(Screen shows a pitch black screen, then all of a sudden you see a spot that gets closer and closer. You start to make out the image, its the "HWF" Logo. It approaches fast then hits the screen with a metalic clang. It sets on fire then melts as "Killing in the Name of" starts to play as the camera starts to pan the sold out Arrow Head Pond in beautiful Anaheim California. Seems that every fan in attendance has a sign, some signs read "H-W-F'N-F", "Austin Brown is DA MAN ;)". Camera finnaly settles to the ring side announcer where JR and Big Al can be seen. JR has a Mighty Ducks baseball cap on and a western style shirt on, Big Al has his hair slick back in a ponytail, and has a slick looking blue silk shirt on.)

JR: Welcome to the first ever HWF SATURDAY NIGHT! Hey yall I'm Johnny Riggs and next to me is none other than the legend himself BIG AL!

AL: Thanks Johnny and this oughta be a great show! We have 1st round matches to decide the first ever HWF WORLD CHAMP!

JR: Thats right we have some great match-ups tonight as we will see Ronin and "Dead Doc" Holiday get it on.

(Shows a split screen of Ronin and "Dead Doc" HOliday"

JR: Colin James vs Loaded.

(Shows split screen of Colin and Loaded)

JR: And the Mainevent Austin Brown vs Delinquit.

(Shows split screen of Austin and Delinquit)

AL: Thats right and more great matches as well. After these quick messages we will have our first match stick around.

(Commercials of "BIg Daddy", 10-10-321, and Gatorade)

(Camera fades into the ring where the lovley Debra is standing with mic in hand. The male fans cheer and chant "show your tits".)

Debra: The following contest will be for one fall and will have a 15 minute time limit. First contestant hails from Canarsie, Brooklyn,NY he stands 6'4 and weighs in at 275 pounds...RONIN!

( "Just another victim" starts to play through the PA system. The fans get on their feet and look towards the entrance way as Ronin steps out from behind the curtains. He is wearing black samurai style armor, with a red katana on the front. He stands ontop of the ramp and looks around the arena then runs down the ramp and jumps up to the apron then flips over the ropes. He walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs it then raises his hands as the fans cheer.)

Debra: And his opponent he hails from Truth or Consequences, NM he stands 6'4 and weighs in at 265 pounds.."DEAD DOC" HOLLIDAY!

("Walk" starts to blast through the speakers. Dead Doc walks from the back occompanied by Becky Strong. He wears Black pants, leather chaps. Black leather vest with DDH in blue on the back. DDH in blue on chaps, and blue boots. Becky Strong wears a dress in blue and black leather halter and skirt. They both walk down the ramp ignoring the fans. Becky walks up the stairs and splits the ropes for DDH to get through. DDH stands in the corner and waits for the bell.)

*Ding Ding Ding*

JR: The bell has sounded and we are going to kick things off. Ronin takes a early charge...but is met by a kick to the gut from DDH. DDH lands a stiff punch to the face..and whips him into the ropes..FLYING CLOTHESLINE! Goes for the cover..

Ref: 1..KICK OUT.

JR: ONly a 1 count.

Al: Even though it was only a 1 count that had to take alot out of Ronin! That was vicious.

JR: DDH lifts up Ronin..SNAP MARE take over into a STANDING LEG-DROP pin...

Ref: 1...2..KICK OUT.

JR: No Ronin is still in this. DDH lifts up Ronin..whip into the turnbcukle...DDH charges after Ronin..but Ronin jumps over DDH and DDH crashes chest first into the turnbuckle! Ronin comes from behind...REVERSE DDT!

*Ronin slides out of the ring*

JR: Ronin is outside the ring now and on the floor..he looks under the ring..and finds a BARBED WIRE KENDO STICK! Ronin slides into the ring..lifts up DDH...AND HITS HIM ACROSS THE CHEST!

*DDH falls to the mat and rolls out to the floor*

Al: DDH is hurting bad!

