vault your own pets! Come join up the discworld game today. Recommended retail price, £0. [©] You emote: Langrisser grins [©] Loy: you can even read a earring thats on your ear... [©] Langrisser: You do know that by "vaulting"the pets I mean keep the licence in the vault? [©] Chimara: Pets are stored magically in them licences you know. [©] Langrisser: ohh...Ah well, that's their fault :S [©] Langrisser: Or the creators fault... [©] Langrisser: not mine :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are three obvious exits: west, east and enter door. The net dead statue of Old Canuk D'Phoenix is leaning idly against a wall, Miss Plyss Pluis is standing here and Will is sitting here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Something. It's dark here, isn't it? There are three obvious exits: north, south and east. Some objects you can't make out are here. You close the east door. You notice a someone nearby. Someone catches you by surprise! Someone catches you by surprise. Someone thrusts at you with something but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Someone catches you by surprise. Someone thrusts at you with something but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Someone catches you by surprise. Someone thrusts at you with something but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Someone catches you by surprise. Someone thrusts at you with something but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. > west The land is lit up by the eerie light of the waxing three quarter moon. Something. It's dark here, isn't it? It is a freezing cold secundus spring's night with a steady breeze and scattered puffy clouds. There are three obvious exits: west, east and south. You notice a someone nearby. Someone catches you by surprise! You recover from the surprise. Someone thrusts at you with something but, although unable to defend, you somehow avoid the attack. Someone catches you by surprise. Someone thrusts at you with something but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Someone catches you by surprise. Someone thrusts at you with something but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. --Lets all rejoice for backstab the tsortean metal shield day! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --In the assassin's guild in AM. Overheard conversation seems to be centred on how cute men look in tight black silk. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is a comfortable livingroom. The floor is finished pine board, the ceiling is covered with pale blue paint and the other surfaces are covered with dark red paint. Hanging on the north wall is a painting of a misty mountain range below which is a bamboo chest. Against the east wall is a ---ing words game facing which is a grandfather clock. At the grandfather clock is a cuckoo clock. In the centre of the livingroom is a fluffy coffee table around which are a blue lacquered bar, a velvet and vermine sofa, a deep blue sofa and a deep blue armchair. Behind you the kitchen door leads to a kitchen, behind you and to your right the bedroom door leads to a bedroom and the front door leads out. Reality is somehow distorted here. There are three obvious exits: out, backward-right and backward. Brother Holyone is lying on the fluffy coffee table, Loy is lying on the deep blue sofa and Mr Mancini d'Facto is lying on the deep blue armchair. --Intesting..What happened to reality!? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A gang of creators charges past, carrying a drunken Director high above their heads. It appears to be a stag party of some description. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You run the outgoing merchant through the neck with one of your elegant stilettoes. The outgoing merchant asks: Why me? You killed the outgoing merchant. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You exclaim loudly: Let there be light! A bolt of lightning arrives from above, washes through your body and leaps off towards the watchman. The watchman exclaims: In the name of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch I'm placing you, Langrisser of Silence, under arrest for attacking an officer of the Watch. Give up at once! The watchman pursues you. The bolt burns a hole straight through the watchman. You can see right through! You killed the watchman. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Cookiemagik: how can I get a pet??? (newbie) Skye: I hear the seamstresses are fairly negotiable with their prices. (newbie) Skye: Otherwise, you may want to try a pet store! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You pierce the nervous Tsortean recruit's neck with one of your elegant stilettoes. The nervous Tsortean recruit exclaims in Djelian: bibh gonna die for this! You killed the nervous Tsortean recruit. --Was that "You're" or "I'm"? ;) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor tells Loy and you: I knew that would grab Thoin's attention. ;) You ask Loy and Chimara Rehevkor: What'd you do? Chimara Rehevkor tells Loy and you: 'You tell Thoin D'Cynic: Does the master priest of gufnork, Thoin, happen to be in CWC? (has 1.8mill for ot.pe)' Then several times, did the foul beast eye me over! Before screaming ' Thoin D'Cynic asks you: Gufnork?????????????' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bronx Incorporated asks you: i normaly shout damn somebody but loys not about so wouldja like me scream damn you langrisser instead? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The back of the Tea Clipper [n,e]. Lamech, Taboo De' Immortal, Ratman, Loy, Chimara Rehevkor and a large brown dog are standing here. Five corpses of strong sailors, three corpses of muscled sailors, four corpses of hard thugs, five corpses of angry sailors, five corpses of aggressive criminals, six corpses of dangerous thugs, seven corpses of loud criminals, three corpses of seedy criminalsAn, six corpses of hard criminals, five corpses of aggressive thugs, five corpses of hard smugglers, five corpses of muscled smugglers, six corpses of loud smugglers, five corpses of large sailors, seven corpses of hard sailors, four corpses of aggressive sailors, twelve corpses of nasty smugglers, five corpses of seedy smugglers, four corpses of big smugglers, eight corpses of seedy sailors, ten corpses of nasty thugs, five corpses of angry smugglers, eight corpses of strong criminals, three corpses of aggressive smugglers, seven corpses of large smugglers, six corpses of muscled criminals, the corpse of a psychotic sailor, six corpses of dangerous sailors, six corpses of nasty sailors, six corpses of strong thugs, five corpses of big sailors, three corpses of big criminals, six corpses of drunk sailors, six corpses of big thugs, three corpses of large criminals, five corpses of psychotic thugs, three corpses of drunk criminals, five corpses of angry thugs, ten corpses of dangerous criminals, five corpses of nasty criminals, three corpses of drunk smugglers, seven corpses of strong smugglers, three corpses of psychotic criminals, two corpses of angry criminals, three corpses of large thugs, seven corpses of psychotic smugglers, six corpses of loud sailors, three corpses of seedy thugs, three corpses of dangerous smugglers, three corpses of drunk thugs, two corpses of loud thugs and the corpse of a muscled thug are on the floor. --262 corpses...Wow :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A white chime sounds, "BAHHHHHHHH-WAHHHHHHHHH". A couple of people stare cautiously at the white chime. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Tchayn: how do i get nicer? (newbie) Tchayn: how do i get meaner then? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jet tells you: My alias to backstab is 'hi'. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Constable Dorfl is a golem, an artificial creature made of clay. Some efforts have been made to make him look as human as possible for a seven-foot clay man with triangular eyes that emit a red glow. However, as golems are very durable, his shell looks more like a patchwork of different kinds of clay where he had to be repaired, most of the time by himself. It is in good shape. It is standing. Light spills out of a rather large crack which runs across his chest and several smaller ones across his whole body. Wearing : an AMCW badge. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy mashes Constable Dorfl's left arm with his Monster Masher. Loy dealt the death blow to Constable Dorfl Constable Dorfl looks surprised. A shivering runs through Constable Dorfl as he falls to his knees. The triangles in his face flare bright red for a second and then the light in them fades. Very slowly, the giant clay man collapses, and where he touches the ground his shell shatters into thousands of pieces. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A heap of clay rubble is on the ground. > look rubble This is a large heap of shattered clay. It looks like four cracked clay shards are buried in it. Whatever this was before, it is destroyed thouroughly and beyond any means of repair. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Constable Shoe is standing here and a small blue light is zipping about. > look shoe Constable Reg Shoe is the City Watch's only Zombie. His skin is a pallid grey and his eyes a dead, milky white. Underneath his watch issue breastplate and chainmail his clothes look like they've been washed with razor blades and smell like someone not only died in them but is still in residence. Since he is a zombie this is, of course, the case. When not on duty Reg still devotes much of his time to campaigning for rights for the (Un)Dead and to running the Fresh Start Club. His ever enthusiastic playing of pro-dead protest songs on his guitar suggests that life, for Reg, started when he died. Even if he does have to crawl around picking his fingers up off the floor after each performance. He is in good shape. He is standing. Holding : a long sword (left hand). Wearing : a pair of hard leather boots, a pair of breeches, a mail shirt, an iron breastplate, a metal helm and an AMCW badge. Constable Shoe exclaims: In the name of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch I'm placing you, Langrisser of Silence, under arrest for three instances of attacking an officer of the Watch and six instances of murder. Give up at once! Constable Shoe moves aggressively towards you! --Insert combat spam here Constable Shoe says: You might as well give up, you know. I'm already dead. --Insert more combat spam here You killed Constable Shoe. Constable Shoe says: Oh hell, not again. Constable Shoe sighs heavily. Reg collapses in a sad looking heap of bits on the floor. > glance A corridor [e,n,w]. A pile of body parts is on the floor. > l parts This sad little pile of bits is all that's left of Reg Shoe. Being a zombie he tends to, literally, go to pieces in a fight and this is the end result. The smell is really quite appalling and flies buzz around eagerly, attracted by the stench. The pile of body parts contains: a long sword, a mail shirt, an iron breastplate, a metal helm, a pair of hard leather boots, a pair of breeches and an AMCW badge. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It looks like air... wait a minute, down there. Constable Buggy Swires is a gnome, and like most members of his species he has at least the strength of a full-grown man and the aggressiveness of a drunken dwarf, compressed into a few inches of height. And due to nowadays being a member of the Watch, he needs a vent to let out his aggressions, so criminals tend to run when they notice him nearby. He is in good shape. He is standing. Holding : a copper fighting knife (left hand). Wearing : a pair of breeches, a tiny chainmail shirt, a metal helm and an AMCW badge. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > west Just as you attempt to walk through the door a female officer runs up to you and exclaims: "Hey! Can't you read? Only for women!" > west You quickly walk through the door while no watchman is looking into your direction. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy and a grimy thief are standing here. A street lamp is here. Loy launches a powerful attack. Loy mashes the grimy thief's right arm with his Monster Masher. The grimy thief punches at Loy but, although unable to defend, he somehow avoids the attack. Loy mashes the grimy thief's right leg with his Monster Masher. The grimy thief whimpers. Loy dealt the death blow to the grimy thief. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Itxi: does klatchian coffee kill you? its said to go through an untarianed stomach like a hot ball through butter ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > look corpse This is the dead body of a ceremonial guard. It appears to be missing its right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye, left eye, right eye and left eye. Holding : a khopesh (left hand). Wearing : a coat of scale armour and a ceremonial lion head. Carrying: many human left eyes. [>:)] Loy: Korhil tells you: they have very good ot.pe.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An excited priest is standing here and a small blue light is zipping about. A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here. You say: Pishe Queued command: kill priest Septa DeBlano heads in at a run. Diego Montoya heads in at a run. Rixacardo heads in at a run. Freda Glottik heads in at a run. The excited priest exclaims: Praise be to Fish! > stop Removed queue. You are not fighting anyone. Okay Septa DeBlano moves to protect the excited priest. Diego Montoya moves to protect the excited priest. Freda Glottik moves to protect the excited priest. Septa DeBlano stops protecting the excited priest. Rixacardo moves to protect the excited priest. Diego Montoya stops protecting the excited priest. Freda Glottik stops protecting the excited priest. Rixacardo stops protecting the excited priest. Septa DeBlano heads out at a run. Diego Montoya and Rixacardo head out at a run. Freda Glottik heads out at a run. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You read Langrisser's birthday card: Some carefully constructed characters that might mean: The card is addressed to Langrisser. Maybe you should open it? Then again, if you're not Langrisser, maybe you shouldn't. > open card *** POP *** An Origami Demon explodes from your card as you open it! > read card You read Langrisser's birthday card: Written in various hands in Morporkian: Some carefully constructed characters that might mean: Have a wonderful birthday, Langrisser!!! LOVE AND KISSES FROM... Aikanaro, Akane, Alala, Allana, Alyara, Amber, Antiriad, Aquilo, Archana, Ariadne, Arienne, Artriedes, Arzac, Asai, Baldrick, Bankshot, Bannor, Belle, Belzathras, Bil, Bill, Bongle, Brandobas, Calroth, Candlewhiff, Carmine, Ceres, Chugabolt, Ciel, Clurucan, Codesmith, Cylob, Damballah, Danbala, Dasquian, Deek, Dek, Deoletus, Devon, Dogbolter, Donky, Dragonkin, Drakkos, Draktest, Dreldragon, Drgoon, Dtest, Eight, Elera, Elora, Ember, Emphyrio, Enkil, Eron, Essence, Etain, Eviscerator, Feantur, Flurble, Fogbat, Fro, Furball, Gin, Gototh, Grampa, Grudthak, Gruper, Gumpy, Hagi, Haloj, Hamlet, Hobbes, Hobtest, Ick, Jancis, Jeanne, Jeremy, Jeslek, Kaea, Kalizkan, Kana, Kathleen, Kaylar, Keil, Kiaril, Kili, Kodachi, Koryn, Lately, Laurana, Leeda, Llhorian, Lucere, Magpie, Mandarb, Mansarde, Mellandrin, Melly, Miki, Mithal, Miv, Modulan, Mollow, Moonchild, Moot, Nadir, Nayeli, Nevvyn, Nikki, Obilix, Ohdamn, Oldbie, Omra, Orfunt, Panin, Pantope, Pinkfish, Presto, Ptoink, Pure, Raffi, Revol, Rhinehold, Rodion, Rotter, Rue, Ruin, Runtime, Rywfol, Saffra, Saist, Samara, Sasquatch, Scatter, Sernab, Shabree, Shaggy, Shalla, Shrike, Shubi, Siel, Sightblinder, Signe, Sini, Sitara, Skye, Skypti, Slaanesh, Sniffy, Sojan, Sorcia, Starr, Strikehunter, Taffyd, Talonia, Taniwha, Tanktop, Tannah, Tape, Terano, Thulsa, Tilly, Titania, Topaz, Triana, Trilogy, Truilkan, Turrican, Turritest, Turtle, Turvity, Twiggy, Una, Vesta, Vladimir, Wendell, Wirble, Wobin, Wodan, Wodantest, Woom, Wyvyrn, Yalpf, Zadovia and Zoroaster. The origami demon sings "Happy Birthday to you". The origami demon sings "Happy Birthday to you". The origami demon sings "Happy Birthday, dear Langrisser". The origami demon pauses for breath... The origami demon sings "Happy Birthday to yoooou.". The unknown object sings "The End!". The unknown object hug you in a way that only a tiny paper demon could. One of the unknown objects waves a minute pointed hand. One of the unknown objects frowns, then folds itself into nothingness... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You punch at the vine trellis but it dodges out of the way. --A vine trellis...can dodge.... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor bludgeons the dull rujona's right leg with his bo. A bolt of lightning arrives from above, washes through your body and leaps off towards the dull rujona. The bolt burns a hole straight through the dull rujona. You can see right through! chimara Rehevkor killed the dull rujona. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Sugendran: You'll be amazed at what can be found in these dirty cities. People throw away the strangest things. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A gloomy forest [e, nw]. A small blue light is zipping about. The corpse of the ghost of Balf Devine is on the forest floor. > look corpse This is the dead body of the ghost of Balf Devine. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lanfear is sitting here, a wasted sailor and Xous are standing here and a small blue light is zipping about. The decayed remains of a human is on the ground. > teach me 12 fi.co.do.me from lanfear Lanfear offers to teach you 12 levels of fighting.combat.dodging.melee for 870765 xp. Use "learn" to learn the skill. Lanfear starts to teach you 12 levels of fighting.combat.dodging.melee for 870765 xp. Lanfear has been idle for too long; she vanishes in a puff of boredom. Lanfear leaves the game. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eleazar stabs the looming troll deeply in the neck with his spear but her skin absorbs some of the blow. The looming troll moves aggressively towards Zube of Avalon! The looming troll moves aggressively towards Bonkers X! Eleazar dealt the death blow to the looming troll. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy mashes the bandit's head with his Monster Masher but at the last second the bandit leaps in and protects him. You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire fails to harm Loy. The fire crisps two bandits. The fire dies away. Loy dealt the death blow to the bandit. You killed the bandit. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A thief walks up to you and tries to steal your purse. Before you have time to react he says, 'Ooops, I thought saw a licence in your pocket.' and leaves. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Information on family 'don't hurt mee' with a founder of Arrrggghhhhh based in Ankh-Morpork. The members are: Arrrggghhhh, Arrrggghhhhh, Arrrrggghhh and Please. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You are already following everyone in the group and they are following you, or no one you wanted to follow is here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Wise enters Discworld] Unwise bows to you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --This one's for you, Heaven TheGuardian of Avalon gets a howondalandish throwing knife from a pocket in Heaven. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy launches a powerful attack. Loy mashes the Triad heavy's left foot with his Monster Masher. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 368 (368) Xp: 2578008 You stab the Triad thug deeply in the right leg with your elegant stiletto. The Triad thug slashes at Chimara Rehevkor with his meat cleaver but he parries the blow with his bo. The Triad heavy raises his tetsubo to strike. Loy dealt the death blow to the Triad heavy. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are four obvious exits: west, 2, 3 and 1. Taboo De' Immortal, Loy, the Duck Man and a hairy report insect are standing here. Loy moves aggressively towards the hairy report insect! Loy smiles dreamily and looks really calm. Loy laughs. [>:)] Loy: try kill the insect > kill insect Taboo De' Immortal shouts: smile! You don't want to attack the insect, surely? You prepare to attack a hairy report insect. Taboo De' Immortal moves aggressively towards the hairy report insect! Taboo De' Immortal smiles dreamily and looks really calm. You suddenly feel really calm and at peace with the world. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the east, the cracked bell in the school hall on Rhinu Road tolls eleven times. > west This is Heroes Street at its junction with God Street, Heroes and God Street turn into a double road at this point, with both of them continuing on the other side of Short Street. Heroes Street leads northwest and east from here, crossing Short Street just to the east. God Street leads off to the west towards Cheap Street and east over Short Street towards the Patrician's Palace. One or two people wander past, apparently heading somewhere. It is a freezing cold spindlewinter's morning with a gentle breeze, packed cloud cover and steady snow. There are three obvious exits: northwest, west and east. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence prepares to bob the mighty oak. Hp: 2178 (2178) Gp: 219 (368) Xp: 1226623 Baziit of Silence grabs hold of the mighty oak's head and shoves it down into the bucket. Baziit of Silence scream out 'Bob for this!' Baziit of Silence tries to drown the mighty oak. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ambush native 1 You notice Baziit of Silence nearby. Baziit expertly executes an ambush attack on the awestruck native. Baziit of Silence catches the awestruck native by surprise. Baziit of Silence mashes the awestruck native's chest with his two-handed black shafted mace. Baziit of Silence catches the awestruck native by surprise. Baziit of Silence mashes the awestruck native's right leg with his two-handed black shafted mace. Baziit of Silence catches the awestruck native by surprise. Baziit of Silence bludgeons the awestruck native's right arm with his wooden nunchaku. You come out of your hiding place. You leap out on the awestruck native, catching her by surprise. Baziit of Silence dealt the death blow to the awestruck native. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) RHODRI: how do you log off ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > look giant leader This creature is approximately twenty feet tall and looks as if he is carved out of the mountains themselves. A sinister grin seems carved across his rocky complexion. He is in good shape. He is standing. Holding : a giant wooden club (left hand and right hand). Carrying: a stone giant heart. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor batters the terrifying troll's right foot with one of his bo. > health all You are in good shape. Chimara Rehevkor is in good shape. The terrifying troll is in very bad shape Chimara Rehevkor killed the terrifying troll. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The outgoing merchant says: Alas, it'll be the death of me, but you can have it cheap. You steal 2 Ankh-Morpork dollars and some Ankh-Morpork pence from the outgoing merchant. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence dealt the death blow to the ritual guard. The large peacock flashes his tail at the ritual guard. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --From baziit You prepare to crush the ghost of JinDaoII with your two-handed black shafted mace. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You stab Eki Rhs deeply in the neck with your elegant stiletto. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 331 (367) Xp: 11341 Eki Rhs exclaims: I'm not standing round here to be abused by you lot. LOGING OF MAEKS U LIEV!!1! Eki Rhs leaves the game (inna drove). [eki leaves Discworld (inna drove)] Eki Rhs shoves you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --From Baziit The watchman says: Please let me go. I'm prepared to forget everything. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the west, the bell of the Assassins' Guild clock tolls once, signifying another successful inhumation. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --From Chimara Queued command: group follow all You request to follow Harlequin and Gildor D'Man. You automatically accept the requests to follow you from two chimara. Harlequin,gildor are requesting to be able to follow you. Use 'follow accept harlequin,gildor'. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You nod at Fai Chu, who reminds you that this shop doesn't exist and scurries over to unlock the door. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [bah! a zit!] Baziit: The iron protective (1) is in very good condition. The nobleman were fighting dirty last night Chim ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This farmer has come to Ankh-Morpork to sell her carrots. It is apparent that she thinks it's exciting to be in the Big Wahoonie - her eyes seem about ready to pop out of her head. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > buy carrot from farmer > buy carrot from farmer You ask the carrot farmer about buying a carrot. The carrot farmer exclaims: Sorry, I can only handle one purchase at a time! You confuse the carrot farmer, who is busy making business. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A merchant runs north followed by several nasty-looking thugs ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The student wizards seem very bitter. Their magic isn't very good yet, and they're pretty bad in combat. They're also rather poor, so few of them actually manage to stay alive and become _big_ wizards. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You get the sudden urge to buy something. Resist it! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A lizard, looking very, very lost, runs past northwards. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the east side of The Cham, the short wizard exclaims: Bjorn Stronginthearm's my uncle! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You ask Baziit of Silence and Chimara Rehevkor: Is it just me that's having insane bouts of lag? Chimara Rehevkor tells Baziit of Silence and you: I would say just you...but i can't lie through this lag quick enough for you to believe me. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The grinning pickpocket spots a customer. The old beggar sobs quietly. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You fear for any invading army, particularly those who might be scared of synchronised baton twirling. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tuk of Terra'alume tells you: Dude you are getting old :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not being able to see, you can't muster the concentration you need to cast a spell. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You run the placid farmer through the stomach with one of your elegant stilettoes. The placid farmer exclaims to you in Djelian: Have a heart! You killed the placid farmer. You think for a moment. You shrug. You get a human heart from the corpse of a placid farmer. You bing happily. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Holy Soothsayer From Beyond says: yeah, I lagged thinkin' 'wow no lag' ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mysterious crystal door solidifies with a satisfying thump. The portal disappears with a small clap of thunder. The mysterious crystal door does a few impressive backflips. The portal disappears with a small clap of thunder. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You tell Chimara Rehevkor and Loy: The bolt burns a hole straight through the chipmunk. You can see right through!...Must have been a really small bolt :S Chimara Rehevkor tells Loy and you: The bolt strikes the chipmunk...bury corpses, cannot find corpses, locate chipmunk, there appears to be a small piece of chipmunk meat 500 miles away. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 315 (366) Xp: 458994 You pierce the squinting rujona's right leg with one of your elegant stilettoes. The squinting rujona looks vigilant. You killed the squinting rujona. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] The current leader has left the group, you are now all alone. Better start recruiting. You is requesting to be able to follow you. Use 'follow accept langrisser'. You is requesting to be able to follow you. Use 'follow accept you'. Loy is requesting to be able to follow you. Use 'follow accept loy'. Loy is requesting to be able to follow you. Use 'follow accept you'. [>:)] You are now the leader of the group. Loy leaves the game. You accept the follow requests from you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Holy Soothsayer From Beyond chants in a soft soothing voice. Holy Soothsayer From Beyond softly speaks what sounds like a prayer. Holy Soothsayer From Beyond chants in a soft sinister voice. Holy Soothsayer From Beyond calls upon Pishe. Holy Soothsayer From Beyond gestures at the open air. The net dead statue of Holy Soothsayer From Beyond looks expectant. The net dead statue of Holy Soothsayer From Beyond glows with a soft light, which slowly transfers onto ElMenTl. ElMenTl appears in more solid form. Soothsayer goes white, looks very chalky and turns into a statue. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You make a kebab of the deadly fighter's neck with one of your elegant stilettoes. Holy Soothsayer From Beyond orders the enormous whirlwind of dust to attack the deadly fighter. You killed the deadly fighter. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Soothsayer From Beyond tells Wyvyrn d'Deridex and you: lan where are ye? i want to try something. i want to see if you can accept follow of my dusties You tell Wyvyrn d'Deridex and Soothsayer From Beyond: I'm near the shades...Just outside Troll's head...Next to where I saw you before, Wyvyrn :P Wyvyrn d'Deridex was always here. You chuckle at Wyvyrn d'Deridex. Soothsayer From Beyond tells you: be there in a sec Wyvyrn d'Deridex says: Dooby doo doo. --Later, once Soothsayer arrives and kills a mugger... The humongous whirlwind of pebbles dealt the death blow to the scary mugger. Your attitude is now insane. There is a sudden white flash, your magical shield has broken. Wyvyrn d'Deridex says: Mmm, combat spam :P Wyvyrn d'Deridex was never here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 278 (365) Xp: 2522547 Your Tsortean metal shield is too late to block the smiling mugger's attack. The smiling mugger thrusts at you with one of her stilettoes but your magical shielding absorbs all of the blow. The smiling mugger thrusts at you with one of her stilettoes but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The smiling mugger is requesting to be able to follow you. Use 'follow accept mugger'. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire burns two palace guards. The fire crisps the palace guard. The fire dies away. You killed the palace guard. You killed the palace guard. You killed the palace guard. One of the murals appears to be glaring at you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > point cold cure You point your cure at Cold. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inform recipient of who sent parcel? (y/n): Okay, the recipient will be informed of who the parcel is from. Sending to: Heaven. The aged teller takes a beautiful glass orchid and an emerald ring and puts them behind the counter. The aged teller smiles with forced patience. The aged teller whispers to you: Right, I'll see that Heaven gets them. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *12:15:03* Langus newbie-told: Hi I joined as a guest, how do I now start a new character? *12:15:35* Mental newbie-told: quit, then in the login screen chose the new charater option *12:15:47* Mental newbie-told: new character even *12:16:05* Kesira newbie-told: In the log on you get the option to start a new character. I believe it is typing 'N', it will then ask for a name or give you the option to pick from a generated list. After agreeing to the rules etc you will have your new character! *12:17:02* Kesira newbie-told: From that point you will find yourself in an area specifically designed for new characters. You will be able to find information all about the game there including guilds. *12:21:39* Langey newbie-told: where can i find Harry to get alive again ---About a month after that. (newbie) SamLang: can anyone give me some ways to make a lot of money fast? ---Another few weeks later. (newbie) LangeyII: does anyne have a spare yellow ring? --Langrisser, Langlang, Langus, and Langey...SamLang..LangeyII..Gnah! -- Also mrlang and Lang ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A basilisk is standing here and a small blue light is zipping about. The basilisk moves aggressively towards the small blue light! The small blue light's eyeballs are being drilled through. Your brain is being flayed. Oh dear! How do I defend myself? I forgot! The basilisk dealt the death blow to the small blue light. Something vanishes in a flash. Your eyeballs are being ripped apart. Oh dear! How do I defend myself? I forgot! The basilisk leaves a trail of yellow slime as it whips about. Your soul is being drilled through and out the other side. Oh dear! How do I defend myself? I forgot! Your eyeballs are being ripped apart. --Which ones? I carry a lot with me :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --While fighting two strongarms: The psychotic strongarm and the hairy strongarm exclaim: I was looking for a pint and a foight, and Oi ain't drinkin' nay more! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > look man He hardly notices you, as you eye him. From the ink stains on his hands, you deduce that he must be a scribe. > look scribe Well to look at this, you probably looked at the little man, so I don't need to tell you again what he looks like. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Gravipe: can u get married on disk world? --The following replies all came in the same heartbeat without lag. (newbie) Uptime: Yes. (newbie) StrikeHunter: Indeed you can. (newbie) Sprudleglut: Yes. (newbie) Feantur: Yes, you can! :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy tells you: The good thing with being burdened: People cant give you unexpected gifts =P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game ith webooting in 4 minuteth. --Massive lag here....and I mean massive. nothing else displayed. Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game weboot in 1 thecondth. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tux has died for the last time. He is mourned. You remote to the ghost of Tux: Langrisser of Silence mourns the Linux OS. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newibie) Chervah: what have i got a cabbage for? is it useful (newbie) Skye: It suuure is! You can love it, fondle its fronds, tickle its triceps, and cherish it to pieces. --Skye, the walking, talking Cabbage advert! Order yours today! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are four obvious exits: northeast, east, south and southwest. A master thief is standing here. A street lamp is emitting a grimy light here. > health all You are in good shape. The master thief is in good shape. > kill thief Queued command: kill thief The master thief grins. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Langrisser of Silence offers to set up a relationship of "Old man lecturer" with you. Type "bap langrisser" to accept. This will give you the name of "Kouga of Silenc" and make you the young untrained apprentice of Langrisser, while he will be your old man lecturer. To refuse, type "shout NOOOOo 8 times nooooooo!". Kouga goes to bap you on the head but runs a katar through your neck instead. :P You remote to Kouga: Langrisser of Silence's decapitated ghost pauses for a moment of reflection, then exclaims "bah!" You remote to Kouga: Langrisser of Silence snatches a weapon from you and leaves running west! Kouga screams at you! "Give me back my katar!" ! You tell Kouga: You notice someone nearby and a new peice of paper in your inventory. You also notice you seem to have misplaced your other katar." Kouga draws walking stick. :| WHAM! :| You exclaim to Kouga: NOooooo! You remote to Kouga: Langrisser of Silence dies ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --From Kouga's finger info. Dwmmigh exclaims: Mmm, cabbage! Dwmmigh eats the cabbage. Congratulations on logging onto Discworld for the third time. Please accept this cabbage as a token of our appreciation. You weep unashamedly. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kouga tells you: I always tell myself.. "I'll never make another alt.. starting out is too hard..." And look at what I do... --Note that this player has about 10 alts. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where Lavenda Steelfire is: This high-vaulted room houses the high altar of Sandelfon, a large, plain block of grey stone resting on a dais in the middle of the floor. A large archway leads out into the corridor, while a smaller one in the south wall contains a stone door. There are two obvious exits: south and east. Halen of Sandelfon and Lavenda Steelfire are standing here. You scry Lavenda Steelfire with your crystal ball. In the crystal ball: Lavenda Steelfire mutters a prayer to Sandelfon. In the crystal ball: Lavenda Steelfire calls upon Sandelfon to shape the world to her needs. In the crystal ball: Lavenda Steelfire calls upon Sandelfon to shape the world to her needs. In the crystal ball: Lavenda Steelfire's prayers reach what seems to be the climax and she points at something dramatically, crying out to Sandelfon in a terrible booming voice. In the crystal ball: The opening to a corridor materialises nearby, and the Hand of Sandelfon drags something into it. > gaze into ball The crystal ball seems to be showing a moving image: This is a small corridor within the maze, where the smooth floor runs away towards polished brass walls, which ripple vertically up to the amber ceiling. Something about the surfaces suggests a dizzying fluid movement. There are three obvious exits: west, south and east. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where Lavenda Steelfire is: This high-vaulted room houses the high altar of Sandelfon, a large, plain block of grey stone resting on a dais in the middle of the floor. A large archway leads out into the corridor, while a smaller one in the south wall contains a stone door. There are two obvious exits: south and east. A large whirlwind of dust, a huge whirlwind of dust and Lavenda Steelfire are standing here. You scry Lavenda Steelfire with your crystal ball. In the crystal ball: Lavenda Steelfire orders the large whirlwind of dust to attack something. In the crystal ball: Lavenda Steelfire orders the large whirlwind of dust to attack you. In the crystal ball: the large whirlwind of dust says to Lavenda Steelfire: Fine. In the crystal ball: something scowls at Lavenda Steelfire. In the crystal ball: You prepare to attack Lavenda Steelfire. In the crystal ball: Lavenda Steelfire orders the huge whirlwind of dust to attack something. In the crystal ball: Lavenda Steelfire orders the huge whirlwind of dust to attack you. In the crystal ball: the huge whirlwind of dust says to Lavenda Steelfire: Fine. In the crystal ball: something scowls at Lavenda Steelfire. In the crystal ball: You prepare to attack Lavenda Steelfire. You tell Lavenda Steelfire: Just kill it yourself :P Lavenda Steelfire dealt the death blow to your mind. You cannot concentrate enough to scry right now. The crystal ball clears. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You hear a noise behind you. You turn. There is nothing there. Wow, spooky! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You wave barcoborasto. [MarcoBorasto leaves Discworld] You wave marcoborasto. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are two obvious exits: west and southeast. Two mighty oaks are rooted to the ground here, Zinner and Knphz are standing ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reverend Dragin Talonsfire gets 6 Lancre sixpences from the corpse of a mean rogue. Reverend Dragin Talonsfire gets 6 Lancre sixpences from the corpse of an evil-looking rogue. Reverend Dragin Talonsfire gets 7 Lancre sixpences from the corpse of a snarling rogue. Reverend Dragin Talonsfire gets 5 Lancre sixpences from the corpse of a sadistic rogue. The net dead statue of Reverend Dragin Talonsfire tidies up the place, clearing away the corpse of a mean rogue, the corpse of an evil-looking rogue, the corpse of a snarling rogue and the corpse of a sadistic rogue. Dragin goes white, looks very chalky and turns into a statue. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Vitemelre: what is my name ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The net dead statue of Aifur the Barbarian (hiding) is standing here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --After I KOF and run from Wee Mad Arthur enough that he'll die The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where Wee Mad Arthur is: empty space.You scry Wee Mad Arthur with your crystal ball. You rub the crystal ball. You put the crystal ball in a pocket in the large backpack. In the crystal ball: A white wolf stumbles in from another part of the forest. In the crystal ball: Sensing danger the young doe flees swiftly. In the crystal ball: Sensing danger the young doe flees swiftly. --If you don't mind my saying: WHAT!??! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire fails to harm someone. The fire singes a palace guard. The fire burns a palace guard. The fire crisps the scribe. The fire melts the scribe. The fire incinerates two suspicious-looking men. The fire vaporises the suspicious-looking woman. The fire dies away. You killed the suspicious-looking woman. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where Brother Rook is: Placed in a position of reverence, the high altar of Gufnork is the centre of all attention. It rises before the pews, resplendent on a fluffy rug of dark blue. Small boxes have been placed to either side, while before it stands a thin wooden table that holds the ceremonial items of the cathedral. A lectern stands on a pulpit to one side of the altar so that whoever stands behind it has full view of the congregation. There are three obvious exits: south, east and west. Brother Rook is praying and Loy is not praying. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence says in French: Your current experience is 123456 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the crystal ball: Loy studies something, Loy, Powerhouse and a mean troll. You tell Loy: "look" ;) Loy dealt the death blow to your mind. You cannot concentrate enough to scry right now. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --From Loy Klaz launches a powerful attack. Klaz mashes the deranged fighter's left leg with his bo The deranged fighter launches a powerful attack. The deranged fighter slices at kiyoshi with his short sword but his floating three star shield swoops in and absorbs all the blow. Kiyoshi smashes his ornate warhammer into the deranged fighter's stomach with an audible crack. Hp: ----(----) Gp: --- (---) Xp: 9792906 You shove the deranged fighter sending him crashing to the ground. The deranged fighter stands up. You killed the deranged fighter. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2124 (2124) Gp: 217 (362) Xp: 251032 You launch a powerful attack. You stab one of your elegant stilettoes right through the giant leader's neck. The giant leader swings at you with his giant wooden club but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You launch a powerful attack. You stab one of your elegant stilettoes right through the giant leader's neck. Hp: 2124 (2124) Gp: 219 (362) Xp: 251035 You launch a powerful attack. You stab one of your elegant stilettoes right through the giant leader's neck. --Erm...That's a lotta specials :S poor giant, if my specials actually hurt :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You prepare to cast Brother Happalon's Elementary Enchanting on the blue funnel. You have a good look at the blue funnel. You scan the area for local sources of enchantment. You are about to position the blue funnel relative to itself, but stop before making yourself guilty of paradoxing. You hastily release the spell. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --From Tique A fairy godmother and Pash are standing here. The fairy godmother is slightly weaker than you. Pash [not a killer] is a lot weaker than you. Pash exclaims: take me god damnit! You sneak around the fairy godmother without being spotted and manage to catch her by surprise. The fairy godmother says: What is this travesty! Attacking your fairy godmother, Well I never. You catch the fairy godmother by surprise. You make a kebab of the fairy godmother's head with one of your poniards. You thrust at the fairy godmother with one of your poniards but despite the surprise she easily dodges out of the way. You thrust at the fairy godmother with one of your poniards but despite the surprise she dodges out of the way. The fairy godmother exclaims: Tique I here by curse you! Your fading strength makes you drop 5 Djelian talona, some Djelian tooni, some Lancre sixpences, some Lancre shillings, one Lancre ha'penny, 8 Lancre crowns, some Lancre pennies, some Ankh-Morpork dollars, some Ankh-Morpork pence, some silver coins, some brass coins, some copper coins and 2 gold coins. You fall asleep. The fairy godmother says: Don't expect me to help you again. You fall asleep. Pash rolls around on the floor laughing. The fairy godmother glares stonily at you. The fairy godmother says: What is this travesty! Attacking your fairy godmother, Well I never. With a quick flick of her wand, the fairy godmother is gone. You are unconscious. You can't do anything. The fairy godmother glares stonily at you. Pash scolds you. Pash says: :P You are unconscious. You can't do anything. You are unconscious. You can't do anything. You are unconscious. You can't do anything. You are unconscious. You can't do anything. You are unconscious. You can't do anything. You are unconscious. You can't do anything. [da wusses] You have left the group. A small gecko takes your hand and rushes you to the departure lounge. [Tique leaves Discworld] Do come again! LPmud version : FluffOS v1.22 on port 4242. Welcome to Discworld: the stuff of which dreams are made. [Tique enters Discworld] You are unconscious. You can't do anything. As your untrained hand grasps the hilt of the poniard, tiny spikes embedded in the leather pierce your flesh, injecting a strange poison into your body. As your untrained hand grasps the hilt of the poniard, tiny spikes embedded in the leather pierce your flesh, injecting a strange poison into your body. You fall asleep. Langrisser of Silence cuddles you. Inventory regeneration complete. A wave of poison sweeps through your body. Seething pain radiates through your body, turning your guts to liquid agony. A wave of poison sweeps through your body. You fall asleep. You are unconscious. You can't do anything. Your stomach turns inside out, and you lose your lunch. You regain consciousness. You place your hands together and close your eyes. You utter a quick prayer to Gufnork. You sense that Gufnork's attention is elsewhere. It is night and there is no moon. Something. It's dark here, isn't it? It is a very cold spring prime's night with a gentle breeze and some puffy clouds. There is one obvious exit: south. Some objects you can't make out are here. You cannot get something. You do not have the mental focus to perform cure light wounds. > score stats Constitution ... -9 (-x) Intelligence ... 1 (-x) Wisdom ......... -4 (-x) Weight ......... 82.4kg Dexterity ...... 5 (-x) Strength ....... 4 (-x) Height ......... 180 cm Your stomach turns inside out, and you lose your lunch. You fall asleep. You are unconscious. You can't do anything. A wave of poison sweeps through your body. Seething pain radiates through your body, turning your guts to liquid agony. A wave of poison sweeps through your body. You fall asleep. You are unconscious. You can't do anything. You double over in pain. You are unconscious. You can't do anything. You are unconscious. You can't do anything. The heat is just too much for you. You feel better now. Your makeup slips, and is gone! Death rides in and from Binky's back says: I'LL BE BACK SOON FOR YOU! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [OldMan enters Discworld] Login name : OldMan Real name : ??? Member of the Wizards' Guild. First logged on Tue Jan 7 13:30:02 2003. 3 days, 10 hours, 16 minutes and 14 seconds old. On since Mon Oct 6 04:25:41 2003 (1 minute and 43 seconds). Idle for 38 seconds. No mail. No project. No plan. You tell OldMan: You've got a long way to go before you become old man old man --note that: "OldMan tells you: i made this character before they came out with that title )" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You prepare to attack a wandering warrior. You prepare to stab the wandering warrior with one of your elegant stilettoes. Hp: 2023 (2023) Gp: 296 (366) Xp: 346291 Hp: 2023 (2023) Gp: 299 (366) Xp: 346294 You lose the moment. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Cesan: whats a good quest in ankh morpork (newbie) Miv: We dont talk about quests ;) (newbie) Soothsayer: Have a read of 'help quests' for more details. (newbie) Cesan: a quest not how you do it (newbie) Miv: The second rule of quest club is - We dont talk about quest club (newbie) Cesan: a quest not how you do it (newbie) Skye: No, we can't tell you where to find them, how to complete them, or what dance you do once you've done them. Sorry! You tell Cesan: All we can tell you is a hint on how to find quests: Look around; read signs and room descriptions, and try to use your brain =) there's lots of quests around; some mroe obvious than others. (newbie) Miv: At all, ever, even a little bit (newbie) Cesan: a quest in am (newbie) Skye: ... (newbie) Wushi: cesan, can you read what these people tell you? (newbie) Cesan: please god (newbie) Wushi: if you have problems with reading, maybe playing a text-based game is not the right game for you? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You stab one of your elegant stilettoes right through Nadow's neck. Nadow swings at you with her broomstick but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Nadow stares scathingly at you. You stab one of your elegant stilettoes right through Nadow's neck. Nadow tries to get a grip on your mind. That hurts. You get a headache. You killed Nadow. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The sadistic rogue exclaims: Roight that's it, ye're dead meat! You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire fails to harm Chimara Rehevkor and Grendel. The fire crisps the sadistic rogue. The fire melts the drunken rogue. The fire incinerates the evil-looking rogue. The fire dies away. You killed the drunken rogue. You killed the sadistic rogue. You killed the evil-looking rogue. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saving... You cannot afford the materials to fix one of the elegant stilettoes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arcane offers to teach you 1 level of magic.spells.defensive for 593859 xp. Use "learn" to learn the skill. Arcane starts to teach you 1 level of magic.spells.defensive for 593859 xp. Arcane goes white, looks very chalky and turns into a statue. Saving... You finish learning 1 level of magic.spells.defensive from the net dead statue of Arcane. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2063 (2063) Gp: 342 (360) Xp: 523872 The giant swings at you with his giant wooden club but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Wee Hagg Clutterbuck bludgeons the giant's left arm with her wooden nunchaku. One of the giants begins to look weak as if his very life force is pouring out. A reddish mist flows out of one of the giants and into you. You feel vitality course through your veins. Wee Hagg Clutterbuck dealt the death blow to the giant. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Yal: Can I be a troll? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2178 (2178) Gp: 275 (359) Xp: 1811092 The giant leader swings at you with his giant wooden club but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. One of the giants exclaims: Me play game nayw! The giant reaches down to pluck you from the ground. One of the giants exclaims: Me wants to crack skulls! The giant grabs hold of you and roughly lifts you up into his hands, chuckling horribly. With an evil grin, he lifts you over his head, and throws you bodily at Chimara Rehevkor! You sail past Chimara Rehevkor, flying over the side of the mountain in the process! The giant pouts. Terminal velocity is a terrible thing to have to overcome. As gravity has its wicked way with your mass, it's difficult to concentrate on anything other than the fast approaching rocks below... There are no obvious exits. You check the best-before date and tap the top of the jar of mandrake roots, sensing their potential. You squish the candle into two lumps and stick a lump in each ear. You gingerly open the jar and mutter a quick oath of binding on the roots. Swirling one finger in the air above the jar, you form a small cyclone. The conical cyclone begins to amplify the screaming of the mandrake roots. The cyclone swirls around you. The cyclone dissipates into the atmosphere and the sound fades away. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [bigxpzplz] Chimara: "eat floater orbiting lang The large wooden shield begins to float around ElMenTl. Try something else." :( ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor batters the scary rogue's stomach with one of his bo. The scary rogue moves aggressively towards ElMenTl! Chimara Rehevkor killed the scary rogue. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mrs Fluse of Avalon says: take me to the post offive please The helpful street urchin says: Okay, we'll go to the Post Office. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > teach me ma.sp.of from all The net dead statue of Piele does not have enough responsiveness to teach you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [><(((º><º)))><] Chimara: And i'm scared of his NES and DKDD. :P [><(((º><º)))><] Langrisser: his sp.de would fall instantly before your blunt, chim [><(((º><º)))><] Chimara cackles [><(((º><º)))><] Baziit: You are scared of his Nintendo Entertainment System ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The scarred rogue exclaims: Roight that's it, ye're dead meat! You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire fails to harm Chimara Rehevkor and Baziit of Silence. The fire melts the scarred rogue. The fire dies away. You killed the scarred rogue. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence launches a powerful attack. Baziit of Silence mashes the troll's chest with his two-handed black shafted mace. The troll exclaims: There's plenty more of me where I came from! Baziit of Silence dealt the death blow to the troll. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You prepare to cast Narquin's Mist of Doom on the lumbering troll. The hulking troll punches at Baziit of Silence but his magical shielding absorbs all of the blow. Baziit of Silence dealt the death blow to the lumbering troll. You seem to have lost your target! You hastily release the spell. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The land is lit up by the eerie light of the waning crescent moon. The view towards the west here would have been great, had the Great Wall not been put up in its way. On the other side of the wall is a seaside paradise: brilliant turquoise waves, soaring seagulls and golden sand sits just out of your reach. It really would be nice to be able to sit on that beach. Let's all give Lord Hong a big round of applau..ouch, ow, stop hitting me. Nevermind. Anyway, this is a beautiful spot, the Great Wall soars spectacularly, cutting off any thought of escape to the soft, golden sand on the other side, but who would want to go there anyway since Agatea is so fantastically lovely?? How was that? Did you like it, Lord? Ow, please stop hitting me! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The dust produced by a passing cart makes you sneeze blue snot. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It looks like the front of the pub is a popular place for people to meet and rob one another. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2178 (2178) Gp: 283 (358) Xp: 3660071 You impale the huge troll's neck on one of your elegant stilettoes but her skin absorbs some of the blow. Saving... The huge troll kicks out at you but, although unable to defend, you somehow avoid the attack. --Strangly enough, that was a dodging.melee tm. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy dealt the death blow to the giant leader. Calculus arrives from the north. A giant grabs Calculus as he tries to leave. Baziit of Silence boggles at the concept. Someone leaves north. > look The path travels north and southeast between two massive scree-covered slopes here, some of the stones having fallen onto the trail forcing you to pick your steps carefully. The rocky landscape is clothed in an almost impenetrable mist, reducing visibility to your immediate surroundings. It is a slightly chilly autumn prime's morning with almost no wind and dense cloud cover. There are two obvious exits: north and southeast. Baziit of Silence and Loy are standing here. Two corpses of giants and the corpse of a giant leader are on the ground and a crude sign is here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy smashes the towering troll in the right foot with his two-handed black shafted mace. You prepare to stab the towering troll with one of your elegant stilettoes. Loy dealt the death blow to the towering troll. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy launches a powerful attack. Loy mashes the mean fighter's stomach with his two-handed black shafted mace. The hulking troll punches at you but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire fails to harm Loy. The fire singes the hulking troll. The fire burns the mean troll. The fire crisps the mean fighter. The fire dies away. Loy dealt the death blow to the mean fighter. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --From Chimara Hp: ---- (----) Gp: --- (---) Xp: 823640 You knock the giant's right leg with one of your bo but his skin absorbs some of the blow. The giant exclaims in Morporkian: Me play game nayw! The giant reaches down to pluck Kiyoshi from the ground. The giant exclaims in Morporkian: Yoo go squish nayw! The giant grabs hold of Kiyoshi and lifts him into his hands, chuckling horribly. With an evil grin, the giant lifts him over his head and throws him bodily at you! Saving... You feel better able to dodge thrown bodies. Kiyoshi sails past you, flying over the side of the mountain in the process!. The giant pouts. Kiyoshi disappears over the side of the mountain Hp: ---- (----) Gp: --- (---) Xp: 823646 You strike the giant in the stomach with one of your bo but his skin absorbs some of the blow. Hp: ---- (----) Gp: --- (---) Xp: 823649 You batter the giant's right foot with one of your bo. You killed the giant. [arf!] Chimara: "You feel better able to dodge thrown bodies." LOL! (Playerkillers) Chimara wisps: "You feel better able to dodge thrown bodies." LOOOOL! (Playerkillers) Reix wisps: sure you did ;) (Playerkillers) Mysteek wisps: Anyways, if you couldn't handle it, you shouldn't have tried to ambush me :) (Playerkillers) Sleepwalker wisps: is there a brawl? (Playerkillers) Chimara wisps: I'm so logging that! (Playerkillers) Kiyoshi wisps: not funny!! (Playerkillers) Cobolt wisps: rofl :) (Playerkillers) Plyss wisps: Yeah, wizards are hardly aerodynamic :) (Playerkillers) Ekko wisps: im not surprised you TMd. :P (Playerkillers) Chimara wisps that he grins (Playerkillers) Chimara wisps: LOL! (Playerkillers) Hurukan wisps: A flying wizard body... [arf!] Kiyoshi: get ready chimara (Playerkillers) Mysteek wisps: Dodging 500lbs of low-flying wizard isn't very hard, though ;) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --From Baziit The lion rakes at you with her claws but you parry the blow with your badly-rolled cigarette (lit). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --From Loy The corpse of Danthewoman is here. Dantheman arrives from the east. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > get quill from backpack into hands You do not have a hands, you do have left hand and right hand. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of the men says: C'mon! do your best you little runt. You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire crisps the mean man and the strong man. The fire dies away. You killed the mean man. You killed the strong man. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --From Chimara: The ghost of IaTeMYCaT Daluka places his hands on himself. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > help garbage Could not find any help on 'garbage'. Perhaps you are looking for 'help cabbage'? Type 'help here' for help on how to use this room. > help cabbage Ambulata Discworld spell help Ambulata Name Brassica Oleracea Ambulata - Create a lovely cabbage. Description Brassica Oleracea Ambulata is a miscellaneous type spell which creates an animated cabbage to follow the spell's target. Example Bing! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Chimara leaves Discworld] [Voldemort leaves Discworld] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plimph tells you: and stop rubbing your ball, tis rude! ;) You tell Plimph: I rub my cruystl ball :P Plimph tells you: prosthetics are still rude :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Pointed out by Baziit: Could not find any help on 'dictator'. Perhaps you are looking for 'help creators'? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --From Flounder's finger info; after fear or agrophobia I guess The troll looks worried. The troll tries to cross the bridge, but the troll bars his way. The troll leaves southwest. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The sinister rogue exclaims: Roight that's it, ye're dead meat! Hp: 1569 (2178) Gp: 198 (357) Xp: 1657217 You run the sinister rogue through the neck with one of your elegant stilettoes. You killed the sinister rogue. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Four palace guards, two scribes, two suspicious-looking men and a suspicious-looking woman are standing here and a small blue light is zipping ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tneduts and a bad mime artist arrive from the south. You hear a heavy bolt being drawn back behind the door. Tneduts says: Mister Teh-ah-tim-eh said to let me in or else. Tneduts opens the east door. Tneduts and the bad mime artist leave east. Tneduts closes the east door. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2178 (2178) Gp: 322 (355) Xp: 249218 You pierce the smelly mugger's neck with one of your elegant stilettoes. The smelly mugger thrusts at you with one of his stilettoes but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You thrust at the smelly mugger with one of your elegant stilettoes but he easily dodges out of the way. The smelly mugger suddenly slips around behind you and is gone. Someone leaves north. A smelly mugger arrives from the north. Hp: 2178 (2178) Gp: 324 (355) Xp: 249232 You impale the smelly mugger's neck on one of your elegant stilettoes. You impale the smelly mugger's neck on one of your elegant stilettoes. Hp: 2178 (2178) Gp: 325 (355) Xp: 249235 You make a kebab of the smelly mugger's neck with one of your elegant stilettoes. You killed the smelly mugger. --...!??! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The eye ignites and a small ball of fire forms above your hand. The happy man beams brightly. You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire incinerates the accountant and the happy man. The fire dies away. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 326 (355) Xp: 240074 You stab one of your elegant stilettoes right through the accountant's neck. The happy man swings at you with his iron chain but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You killed the accountant. You pierce the happy man's neck with one of your elegant stilettoes. You killed the happy man. --A happy death, mayhaps? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --A custom kimono store in CWc Obi Wan Kimono is standing here. --A custom ring store in CWC Jar Jar Ringks is standing here. --Anyone think the cres like Star wars a little too much? :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [scare da wiz...] Cisarus: I recon I should ask Skye if it appears to guests you. [Skye leaves Discworld] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the northeast, a town crier shouts: Vote Pandamonium for magistrate. If he's no good just kill him. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [scare da wizzie] Baziit: Once when there was a bug with clones of people being made, With slim I ambushed myself ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence shouts in Agatean: IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL! Groshnok Steelfire shouts: Justice will be swift and vital! You prepare to attack a terrifying troll. > groups langrisser + Scare da wizzie! is led by the brave you, whose supporters consist of Baziit of Silence and Groshnok Steelfire. --two warcries...Why shouldn't I be scared? :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- G: some tender buffalo droppings for 1Rh 80s (plenty left) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You run the chivalrous Hong samurai through the right arm with one of your elegant stilettoes. You puke on the chivalrous Hong samurai. You killed the chivalrous Hong samurai. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The trickle of the canal to the west calls out to your bladder. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple of tourists gawp at the canal in wonder. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The tricky monk kicks out at you but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You skewer the tricky monk's left leg with one of your elegant stilettoes. The delinquent youth says in Agatean: The shield froating aloond Doryu is Kobikiza oot of Kechite. You killed the tricky monk. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The watchman exclaims: In the name of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch I'm placing you, Langrisser of Silence, under arrest for three instances of attacking an officer of the Watch and three instances of murder. Give up at once! You bap the watchman on the head. You bap the watchman on the head. You bap the watchman on the head. The watchman growls nastily at you. The watchman growls nastily at you. The watchman chews his beard frantically at you. You bap the watchman on the head. You bap the watchman on the head. You bap the watchman on the head. The watchman exclaims: I'm gonna hack your knees off, you bigger! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > look chair No matter how hard you look at the chair, your eyes slide away to look at something less frightening. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The plains exist as a flat grassland, hard compact soil under your feet and small blades of grass in clumps. The grasslands slowly become hillier and slope up towards the mountains. Ten miles to the northeast are the Carrack Mountains. It is a warm summer prime's evening with a gentle breeze, packed cloud cover and light rain. There are four obvious exits: walk north, walk east, journey south and journey west. > temperature It's warm here. > walk east The steep rockiness of the area around you suggests you are in some mountains. Going higher will make you colder. Some plains lie to the south, west and southwest. Ten miles to the northeast are the Carrack Mountains. It is a cold summer prime's evening with a steady wind and many puffy clouds. There are four obvious exits: walk north, walk east, walk south and walk west. > temperature It's cold here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --At brother David's > skick david You feel too peaceful to do that. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You pierce the fighter's neck with one of your elegant stilettoes. The fighter exclaims: Prepare to be eaten when you lose! You killed the fighter. > hearts You get a human heart from the corpse of a fighter. You put the human heart in the grotty old potato sack. > eyes You get a human right eye and a human left eye from the corpse of a fighter. You put the human right eye and the human left eye in the grotty old potato sack. Langrisser of Silence should have warned the fighter to be turned into magic spell components when he loses :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You read the small sign: Written in Agatean: some text that you think means: ________________________ | | | Buddhist pizza (one with everything). SQUIRRELS! | | | |________________________| ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor launches a powerful attack. Chimara Rehevkor mashes Hlakket the Bartender's back with his bo. Hlakket the Bartender exclaims: I'll hack your knees off! Chimara Rehevkor dealt the death blow to Hlakket the Bartender. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plimph tells you: ooooh The smiling warrior hugs the watchman warmly. Nice to see love on the disc ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plimph tells you: oh, btw, read your logs lastnight, if you are gonna quote me make sure I say something funny! ;) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Isn't it peaceful here? > glance The edge of a small native village [s,nw]. Sanosuke Morisato, Prodigy D'Man, Baziit of Silence and Lanfear are standing here. A waxed paper packet, the corpse of a merry sailor, the decapitated corpse of a fat native, two human heads and the decapitated corpse of a weird native are on the ground. --Erm....no? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AznAssassin has died for the last time. He is mourned. --little bit later An ice bucket, a sash, a lightable torch, a voucher, an information booklet, 9 Ankh-Morpork dollars and an open Thieves' Guilde Guide are on the ground. > read sash You read the sash: Written: Welcome to Discworld, Aznassassin. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Perion: webooting? (newbie) Elistan: It's not nice to make fun of Offler's speech impediment. He can't help it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [bah! a ><(((º>] Baziit has left the group. Baziit leaves the game. [Baziit leaves Discworld] The troll says: You must give me what I want to pass. You sit down. [Baziit enters Discworld] Baziit of Silence enters the game. Baziit of Silence pauses for a moment of reflection, and then exclaims 'Bah!'. Baziit of Silence typed quit instead of kill ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are eight obvious exits: 6, 1, 4, 3, 5, 2, 7 and 8. Baziit of Silence and Chimara Rehevkor suddenly appear from somewhere in the gloom. Baziit of Silence and Chimara Rehevkor succeed in following you. > You notice a stupid mugger nearby. The stupid mugger catches you by surprise! The stupid mugger catches you by surprise. The stupid mugger thrusts at you with one of his stilettoes but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The stupid mugger catches you by surprise. The stupid mugger thrusts at you with one of his stilettoes but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. As your shield absorbs the impact, it becomes visible as a wobbling orange glow. The stupid mugger catches you by surprise. The stupid mugger thrusts at you with one of his stilettoes but your magical shielding absorbs all of the blow. As your shield absorbs the impact, its glow changes from a wobbling orange to a flickering yellow. The stupid mugger catches you by surprise. The stupid mugger thrusts at you with one of his stilettoes but your chalky skin absorbs all of the blow. In blocking the attack the Tsortean metal shield floating around you is knocked out of orbit. [bah! a ><(((º>] Baziit: Chimara! --useless fighting spam, blah, blah (it only took three heartbeats :P) Baziit of Silence dealt the death blow to the stupid mugger. Chimara Rehevkor moves to defend you. You prepare to cast Endorphin's Floating Friend on the Tsortean metal shield. You clasp the Tsortean metal shield protectively. You hold the Tsortean metal shield out and move it around in a circle. You suggest to the Tsortean metal shield that it might like to do this of its own accord. Chimara Rehevkor stops defending you. The Tsortean metal shield begins to float around you. [bah! a ><(((º>] Chimara: Ph33r my slow reactions! You thank Chimara Rehevkor. [bah! a ><(((º>] Baziit: It is so Spammy to backstab a Wizard ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [bah! a ><(((º>] the net dead statue of Chimara Rehevkor has been invited by you. [bah! a ><(((º>] Langrisser: O.o Baziit of Silence rolls around on the floor laughing. Chimara has reconnected. [bah! a ><(((º>] Chimara has joined the group. [bah! a ><(((º>] Chimara begins following you and you follows him. --Psychic? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Hoplo: Hi. (newbie) Mental: hi there :) Do you have a question? :) (newbie) Hoplo: i've just created this char to become a hat worshiper, but my alignment is wrong (newbie) Jelena: Refresh and pull the black lever in the newbie area. (newbie) Mental: or kill good-aligned NPCs (newbie) Jelena: My way's quicker. (newbie) Wushi: 'help alignment' :) (newbie) Hoplo: but will i lose everything if i refresh? (newbie) Hoplo: just at the moment, i have a v small amount of cash that you get from being a newbie - ill that go? (newbie) Mental: you are 25 minutes old, i think you'll find the loss acceptably outweiging the tediousness of killing to get back into align :) (newbie) Jelena: If you refresh you start out as a newbie again, with all the newbie equipment. Er. I think. (newbie) Shabree: yep (newbie) Hoplo: i'll try the refresh. cheers one and all (newbie) Jelena: If you're missing money or whatever after refresh, just ask a lovely liaison to help you out. Shabree comes to mind. (newbie) Shabree: who is this Shabree of which you speak? some kind of NPC? (newbie) Mental: yes, liaisons need a good laugh now and again too... (newbie) Hoplo: just if any other newbies start out, you do get the newbie stuff back (newbie) Jelena: Yes, just like the Lanfear NPC. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2178 (2178) Gp: 296 (351) Xp: 5848809 You thrust at the troll with one of your elegant stilettoes but he parries the blow with his wooden club. Marbo Rehevkor strikes at the troll with his silver dragon nunchaku but he parries the blow with his wooden club. The troll swings at Marbo Rehevkor with his wooden club but he dodges out of the way. You thrust at the troll with one of your elegant stilettoes but he parries the blow with his wooden club. The troll swings at Marbo Rehevkor with his wooden club but his magical shielding absorbs all of the blow. Marbo Rehevkor shoves the troll. Marbo Rehevkor shoves the troll. Hp: 2178 (2178) Gp: 297 (351) Xp: 5848812 You perforate the troll's neck with one of your elegant stilettoes but his skin absorbs some of the blow. You killed the troll. Marbo Rehevkor ponders. You offer to teach shove to Marbo Rehevkor. You grin at Marbo Rehevkor. Marbo Rehevkor learns shove from you. Marbo Rehevkor slaps his forehead and exclaims: D'oh! You offer to teach trip to Marbo Rehevkor. Marbo Rehevkor learns trip from you. You wink at Marbo Rehevkor. Marbo Rehevkor mutters under his breath. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence tells you: scry me > scryball baziit You get a crystal ball from a pocket in the large backpack. The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where Baziit of Silence is: A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has been left fallow this year. It is filled with wild grasses and clover. The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field. The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge. There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground. It is a very warm summer prime's afternoon with almost no wind and many puffy clouds. There is one obvious exit: north. Evil Panin von Bruxa is spectating, Black Madasahatta DaRaven, Wee Feloris, Miss Suzaku, Khadgar, Boyblue the Burninator, Keb Casaubon, Sined L'Magii, Black Arwyn von Bruxa, Wee Fole von Bruxa, Wee Yavanna Clutterbuck, Black Jelena von Bruxa, a handsome sheep shearer, Nanna Jehane von Bruxa, Wee Heqet, Judge Woom von Bruxa and Unlucky Charlie are standing here, Old Man TGGM DeLaCroix is struggling amidst a bunch of vines, Wee Romarin Wytte is curled up in the clover, Laura the Ghost, Baziit of Silence, Kurupt the Wise, Thalic, Wicked Gitta Clutterbuck and Old Pokeberry Clutterbuck are sitting here and Wee Whompy (sticking out like a sore thumb) is hiding behind Unlucky Charlie. Five quills are on the ground and Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater. You scry Baziit of Silence with your crystal ball. The crystal ball clears. You rub the crystal ball. You put the crystal ball in a pocket in the large backpack. You tell Baziit of Silence: O.O ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > portal necklace 2 You prepare to cast Jogloran's Portal of Cheaper Travel on the silver necklace. You start to sketch a door in the air with your finger. The lines you sketched in the air start to glow a red colour. A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room. You can see the door starting to materialise and you hope you don't notice the small figures looking eagerly at the opening. You start dancing wildly around the door throwing power and moonbeams at it in the hopes of scaring off the creatures. A burning piece of fur solidifies with a satisfying thump. > open doors Braving the flames and ignoring the sizzling sound of your flesh roasting, you pull open the burning piece of fur. This was probably not a good idea. > push doors You push the burning piece of fur, trying to make it fall. The smell of burnt flesh permeates the air. > enter door The burning piece of fur wobbles alarmingly. You ignore the roaring flames and throw yourself at the burning piece of fur. As you start to walk through the burning piece of fur, it explodes in your face! The portal disappears with a small clap of incredibly wrong thunder. The burning piece of fur wobbles alarmingly. --a burning rumbler!? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The strong dwarf warrior asks: Are you staring at me? You stare at the strong dwarf warrior. The strong dwarf warrior exclaims: No staring! The strong dwarf warrior moves aggressively towards you! --A fight commenced...Stupid, suicidal dwarf... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wyvyrn says: Eeep. StarWiz X seems to be talking to a three star shield. Wyvyrn says: Shades. Wyvyrn was never here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mysterious stone door and a dirty piece of fur are lying on the ground. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Mental: we need more stupid newbies. I'm getting bored (newbie) Mental: ... (newbie) Mental: mischat ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Oddest TM ever... Saving... You find yourself more able to concentrate on this task than you thought. StarWiz X appears to be checking out all your wounds. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy asks StarWiz X and you: meet shades? ** Fri Sep 12 03:49:31 2003 ** StarWiz X tells Loy and you: sure ** Fri Sep 12 03:49:42 2003 ** Loy tells StarWiz X and you: no wait, rathole ** Fri Sep 12 03:49:46 2003 ** Loy tells StarWiz X and you: sorry :P ** Fri Sep 12 03:49:51 2003 ** StarWiz X tells Loy and you: ok ** Fri Sep 12 03:49:58 2003 ** Loy exclaims to StarWiz X and you: no wait! c guards! ** Fri Sep 12 03:49:58 2003 ** StarWiz X tells Loy and you: nm.. i was just in the vault getting a tetsubo ** Fri Sep 12 03:50:02 2003 ** Loy exclaims to StarWiz X and you: sorry sorry sorry! ** Fri Sep 12 03:50:20 2003 ** Loy tells StarWiz X and you: wait, make that rathole again ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2063(2063) Gp: 0(351) Xp: 3148820 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2178 (2178) Gp: 296 (350) Xp: 1950770 Loy attempts to launch a powerful attack. Loy swings at the bandit with his two-handed black shafted mace but he parries the blow with his short sword. The bandit thrusts at Loy with his short sword but his layer of fluff absorbs all of the blow. The bandit thrusts at you with his short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The bandit thrusts at you with his short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The bandit slices at Loy with his short sword but his Grflx scale absorbs all of the blow. The bandit slices at you with his short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The bandit thrusts at you with his short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. Two bandits's Guild of Bandits' tabard breaks! The fire fails to harm Loy. The fire vaporises six bandits. The fire dies away. You killed the bandit. You killed the bandit. You killed the bandit. You killed the bandit. You killed the bandit. You killed the bandit. boggle You boggle at the concept. > eyes [>:)] Loy: :O You get a human right eye and a human left eye from the corpse of a bandit. You get a human right eye and a human left eye from the corpse of a bandit. You get a human right eye from the corpse of a bandit. You put three human right eyes and two human left eyes in the grotty old potato sack. [>:)] Loy: nice :) [>:)] Langrisser: Flukes! [>:)] Langrisser: Broke two of their tabards, too :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Celery Appleseed smiles at the air distortion (transparent). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Someone whom you can't quite make out leans over and asks you: COULD YOU PASS THE PEPPER? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2178 (2178) Gp: 3 (350) Xp: 795609 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A troll is /cmds/living/stand and Sakkura is standing here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Temple Street east of the Avenue of the Pharaohs [w,e,s]. A small blue light is zipping about and Baziit of Silence and Narcissa Virturii are standing here. The corpse of a bored ambassador, the corpse of a disciplined Djelian soldier, the corpse of a wandering Tsortean soldier, the corpse of a large Ephebian soldier, the corpse of a brawny Ephebian mercenary, the corpse of a weathered Ephebian mercenary, the corpse of a sick-looking sailor, the corpse of a fluffy priestess, the corpse of a rangy Tsortean soldier, the corpse of a weathered Djelian mercenary, the corpse of a scorpion, the corpse of a weathered Tsortean soldier, two corpses of architects, the corpse of a lean Tsortean mercenary and the corpse of a large Tsortean mercenary are on the ground. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bronck of Tith'Onaka smashes the burly troll in the chest with his two-handed black shafted mace. The burly troll says: I'm gonna mash yez into the floor. Bronck of Tith'Onaka dealt the death blow to the burly troll. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --1008th login Something black and unseen taps you on the shoulder. Death says: I FORGOT THIS. Death gives you a small ivory comb. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --1000th login You feel a chill in your bones and turn around to see a large imposing figure wearing a black coat. He smiles down at you in a way that makes your hair stand on end and places a small horse on the ground in front of you. Death says: TREAT HIM WELL AND COMB HIM OFTEN. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --999th login: A small rust coloured dwarf rushes up, he rips his beard off and sticks it to your face, then vanishes back whence he came, laughing merrily. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Keb Casaubon stares scathingly at the cabbage. Keb Casaubon seems locked in a staring contest with the cabbage. Smoke comes out of the cabbage's bodily orifices. The cabbage explodes in a shower of fronds. The cabbage stops following Keb Casaubon. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the southwest, Auron The Vagabond yells: what's 80 divided by 10? ......oh damn! To the southwest, a sudden chill passes through the land as Auron is carried off screaming to the land of shades. To the southwest, Far yells: im an idiot for answering this, but its 8! To the southwest, a sudden chill passes through the land as Far is carried off screaming to the land of shades. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You perforate the hardworking merchant's chest with your elegant stiletto. The hardworking merchant exclaims in Djelian: That's it! No khot-ghot-nut-khin-lat for you! You killed the hardworking merchant. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You open your mouth up widely and pop the piece of writing paper into your mouth. After a moment's deliberation, you chew and consume the piece of writing paper. > Mmm! Red ink flavoured! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence tells you: Twenty corpses of Baziit of Silence are on the floor > scryball baziit You get a crystal ball from a pocket in the large backpack. The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where the ghost of Baziit of Silence is: The corridor widens slightly here as it reaches its conclusion. There is a large stained glass window in the western wall while north of here is the office of the chief administrator. To the south the short term filing office lurks. There are three obvious exits: east, north and south. Death is atop Binky here and the ghost of Baziit of Silence, a skeleton warrior and Blessed Mother parANOIa are standing here. Many corpses of Baziit of Silence are on the floor and Binky is standing next to you, carrying Someone. You scry the ghost of Baziit of Silence with your crystal ball. The crystal ball clears. You rub the crystal ball. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The ghost of Baziit of Silence tells you: Death lies down on the sofa ** Mon Sep 8 05:46:14 2003 ** You tell Baziit of Silence: What killed you? :S ** Mon Sep 8 05:46:58 2003 ** You tell the ghost of Baziit of Silence: O.O ** Mon Sep 8 05:47:08 2003 ** You ask Baziit of Silence: WHAT!? ** Mon Sep 8 05:47:16 2003 ** You ask Baziit of Silence: Are you a ghost or aren't you!? ** Mon Sep 8 05:47:40 2003 ** The ghost of Baziit of Silence tells you: :) ** Mon Sep 8 05:47:48 2003 ** You tell the ghost of Baziit of Silence: O.O ** Mon Sep 8 05:48:14 2003 ** The ghost of Baziit of Silence tells you: hehehehe ** Mon Sep 8 05:48:18 2003 ** You ask the ghost of Baziit of Silence: HOW!? ** Mon Sep 8 05:48:28 2003 ** Baziit of Silence tells you: :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Pay attention to the fifth line down from here... This is a soldier in the Djelian army. There must not be a war on currently because there seem to be quite a few of them about. She is not in good shape. She is standing. She has a small fiery carrot hovering above her. Holding : a Djelian battle axe (left hand) and a wooden djelian shield (right hand). Wearing : a pair of soft leather sandals, a white linen tunic and a gold ring. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > recover human corpses You recover the corpse of a bodyguard and leave it here. > eyes You get a dwarf right eye and a dwarf left eye from the corpse of a bodyguard. You put the dwarf left eye and the dwarf right eye in the grotty old potato sack. > bury corpses You bury the corpse of a bodyguard deep within the earth. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On Green Lumpy Bit, the boring child exclaims: It is Written! At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence tells you: Only student Assassins may attempt the run :( You tell Baziit of Silence: O.o > scryball baziit You get a crystal ball from a pocket in the large backpack. The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where Baziit of Silence is: This is the roof of the Assassins' Guild, just west of the clock tower. The clock itself rises up to the east, huge and imposing. The roof continues to the west. It is a very warm summer prime's evening with almost no wind and some puffy clouds. There are two obvious exits: east and west. Baziit of Silence is standing here. You scry Baziit of Silence with your crystal ball. The crystal ball clears. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --A little puppet show put on for me by buukunaq and Lawful; --My thanks to them for two interesting short plays that cheered me up =) The Monkey God arrives onstage. The Dragon God arrives onstage. On stage, the Monkey God exclaims: dragon, dragon!!! On stage, the Dragon God says: *blows a big flame* On stage, the Dragon God asks: What do you want from me? On stage, the Monkey God says: i am the eewul monkey god On stage, the Monkey God says: i have come to kill you On stage, the Dragon God asks: Pardon? On stage, the Monkey God exclaims: you are dead!!! On stage, the Dragon God exclaims: Me kill you now! On stage, the Monkey God says: *killed the dragon* On stage, the Dragon God says: *lets out a flame which melts everything* On stage, the Monkey God says: dead On stage, the Monkey God exclaims: you cant kill me!!! On stage, the Dragon God exclaims: I will kill you now! On stage, the Dragon God exclaims: Wait, I already killed you! On stage, the Monkey God exclaims: you shall be banished for this!! On stage, a humanoid figure appears. On stage, a humanoid figure vanishes. On stage, the Dragon God exclaims: You are an illliterate sod who cant speak morporkian. DIE now!! On stage, the Dragon God says: *dealt the death blow* On stage, the Monkey God says: *dies* The Monkey God leaves the stage. The Dragon God leaves the stage. ---------- A cabbage arrives onstage. Cohen the Barbarian arrives onstage. On stage, a cabbage says: I am guarding this path you are trying to enter. On stage, a cabbage asks: What are you seeking here, mortal? On stage, Cohen the Barbarian exclaims: i am the mighty cohen! ph33r my p0w3rs!!! On stage, a cabbage exclaims: You shall not pass! On stage, a cabbage exclaims: You shall not pass! On stage, a cabbage exclaims: You shall not pass! On stage, Cohen the Barbarian exclaims: you are just a dumb cabbage, who cannot communicate with the mighty Cohen the Barbarian!!! On stage, a cabbage says: Cooee! Die for this! :P On stage, a cabbage says: *ruffles its fronds* On stage, Cohen the Barbarian says: *draws a long sword in his right hand* You tell LawFul and buukunaQ: Psst..Cohen has a wyrm sword, not a long sword :P On stage, a cabbage exclaims: Ha! You can't beat me with your crude weapons! BuukunaQ grins at you. BuukunaQ tells LawFul and you: He misplaced it :( On stage, Cohen the Barbarian says: *slices his long sword across cabbages body* You remote to LawFul and buukunaQ: Langrisser of Silence laughs On stage, a cabbage says: (translation - slices his long sword across cabbage's body) On stage, a cabbage exclaims: Ha! You don't have a Wyrm Sword! You must be an imposter! On stage, a cabbage says: *fears not!* On stage, a cabbage says: *kicks the fake Cohen inna face* On stage, Cohen the Barbarian says: *runs off, crying* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 216 (349) Xp: 4597701 Reverend Dinewiz swings at the vine trellis with his two-handed black shafted mace but its bark absorbs all of the blow. You launch a powerful attack. You mash the vine trellis' trunk with your golden dragon nunchaku but its bark absorbs some of the blow. The vine trellis swings at Reverend Dinewiz with its branches but his holy vestment absorbs all of the blow. The large peacock flashes his tail at the dirty gardener. Chimara Rehevkor bludgeons the vine trellis' base with his bo. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 219 (349) Xp: 4597704 > health all The dirty gardener is in good shape. Reverend Dinewiz is in good shape. You are in good shape. Chimara Rehevkor is in good shape. The large peacock is in good shape. --The trellis vanished..? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > show golden binky key to all Why not just look at it? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor throws a kushi umbrella at the yeti and hits! Hp: 2063 (2063) Gp: 210 (349) Xp: 3047128 You launch a powerful attack. You stab one of your elegant stilettoes right through the yeti's neck. Chimara Rehevkor smashes the yeti in the chest with his Monster Masher. The yeti takes a sniff and a bite at the umbrella The yeti says: Whaats thiis? Thiis iis nayo uuse to mee. The yeti gives a kushi umbrella to Chimara Rehevkor. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A wave of lassitude comes over you and you lose interest in what you were doing. You hastily release the spell. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You open your mouth up and pop seven papers into it. After a moment's deliberation, you chew and consume seven papers. You get a sudden craving for jam doughnuts. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You launch a powerful attack. You stab one of your ruby-hilted rapiers right through the palace guard's neck. The palace guard exclaims in Djelian: Don't try messing with me, I warn you! You killed the palace guard. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You stab one of your ruby-hilted rapiers right through the archdruid's neck. The archdruid picks up a pebble from the ground. The archdruid dies. ..[Little bit later] The Archdruid is missing! The ceremony is called to a halt! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 316 (348) Xp: 2484509 You perforate the large druid's neck with one of your ruby-hilted rapiers. The large druid picks up a pebble from the ground. The large druid hefts a pebble experimentally. The large druid chants mystic words over a pebble. It starts to glow with a subtle internal light. The large druid aims his pebble at you. The large druid's rock flies off towards you but disintegrates in midair. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 319 (348) Xp: 2484512 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy tells you: the yellow pygmies wielding letter openers and purple winged bananas seem even more vibrant than before.. double the problems :P ..[little bit of chat later] Loy tells you: You cannot perform major shield because because you are hallucinating :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor launches a powerful attack. Chimara Rehevkor mashes the giant spider's left rear leg with his bo. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 322 (348) Xp: 235546spi3 The spider stares at you through thousands of tiny eyes. Chimara Rehevkor dealt the death blow to the giant spider. The giant spider curls up and dies, it's legs twitching as it perishes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Rehevkor flips 0. 0 falls on the floor, tails up. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Langrisser: ...Dead ine one PFG?! Damn you and your pragi :S [>:)] Langrisser: Damn you and your EHA, too...ouchies... [>:)] Grendel: whats dead ? [>:)] Langrisser: barmaidl; died in one PFG of yours [>:)] Loy: look on the floor ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [bleargh!] Dinewiz: "The giant leader exclaims: Wot da heck? Get 'em lads!" Talking to himself? I dunno...*shakes his head* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Shippaytwo: Umm., (newbie) Shippaytwo: Which cre broke the real Shippay? (newbie) Shippaytwo: Seriously guys. (newbie) Nayeli: still broken? hrm. (newbie) Shippaytwo: Try and log in as Shippay, you get a runtime error. (newbie) Shippaytwo: But anyone else, it works FINE. (newbie) Shippaytwo: I figure the cres are out to get me (newbie) Terano: Yeah, we do that to people who spam the newbie channel! (newbie) Shippaytwo: SPAM SPAM SPAM. Anyway, thanks for the insight. Hopefully I'll be up aand naked within a few days. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Acheron launches a powerful attack. Chimara Acheron mashes the druid engineer's head with his bo. The druid engineer exclaims: Let's see how tough ye be with a sickle up yer backside! The druid engineer dies. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plimph tells you: don't you ever leave here??! :) You ask Plimph: ...Leave!? Where's there to leave to!? Plimph tells you: erm.... you win :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cheerful wealthy woman and a pretentious wealthy man wander in. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- XHunter di cino tells Loy, Chimara Acheron, Dominick X and you: You prepare to inhume Ilik Tanikalot. You fire a crossbow at Ilik Tanikalot and score a direct hit to the throat! Ilik Tanikalot dies. lik Tanikalot looks questioningly at his corpse. His ghost peers at you in a wispy way, grabs your purse and runs off.[ Your inhumation records are: Ilik x4 Loy tells Chimara Acheron, Dominick X, xHunter di cino and you: :P Chimara Acheron exclaims to Dominick X, xHunter di cino, Loy and you: Mmm, inhuuuume! You tell Dominick X, xHunter di cino, Loy and Chimara Acheron: ...there goes your money :P Chimara Acheron tells Dominick X, xHunter di cino, Loy and you: *grins* XHunter di cino tells Dominick X, Loy, Chimara Acheron and you: not really.. price for him is 800 dollars Chimara Acheron tells Dominick X, Loy, xHunter di cino and you: He's got that stealing stuff to a tee, he's even mastered it in the afterlife. :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You perforate the stout wizard's right arm with one of your ruby-hilted rapiers. The stout wizard utters an incantation. The crowd flees in terror. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inside a tent. There is one obvious exit: leave. Five bandits are standing here. Loy and Chimara Acheron enter the tent. Loy and Chimara Acheron succeed in following you. The bandit slices at Loy with his short sword but he blocks the blow with his right hand. The bandit thrusts at Chimara Acheron with his short sword but he parries the blow with his spoon. The bandit slices at Chimara Acheron with his short sword but he parries the blow with his spoon. The bandit slices at Chimara Acheron with his short sword but he parries the blow with his spoon. The bandit slices at Chimara Acheron with his short sword but he parries the blow with his spoon. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The playful child exclaims: 4 hp! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You are currently fighting three nasty fighters, two lumbering trolls, a deranged fighter, a hulking troll, a mean troll, two towering trolls, a dangerous fighter, a dastardly fighter, two terrifying trolls, and two sneaky muggers (these are people you will auto attack on sight). ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Altan: My bucket does not leak. What is this about leaky objects? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Enters enters Discworld] You huggle Enters [Enters leaves Discworld] --Ever get the feeling of deja vu? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy clasps a medium leather shield close. Loy holds a medium letaher shield out and moves it around in a circle. Loy seems to be talking to a medium leather shield. A medium leather shield begins to float around Loy. [>:)] Loy: EAT MY EFF! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Chimara: "> (Playerkillers) Moondog wisps: Xp: 666666" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [©] Chimara: " Xp: 888888 " [©] Chimara: "Hp: ---- (----) Gp: --- (---) Xp: 888888" was the full monitor ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You launch a powerful attack. You stab one of your elegant stilettoes right through the giant leader's neck. The giant leader exclaims: Wot da heck? Get 'em lads! You killed the giant leader. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The ceremonial guard thrusts at Chimara Acheron with his khopesh but he parries the blow with his spoon. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Acheron drops the snake tooth. Chimara Acheron and Loy disappear into the gloom. You follow Chimara Acheron 6. There are four obvious exits: 1, 2, 3 and 4. Loy and Chimara Acheron are standing here. [>:)] Loy: hey my tooth ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy shoves the dastardly fighter sending him crashing to the ground. The dastardly fighter shoves Loy sending him crashing to the ground. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence kisses Feather. Feather spits. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence cheers enthusiastically. Baziit of Silence points at Feather. Baziit of Silence huggles Feather. [bl(a)b] Belanar: w00t, cohen is a big girlie :-P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence launches a powerful attack. Baziit of Silence mashes the snarling rogue's right leg with his two-handed black shafted mace. The snarling rogue exclaims: Get 'em boys! Use yer nails! Baziit of Silence dealt the death blow to the snarling rogue. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) LightAngel: how do I tune the pumpkin/talker ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Anyanka: can you relieve yourself on this? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit of Silence shouts: IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL! Baziit of Silence smashes the giant in the head with his two-handed black shafted mace but his skin absorbs some of the blow. ---------- Baziit of Silence shouts: THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL! Baziit of Silence smashes the drunken dwarf in the head with his two-handed black shafted mace. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You read a half rotten carrot: Written in softly glowing letters: EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ChefII de Sac nods im blind, how long will i take to recover, or is there nay way i can make myself better? at you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The troll asks: What's this? Loy gives a cup of hot water to the troll. The troll says: Sorry. That does not suit my fancy. Keep it. The troll gives a cup of hot water to Loy. The troll asks: What's this? Loy gives a cup of hot water to the troll. The troll says: Sorry. That does not suit my fancy. Keep it. The troll gives a cup of hot water to Loy. The troll asks: What's this? Loy gives a cup of hot water to the troll. The troll says: Sorry. That does not suit my fancy. Keep it. The troll gives a cup of hot water to Loy. The troll asks: What's this? Loy gives a cup of hot water to the troll. The troll says: Sorry. That does not suit my fancy. Keep it. The troll gives a cup of hot water to Loy. [>:)] Langrisser: Plant it on him? Loy exclaims to the troll: ok then.. die! Loy swings at the troll with his two-handed black shafted mace but he easily parries the blow with his wooden club. ---------- Hp: 2178 (2178) Gp: 346 (347) Xp: 3210040 Loy smashes the troll in the right foot with his two-handed black shafted mace. Loy dealt the death blow to the troll. Loy puts the cup of hot water on the corpse of a troll. [>:)] Langrisser: Weirdo troll :S Loy exclaims: there! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Chimara: In this song it said i'll nbever let them break your heart, i just type pulverise heart with bo. ;) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Chimara: "Unless of course you count the fact that two angry trolls seem intent on beating you to a pulp!" "Two corpses of wandering troll warriors and two corpses of rugged troll warriors are on the floor." Either they can't count or two weren't angry. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You furbert two ceremonial guards on the tummy. You zonk two ceremonial guards on the nose. You glare stonily at two ceremonial guards. You grab two ceremnial guards by the hair and type out 'Read help rules' with their forehead. You pat two ceremonial guards on the head. Loy exclaims to you: stop playing with your food! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The giant exclaims: Me play game nayw! The giant reaches down to pluck you from the ground. The giant exclaims: Ye go squish nayw! The giant grabs hold of you and roughly lifts you up into his hands, chuckling horribly. With an evil grin, he lifts you over his head, and throws you bodily at Elias Brightblade! You sail past Elias Brightblade, flying over the side of the mountain in the process! The giant pouts. Terminal velocity is a terrible thing to have to overcome. As gravity has its wicked way with your mass, it's difficult to concentrate on anything other than the fast approaching rocks below... There are no obvious exits. You stab the giant deeply in the neck with one of your elegant stilettoes but his skin absorbs some of the blow. ---------- > group say Bah :P You're too busy watching your life flash before your eyes to do anything! This is a tiny dead end. All around are the solid stone faces of the Ramtops, brooding and ominous. The bones of unfortunate travelers cover the ground, smashed skulls and broken bones being unusually predominant. To the northeast lies a steep path up the mountains. The rocky landscape is clothed in an almost impenetrable mist, reducing visibility to your immediate surroundings. It is a warm summer prime's morning with almost no wind and dense cloud cover. There is one obvious exit: northeast. The impact of your fall jars your bones and sends your body into shock. Every nerve ending on your body screams in pain. You open your eyes to a blinding white light, which eventually dissipates and brings the rest of the world back into focus. [>:)] Langrisser: bah [>:)] Elias: Thanks Lango! I got a dodge tm off that! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You fluff Loy. Loy farts. Loy acks. Loy fluffs. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scheda Carte says: "Congratulations!" Hm. No, that might be inappropriate for a funeral card... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Acheron tells you: But of course you're still invited to group. :P You tell Chimara Acheron: I'll have enough royals in about 3 minuets You tell Chimara Acheron: But you'd proly do better grouping with Marcoborsato than me :S Chimara Acheron exclaims to you: Yeah, like KLK is brilliant Xp! You ask Chimara Acheron: I thought he could portal...? Chimara Acheron tells you: ... Chimara Acheron tells you: MarcoBorsato, a lean Ephebian mercenary, a rangy Tsortean mercenary and a grizzled Tsortean mercenary are standing here. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man ventures up the alley to the north. You guess that makes him either a mugger or a mug. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The spell "Grisald's Reanimated Guardian" is a defensive spell. For stage one using the summoning skill, you are likely to succeed. For stage two using the binding skill, you would most certainly succeed. For stage three using the animating skill, you would most certainly succeed. For stage four using the healing skill, you would most certainly fail. You complete checking the stages in the casting for Grisald's Reanimated Guardian. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the west, a town crier yells: My voice is fading away! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Godly: if i try to kill something i cant get the courage (newbie) Elistan: that means you're attempting to attack other players. (newbie) Elistan: have a read of "help playerkillers" :) (newbie) Merrick: thats because your attacking another player :) (and your not pk) (newbie) Godly: help playerkillers ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two yetis sighs sadly. Two yetis say: Thaat stung a biit. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The quiet child exclaims: Thudric's a jolly good fellow! --Ooooh dear... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Shal: does anyone know a website for the latest map? (newbie) Kissaki: try to finger Airk :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Shal: help im lost in peasant parade ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the dead body of a palm. It appears to be missing its leaf, nut and trunk. Carrying: a stone palm trunk, a stone palm leaf and a stone palm nut. > get all from corpse You cannot get the stone palm trunk, the stone palm leaf and the stone palm nut. > score burden You are unburdened (0%). > score stats Constitution ... 13 Strength ....... 13 Weight ......... 81.0kg Dexterity ...... 13 Wisdom ......... 13 Intelligence ... 13 Height ......... 175 cm ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya arrives from the southeast. Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya bows. The palm stretches its fronds. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- scryball Cmutty The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya is: The land is lit up by the eerie light of the waning three quarter moon. You are high above the Disc, flying through the night sky. It is a slightly chilly summer prime's night with almost no wind and a few high level cirrus clouds. There are no obvious exits. Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya is flying on a broomstick. You scry Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya with your crystal ball. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A drunken wizard asks a small dog for directions to the Unseen University. The dog points hubwards. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You are wounded; the intense pain makes you lose your concentration! Saving... A sudden flash of insight allows you to understand healing a little better. You cut your arm and let your blood spill out and pool at your feet. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire fails to harm Olga. The fire burns the mighty oak. The fire dies away. The mighty oak swings at you with its branches but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Olga shouts: only you can prevent forest fires Olga chops one of her Djelian battle axes into the mighty oak's root. --Best warcry for a tree being pragiid :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bronx the Everliving asks you: your name sounds so familiar. Are you famous or something ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Baziit does wavy hand movements and says to you: "you will accept payment from baziit" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Onna Stik neatly fillets the skeleton warrior's right foot with his Wyrm Sword. [elites] Chimara: I can fillet bone! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > poke priest Hp: 1980 (1980) Gp: 155 (304) Xp: 683096 You perforate the devoted priest's left arm with your stiletto. You killed the devoted priest. The devoted priest peers suspiciously at you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > score You are just a disembodied spirit. What use does a wispy thing like you have for a collection of meaningless numbers? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > score align You're dead. Things such as 'good' and 'evil' are no longer of your concern. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You prepare to cast Jogloran's Portal of Cheaper Travel on the silver necklace. You start to sketch a door in the air with your finger. StarWiz X starts to sketch a door in the air with his finger. The lines you sketched in the air start to glow a red colour. The lines StarWiz X sketched in the air start to glow a red colour. A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room. A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room. You can see the door starting to materialise and you hope you don't notice the small figures looking eagerly at the opening. The door slowly starts to materialise. You start dancing wildly around the door throwing power and moonbeams at it in the hopes of scaring off the creatures. StarWiz X dances and capers madly around the door, throwing bizarre coloured bits of power into it and chanting strange and obscure lyrics. Two mysterious wire mesh doors solidifies with a satisfying thump. [womblers] StarWiz: lag [womblers] StarWiz: opps You agree with StarWiz X wholeheartedly. [womblers] StarWiz: wow [womblers] Langrisser: ...WHAT!? [womblers] StarWiz: wait StarWiz X opens two mysterious wire mesh doors. > enter door 1 Cannot find "enter door", no match. > look enter door [womblers] StarWiz: you won You look through the mysterious wire mesh door: This is a dimly lit cellar. Large, smooth flagstones cover the floor, and the air is quite dank. A rusty metal ladder leads up to a trapdoor in the ceiling. In one corner, a small stone spiral staircase leads downwards. The atmosphere somehow seems to be as thick as thieves! There is a doorway in the northern wall with a sign above it. There are three obvious exits: north, up and down. A bulletin board [ 36 notes ] is mounted on one wall. You laugh. StarWiz X moves through the mysterious wire mesh door. You go through the mysterious wire mesh door. You follow StarWiz X enter door. Welcome to Mit-sin-bibh-khot's world of rare reagents. This is a small business he runs on the side since there is often difficulty in getting some more common reagents in these parts. There is a small sign on the counter. There is one obvious exit: northwest. StarWiz X, Dupre and Ishibabba are standing here and Mit-sin-bibh-khot is standing behind the counter. Mit-sin-bibh-khot peers at Ishibabba suspiciously. Ishibabba hands over 7 Djelian talona and 5 Djelian ptascpi and Mit-sin-bibh-khot hands over three beeswax candles. The old wizard shuffles away from Ishibabba. Ishibabba puts three beeswax candles in a pocket in the utility belt. Ishibabba opens the northwest door. Ishibabba leaves northwest. Ishibabba closes the northwest door. [womblers] Langrisser: Did I? :P [womblers] StarWiz: boggle ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy launches a powerful attack. Loy mashes the mean troll's right arm with his two-handed black shafted mace. The mean troll punches at Loy but his Grflx scale absorbs all of the blow. Loy dealt the death blow to the mean troll. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The fat troll child exclaims: Who's you daddy! Olga rolls around on the floor laughing. Olga exclaims: who's yo mammy! Olga moves aggresively towards the fat troll child! --Interesting warcry...Especially since you used it once or twice before we ran into the child :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The hands seem infused with new vitality. The hands grabbing a jolly drunken troll let go. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You prepare to stab the anxious merchant with one of your ruby-hilted rapiers. You launch a powerful attack. You stab one of your ruby-hilted rapiers right through the anxious merchant's chest. The anxious merchant exclaims: Leave me alone! You killed the anxious merchant. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Cazza: to (newbie) Cazza: < i am in the same room> (newbie) Nayeli: maybe get rid of the <>'s? :) (newbie) Cazza: < thank i'll try that> (newbie) Cazza: kof wizard You get a cured carrot from the large backpack. You prepare to cast Kamikaze Oryctolagus Flammula on the wizard. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 259 (345) Xp: 462022 The wizard wrinkles his face in disgust. You wiggle your eyebrows around a bit. The wizard points at you. You think about a nice, big, orange, burning carrot. Sister Riley Goes Ekki Boing whaps the wizard over the head. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 262 (345) Xp: 462025 The wizard sets fire to the carrot. You point at the wizard. You ceremonially set fire to the carrot with the torch. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 265 (345) Xp: 462028 Seven fire bunnies leap out of the ground and throw themselves at the wizard. The carrot floats up and hovers above the wizard. The carrot floating towards the wizard's head bounces off and explodes at a safe distance. The carrot floats up and hovers above you. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 268 (345) Xp: 462031 You perforate the wizard's chest with your ruby-hilted rapier. The wizard swings at you with his old staff but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You perforate the wizard's right hand with your elegant stiletto. Eight fire bunnies leap out of the ground and throw themselves at you. Hp: 1816 (2002) Gp: 267 (345) Xp: 462034 You perforate the wizard's right hand with your ruby-hilted rapier. Seven fire bunnies leap out of the ground and throw themselves at the wizard. Hp: 1820 (2002) Gp: 269 (345) Xp: 462037 You skewer the wizard's left leg with your elegant stiletto. Hp: 1824 (2002) Gp: 271 (345) Xp: 462040 You stab your ruby-hilted rapier right through the wizard's neck. You killed the wizard. The fiery carrot above the wizard's head flickers and goes out. Eight fire bunnies leap out of the ground and throw themselves at you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > cast Narquin's mist of doom on death Death, being of the dead persuasion, is immune to offensive magic. You don't seem to have a valid target. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The priest swirls about. You stab one of your ruby-hilted rapiers right through the priest's chest. The priest shouts out a single word that you can't understand. You killed the priest. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You perforate the weathered warrior's stomach with one of your ruby-hilted rapiers. The weathered warrior asks: Don't you know who I am? You killed the weathered warrior. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Acheron gets 2 Ankh-Morpork dollars, one Agatean Empire fifty-rhinu, some Ankh-Morpork pence, some Djelian talona, some Lancre shillings, 5 Lancre crowns, 3 Lancre thruppences, 2 Lancre tuppences, 3 Lancre farthings, 2 Lancre sixpences and some Lancre pennies from the corpse of a mean troll. Chimara Acheron gets something from the corpse of a hulking troll. Chimara Acheron gets 2 Ankh-Morpork dollars, one Agatean Empire fifty-rhinu, some Ankh-Morpork pence, some Djelian talona, some Lancre shillings, 5 Lancre crowns, 3 Lancre thruppences, 2 Lancre tuppences, 3 Lancre farthings, 2 Lancre sixpences and some Lancre pennies from the corpse of an angry fighter. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Langrisser: T-guards, then trolls [>:)] Chimara: Go PK and say that! Indeeeed, indeeeed, indeeeed, indooood! [>:)] Langrisser: Go PK and say "T-guards then trolls"? [>:)] Loy: yes ;) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Acheron shouts: MY MY WE'VE BEEN A BIT CARELESS HAVEN'T WE? Chimara Acheron moves aggressively towards one of the giants! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Acheron shines brightly. The giant leader beams at Chimara Acheron. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Chimara: Wizards version of "order"- "You order the Tsortean metal shield to lop Chimara Acheron's head off" "The Tsortean metal shield flies at Chimara at full speed - of about oooh say 300mph? - the Tsortean metal shield takes Chimara Acheron's head off then zooms back into it's place of orbit. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 343 (343) Xp: 142070 You knock the demented fighter's chest with your bo. Loy launches a powerful attack. Loy mashes the demented fighter's left hand with his two-handed black shafted mace. You prepare to bash the demented fighter with your bo. Loy dealt the death blow to the demented fighter. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Groshnok Steelfire tells you: Lithian kicks out at you but you parry the blow with your spoon. You tell Groshnok Steelfire: I've got a fork and a dinner knife if you want to try those? :P Groshnok Steelfire tells you: Already did =p Groshnok Steelfire exclaims to you: Parry TM! You ask Groshnok Steelfire: YOU TMD FROM USING A SPOON!? Groshnok Steelfire tells you: Many times ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The mean brawler mutters a complicated curse, involving the saints of several religions, and a less usual sexual practice. (Which I won't reproduce here.) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Lanfart leaves Discworld] [Lanfear enters Discworld] --Note that this only happened once. I have seen both on together a lot. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The net dead statue of CTJ Daluka wipes some cream off his face and throws it on the ground. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your small blue light crumples to dust. [10000xp] Chimara: Why dust? Why can't into crumble into ashes or feathers...or maybe even fishes? [10000xp] Cmutty: fishes smell ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You tell Elias Brightblade: I got the palace guards :P [Lexx enters Discworld] [Lokjin enters Discworld] [Tidus enters Discworld] [Brocoflower enters Discworld] [Pilfer enters Discworld] [Goron enters Discworld] [Elias enters Discworld] Elias Brightblade enters the game. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The tower guard exclaims: I will happily die for the King of Sto Lat! Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 64 (343) Xp: 1777157 You slice the tower guard's neck with one of your thieves' daggers. You killed the tower guard. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TICK...TOCK...TICK...This is a fairly large clock shop that sells an array of timepieces. TOCK...TICK...It really is quite peaceful in here despite the incessant ticking of the mechanisms and the swooshing of the pendulums and the swirling of cogs and the chiming of the quarter hour and the odd appearance of small imps on the end of a spring croaking loudly and the...TOCK. Oh ok, it's noisy as hell. It boggles the mind how any sane person could stand to work in this ear-splitting hell hole. So it would probably be best for one to buy something and get out of here quickly. There is one obvious exit: south. Ji Dian Zhong is standing here. A cash safe is in the wall. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Andreous: where is a good place to look for rats children and roaches (newbie) Jindbar: ankh-morpork (newbie) Arethusa: Daycare centers. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Andreous: when is it going to be day time (newbie) Mandarb: Common belief is just after night time is finished whatever it is its doing ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Forbiden: how do i change colors again? (newbie) Shinobi: 'help help' and in this case 'help colours' :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elias Brightblade gets a troll head from the decapitated corpse of a towering troll. Elias Brightblade fails to hold a troll head. Elias Brightblade fails to hold a troll head. Elias Brightblade drops the troll head. You grin at Elias Brightblade. [everything] Elias: NOW it's the Troll's Head bar. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the distance to the south, Ilik Tanikalot yells: Quick! To win 5 Royals, be the first to shout the answer to fourteen times twelve! --Hm..One hundred and sixty *eight* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A campsite [n,s,e,w,enter door]. Wanderlust Brightblade, Elias Brightblade and a chipmunk are standing here. A mysterious crystal door is hanging in the air. You push the mysterious crystal door, trying to make it fall. The mysterious crystal door wobbles alarmingly. You prepare to cast Jogloran's Portal of Cheaper Travel on the silver pendant. You start to sketch a door in the air with your finger. The lines you sketched in the air start to glow a red colour. A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room. The mysterious crystal door falls! You can see the door starting to materialise and you hope you don't notice the small figures looking eagerly at the opening. You start dancing wildly around the door throwing power and moonbeams at it in the hopes of scaring off the creatures. A mysterious crystal door solidifies with a satisfying thump. The portal disappears with a small clap of thunder. You open the mysterious crystal door. You push the mysterious crystal door, trying to make it fall. > enter door What? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Unatest leaves Discworld] Login name : Unatest Real name : ??? Member of the Adventurers' guild. First logged on Mon Sep 24 13:47:29 2001. 3 days, 1 hour, 50 minutes and 51 seconds old. Last logged off 8 seconds ago. 4 mail messages. No project. No plan. Login name : Una Real name : Oona Birthday : 2nd of October Email : Home directory : /d/cwc Member of the Warriors' Guild. Location : Cambridge Home Page: Una is a Director. Roles : Domain Leader and Developer. Domains : Leader of the Cwc domain. Project in the Learning domain: Exciting Example Exploration Project in the Sur domain: Cabbage Among Cabbages First logged on Thu Jul 26 19:10:08 2001. 198 days, 2 hours, 46 minutes and 49 seconds old. On since Wed Aug 13 06:21:12 2003 (3 hours, 39 minutes and 37 seconds). Idle for 1 minute and 6 seconds. 70 mail messages. No project. No plan. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Thanks to Chimara for this one: (Warriors) Chimara wisps: Aparently Cohen still wets his bed. *nods* (Warriors) Cohen wisps: Shay, that Cohen fellow shure is a hanshome fella, ishn't he? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Playerkillers) Necros wisps: And thus doth the eight-ball speak, giving forth great words of wisdom from forth its shiny read-out: Bugger off, I'm busy! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Pheral: i am in the assassins how do i advance? (newbie) Mental: the assassins guild is one of the hardest to play and therefore has been made hard to join. consider trying to join your first test of worth :) Good luck! (newbie) Mental: erm, oops (newbie) Mental: that question might be better suited on the assassins channel of your talker (newbie) Krillis: indeed (newbie) Mental: (wrong alias, sowwy) (newbie) Archana: yes it spares our Newbie helpers automated aliases (newbie) Mental: hey, I've had a rough day okay? :P (newbie) Archana: become one of my pt's it could be harder (newbie) Dogbolter: *yours?* (newbie) Jelena: Yes, all us playtesters belong to Archana. (newbie) Mental: no thanks, I'd rather stick this pin in my eyeball (newbie) Archana: I'm feel a personal attachment to them. After all they are willing to Die for me (newbie) Aprophis: oh, well, death is a pretty nice guy, so it's no biggie to die (newbie) Mental: that discussion might be better suited on the cre channel of your talker stick (newbie) Dogbolter: He likes a curry, too. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Laughter comes from outside the door. It sounds like a frozen cat being sawn into pieces. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Imaginary: how do i join the assassins guild? (newbie) Kinis: Hint: Go To The Assassins Guild ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dare Frostholme hacks Nadow's chest with his Shadowblade. Nadow says: You'll regret this. Dare Frostholme dealt the death blow to Nadow. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Junction of Temple Street and Barter Street [s,w,e]. Chimara Acheron is standing here. The corpse of a grizzled Ephebian soldier, the corpse of a weathered Ephebian soldier, the corpse of a rugged Tsortean soldier, the corpse of a lean Djelian soldier, the corpse of a weathered Djelian soldier, the corpse of a wandering Tsortean soldier, the corpse of a poor tramp, the corpse of an Agatean diplomat, the corpse of a lean Tsortean soldier, the corpse of a rugged Ephebian soldier, the corpse of a large Tsortean soldier and two somewhat decayed remains of corpses are on the ground. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --From Chimara [>:)] Loy: that it? --Meaning are all the NPCs dead. Somewhere in the Shades [5,3,4,1,2,6,7]. Loy suddenly appears from somewhere in the gloom. Loy follows you. > 6 Somewhere in the Shades [1,2,3,4]. Loy suddenly appears from somewhere in the gloom. Loy follows you. [>:)] Chimara: NO! NOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! > 3 Somewhere in the Shades [3,1,2,4,5,6,7]. A dastardly fighter, a mean fighter and a dirty fighter are standing here. Loy suddenly appears from somewhere in the gloom. Loy follows you. The dastardly fighter, the mean fighter and the dirty fighter move aggressively towards you! The dastardly fighter moves aggressively towards Loy! The mean fighter moves aggressively towards Loy! The dirty fighter moves aggressively towards Loy! The dastardly fighter swings her two-handed axe at you but your layer of fluff absorbs all of the blow. The mean fighter slices at Loy with her short sword but he blocks the blow with his cloud dragon shield. The dirty fighter thrusts at Loy with her two-handed sword but he blocks the blow with his cloud dragon shield. The dastardly fighter swings her two-handed axe at Loy but he blocks the blow with his cloud dragon shield. The mean fighter thrusts at Loy with her short sword but his layer of fluff absorbs all of the blow. [>:)] Chimara: Told ya. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --From Loy: > use watch > ks imp You tap on your watch, and a imp hops out. The tiny imp whispers to you: The time is 1:36 Pee Em, Saturday 30th April Prime, UC 2017. You Prepare to attack a tiny imp. Queued command: smash imp with mace Hp: 1826 (1826) Gp: 403 (403) Xp: 2104853 You mash the tiny imp's left rear leg with your two-handed black shafted mace. The tiny imp punches at you but your layer of fluff absorbs all of the blow. The tiny imp whispers to you: Thought for the day: A Hero Is One Who Seeks Danger And Adventure, Mainly Coz He Is Too Stupid To Understand The Meaning Of Danger. You prepare to smash the tiny imp with your two-handed black shafted mace. You launch a powerful attack. You mash the tiny imp's head with your two-handed black shafted mace. The tiny imp punches at you but your layer of fluff absorbs all of the blow. > health all Queued command: health all Hp: 1826 (1826) Gp: 369 (403) Xp: 2104856 You hit the tiny imp in the left rear leg with your two-handed black shafted mace. You killed the tiny imp. You are in good shape. The religious instructor is in good shape. > look The thick pile of fluff near the doors makes this room look suspiciously like a pocket. Lint is everywhere, along with several metal discs that look kind of like coins. A length of rope lies by one wall, and strange decorations that look like stitching runs along the length of the wall. There is one obvious exit: northwest. A religious instructor is standing here. A bulletin board [50 notes] is mounted on one wall, a membership rota is nailed to the wall and the corpse of a tiny imp is on the floor. > look corpse This is the dead body of a tiny imp. > dcorpse You draw the attention of Gufnork, the God of fluff, to the corpse of the tiny imp, which sprouts mould and moss, growing rapidly and then dissapearing to leave nothing behind. > use watch You tap on your watch, and an imp hops out. The tiny imp whispers to you: The time is 1:38 Pee Em, Saturday 30th April Prime, UC 2017. The tiny imp whispers to you: Thought for the day: Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining. > pat imp You pat the tiny imp on the head. The tiny imp hops back into the watch. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Greasy sparks crawl over the west wall, and a door silently materialises. Eviscerator wonders if the t-shop has broken down ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dogbolter pops his head from out of your undergarments (get some clean ones!) and tells you that if combat is broken for you, please 'su'. (help su) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You listen to the pleasant strains of a flute being played. Suddenly it is cut off with a loud scream. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2063 (2063) Gp: 67 (342) Xp: 1069098 The giant exclaims: Me play game nayw! The giant reaches down to pluck you from the ground. The giant exclaims: Ye go squish nayw! The giant grabs hold of you and roughly lifts you up into his hands, chuckling horribly. With an evil grin, he lifts you over his head, and throws you bodily at Lizakiz d'Chased! You collide heavily with Lizakiz d'Chased, bruising you both and cracking several of your ribs in the process. The giant laughs. As your shield absorbs the impact, it becomes visible as a dull red glow. You knock the giant's stomach with your bo but his skin absorbs some of the blow. You killed the giant. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the northeast, a town crier shouts: I drink...therefore I am....drunk..*hic* ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [as a wizzie] Lizakiz: Stubborn, troll, doesn't want to die. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The druid says: Ever sat for hours with a mushroom stuck up yer... actually never mind. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where Clarence de Q'ta is: This is Baker Street. There seems to be a clearer-than-usual quality to the air here, and you can smell something refreshing on the breeze. To the south, Baker Street joins up with God Street, while to the north is more of Baker Street. A shop is to the west. With few people about, this seems to be a quiet part of the city, perfect for getting mugged. It is a warm spring prime's evening with almost no wind and some puffy clouds. There are three obvious exits: northwest, south and west. Clarence de Q'ta is standing here. You scry Clarence de Q'ta with your crystal ball. --Perfect place to get mugged...Too bad Clarence only robs ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where Ilik Tanikalot is: You're bobbing around like a cork on the surface of the sea. It's big, wet and dull. Nearby to the east and northwest lies the coastline. Eight miles to the north is the Coast road, nine miles to the northwest bunches of cabbage fields and fifty miles to the south the Morpork mountains reach to the sky. It is a warm spring prime's evening with almost no wind and some puffy clouds. There are four obvious exits: swim north, swim east, swim south and swim west. Ilik Tanikalot is swimming here. You scry Ilik Tanikalot with your crystal ball. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The humongous whirlwind of dust mashes your right foot with humongous whirlwind of dust's. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nearby to the south, a town crier shouts: It's better to buy more lives, than to fade away... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the north, a town crier shouts: Message ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The rugged warrior ruffles your hair. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Kronk: Help ive been killed. Says I was inhumed. I was trying to find where I signup :( What should I do. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lanfear beeps happily at Blessed Father Belanar. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [bah! a zit!] Langrisser: I go insane everywhere :P [bah! a zit!] Belanar: but i'm burdened... [bah! a zit!] Langrisser: untilI'm out of gp, that is [bah! a zit!] Baziit: Just abouts sums you up Lang ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Acheron exclaims to Belanar and you: The ghost of Linda Cardiffe waves her arms about anxiously and says: "OOo" at you. KILL IT! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A kid moons you and runs away fast ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A loud duck swims in followed by a flock of cheeping ducklings. Awwww! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You get a crystal ball from a pocket in the large backpack. Sorry, Tibolt is involved in a PK fight. You rub your crystal ball. You put the crystal ball in a pocket in the large backpack. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > health all Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 227 (342) Xp: 1681423 You nick the puissant monk's left leg with one of your ruby-hilted rapiers. The puissant monk places his hands together and closes his eyes. You are in good shape. The puissant monk is not in good shape. > stab monk with rapier 1 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 229 (342) Xp: 1681426 You stab one of your ruby-hilted rapiers right through the puissant monk's chest. The puissant monk utters a quick prayer to Sandelfon. The puissant monk places his hands on himself. The puissant monk places his hands together and closes his eyes. You prepare to stab the puissant monk with one of your ruby-hilted rapiers. > Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 196 (342) Xp: 1681429 You launch a powerful attack. You stab one of your ruby-hilted rapiers right through the puissant monk's neck. You killed the puissant monk. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Onip: do npc regenerate health? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The small, clean space makes anyone ashamed to enter and stand in it with their filthy shoes from the streets outside. There is a narrow bench on one wall and a tall counter opposite it. Just where the counter ends, there is a round opening set in the wall, secured with a door. Oddly enough, this doesn't seem like a normal laundry house. There are two obvious exits: south and north. A small blue light is zipping about and Too Bath Salts is standing here. A paper sign is standing on a shelf. > help here laundry entry room Discworld room help laundry entry room Name laundry entry - where you would go to clean up yourself! Syntax Description This is a room help file. Moving towards the laundry door will trigger a payment. Example north You open the laundry door. You pay Too Bath Salts who signals you to go through the small, round door of the laundry. Then you get cleaned of all the foul smells, or image altering things. > north You pay Too Bath Salts who signals you to go through the small, round door of the laundry. The cylindrical room reminds one of a wheel hamsters run in to pass their time. The wooden surface of the beams is sleek and toughened by age and use. Through the bent beams you can make out three imps: Two are sitting on some static type of bicycles and one is standing by a tap. There is one obvious exit: south. A small blue light darts into the area and zips around you. As you step into this cylinder or room or whatever you want to call it, you hear a small voice squeak "OK fellows! On my mark!". The cylindrical wheel you are in starts to move slowly, forcing you to start walking so as to not be knocked down. The cylindrical wheel starts to move so fast you find yourself running in order to keep up. Foam has started forming in the water at your feet. Maybe you should enter panic mode, oh... right about now? You fall down and get tossed from side to side while the cylinder is moving. Foam is on your clothes, in your nostrils, everywhere. Your eyes sting and somehow you think that this torture will never end. You hear a squeaky voice call out "All right, we are done with this one." and the wheel starts to slow down. You feel miserable. Just as you think it is all over an imp lights a big torch. The other two climb on his back and start to blow towards you. Hot air wafts over you, drying you up fast. You can't help but think that technology has progressed so much! You feel all fuzzy and dry like fluff. The small, round cylindrical door opens up and you are pushed out by an imp. Somehow when you thought of a laundry house, this wasn't what you had in mind. The small, clean space makes anyone ashamed to enter and stand in it with their filthy shoes from the streets outside. There is a narrow bench on one wall and a tall counter opposite it. Just where the counter ends, there is a round opening set in the wall, secured with a door. Oddly enough, this doesn't seem like a normal laundry house. There are two obvious exits: south and north. Too Bath Salts is standing here. A paper sign is standing on a shelf. A small blue light darts into the area and zips around you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2178 (2178) Gp: 70 (342) Xp: 1455615 You strike the looming troll lightly in the right foot with your silver dragon nunchaku but his skin absorbs some of the blow. Chimara Acheron strikes the looming troll hard in the right foot with his bo. Chimara Acheron strikes the looming troll hard in the right foot with his bo. --Poor troll's right foot :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Thieves) Pyto wisps: terrysalt but to finish the convo i am damn sexy in a short black dress (Thieves) Pyto wisps: ehmmmmmm (Thieves) Pyto wisps: misalias (Thieves) Pyto wisps: delete that from your logs ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [©] Loy: yay, a fighter [©] Chimara: Yay a turnip. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire fails to harm Dare Frostholme. The fire melts three bandits. The fire dies away. You killed the bandit. You killed the bandit. You killed the bandit. --About five minutes of waiting and chatting later --(I even created a pickling stick and zapped the corpses) 16:03:34[daring xp] Dare: ERm. Were you waiting on me? :P 16:03:38[daring xp] Langrisser: yep :P 16:03:46[daring xp] Dare didn't even realize he hadn't buried :P 16:03:48[daring xp] Langrisser: I figured pickling the corpses would hint it, but nooooo 16:03:54[daring xp] Dare laughs 16:04:08[daring xp] Dare: Oh, man. That's good :P 16:04:14[daring xp] You emote: Langrisser grins 16:06:00[daring xp] Dare: Damnit, man. Say something if I get all dazed :P 16:06:08[daring xp] Langrisser: you're half asleep, ain't ya? :P 16:06:14[daring xp] Dare: Nope :P 16:06:16[daring xp] Dare: Just dumb :P 16:06:20[daring xp] Langrisser: Ah ;) --Note the times when stuff gets said, too...huge gaps :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Faeble: lol, my score said I am 3 hours, 3 minutes and 3 seconds old and have logged in 3 times (newbie) Faeble: how shotty is that? [daring xp] Langrisser: Hmm..Profanity warning on newbie coming up :P [daring xp] Dare: Hmm. :P (newbie) Ded: Very nice :-) Three times nice, in fact, but perhaps you should read your voucher, so that when you're 4 days, 4 hours, 4 minutes and 4 seconds old, you can regail everyone on the talker about it, and your joy can reach a wider audience :-) Many people have newbie earmuffed, and the talker is really the place for comments like that :-) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Xane: where do i go to turn in my voucher? (newbie) Elyir: where's the grey barrier in sator square? (newbie) Ibblek: You can 'exchange' your talker voucher a few east of the mended drum (newbie) Ibblek: Eastish (newbie) Elyir: lol, can someone get me out of the sewers in sator square? (newbie) Ibblek: Not easily! Your godmother might be able to help you.. (newbie) Hallbeard: type godmother help to be teleported to the mended drum... (newbie) Hallbeard: or somewhere near (newbie) Elyir: opps, I didn't try leave, i was trying up and the sort, thankyou. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Wodan: hey Kana! a/s/l? (newbie) Jelena: Pssst, Wodan, this is not a chat channel! (newbie) Wodan: oops, sorry (newbie) Kissaki: This is not a chat channel Wodan, please use the talker for that Tamoko tells you: bah! ;p I tried to waggle my finger at wodan, but It said. 'you waggle your wodan' :S (newbie) Teeseff: when it says that i should use other skills like other.be.nice , what does it do and how do i acquire that :/ (newbie) Kissaki: if you still have your voucher you can 'exchange' it for a talker Wodan :) (newbie) Ibblek: a talker shaped like Wodan? (newbie) Jelena: Nah, Wodan is not hard enough. (newbie) Kissaki: wotcher, no chatting here dearies :) (newbie) Wodan: i never got a voucher you insensitive clod ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Hallbeard: i can't see anything because of the clouds...what am i supposed to do? this is hopeless lol... (newbie) Jelena: If you are where I think you are, read the sign! If you're just in the dark, wait or get a light. (newbie) Kissaki: you may try finding a light source, like a torch perhaps (newbie) Hallbeard: burnt out...and im in morpork (newbie) Hallbeard: outside warriors guild more precisely (newbie) Faeble: I will come get you (newbie) Hallbeard: no need, just wanted to know how can i resolve this dark thing... (newbie) Teeseff: light torch? :/ or hold torch in left hand, then light torch (newbie) Hallbeard: the light torch i had burnt out already (newbie) Jelena: There's torches, lanterns, yellow rings and candles (if you're desperate) sold in shops. (newbie) Jelena: Er, desperate for a light, that is. *blush* (newbie) Maloney: Is it possible to refuel a lantern? (newbie) Ibblek: Unfortunately no ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is Jar Jar Ringks, a tall gangly piece of humanity with long flappy ears with dangly earlobes. He has small beady eyes and puffy lips and slightly greenish-looking skin that looks like it would be a bit leathery to the touch. He also appears to be slightly nude, which is more than just slightly disturbing considering his occupation involves molten metal, mechanical presses and long pairs of pliers. He is in good shape. He is standing. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jar Jar Ringks looks confoooooooozled at Hurricane Silverwynd. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hurricane Silverwynd tells something to Jar Jar Ringks. Jar Jar Ringks asks Hurricane Silverwynd in Agatean: Sakkoinei Doryu Buya-ka Hinibu Hanu Kobiwa Sate Doryubu Mesonu Zoro Sate Bo Nei N'isunoryusunekosemefukumeharyukimidoninikiguhyudokanutekassairi Keko-ka --That's one heckuva long word ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [fellowshipof...] Langrisser: A while. a) It's a custom ring. b) We're not exactly sure where it was gotten in the first place. v) We need to price it before we buy it. [fellowshipof...] Langrisser: Er..a, b, c, not a, b, v :P [fellowshipof...] Jayde: thats one jumpy alphabet... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lanfear moves aggressively towards the skinny native! Lanfear launches a powerful attack. Lanfear neatly fillets the skinny native's neck with her Womd. Lanfear dealt the death blow to the skinny native. A human head slides off its owner's corpse, upends, and lands upside down, helping to keep some of the blood from spilling. Venerable Platy PleasantlyGoofy's dragon charm necklace grins darkly. Lanfear buries the decapitated corpse of a skinny native and the decapitated corpse of a tall native deep within the ground. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tique tells you: Constitution ... -9 (-xx) Intelligence ... 1 (-xx) Wisdom ......... -4 (-xx) Dexterity ...... 5 (-xx) Strength ....... 4 (-xx) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Hazardous: how com i can lick my back, i thought it was humanly impossible (newbie) Kitiana : Perhaps you're double jointed in special ways. (newbie) Astatine : you are a wombel! (newbie) Astatine: come heres! (newbie) Hazardous: i can lick my genitals as well (newbie) Astatine: genitals! (newbie) Shabree: and obviously, it's humanly impossible to get a talker instead of using the newbie channel for comments like this. (newbie) Hazardous: i have got one (newbie) Hazardous: its just a stick (newbie) Hazardous: shabree can u ban this command from me --Why is it some people have to find out the hard way? He has never been heard of on the newbie chan since this incident. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Antimony : I wants wombels!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 (newbie) Antimony : Blazer ates teh wombels!!!111111111111 (newbie) Shabree : that's nice dear, now go find the womble in the newbie area, nad save the rest of the commentary for when you have a nice talker (newbie) Antimony : Belargio! I wants your hot bodies! (newbie) Pash : someone gag him.. (newbie) Jelena : Move along, folks, and do not feed the trolls. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Americium: Where si teh wombels???!!!111 (newbie) Archana: We prefer the use of english on this Mud. (newbie) Americium: "Daina tells you: when I looked for it it was in the garden" I thought it was a no no to give out quest info on this mud. --People help him and he wants them in trouble :S --About 15 minutes later (newbie) Antimony: Where si teh wombels!!!?? Bring hims to me! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dyne Jerico tells Hale do Porto, PrincessGirl d'Gangsta, Lithian and you: http://www.ology.org/principia/body.html ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --Yes, I meant bitsy, not binky :P 09:50:02[©] Langrisser: Binky has it in for you :P 09:50:06[©] Chimara: He does? 09:50:14[©] Langrisser: "The enormous whirlwind of pebbles says to Bitsy: I thinkh not." 09:50:18[©] Langrisser: he had 'em trying to kill ya :P 09:50:26[©] Chimara: LOL! He couldn't touch me. 09:50:30[©] You emote: Langrisser agrees 09:50:36[©] Langrisser: Ready when you are =) 09:50:42[©] Chimara: You add bitsy with a tag of: Check PK status.. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 180 (340) Xp: 82605 You strike the strong man hard in the stomach with your golden dragon nunchaku. Chimara Acheron launches a powerful attack. Chimara Acheron mashes the strong man's right leg with his two-handed black shafted mace. The strong man exclaims: Thats it, I'm going to mince your intestines and turn you into a string of sausages! Chimara Acheron dealt the death blow to the strong man. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [©] Chimara: Sorry, i type KLK too much so i even say can i have a taxi from KLK to KLK half the time. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the southeast, a town crier shouts: Call the Librarian a monkey. Go ahead, it'll be fun ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [©] Chimara: I parried his special for you. :) [©] You emote: Langrisser pats your parry Chimara Acheron stops defending you. [©] Langrisser: I saw :P Thanks =) [©] Chimara: I love defending specials, makes me feel special. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [damnsmellyseeds] Cmutty: int 3 (-19) lol ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You hear obscenities being shouted from one of the hovels, making a mental note of them for future reference. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr Ralph Womblefluff says to Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya: Great! Oi will see wot Oi can do. Mr Ralph Womblefluff nudges Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya. Mr Ralph Womblefluff says to Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya: Umm, sorry to bring this up. But ye do nayt have LC 23|1|9 1/2. Mr Ralph Womblefluff says to Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya: Do come back when ye be a little richer. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr Ralph Womblefluff says to you: Increasing the same thing yer decreasing? Even the bumps on yer head be nayt that confused. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Exenza: i no this is a werid one, but is it spelt liasons? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Sasho: hlep You ask Sasho: What can we hlep you with? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Arahn: how do i flee combat and do i loose xp for doing so? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gin has been struck by a meteor. He is no more. > finger gin Login name : Gin Real name : Nick Birthday : 29th of April Email : Member of the Witches' Guild. --...HE has been struck? What happened to female witches only? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the Sheepridge ornamental clock. It looks as though it can tell the time, but is against it in principle as why would something so beautiful need to tell the time. There doesn't seem to be a chime mechanism. The time could well be: twenty-five to seven plus one. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A dead body gets hurled over the west wall, lands in front of you, and crawls off southwards. Maybe it wasn't all that dead. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tique runs the belligerent dwarf warrior through the back with one of her poniards. One of the belligerent dwarf warriors begins to look weak as if his very life force is pouring out. A reddish mist flows out of one of the belligerent dwarf warriors and into you. You feel vitality course through your veins. Tique dealt the death blow to the belligerent dwarf warrior. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tique strikes the giant leader lightly in the right arm with her golden dragon nunchaku but his skin absorbs some of the blow. Tique mistimes a swing with her golden dragon nunchaku and loses her grip on it. Tique dealt the death blow to the giant leader. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 134 (340) Xp: 1186810 The giant loudly exclaims: Ug! Ye small! Ye go splat nayw! The giant reaches down to pluck you from the ground. Saving... You feel better able to dodge giant hands. The giant growls as you slip outside his grasp. The giant swings at you with his giant wooden club but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Kenjii: how do i set myself to aggresive? (newbie) Archana: drink lots of caffine ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > when fantum Fantum has been on for 1 minute and 44 seconds. > when fantom Fantom has been on for 30 seconds. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the north, a town crier shouts: Oh yay, oh yay. If only Smiling Achmed's were open...the eBay of the Disc! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the northeast, Blessed Brother Gerbal Devine shouts: has anyone seen my mind....I keep losing it. You shout in Morporkian: Can't lose something you never had :P To the northeast, Blessed Brother Gerbal Devine yells: no...I'm sure I had one...I think......BUGGER!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The handsome sheep shearer throws the handsome sheep shearer to Crimeson. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Semyon: I cannot burry my own corpse is that normal? (newbie) Mental: yes (newbie) Mental: just leave it where it is, it will rot away in time (newbie) Semyon: My Body ... rot away? what an awfull game (newbie) Kissaki: you're not using it anymore anyway. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Plimph enters Discworld] You hug Plimph. [Plimph leaves Discworld] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Takeo: anyone lvl 6 or near wana grp? (newbie) Soothsayer: Try asking such questions on a talker, or 'shout'ing (newbie) Ded: The best place for questions like that is on the talker :-) If you read your voucher, you'll be able to get one -- more people listen to the talker than this channel anyways :-) (newbie) Mental: alas, this is not a dating channel. please perform grouping requests on public channels ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cmutty has been idle for 5 minutes and 20 seconds. You tell Cmutty z'Allattya: me too =) > htell ** Tue Aug 5 06:40:11 2003 ** Cmutty z'Allattya tells you: i enjoyed yesterday's groupping :) ** Tue Aug 5 06:40:20 2003 ** You tell Cmutty z'Allattya: me too =) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [] Brutal: shit I just restarted my linux by kicking the PC by chance and now my left Ctrl key doesn't work [] Langrisser: :S [] Brutal: ehh stop hunting? good idea :] [] Cmutty: im pissed [] Langrisser: you kicked the PC, the linux restarted, and the keyboard stopped working....weird.... [] Cmutty: well thats just the way it is at Brutals :) [] Langrisser: :P [] Langrisser: Had too much to drink, Cmutty? [] Cmutty: nope, this family thing doesnt know [] Cmutty: work i mean [] Brutal: maybe the X server.... it's sometimes buggy [] Langrisser: Ah..bugrep, contact a liai, then add it in manually into your refer [] Cmutty: yep, it freezes for me as well [] Cmutty: contacted Mollow, no lia logged in [] You emote: Langrisser nods [] Brutal: *tried to hit left Ctrl + Alt + Backspace to restart the X server but left Ctrl doesn't work* :] [] Langrisser: Weird... [] Cmutty: bind the other ctrl to work [] Langrisser: Methinks you kic [?6ck too strong, Brutal :P [] Langrisser: *kick too strong [] Cmutty . o O ( too much beer ) [] Langrisser: Yep, I was right! you had too much to drink :P [] Cmutty: i meant that for Brutal :) [] Langrisser: Oh :S [] Langrisser: Well he had too much, then :P Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya giggles. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya loudly says: Ye call that curing, Brutal? Ezt te tenyleg feltamasztasnak hivod?Ez igy most poenabb mert ezt elvileg mindenki lathatja a szoveget, es most faradt vagyok vmi frappans angol osztonzest kitalalni szal remelem ez be megteszi. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --After a resurrect mission: There is a sudden white flash around Cmutty z'Allattya. There is a sudden white flash around you. [] Langrisser: our shield's broke. [] Cmutty: Must have been a powerful res :) [] Cmutty: i'll need a ress [] Cmutty: erm [] Cmutty: tpa:) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Topaz: how do i become a seamstress (newbie) Talin: *chokes* (newbie) Talin: uh....you can't. (newbie) Dian: Grab yourself a needle and thread? (newbie) Shabree: sew, a needle pulling thread... (newbie) Jelena: Well, you can. It envolves a private club, though. Refer seamstresses. (newbie) Shabree: and some things can't be done to train some people in only 18 hours access to this channel :-P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Ggggrrr enters as a guest of Discworld] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Rasatam: where is the wombles brooch? (newbie) Ded: She lost it! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A shiver tries to intimidate you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > stab monk with rapier Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 278 (340) Xp: 818903 You launch a powerful attack. You stab your ruby-hilted rapier right through the sly monk's head. Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya launches a powerful attack. Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya mashes the sly monk's head with her broomstick. Very Reverend Brutal z'Allattya launches a powerful attack. Very Reverend Brutal z'Allattya mashes the sly monk's right leg with his broomstick. Very Reverend Brutal z'Allattya dealt the death blow to the sly monk. Cannot find "monk", no match. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [eki leaves Discworld (inna drove)] > finger eki Login name : eki Real name : Banished Not really many seconds old. No mail ever. No plan. No future. > friends add eki inna drove Eki does not exist. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 1935 (2063) Gp: 285 (340) Xp: 664746 You perforate the lean Tsortean mercenary's stomach with one of your ruby-hilted rapiers. Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya launches a powerful attack. Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya mashes the lean Tsortean mercenary's head with her broomstick. Goodie Cmutty z'Allattya dealt the death blow to the lean Tsortean mercenary. The lean Tsortean mercenary scowls at you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Acheron shouts: Erm...uh!...AH!...UG! GNAH!!! Chimara Acheron launches a powerful attack. Chimara Acheron mashes the strong dwarf warrior's chest with his two-handed black shafted mace. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Acheron shouts: Gimme a TM or die! Chimara Acheron launches a powerful attack. Chimara Acheron mashes the potted dwarf warrior's right leg with his two-handed black shafted mace. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chimara Acheron shouts: wibble wobble wibble wobble flap flap FLAP! Chimara Acheron launches a powerful attack. Chimara Acheron mashes the short dwarf warrior's head with his two-handed black shafted mace. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Thieves) Marbo wisps: hrm filch man from robe didnt work :( (Thieves) Beckett wisps: certainly a novel pick up method ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Alternative: how do i get color to work? (newbie) Shabree: term ansy (newbie) Shabree: err, ansiy (newbie) Shabree: grrr, stupid ansi (newbie) Shabree: without the stupid of course. so term ansi (newbie) Shabree: and stop laughing at me or you will feel my wrath (newbie) Wodan: psst, shabree! this is not a chat channel! :D (newbie) Shabree: I'm not chatting! I am spewing angst (newbie) Nug: use whisper to chat ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You get a human heart from the large backpack. You prepare to cast Wungle's Great Sucking on the scorpion. You intone the spirit of the leech, and lovingly suck on the human heart. You call out the name of the ancient river of life. You speak the words of healing and the words of harm. You call upon the life force inside the scorpion. The scorpion begins to look weak as if her very life force is pouring out. A reddish mist flows out of the scorpion and into you. You feel vitality course through your veins. The scorpion swings at you with scorpion's but, although unable to defend, you somehow avoid the attack. Hp: 2124 (2124) Gp: 331 (340) Xp: 258383 You perforate the scorpion's right rear leg with one of your elegant stilettoes. You killed the scorpion. You mutter something about suicidal scorpions under your breath. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jayde tells you: Quote for the day! "Trippety Trip, Clickety Click, Crikey Oh Blimey, and BOOM!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Chimara: Me and Loy did a casual group in KLK, we amazingly ended up casually in the shades. [>:)] Loy: yeah :P [>:)] Langrisser: O.o [>:)] Loy: casual wasn't bad XP :P [>:)] Chimara: 6 soldiers... [>:)] Langrisser: ...! [>:)] Chimara: Didn't land 1 special on me. [>:)] Chimara: Using mace. :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Chimara: I know you! You're that freak aren't you?! [>:)] Chimara: It's called a mirror...OH! I see! A mirror? [>:)] Loy: im ready > put mirror in backpack Cannot find "mirror", no match. [>:)] Langrisser: "Put mirror in backpack"..See what you're doing to me!? [>:)] Chimara grins [>:)] Chimara: I almost attacked a PK once cause of that, i was talking to them and i almost typed k [>:)] Langrisser: :S [>:)] Chimara: Well i did type k but i didn't press return. [>:)] Loy: i know somebody that did that to cohen, died of course ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Loy: ohh, look at what the cat dragged in [>:)] Langrisser: :P [>:)] Chimara: My hand... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Chimara: Attack, i'm gonna go see my cat. :P [>:)] Chimara: I'm guarding and assisting. [>:)] Chimara burps [>:)] You emote: Langrisser accuses Chimara of eating his cat! [>:)] Chimara: Sorry, had to feef the cat, but had to get it inside first. [>:)] Loy: you thief [>:)] Chimara: UG! FEED! [>:)] Chimara has cat food on his hand... [>:)] Chimara: brb. [>:)] Loy: speaking of cats.. [>:)] Loy: im hungry ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Langrisser: I'm ready :P [>:)] Langrisser: Nice timing, By the way, Loy Loy nods ready poo. [>:)] Chimara: I've been MUDing almost all day...:\ Loy nods ready *too. [>:)] Chimara grins [>:)] Langrisser: I do mud every day :P [>:)] Chimara: Loy, i worry about you...all the time. [>:)] Loy: yeah, all this grouping recently has sharped my XP timing skillz ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Tek: what do I do with the cabbage? (newbie) Razzo: eat it (newbie) Feantur: Look at it, pet it, fondle it.. :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Langrisser: Say when..I'm ready [>:)] Loy: when i say go, all killl and special [>:)] Loy: ready? [>:)] Langrisser: Yep [>:)] Loy: chimara? [>:)] Chimara nods [>:)] Loy: go Loy moves aggressively towards the angry dwarf warrior! You prepare to attack an angry dwarf warrior. You prepare to stab the angry dwarf warrior with one of your ruby-hilted rapiers. Chimara Acheron shouts: Meep meep! Loy mashes the angry dwarf warrior's neck with his two-handed black shafted mace. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 308 (340) Xp: 1360737 You thrust at the angry dwarf warrior with one of your ruby-hilted rapiers but she parries the blow with her two-handed axe. The angry dwarf warrior slashes at Chimara Acheron with her two-handed axe but he parries the blow with his two-handed black shafted mace. Chimara Acheron launches a powerful attack. Chimara Acheron mashes the angry dwarf warrior's back with his two-handed black shafted mace. Loy launches a powerful attack. Loy mashes the angry dwarf warrior's neck with his two-handed black shafted mace. You launch a powerful attack. You stab one of your ruby-hilted rapiers right through the angry dwarf warrior's head. You killed the angry dwarf warrior. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Loy: please cut the crap [>:)] Langrisser: Er..I was joking that time, Loy [>:)] Chimara pulls out a knife and slices the crap in half [>:)] Loy: good good ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > queued command: glance Somewhere in the Shades [6,1,4,3,5,2,7,8]. Loy and Chimara Acheron, and a mangy fighter are standing here. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 335 (340) Xp: 1270863 Chimara Acheron dealt the death blow to the mangy fighter. A bloody, severed head rolls past your feet. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You follow Chimara Acheron 5. Somewhere in the Shades [1,3,2,4]. Loy, Chimara Acheron and a dirty fighter are standing here. The dirty fighter slices at you with her bastard sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The dirty fighter moves aggressively towards Loy! The dirty fighter moves aggressively towards you! The dirty fighter slices at Chimara Acheron with her bastard sword but he blocks the blow with his cloud dragon shield. Loy moves aggressively towards the dirty fighter! You prepare to bash the dirty fighter with your golden dragon nunchaku. Chimara Acheron launches a powerful attack. Chimara Acheron mashes the dirty fighter's chest with his two-handed black shafted mace. Hp: 2063 (2063) Gp: 306 (340) Xp: 1253095 You launch a powerful attack. You mash the dirty fighter's left hand with your golden dragon nunchaku. The dirty fighter thrusts at you with her bastard sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Loy launches a powerful attack. Loy mashes the dirty fighter's right hand with his two-handed black shafted mace. Loy dealt the death blow to the dirty fighter. You roll around on the floor laughing. Loy peers. [>:)] Langrisser: Good job fighter :P Chimara Acheron gets 2 Ankh-Morpork dollars from the corpse of a dirty fighter. [>:)] Loy: wheres the fighter? Your shield changes from a flickering yellow to a wobbling orange. Loy buries the corpse of a dirty fighter deep within the ground. [>:)] Chimara grins ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 296 (340) Xp: 1065338 You launch a powerful attack. You stab one of your ruby-hilted rapiers right through the potted dwarf warrior's chest. The potted dwarf warrior exclaims: This axe was my grandmother's, and it didn't let her down! You killed the potted dwarf warrior. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You follow Chimara Acheron 1. Somewhere in the shades [5,3,2,4,1]. Loy and Chimara Acheron are standing here. You notice a sassy mugger nearby. The sassy mugger catches you by surprise! The sassy mugger catches you by surprise. The sassy mugger thrusts at you with one of his stilettoes but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The sassy mugger catches you by surprise. The sassy mugger thrusts at you with one of his stilettoes but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The sassy mugger catches you by surprise. The sassy mugger thrusts at you with one of his stilettoes but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The sassy mugger catches you by surprise. The sassy mugger thrusts at you with one of his stilettoes but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. In blocking the attack the Tsortean metal shield floating around you is knocked out of orbit. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 321 (340) Xp: 1049955 You strike at the sassy mugger (hiding) with your golden dragon nunchaku but he dodges out of the way. You strike the sassy mugger (hiding) in the chest with your golden dragon nunchaku. The sassy mugger thrusts at you with one of his stilettoes but your magical shielding absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 316 (340) Xp: 1049958 You batter the sassy mugger's right foot with your golden dragon nunchaku. The sassy mugger thrusts at you with one of his stilettoes but your magical shielding absorbs all of the blow. Chimara Acheron launches a powerful attack. Chimara Acheron mashes the sassy mugger's chest with his two-handed black shafted mace. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 312 (340) Xp: 1049961 You strike at the sassy mugger with your golden dragon nunchaku but he easily dodges out of the way. Chimara Acheron moves to defend you. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 314 (340) Xp: 1049964 You strike the sassy mugger lightly in the left arm with your golden dragon nunchaku. The sassy mugger thrusts at you with one of his stilettoes but Chimara Acheron blocks the blow with his cloud dragon shield. The sassy mugger thrusts at you with one of his stilettoes but Chimara Acheron blocks the blow with his cloud dragon shield. Loy moves aggressively towards the sassy mugger! [>:)] Loy: damn your defence! Loy crushes the sassy mugger's left leg with his two-handed black shafted mace. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 310 (340) Xp: 1049967 Loy dealt the death blow to the sassy mugger. Chimara Acheron stops defending you. [>:)] Langrisser: me? [>:)] Chimara agrees [>:)] Loy: that would of killed me [>:)] Langrisser: :P [>:)] Chimara grins [>:)] Chimara: You would have parried Loy. [>:)] Loy: in my attitude right now it would of You get a Tsortean metal shield from somewhere in the Shades. You prepare to cast Endorphin's Floating Friend on the Tsortean metal shield. The bright red glow around Chimara Acheron becomes dull red. You clasp the Tsortean metal shield protectively. You hold the Tsortean metal shield out and move it around in a circle. [>:)] Chimara: Oooooh. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Greever: the fuck" (newbie) Jelena: Language, please. (newbie) Lithium: mind the language (newbie) Greever: its english [>:)] Loy: ha [>:)] Chimara: There's a line, don't cross it. :P (newbie) Greever: o god here we go, this isnt one of those, there are small 8 year olds playing this mud (newbie) Reeca: how do i get training from training area ? (newbie) Terano: I'm afraid so, you can see a full list of our rules in 'help rules' [>:)] Loy: stops earmuffing newbie (newbie) Greever: no, the language you speak is english (newbie) Jelena: I don't know how old the other players are, I just know I'd rather not see profanity on the public channels. (newbie) Koryn: Please don't abuse the newbie channel, Greever. It's a privilege, which you can lose. (newbie) Valor: Ah your so mature. [>:)] Loy: he's going to get nailed :P (newbie) Greever: i do try [>:)] Langrisser: Obviously :P (newbie) Terano: Indeed, howver please make sure you are familiar with and follow what is outlined in 'help rules' [>:)] Chimara: You add greever with a tag of: Check PK status. Loy grins. You roll around on the floor laughing at Chimara Acheron. [>:)] Chimara: If he carries on this MUD and ever goes PK... [>:)] Loy: he prolly has alts [>:)] Langrisser: Chances are he'll reg them. If he doesn't, then when cres find out, he'll be suspended for a bit [>:)] Loy thinks he cant newbie anymore [>:)] You emote: Langrisser thinks so, too [>:)] Chimara: I can't newbie....for some reason. :( ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > ignore langrisser Ignoring yourself. Novel. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aberlon of Avalon arrives from the southwest. Aberlon of Avalon looks at you. You look at Aberlon of Avalon. Aberlon of Avalon reads you. Aberlon of Avalon blinks. Aberlon of Avalon's silver dragon bracelet coils and slithers. Aberlon of Avalon bows to you. Aberlon of Avalon leaves northwest. You tip your hat at Aberlon of Avalon stylishly. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Aladair: if i try to kill fairy godmother when do i wake up (newbie) Aladair: c'mon exp points are points yeah (newbie) Aladair: where ever they are from (newbie) Aladair: im asking for HELP jeez (newbie) Aladair: how long do i fall asleep for (newbie) Aladair: narmio we cant all be as clairevoiant as you (newbie) Aladair: your age and all (newbie) Aladair: no brocoflower (newbie) Aladair: just thought it was harsh on his/her part (newbie) Aladair: ok sorry to all (newbie) Aladair: why have i been killed for falling asleep > scryspell Aladair You prepare to cast Florin's Fabulous Mirror on the ghost of Aladair. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > scryball avonlea [Avonlea leaves Discworld] You get a crystal ball from a pocket in the large backpack. The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where Avonlea is: This is a small room seemingly attached to the underside of the disc. Clear walls all around give you a truly mind-twisting view of Great A'Tuin and the accompanying elephants. Lined up next to little doorways are an assortment of demonic creatures about to set off to other realities all over the universe. You will shortly be getting on one to return to your normal reality. There are no obvious exits. Greco the Departure Gecko and Avonlea are standing here. You scry Avonlea with your crystal ball. The crystal ball clears. You rub the crystal ball. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Pffffffffft enters as a guest of Discworld] --One of the "Don't hurt me"'s, maybe? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No-one enters the shop. An Oie Ingit weeps unashamedly. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You add shylah with a tag of: pishite > friends online Lavenda: Noalien's friend Plimph: Mameha's friend Shylah: pishite [Shylah leaves Discworld -- pishite] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You prepare to cast Jogloran's Portal of Cheaper Travel on the ankhstone ring. You start to sketch a door in the air with your finger. The lines you sketched in the air start to glow a red colour. A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room. You can see the door starting to materialise and you hope you don't notice the small figures looking eagerly at the opening. Chimara Acheron leaves west. You follow Chimara Acheron west. There are two obvious exits: west and east. Chimara Acheron is standing here. A mysterious oak door is lying on the ground. You start dancing wildly around the door throwing power and moonbeams at it in the hopes of scaring off the creatures. A dirty piece of fur solidifies with a satisfying thump. The portal disappears with a small clap of thunder. The dirty piece of fur does a few impressive backflips. The portal disappears with a small clap of thunder. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Loy: ok fine, i'll dissapear without anybody noticing You wave to Loy. [>:)] Loy has left the group. [>:)] The current leader has left the group. A new leader will be chosen randomly. [>:)] You are now the leader of the group. [>:)] Chimara: No you won't! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Loy: "chimara dissapears over the side of the mountian" "noting the intentions of the giant, you move assist chiamra" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > sheathe dagger in dagger scabbards For shame! Trying to sheathe your weapon in more than one object at a time? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elias Brightblade grins at you. Elias Brightblade tells you: Heh. Half of the children in AM are saying my warcry. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is Fuffens, a fruitbat that Woom von Bruxa has summoned to do her bidding. He looks cute, in a way that only a two foot tall fruitbat carrying a small basket with its feet could. He is following Woom von Bruxa. He is in good shape. He is flying above the ground here. He looks well-fed. Wearing : a simple straw hat. Carrying: a broomstick, some honey, a small book of cigarette papers, two paper bags, a set of overalls and a horn of plenty. His purse is fit to burst! > when woom Woom last logged off 1 hour, 18 minutes and 40 seconds ago. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > cast wungle's great sucking on guard The tower guard loudly exclaims: Don't! You'll be sorry! Queued command: cast wungle's great sucking on guard ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are two obvious exits: northeast and southwest. > tap You tap your foot impatiently. > recover corpses There is nothing buried here. > mutter drunkards not spawning You mutter something about drunkards not spawning under your breath. A jolly drunkard comes in, looking quite thirsty. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iluvatar puts down a stiletto from his left hand. [Stileto leaves Discworld] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The palace guard attempts to launch a powerful attack. The palace guard swings at you with his sledgehammer but, although unable to defend, you somehow avoid the attack. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [©] Chimara has left the group. [©] The current leader has left the group, you are now all alone. Better start recruiting. [©] You are now the leader of the group. Chimara leaves the game. [Chimara leaves Discworld] > group leave [©] You have left the group. Two ceremonial guards enter the room. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [©] Grendel: rathole is alive [©] Grendel: go [©] Langrisser: no PFG [©] Chimara: Why? [©] Grendel: ok [©] Chimara sulks [©] Grendel: chimara lead attack i have assist [©] Langrisser: I'm assisting too [©] Langrisser: Er..Chim? Cause we don't have anyone to heal us when our shields fall :P [©] Chimara: You are good. Sandelfon is very angry with you. Good point. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Chimara: dew: defend wise $*$ :P [>:)] Chimara: That is a great alias. ;) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Loy: rathole [>:)] Langrisser: Oh..OK then. [>:)] Chimara: OH OH OH > portal amber ring The flickering yellow glow around Grendel becomes wobbling orange. You prepare to cast Jogloran's Portal of Cheaper Travel on the amber ring. Grendel gets a turquoise scarab ring from a pocket in a hunter's pack. You start to sketch a door in the air with your finger. Grendel starts to sketch a door in the air with his finger. The lines you sketched in the air start to glow a red colour. The lines Grendel sketched in the air start to glow a red colour. A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room. A strange green smell escapes from the forming door and slowly wisps its way around the room. You can see the door starting to materialise and you hope you don't notice the small figures looking eagerly at the opening. The door slowly starts to materialise. Loy recites a prayer. You start dancing wildly around the door throwing power and moonbeams at it in the hopes of scaring off the creatures. Grendel dances and capers madly around the door, throwing bizarre coloured bits of power into it and chanting strange and obscure lyrics. Loy calls upon Gufnork for protection. A mysterious oak door and a mysterious wire mesh door solidifies with a satisfying thump. Grendel puts the turquoise scarab ring in a pocket in the hunter's pack. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Loy mashes the giant spider's right rear leg with his two-handed black shafted mace. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 286 (339) Xp: 2123143 Venom drips from the spider's savage looking fangs. Loy dealt the death blow to the giant spider. The giant spider curls up and dies, its legs twitching as it perishes. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Queued command: health all Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 80 (337) Xp: 1923473 The bandit slices at Loy with his short sword but he parries the blow with his two-handed black shafted mace. Loy dealt the death blow to the bandit. Loy mashes the bandit's head with his two-handed black shafted mace. You are in good shape. Loy is in good shape. The bandit is in very bad shape. Loy dealt the death blow to the bandit. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Loy: "open doors, push doors, enter door" (under alias) "the door is already open, you cannot push the door, what?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2178 (2178) Gp: 266 (337) Xp: 1670927 You knock the towering troll's chest with your golden dragon nunchaku but his mail hauberk absorbs most of the blow. The towering troll kicks out at Loy but he parries the blow with his two-handed black shafted mace. You killed the towering troll. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Chimara: You killed the weathered Tsortean mercenary. Loy dealt the death blow to the tough Djelian soldier. That looked funny. [>:)] Loy: on my screen i killed the soldier first, you killed the merc second :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2124 (2124) Gp: 288 (337) Xp: 1077905 You perforate the accountant's back with one of your thieves' daggers. The accountant swings at you with his lightable torch but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You pierce the accountant's left hand with one of your thieves' daggers. The accountant says: You're just proving your own obsolescence, you know. You killed the accountant. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You get a set of human teeth from the decapitated corpse of Elias Brightblade. > look corpse This is the dead body of Elias Brightblade. It appears to be missing its right eye, left eye, heart, head, right arm, left arm, right leg, left leg, right ring finger, right index finger, right third finger, right little finger, left ring finger, right kidney, left kidney, left big toe, left fourth toe, left third toe, left second toe, left little toe, right lung, left lung, teeth, skin and genitals. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You look out through the window, or rather, you look into the wall where a window would be nice to have. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thud. Thud. Thud. Ouch!!! Someone fell down the stairs again. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Exafe: If you're in AM, there's a money changer on the Street of Bookkeepers. In KLK, there's one on the Avenue of the Ph... things I can't spell. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The giant spider bites at Zalmor but at the last second Loy leaps in and protects him but his layer of fluff absorbs all of the blow. In blocking the attack the large wooden shield floating around Zalmor is knocked out of orbit. [>:)] Zalmor: No need to protect now Loy Zalmor clasps a large wooden shield close. You prepare to stab the giant spider with one of your thieves' daggers. The giant spider munches on Loy's left foot but his layer of fluff absorbs most of the blow. Zalmor holds a large wooden shield out and moves it around in a circle. [>:)] Loy: sure? Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 305 (337) Xp: 968736 You launch a powerful attack. You stab one of your thieves' daggers right through the giant spider's right rear leg. The giant spider attempts to bite Zalmor but at the last second Loy leaps in and protects him but his layer of fluff absorbs all of the blow. Zalmor seems to be talking to a large wooden shield. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 308 (337) Xp: 968739 You pierce the giant spider's back with one of your thieves' daggers. The giant spider attempts to bite Loy but his layer of fluff absorbs all of the blow. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 311 (337) Xp: 968742 You pierce the giant spider's neck with one of your thieves' daggers. You killed the giant spider. The giant spider curls up and dies, its legs twitching as it perishes. The large wooden shield begins to float around Zalmor. [>:)] Zalmor: And i say that straight after my EFF falls, good idea ZAl. [>:)] Loy: :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Langrisser: These guys take a while to die :S > health all Loy mashes the rugged troll warrior's head with his two-handed black shafted mace. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 337 (337) Xp: 764552 Loy dealt the death blow to the rugged troll warrior. The small blue light is in good shape. You are in good shape. Loy is in good shape. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Arrrggghhhh Don't Hurt Mee and Mneh arrive from the north. --Argh don't hurt me and me? Two of me? :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 1058 (2063) Gp: 278 (337) Xp: 423761 The stout wizard gets a chicken feather from a pocket in a large satchel. You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire crisps the stout wizard. The fire dies away. The stout wizard looks contemplative. You killed the stout wizard. > score brief Hp: 11(2063) Gp: 287(337) Xp: 425466 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Iarus: what do rabbit pets eat? (newbie) Iarus: and I can't find a place with carrots (newbie) Iarus: can they eat dried banana? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > scryball tuk You get a crystal ball from a pocket in the black backpack. The crystal ball changes to show a vision of the area where someone is: The bar of the infamous Mended Drum (built on the ruins of the Broken Drum) is not what you would call high class. The bar has never seen a washcloth before, and probably never will. The patrons of this bar are equally seedy characters to fit the proper colour scheme. People huddle around the bar talking to each other in very loud voices probably because there is always the noise of clashing swords here. Just above the bar you see a menu stained with beer and other unsavoury things. There is one obvious exit: south. Someone is sitting on a chair, someone and something are sitting here, four people are standing here and someone is sitting on something. Two things are beside the bar, four things are on the floor and something is mounted on one wall. You scry someone with your crystal ball. The crystal ball clears. You rub the crystal ball. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > qwho pishe 0 Creators: 11 Players: Ahrona Chivalry Dekkard Ellipsis Eupolis Genesis Hurry Koshy Lelia Lihau Tilde 11 Players, 11 Total --Why can't they be there when we need them!? :S ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > health all Xanthipe is in good shape. Miss Soooze of Silence is in good shape. You are in good shape. The large pine is in very bad shape. The large pine says: I'm still nayt scared of ye. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > look bones Undoubtedly from a humanoid, your vast knowledge of medical science enables you to conclude that they are white, with two ends. Have you ever considered being a doctor here in Ankh-Morpork? With that level of ability, you'd make a killing. Probably literally. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > look dirt Everything around here is covered in dirt. Even the roof. I know that's probably illogical, but there you go. Who needs logic anyway? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the southeast, Gary shouts: taxi to shop please ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 126 (336) Xp: 982310 You launch a powerful attack. You mash the giant's right foot with your golden dragon nunchaku. Wanderlust Brightblade seems locked in a staring contest with the giant. The giant whimpers in pain. You killed the giant. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iono dealt the death blow to Praetorien Titanius. The light around Praetorien Titanius flickers and winks out. The light around corpse of Praetorien Titanius flickers and winks out. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A bird bombs you on your head. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wab launches a powerful attack. Wab neatly fillets the cockroach's thorax with his Sarilak. Sarilak exclaims: You disgust me with your purity! Wab drops Sarilak. Wab dealt the death blow to the cockroach. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > tell chimara Tell me before you go, I've got 100k for Zalmor. I'll be getting more till the time you need to go, so the longer you wait, the better :P [Chimara leaves Discworld] Chimara is not logged in. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nine fire bunnies leap out of the ground and throw themselves at the priest. The priest makes soothing noises. You feel a sense of peace overwhelm you. You killed the priest. The fiery carrot above the priest's head flickers and goes out. There is a sudden white flash, your magical shield has broken. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > kill crier You suddenly realise what a useful public service the crier is performing, so you decide not to kill him. You prepare to attack a town crier. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tubby has died for the last time. Laugh and grow fat. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Captain Carrot and Heric Whiteblade are standing here. You scry Heric Whiteblade with your crystal ball. In the crystal ball: Captain Carrot says: Hello, Air distortion. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The giant leader exclaims: Dis be gonna hurt ye more than it hurts me! Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 91 (335) Xp: 977298 You launch a powerful attack. You mash the giant leader's right foot with your golden dragon nunchaku. Loy launches a powerful attack. Loy mashes the giant leader's head with his two-handed black shafted mace. Loy dealt the death blow to the giant leader. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game weboot in 1 thecondth. > uptime A'Tuin has been paddling through space for 5 minutes and 15 seconds. He (or as it may be, she) has been performing 2.70 cmds/s, 545.82 comp lines/s. This has taken 18.30% of his (or her) energy and 27.26MB of his (or her) mental capacity. He (or she) will be taking his (or her) next rest any moment now. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From Anton: Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game ith webooting in 30 thecondth. Go away! (Wizards) jhn wisps: ...this MUD will self-destruct in 30 seconds ... (Wizards) jhn wisps: 20... Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game ith webooting in 20 thecondth. Go away! (Wizards) Una wisps: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD (Wizards) Bugdt wisps: THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game ith webooting in 10 thecondth. Go away! Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game weboot in 8 thecondth. (Wizards) jhn wisps: 10... Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game weboot in 6 thecondth. (Wizards) Una wisps: GOODBYE ZUBE Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game weboot in 4 thecondth. Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game weboot in 2 thecondth. Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! (Wizards) Bugdt wisps: noooooooooo Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! (Wizards) Knate wisps: 2 Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! You whisper into the black backpack. (Wizards) Anton wisps: OUT OF CHEESE ERROR! Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! (Wizards) jhn wisps: OOONa. Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! (Wizards) Anton wisps: REBOOTING UNIVERSE Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! (Wizards) jhn wisps: They can take our lives ... Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Thutdown now! [Anton leaves Discworld] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [>:)] Loy: 4 groups here now? :P [>:)] Langrisser: That makes FOUR groups in the shades :S [>:)] Chimara: LOL! And a nice crap group there. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are seven obvious exits: 5, 4, 1, 3, 2, 6 and 7. Loy, Chimara and a looming troll are standing here. The looming troll moves aggressively towards Loy! The looming troll moves aggressively towards you! The looming troll punches at you but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. > pat troll The looming troll disappears into the gloom. You pat yourself on the troll. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) PastorBob: i find it to finger someone for information is highly sexual wossname (newbie) Danbala: Good for you! But, this is not the place to share those emotions, unfortunately. (newbie) PastorBob: well, yes. probably. but you have to agree that it doesnt look good when your father comes in and it stands finger Aibo on the monitor, so all og you.... watch out, or you'll have a hell of a discussion over the dinner table ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 82 (334) Xp: 512931 You pierce the brigand's stomach with one of your ruby-hilted rapiers. The brigand slices at you with his short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You perforate the brigand's stomach with one of your ruby-hilted rapiers. The brigand exclaims: Yer money and yer life! You mortally wound the brigand, who collapses to the ground. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > kill cabbage The cabbage is a terrible pacifist. You prepare to attack a cabbage. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hill Street is so clean you could eat off of it. Although if you did you'd undoubtedly be run out of town for getting food all over the street. Lousy slob. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two Royal Guards arrive from the east. One of the Royal Guards exclaims to the guard: Why don't you handle this one, I'm about to go for my coffee break! One of the Royal Guards exclaims: Langrisser, you are under arrest for murder! The guard knocks you unconscious with a swift blow. You lose consciousness. The guard exclaims: Langrisser, you are banished from the city. Don't ever come back! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The thin thief's long dark cloak breaks! The thin thief's black cotton dress breaks! Miss Soooze of Silence stabs the thin thief deeply in the right leg with her ruby-hilted rapier. The thin thief exclaims: Have at ye! Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 334 (334) Xp: 392915 The thin thief's set of cotton underwear breaks! You stab the thin thief deeply in the stomach with your ruby-hilted rapier. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 334 (334) Xp: 392918 The thin thief's pair of black leather shoes breaks! The thin thief's pair of black wool socks breaks! Miss Soooze of Silence messily stabs the thin thief in the left foot with her elegant stiletto. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Xanthipe tells you: eeeee, I'm in one of your funnys :) You tell Xanthipe: you're in two of them now :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The land is lit up by the eerie light of the waxing half moon. This is the northeast corner of Unreal Estate. In the distance southeast of here is the spot where Washer Way offers a way away from Unreal Estate. The river Ankh is to the north, northwest, northeast, east, north by northwest, west by northwest, north by northeast, east by northeast... ... Let's just say it's there. It is a freezing cold spring prime's night with a steady breeze and many puffy clouds. There are four obvious exits: west, southeast, south and southwest. A small blue light is zipping about. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 11 (333) Xp: 1050238 You strike the sympathetic bartender in the neck with your golden dragon nunchaku. In your attempts to hit the sympathetic bartender with the golden dragon nunchaku, an unexpected rebound catches you round the side of the head! You drop the golden dragon nunchaku in shock. You killed the sympathetic bartender. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 284 (333) Xp: 943778 You stab your elegant stiletto right through Foul Ole Ron's neck. You killed Foul Ole Ron. Coffin Henry grins at you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The LAG goes white, looks very chalky and turns into a statue. The LAG asks: Hah! Spying on me, are you? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The land is lit up by the eerie light of the waxing quarter moon. This is the street just outside the infamous Mended Drum pub. A sturdy door leads into the pub to the north (if you dare), and streets lead away to the south, east and west. A nearby sign, specially provided outside the Drum to aid the numerous drunken revellers (though how effectively is questionable), almost proclaims that to the south is Short Street, southeast is Baker Street and east-west is Filigree Street. A number of people pass by as they go about their lives (or in some cases, existences). It is a damn cold spring prime's night with almost no wind and medium cloud cover. There are four obvious exits: east, west, south and north. Mr Krane DaRaven, a huge whirlwind of rubbish, a colossal whirlwind of rubbish, a black cat, Black Blossem, Miss Linda Cardiffe, Mr Spleen, Exoskeleton, Anarchy BeerGuzzler, Holy Spacecowboy, Ekko Il Veleno, Blessed MaraKa Kaizer and Silent Insanity are standing here, Sepiroth Le'Zatapathique is meditating here and Elusive Selena L'Femmes is sitting here. The somewhat decayed remains of a corpse, five corpses of Exoskeleton and the corpse of MaraKa Kaizer are on the ground. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > recover corpses Queued command: recover corpses There is nothing buried here. > mutter lack of troll A troll lumbers out from under the bridge. You mutter under your breath about lack of at the troll. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The small blue light giggles happily. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire fails to harm Loy and the grumpy drunken troll. The fire burns the fat drunken troll. The fire crisps the burly drunkard, the happy drunkard and the sympathetic bartender. The fire melts the lovely barmaid. The fire dies away. You killed the burly drunkard. You killed the lovely barmaid. You stop fighting a fat drunken troll, a lovely barmaid (dead anyway), a burly drunkard (dead anyway), a grumpy drunken troll, a happy drunkard, a sympathetic bartender and a small blue light. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You get two green obbles from the grotty old potato sack. > kiss obbles You kiss two green obbles. It vanishes in a puff of smoke, to be magically replaced by a handsome sheep shearer, just like the one you always wanted. Two handsome sheep shearers ask: How do? The handsome sheep shearer kisses the handsome sheep shearer. He vanishes in a puff of smoke, to be magically replaced by a green obble, just like the one the handsome sheep shearer always wanted. > l shearer Dead sexy and rippling with muscles which must be a result of shearing all those handsome sheep. Looks like you could throw him to someone. He is in good shape. He is standing. Carrying: a green obble. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (newbie) Violence: How come the womble slaps me everytime i attack it ---------- (newbie) Violence: I mean, we're talking a fat womble here, shouldn't it just lay down and die? (newbie) TerrysAlt: It is subtley pointing out that you shouldn't attack it. (newbie) Shabree: because you're mean and curel, and she hates y ou and wants to see mean people like you anihilated from the disc (newbie) Violence: Why am i mean? (newbie) Violence: What's curel btw? (newbie) Rilnien: because you're trying to kill the womble (newbie) Violence: Is that like cure all? (newbie) Violence: With a couple of letters missing? (newbie) Violence: Those a's and l's can be tricky sometimes (newbie) TerrysAlt: Violence, point. Point, Violence. I don't believe you've met. ---------- (newbie) Shabree: don't try to be smart, womble killer :P'[ (newbie) Violence: I was just asking a innocent question (newbie) Violence: Pfft, i attack the womble with an axe and it bitch slaps me (newbie) Shabree: please watch your language on this channel, dear (newbie) Feantur: 1) Careful with the wording, profanity is not really welcome here. 2) The womble is a nice fluffy creature that does not deserve being seen to with an axe! (newbie) Pincefesse: tsssss, men ! ---------- (newbie) Violence: I dream of chasing small hedgehogs? (newbie) Violence: That's disturbing... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Chimara leaves Discworld] [Sojan enters Discworld] [CastroFa enters Discworld] [Zyr leaves Discworld] ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You tell Galthran of Avalon: Actually, two-handed balack shafted maces are harder Galthran of Avalon tells you: no nunchaku are really hard to use Galthran of Avalon asks you: can u use specials with that? You tell Galthran of Avalon: I've had a two-handed black shafted mace before. I tm more with the mace than the nunchaku, in both sp.we and blunt. Trust me the mace is better. You tell Galthran of Avalon: Yes, I can special with both a mace and a nunchaku Galthran of Avalon tells you: i want a nunchuka tho You tell Galthran of Avalon: Well you ain't having mine :P Galthran of Avalon tells you: ill give u 150 You tell Galthran of Avalon: No deal. Galthran of Avalon tells you: 200 You tell Galthran of Avalon: I make 20roiyals a day when I really want to; money means nothing to me. Galthran of Avalon asks you: how would i get that nunchaku off you? You tell Galthran of Avalon: You would prove yourself to be a good friend, and I don't consider people friends within a time span of a single day. Galthran of Avalon tells you: how can i be ur friend --Err...I'm supposed to make a friend from someone who asks me that!? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > pragi You get a human right eye from the grotty old potato sack. You prepare to cast Pragi's Fiery Gaze. > pragi Queued command: pragi You lazily close your hand around the eye. You poke your tongue out at the world. You struggle to hold your hand closed as red sparks fly from inside your hand. You let go of the eye. It hovers above your hand. The eye ignites and a small ball of fire forms above your hand. You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. The fire crisps the rangy Tsortean soldier, the rangy Ephebian soldier and the weathered Djelian soldier. The fire dies away. The weathered Djelian soldier thrusts at you with her copper spear but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The rangy Ephebian soldier thrusts at you with her short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. Your Tsortean metal shield is too late to block the rangy Tsortean soldier's attack. As your shield absorbs the impact, it becomes visible as a bright red glow. The rangy Tsortean soldier slashes at you with his gladius but your magical shielding absorbs all of the blow. You get a human left eye from the grotty old potato sack. You prepare to cast Pragi's Fiery Gaze. You lazily close your hand around the eye. You poke your tongue out at the world. You struggle to hold your hand closed as red sparks fly from inside your hand. You let go of the eye. It hovers above your hand. The eye ignites and a small ball of fire forms above your hand. You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. > pragi The fire burns the weathered Djelian soldier. The fire crisps the rangy Tsortean soldier and the rangy Ephebian soldier. The fire dies away. Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 260 (332) Xp: 83527 You run the rangy Tsortean soldier through the chest with your elegant stiletto. The weathered Djelian soldier thrusts at you with her copper spear but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The rangy Ephebian soldier slashes at you with her short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You killed the rangy Tsortean soldier. --Don't you just love the lag? :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 312 (332) Xp: 74404 You stab your ruby-hilted rapier right through Kess of Sek's chest. Kess of Sek utters a short prayer. You killed Kess of Sek. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 322 (332) Xp: 74349 You perforate Kess of Sek's stomach with your elegant stiletto. Kess of Sek utters a short prayer. You prepare to stab Kess of Sek with your ruby-hilted rapier. Kess of Sek calls upon Sek. You feel a brief thrill of fear, but it passes quickly. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > groups belanar There is currently one active group, with a total number of two persons: + <> is led by the brave someone and features such prominent figures as AlkifroliC. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > refer slitwristz Slitwristz (not currently logged in) He is constantly concealed within the shadows of shady corners, yet he seems to be the center of attention. You can hear some faint Eminem music coming from his direction. His build and overall appearance suggests that he belongs in the Warriors Guild rather than the Thieves Guild, that is, if not for his incredibly calm facial expression and a sparkle of intelligence in his baby blue eyes. Slitwristz d'Gangsta is the grandfather of Adidas; uncle of Alucard; uncle of Alucard; uncle of Asuka; cousin of Baldorf; uncle of Beagle; tutor of Bell; tutor of Brocoflower; uncle of Cadent; tutor of Carsalus; tutor of Casanova; uncle of Cheirsa; uncle of Cheirsa; tutor of Confucous; tutor of Conquer; cousin of Deb; tutor of Dorcas; tutor of Elandra; tutor of Eldane; uncle of Ellinel; cousin of Ermac; tutor of Etheran; cousin of Everything; cousin of Fennick; tutor of Frostblade; cousin of Gildas; tutor of Gizzy; cousin of Gomzat; brother of Iownyou; tutor of Jawarto; uncle of Kazix; cousin of Kenny; uncle of Kimurasensei; tutor of Kip; cousin of Krypto; uncle of Larceny; uncle of Larceny; tutor of Lauri; master of Leroy; uncle of Limp; tutor of Lllusory; tutor of Lukey; uncle of Minime; tutor of Mirage; nephew of Morkai; cousin of Nebulous; cousin of Neerva; uncle of Neia; tutor of Oakly; cousin of Pipi; tutor of Ploosk; tutor of Prakhai; uncle of Princessgirl; cousin of Rakah; cousin of Ranneko; cousin of Saetta; tutor of Sauce; cousin of Seraph; cousin of Shameless; tutor of Shatenjager; tutor of Shinomori; master of Sim; uncle of Skash; uncle of Stottutt; uncle of Sylence; cousin of Trillest; brother of Twosongs; cousin of Uinai; cousin of Userfriendly; tutor of Vvicked; cousin of Wingsoftime; uncle of Xcapaig; cousin of Zergling and tutor of Zobnog No reference. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > tell langrisser Hello Talking to yourself again. I don't know. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Diana tugs on your sleeve in a desperate attempt to get some attention. Diana tells you: grosh Diana tells you: grosh Diana tells you: I mean.. Diana tells you: grosh Diana tells you: grosh Diana tells you: bah....groshnok says hello.. Diana blushes at you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Hurricane enters Discworld] > tell hurricane log on, log off...what's with that? [Hurricane leaves Discworld] Hurricane is not logged in. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > bash troll with talker You prepare to bash the troll bodyguard with your tachibo ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 1996 (2002) Gp: 305 (332) Xp: 387002 You skewer the accountant's left leg with your elegant stiletto. Your Tsortean metal shield is too late to block the accountant's attack. The accountant taps you in the right foot with her lightable torch but your skin absorbs some of the blow. You perforate the accountant's stomach with your elegant stiletto. The accountant exclaims: Honest! Your cheque's in the mail! You killed the accountant. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of the statues looks like it has to go to the bathroom. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 299 (332) Xp: 347846 You launch a powerful attack. You stab your ruby-hilted rapier right through the bandit's right leg but at the last second the bandit leaps in and protects him. Silent Gadai Quickfingers launches a powerful attack. Silent Gadai Quickfingers chops up the bandit's neck with one of her thieves' daggers. The bandit slices at you with his short sword but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You killed the bandit. Keris D'Mortifera launches a powerful attack. Keris D'Mortifera stabs one of her katars right through the bandit's left arm. Keris D'Mortifera dealt the death blow to the bandit. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [fnit] Keris D'Mortifera has been invited by Silent Gadai Quickfingers. [fnit] Keris has joined the group. [fnit] Keris begins following Silent Gadai Quickfingers and she follow her. [fnit] Gadai: velcome [fnit] Keris: thankies. :) [fnit] Keris: *nods* [fnit] Langrisser: Hmm..mind reader :P ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Zalmor tells you: The giant swings at you with his giant wooden club but at the last second Miss Plyss Pluis leaps in and protects you but his holy vestment absorbs all of the blow. In blocking the attack the thousand rose shield floating around you is knocked out of orbit. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > kill ambassador The Klatchian ambassador rushes around. The Klatchian ambassador leaves east. Cannot find "ambassador", no match. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > kill bread The rotten loaf of brown bread crumbles to dust. Cannot find "bread", no match. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A thin farmer opens the north door. A thin farmer arrives from the north. The thin farmer closes the north door. Mr Ralph Womblefluff says: Hello a thin farmer, thanks for dropping in. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > hold bottle in right hand Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 268 (332) Xp: 564212 Chimara mashes the ceremonial guard's left leg with his two-handed black shafted mace. The ceremonial guard thrusts at you with his khopesh but your floating Tsortean metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You put down an elegant stiletto from your right hand. You hold a bottle in your right hand. > throw bottle at guard 1 Hp: 2002 (2002) Gp: 269 (332) Xp: 564215 Chimara launches a powerful attack. Chimara mashes the ceremonial guard's right hand with his two-handed black shafted mace. Chimara dealt the death blow to the ceremonial guard. Why do you want to throw the bottle at the corpse of a ceremonial guard? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > pragi You prepare to cast Pragi's Fiery Gaze. You lazily close your hand around the eye. You poke your tongue out at the world. You struggle to hold your hand closed as red sparks fly from inside your hand. You let go of the eye. It hovers above your hand. The eye ignites and a small ball of fire forms above your hand. You move your hand and the ball of fire zooms out into the immediate vicinity and sweeps over everything. As you prepare to attack the driver, a small imp hops out from your nostril, exclaims that it can read your mind, and suddenly converts you into a temporary pacifist. Bummer. The fire fails to harm Miss Soooze of Silence. The fire melts the Guilds carriage driver. The fire dies away. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A garden pathway [w,e]. A small blue light is zipping about and a suspicious-looking woman, Xanthipe and Amberlysse Nightsong are standing here. Five corpses of scribes are on the ground. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kess of Sek slashes at the bodyguard with her dagger but she dodges out of the way. > health all The small blue light is in good shape. You are slightly hurt. Kess of Sek is not in good shape. One of the bodyguards is in very bad shape. The troll bodyguard is in good shape. One of the bodyguards is in good shape. The greedy dealer is in good shape. The outgoing trader is in good shape. Kess of Sek cuts the bodyguard's left arm with her dagger. Kess of Sek dealt the death blow to the bodyguard. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You find yourself more able to concentrate on this task than you thought. The giant spider attempts to bite Silent Gadai Quickfingers but at the last second you leap in and protect her but your magical shielding absorbs all of the blow. There is a sudden white flash, your magical shield has broken. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You prepare to cast Floron's Fabulous Mirror on the net dead statue of My Little Dogbolter Minogue. You concentrate on the mirror, pushing your mind into it. You think about finding things out. You stare into the mirror to see what is revealed... Soooze has reconnected. The mirror goes cloudy, then displays a complex fractal pattern. Within this pattern, you can see a myriad of dogbolters going about their business. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++|hmmmm|+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ The group was started on Tue Jul 15 11:01:06 2003. The group has two members: Langrisser is unhurt and refreshed. He is the current leader of the group. He is assisting the net dead statue of Miss Soooze of Silence. Soooze is unhurt and refreshed. Net Dead. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You point at the tough warrior. The tough warrior spits on the ground. The tough warrior peers suspiciously at you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sleffie McBing, Multani and a large whirlwind of sand arrive from the north. Sleffie McBing, Multani and the large whirlwind of sand leave south. A wandering Tsortean soldier and a grizzled Ephebian soldier wander in ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > give money to soooze The net dead statue of Miss Soooze of Silence seems too chalky to accept your gift. > plant money on soooze She is net dead, you scoundrel! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A snake is lying here and a scorpion is standing here. > kill scorpion The scorpion crouches down. You prepare to attack a scorpion. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Zyr leaves Discworld] You prepare to cast Jogloran's Portal of Cheaper Travel on the gold ring. > [womblers] Madrage has left the group. [womblers] The current leader has left the group, you are now all alone. Better start recruiting. [womblers] You are now the leader of the group. Madrage leaves the game. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Offler the Crocodile God shouts: Game ith webooting in 9 minuteth. The widdershins sky starts to lighten as the sun peeks over the horizon. > uptime A'Tuin has been paddling through space for 25 minutes and 13 seconds. He (or as it may be, she) has been performing 14.76 cmds/s, 1392.28 comp lines/s. This has taken 23.24% of his (or her) energy and 133.86MB of his (or her) mental capacity. He (or she) will be taking his (or her) next rest any moment now. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --From Keris' finger info: > nickname lang langrisser. Added nickname lang for langrisser. > flex lang [Langrisser leaves Discworld] You flex your lang ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > help suicide refresh Discworld player help refresh Name refresh - Refresh your character. Syntax refresh totally Description Refresh will erase your character and recreate it. It will be like you're logging in for the first time, ie no money, no equipment, no skills, no quests, no family, no clubs, no nothing. You will appear back in the foyer of the newbie area, with the usual newbie equipment. Use with care and note that any attempt to recover your equipment is considered cheating. Examples > refresh totally WARNING! This will restart your character. refresh (/doc/helpdir/refresh) From 1 to 23 of 34 (67%) - h for help. Are you sure you wish to refresh yourself totally? > y Ok, refreshing totally. Doing refresh... Done refreshing. You reappear in a more solid form. See also score, skills. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hp: 1534 (1980) Gp: 164 (314) Xp: 183917 The bandit slices at you with his short sword but your floating large metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The bandit thrusts at you with his short sword but your floating large metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The bandit slices at you with his short sword but your floating large metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The bandit slices at you with his short sword but your floating large metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The bandit thrusts at you with his short sword but your floating large metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. The bandit slices at you with his short sword but your floating large metal shield swoops in and absorbs all of the blow. You poke your tongue out at the world. You struggle to hold your hand closed as red sparks fly from inside your hand. Hp: 1537 (1980) Gp: 167 (314) Xp: 183920 Your large metal shield is too late to block the bandit's attack. The bandit shreds your right hand with his short sword. Your large metal shield is too late to block the bandit's attack. The bandit shreds your back with his short sword. Your large metal shield is too late to block the bandit's attack. The bandit shreds your stomach with his short sword. Your large metal shield is too late to block the bandit's attack. The bandit perforates your left arm with his short sword. Your large metal shield is too late to block the bandit's attack. The bandit shreds your chest with his short sword. Your large metal shield is too late to block the bandit's attack. The bandit shreds your chest with his short sword. You let go of the eye. It hovers above your hand. Hp: 978 (1980) Gp: 170 (314) Xp: 183923 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There are two obvious exits: out and forward. Five missing item receipts are on the floor. > look receipts This is a receipt for your missing filigree hairpin. You can either sell it for something which may be close to replacement value (and may not), or give it to a creator and ask very nicely to have it replaced. You can also try kissing it - who knows, you may get lucky. This is a receipt for your missing unknown object. You can either sell it for something which may be close to replacement value (and may not), or give it to a creator and ask very nicely to have it replaced. You can also try kissing it - who knows, you may get lucky. This is a receipt for your missing small furry womble. You can either sell it for something which may be close to replacement value (and may not), or give it to a creator and ask very nicely to have it replaced. You can also try kissing it - who knows, you may get lucky. This is a receipt for your missing big crowbar. You can either sell it for something which may be close to replacement value (and may not), or give it to a creator and ask very nicely to have it replaced. You can also try kissing it - who knows, you may get lucky. This is a receipt for your missing unknown object. You can either sell it for something which may be close to replacement value (and may not), or give it to a creator and ask very nicely to have it replaced. You can also try kissing it - who knows, you may get lucky. > kiss receipts The receipt whispers: I don't belong to you, I belong to Dementia! The receipt whispers: I don't belong to you, I belong to Dementia! The receipt whispers: I don't belong to you, I belong to Dementia! The receipt whispers: I don't belong to you, I belong to Shigeru! The receipt whispers: I don't belong to you, I belong to Dementia! You kiss five missing item receipts. > finger dementia Login name : Dementia Real name : Marie Huana Email : ave_dementia_woohoo@yahoo.com Member of the Warriors' Guild. Location : Somewhere beyond the rainbow Home Page: First logged on Mon May 29 13:00:48 2000. 73 days, 18 hours and 15 seconds old. Last logged off 22 days, 12 hours, 13 minutes and 37 seconds ago. 191 mail messages. No project. Plan: No future. > finger shigeru Login name : Shigeru Real name : ??? Birthday : 7th of March Email : Member of the Thieves' Guild. Location : Wisconsin (Moo!) First logged on Fri Sep 20 22:23:21 2002. 24 days, 16 hours, 1 minute and 58 seconds old. Last logged off 134 days, 17 hours, 3 minutes and 4 seconds ago. 1 mail message. No project. No plan. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > poke priest You poke the devoted priest. Hp: 1980 (1980) Gp: 155 (304) Xp: 683096 You perforate the devoted priest's left arm with your stiletto. You killed the devoted priest. The corpse of a devoted priest topples over and falls down out of sight. The devoted priest peers suspiciously at you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The sailor says: Boy are you in trouble now. Hp: 994 (1037) Gp: 159 (168) Xp: 122273 You stab the sailor deeply in the head with your ruby-hilted rapier. You killed the sailor. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The inane priest mutters a prayer and looks a bit better. You are in good shape. The inane priest is in very bad shape. > Hp: 967 (990) Gp: 50 (50) Xp: 9379 You scratch the inane priest's head with your rapier. You killed the inane priest. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The strange priest mutters a prayer and looks a bit better. Hp: 986 (1037) Gp: 168 (168) Xp: 183905 You nick the strange priest's head with your cutlass. You killed the strange priest. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An energetic scorpion (hiding) is standing here.