BIN LADEN FOUND HIDING IN LOCAL MAN'S ASS!
Police Took Mossy Jaw Resident into Protective Custody. Ossama Bin Laden Could Not Be Reached For Comment. You Do The Math.
"I Don't Know How He Got In My Ass." Explains Local Resident, Seen Here After His Wife Spotted Beard-like Hairs, Sticking Out of His Ass. Upon Further Examination She Heard A Faint Voice Speaking Arabic Coming From Inside The Anus. She Then Called 911.
|ALCOHOLIC DOG DIES IN BOOZE RELATED ACCIDENT.||Two-Gyp-Bitch, Loved By Millions of
Children Around the World, Was Killed in a Freak Accident
at His Home in Malibu. He Staggered Out
in Front of Oncoming Traffic and Was Run Over. Friends
Claim He Had Been Drinking.
APPRECIATION WEEK GETS OFF TO A GREAT START.
Area Merchants Showed Their Support for Vigilantism by Taking the Law into Their own Hands, and Lynching Would-be Robber 18 Yr. Old Skutch Stevens. "We Killed the Piece of Shit." remarked Eb Greasy, Seen Here with Brother Dab.
|FRIED BOLONEY REDUCES THE RISK OF CANCER. (Get the Whole Story on Page 3).|
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