JR: Indeed he is and he is bleeding...looks like DDH is trying to walk off...OH! Ronin just hit DDH on the outside with a SUICIDE PLANCHA! Ronin quickly gets to his feet..lifts him up..PILEDRIVER ON THE STEEL RAMP! Ronin goes for the cover..

Ref: 1....2...3..NO! HE KICKED OUT!

AL: BARLEY!

JR: Ronin is shocked! Ronin lifts up DDH..STANDING SIDE KICK..NO! DDH blocks it..and lands a STANDING SIDE KICK of his own!

*Becky Strong hands DDH his staff*

JR: DDH has that staff now..and whacks Ronin across the face with it! Ronin is bleeding bad! DDH lifts up Ronin...OH! He used the edge of the staff right onto the throat of Ronin! And DDH is choking Ronin out with it!

Al: It might be over for Ronin!

JR: Ronin never submits and DDH lifts him up to his feet and rolls him into the ring. DDH slides in and lifts up Ronin to his feet...sets him up..VERTICLE SUPLEX. And now DDH is telling Becky somthing...

DDH: Bring me the barbed wire!

Al: MORE BARBED WIRE?!

JR: Becky is looking under the ring for somthing..and she pulls out a roll of barbed wire. DDH gets it and unrolls it..and looks like he is wrapping it around that turnbuckle.

*DDH wraps the barbed wire all around the turnbuckle.*

JR: DDH lifts up Ronin...and whips him into the turnbuckle..REVERSED! AND DDH HITS HARD AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE..Ronin charges in..HUGE SPLASH! DDH's back is bleeding bad! Ronin sets up DDH...we might see the KATANA GUT-BUSTER...wait! Becky STrong is on the apron and is calling Ronin over!

Al: Dont do it!

JR: OH NO! Ronin is heading her way...and Becky looks to be sweet talking him..and DDH IS UP TO HIS FEET! DDH comes up behind Ronin...DROPKICK..NO! Ronin ducks and DDH HITS BECKY STRONG OFF THE APRON! Ronin turns DDH around..kick to the gut...AND A KATANA GUT-BUSTER! He goes for the cover..

Ref: 1...2...3!

*Ding Ding Ding*

Debra: The winner of this match by pinfall..RONIN!

JR: RONIN WINS!

AL: And what a victory! I thought it was over when Ronin hit DDH with that barbed wire Kendo Stick then hit that VICIOUS Suicide Plancha but DDH still wasnt out. DDH makes a comeback but he took too long putting that barbed wire on the turnbuckle giving Ronin lots of time to rest. That wrong move, put together by a unsuccesful seduction by Becky got Ronin the victory after the Katana Gutbuster!

JR: That was one hell of a match, and upnext after the commercial break we will see the well reknown superstar FALCON take on the very deranged Jack Jeckell!

* Commercials of 10-10-321, MIght Ducks season tickets, and Asprin.*

JR: Folks during the break it looked like DDH and Becky were going into a heated argument but they kiss and made up in the end.

Al: No doubt that no one was at fault in that match.

JR: Well lets take it to the ring for our next bout!

Debra: The following contest is for one fall and will have a 20 minute time limit! First he hails from Detroit Michigan, he's 6'1 and wieghs in at 243 pounds...JACK JECKELL!

* "Justin" starts to play through the arena. Jack Jeckell comes from the back wearing a White Straight jacket splattered with blood, Black Mental Institution Jump suit with the sleeves cut off...carrying a pouch of tacks. Next to him is Balif. They walk down the ramp together as Jack Jeckell yells at the fans. Balif leads Jack up the steps and into the ring, then unlocks the straight jacket and takes it off. He quickly slides out of the ring and heads to backstage. Jack goes to the corner and kneels down and puts the pouch on the mat.*

Debra: And his opponent, he hails from Bronx New York, he stands 6'4 and weighs in at 255 pounds...FALCON!

* "Unpredictable" starts to play as the fans get on their feet and start to cheer. Falcon walks from the back and stops on the top of the ramp way and looks around the arena. He has on a black and white jumpsuit. He walks down the ramp slapping a fans hand now and then. He hops up to the apron and steps through the ropes. He says somthing to Debra and she laughs, then Falcon raises his hands to the roar of the crowd. He then proceeds to stretch in the ring.*

JR: What a ovation for this man Falcon..OH! Jack is already starting to pound on Falcon!

*Ding Ding Ding*

JR: There the bell but Jack has already started! He is landing FOREARMS to the back..and a KNEE TO THE FACE OF FALCON! Falcon stumbles backwards..and Jack hits him with a CLOTHESLINE that sends him over the ropes and onto the floor! Jack slides out of the ring and lifts up Falcon...lands a kick to the gut..and a DDT onto the concrete! He goes for a cover..

Ref: 1..2..KICK OUT!

JR: Jack is pissed! Jack gets ontop of Falcon and is releasing the punches! OH BUT FALCON REVERSES and now Falcon is releasing the punches! Falcon lifts up Jack..and whips him into the gaurdrail and he crashes hard! Falcon lifts up Jack..and throws him down throat first across the gaurdrail and he rolls him into the ring.

* Jack rolls into the ring and looks dazed on the floor.*

JR: Falcon hops up to the apron and is now climbing the turnbuckle...GUIATINE LEG DROP from top into a cover!

Ref: 1..2..KICK OUT

JR: Falcon lifts up Jack..whips him into the ropes..LEG CLOTHESLINE! Falcon now slides out of the ring..and grabs a chair. He slides it in..swings..but Jack hits Falcon with a hard right to the gut! Jack bounces off the ropes..SHOULDER TACKLE.

Al: Now Jack is in control!

JR: Jack lifts up the chair and rams it into the knee of Falcon! AND AGAIN! Jack lifts up Falcon whips him into the turncbuckle..and Jack charges in hard with a CLOTHESLINE!

JR: Jack grabs Falcon whips him into the ropes...REVERSED! Jack goes into the ropes..and Falcon BACK BODY DROP HIM ...onto the SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!

AL: jack went flying over the top-rope and through that table!

* THe ref slides out of the ring and goes to check if Jack is alright*

JR: The ref is checking if Jack is alright..AND WHOS THIS?!

Al: Here comes Torch running down the ramp with a baseball bat..and Falcon doesnt know!

JR: Torch comes up behind Falcon..

*CRACK*

AL: OH!

JR: Torch just hit Falcon in the back of the head with that bat shattering the bat into peices! Falcon is out on the mat and his head is bleeding.

* ON the outside Jack slowly gets up to his feet and slides into the ring*

JR: Jack Jeckell covers Falcon..

Ref: 1...2...3!

*Ding Ding Ding*

Debra: The winner via pinfall..JACK JECKELL!

*Fans start to boo and throw trash at Jack and Torch. Jack and Torch lifts up Falcon and execute a POERBOMB, KNECK BREAKER combo. Then roll him out of the ring. Torch grabs a mic *

Torch: This the beggining of the greatest stable to live the HWF. Jack and Torch officially declare the friendship that no wrestler will break apart. We will conquer the HWF one by one. So look out all of you. Jack Jeckell and Torch are gonna light this place on FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!

JR: Torch and Jack have formed a alliance!

Al: ONE DANGEROUS ONE AT THAT! Falcon had Jack beat with that back body drop over the top rope, but Torch came running in and whacked Falcon in the back of the head with that baseball bat and that sent Falcon to la la land!

JR: We gotta get paramedics down here to see if Falcon is alright...folks stay tuned.

( Commerials of Snickers, Nike, and HWF merchandise )

* Camera fades into backstage where paramedics are seen attending to Falcon who is sitting on a stretcher. *

Medic: Are you ok?

* Faclon quickly gets up and pushes all the medics away knocking them against the wall. Falcon then starts throwing chairs around the room. Nearby on a monitor they show the replay of the last match and Falcon starts to yell obcenities. Falcon then storms out of the room*

JR: OH MY!

Al: Falcon isnt a happy camper right now, and rightfully so!

JR: No doubt about that, lets take you to the ring where the lovley Debra is to announce the next match-up.

Debra: The following contest will be for one fall and will have a 15 minute time limit. First he hails from..Pitsburgh PA, he stands 6'4 and wieghs in at 244 pounds..ADAM!

* "Crazy Train" starts to play through the speakers. Adam comes from the back wearing JEan shorts and a white T shirt with ADAM spray painted on it. He walks down the ramp ignoring the fans, flipping one off along the way. He slides into the ring and starts to bad-mouth the fans *

Debra: And his opponent, he hails from Miami Florida, he stands 6'9 and weighs in at 326 pounds..CRASH!

* "Get busy child" starts to play and Crash comes from the back. He raises his hands in the air to the mixed reaction of the crowd. He has on A Wrath-like attire; blue/black. He slowly walks down the ramp and once in a while slaps a fans hand. He climbs up the steps and steps over the ropes. He walks up to Adam and stares down at him *

JR: We have a stardown..

* Ding Ding Ding*

JR: and theres the bell. Adam shoves Crash..and Crash shoves back! OH, Adam just kicked Crash on the gut..runs off the ropes...FACE PLANT on the mat! Adam lifts up Crash and lands quick standing side kicks to the ribs..and a JUMPING ROUND HOUSE to the back of the head!

*Crash stumbles down to the mat.*

JR: Adam uses the ropes for leverage..and lands a ELBOW DROP into a cover..

Ref: 1..KICK OUT

JR: Adam lifts up Crash..whips him into the ropes..REVERSED. Adam on the rebound is caught by a BACK ELBOW to the jaw..Adam stumbles back..Crash sets him up..OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Crash is stomping on Adams chest now..lifts him up..and whips him into the turnbuckle. Crash walks up to Adam..CHEST CHOP! AND ANOTHER! Crash grabs Adam by the hair..and throws him to the middle of the ring!

Al: Like a sack of patatoes!

JR: Crash goes for a cover..

Ref: 1...2..KICK OUT

JR: Crash lifts up Adam..whips him into the ropes..but Adam slides under Crash! Adam from behind..LOW-BLOW! Crash falls to the mat, and Adam slides out of the ring..

* Adam pulls out a ladder from under the ring and slides it in. *

JR: Adam places that ladder on the corner, and he lifts up Crash..whips him..AND CRASH LANDS HARD! Crash stumbles out of the corner..and Adam hits a FACE-BUSTER! Adam goes for the cover..

Ref: 1...2..KICK OUT!

Al: ALMOST!

JR: That was damn close! Adam lifts up Crash..and lands a DROPKICK. Crash falls to the mat and Adam is looking under the ring again..this time pulls out a table! He slides it in and sets it up.

* Adam grabs the ladder and sets it up aswell. *

JR: Adam lifts up Crash..and places him on that table..AND ADAM IS CLIMBING THE LADDER!

AL: Dont like the looks of this!

JR: Adam is perched on the last rung...MOONSAULT..NO! CRASH MOVES!

* Adam goes crashing through the table as Crash rolls out of the ring*

Al: Nothing but table!

JR: Adam isnt moving and Crash is slowly getting up on the outside. Crash rolls into the ring and lifts up Adam..POWERBOMB PIN COMBO..

Ref: 1...2..3.NO! KICK OUT!

Al: WHAT!?

JR: Adam has lots of guts kicking out! Crash lifts up Adam..and crashes his head into the ladder..sets up Adam..BELLYBACK SUPLEX. And Crash signals for the end of it!

* Debra grabs the mic *

Debra: 1 minute left on the clock!

JR: Uh-oh time limit is almost up! Crash lifts up Adam...sets him up..CRASH OVER RIDE..NO ADAM SLIPS OUT! Crash is confused..Adam bounces off the ropes..and he hits Crash with a CORCSCREW SHOULDER BLOCK! Adam runs off the ropes...ASAI MOONSAULT! Into a cover..

Ref: 1...2..KICK OUT!

Debra: 10 seconds..

JR: Adam lifts up Crash..hooks him in...TRUCK STOP..NO ITS BLOCKED..ADAM TRIES AGAIN..BLOCKED..ONE MORE TIME..AND HE GETS HIM OVER!! ITS OVER HE GOES FOR THE COVER..

Ref: 1...2...* DING DING DING*

AL: WHAT?!

Debra: Time LImit DRAW!

JR: HOW CHEAP! Adam had him!

AL: If only there was 1 more second on the clock we would of had a winner! ADAM cant beleive it!

JR: Adam is up and is yelling at the time keeper, but the desicion was made. What a match!

AL: Hell yeah what a match! Back and fourth action and Adam showed his impressive high flying ability! But he was a second late and a dollar short, hit the TRUCKSTOP to late after Crash blocked it TWICE and the time limit expired.

*Camera cuts to backstage, as it shows a split screen. One side is Justin Sane lighting a match and then stomping on it, and on the other it shows Torch and Jack Jeckell talking and laughing. *

JR: Upnext we have Torch vs Justin Sane! Stick around..

( Commercials of Brist Ice Tea, "South Park Uncut", and SNickers. )

Debra: The following contest is for one fall and will have a 20 minute time limit! First he hails from Houston Texas he stands 6'2 and weighs in at 225 pounds..JUSTIN SANE!

* "High Way to Hell" starts to play through the arena, as Justin Sane walks out from the back with a determined look on his face. He wears Long, ripped up jean shorts that go to about mid-calf. He also wears a raggedy T-shirt. He hops up onto the arpon and turns toward the crowd and raises his hands to the fans cheers. He steps through the ropes and stretches in his corner *

Debra: And his opponent! He hails from Chicago Ilinois, he stands 6'1 and weighs in at 239 pounds...TORCH!

* "Down in Flames" starts to play as Torch walks from the back with Jack Jeckell by his side. They walk halfway down the ramp shake hands, then Jack walks backstage. Torch continues to walk down the ramp taunting the fans, climbs the stairs and steps through the ropes. *

*DING DING DING*

JR: These two men are sizing each other up..and they tie-up. Torch hooks on a HAMMERLOCK..whips Justin into the ropes...and cathces him with a CLOTHESLINE. Torch lifts up Justin, and lands hard punches to the gut and head..whips him into the ropes..BACKBODY DROP. The pin..

Ref: 1..2..KICk OUT!

JR: Torch lifts up Justin by his hair..and lands a EUROPEAN UPPERCUT..sets him up..VERTICLE SUPLEX..NO BLOCKED..and Justin takes him over with one of his own! Justin lifts up Torch...lands a kick to the gut..bounces off the ropes..AX KICK. And Justin is climbing the turnbuckle! He's perched up there...FROG SPLASH! Into a cover..

Ref: 1...2..KICK OUT!

Al: That was a beautiful Frog Splash!

JR: Torch is slowly getting to his feet..but is met with a ELBOW to the face...Justin lifts him up..and throws him over the top-rope like a rag doll!

* Torch starts to walk up the ramp *

JR: LOOK OUT..SUICIDE PLANCHA! Justin soar over the top with that move! Justin quickly gets up and lifts up Torch..and rams his head into the guardrail! Justin grabs a chair..

*CRACK*

JR: AND cracks it over Torch's head!

Al: Torch looks way out of it!

JR: Justin Sane goes for the cover..

Ref: 1...2..KICK OUT

Al: He kicked out!

JR: Justin lifts up Torch..sets him up..PILEDRIVER..NO REVERSED INTO A BACKBODY DROP ON THE STEEL RAMP! Torch looks groggy..he looks under the ring..and pulls out a table! He sets it up..and walks over to Justin..lifts him up..OH! Justin pokes Torch's eye! Justin lands a few hard punches..kick to the gut..AND A KNEE LIFT!

Al: That hit him square on the nose!

JR: Torch is bleeding..Justin sets up Torch..DDT ONTO THE RAMP! Both men look exahsted..but Justin is slowly getting up..grabs Torch by his hair ...OH! Torch just LOW-BLOWED JUSTIN! Justin falls to his knees..Torch grabs the chair laying on the floor..and hits Justin in the FACE! Torch reaches into his shorts..and pulls out a lighter! He sets the table on fire!

* Camera cuts to backstage. It shows Jack Jeckell walking down a hallway but around the corner Falcon takes him by surprise and cracks him with a chair. Jack falls to the floor and Falcon starts to walk toward the entrance*

AL: WE MIGHT BE HAVING COMPANY!

JR: Torch doesnt care..he lifts up Justin...sets him up..BODYSLAM THROUGH THE TABLE..NO JUSTIN ESCAPES! Justin turns Torch around..HURRICARANA..NO! Torch reverses it into a POWERBOMB!

Al: I think they might of knocked out the ref in the process! He is out on the floor!

JR: Indeed he is, its when Torch lifted up Justin for a BODYSLAM! The ref caught a boot to the face!

* From the back comes running Falcon with a chair in hand. He comes up behind Torch and whaks him in the back of the head. Torch falls to one knee, then Falcon hits him again. Falcon starts to walk backstage with a smirk on his face *

JR: Falcon just hit Torch! Justin Sane is slowly getting up to his feeet...and he sees Torch out on the floor! Justin lifts up Torch....POWERBOMB ONTO THE FLAMING TABLE! Justin pins him with his foot..

* The ref slowly counts *

Ref: 1........2......3!

* Ding Ding Ding *

Debra: The winner of this match..JUSTIN SANE!

* Falcon is on the top of the ramp way, and he raises the chair in the air and the fans cheer. Then from behind Jack Jeckell comes and starts to pound on Falcon. A brawl starts then security hits the scene and breaks them apart. *

JR: We have a brawl going on at the top of the ramp! Here comes security and they put out the fire. Torch looks badly hurt! We gotta settle things down, after these messages we will have more action, stick around! It will be our last commercial break.

( Crap loads of pointless commercials )

* Camera fades into Big Al and JR sitting on the announcers table *

JR: BEfore the break we had a peir 1 brawl out here!

AL: Falcon got revenge on Torch and Jack Jeckell as he knocked Torch out senseless with that steel chair! But has Falcon dug his own grave? Its Falcon against two very dangerous men in Jack Jekcell and Torch! 2 vs 1, I dont like the odds of that!

JR: * Hold his head set closer to his ear * Hold on I hear there is a disturbance backstage..involving the two who were supposed to have a match here next! Colin James and Loaded!

* Camera cuts to backstage *

JR: There they are and they are slugging it out backstage! Colin lands hard punches..and he just threw him through the buffet table!

AL: NO!!!!

JR: Colin lifts up Loaded..and rams his head onto the concrete wall! Loaded looks dazed, and Colin sets him up..PILEDRIVER..NO! Reversed into a BACKBODY DROP onto the concrete floor! Loaded lifts up Colin..and he rams Colins head through a trophy case! The glass shattered everywhere!

* A ref hits the scene and starts to yell *

REF: THE MATCH HASNT STARTED YET! STOP OR IT WILL BE A DOUBLE DQ!!

JR: THEY DONT CARE!

Al: Why are they fighting early anyways?!

JR: Beats me but looks like no one likes anyone backstage! Loaded grabs Colin by his hair...and knees him in the midsection! Loaded whips Colin..onto another buffet table!

AL: NO!!!

JR: Loaded grabs a punch bowl..but Colin lands a punch to Loaded gut! Loaded drops the bowl and Colin picks it up..and he breaks it over Loadeds head! And here comes security! They break these two apart and the ref calls it a double DQ!

Al: these two didnt even wait for the announcments!

JR: Hold on Loaded breaks free from the security..and lands a BIG LEFT HAND to Colins face! Colin looks dazed! And Loaded looks to of injured his hand!

Al: HE knocked the crap out of Colin with that punch!

JR: Looks like there is legitament heat here!

* Camera fades back to the announcers table *

AL: Wow that was somthing else!

JR: Well folks upnext its mainevent time! Debra take it away sweetheart!

Debra: The following contest is the HWF MAINEVENT! First contestant hails from LA California, he stands 5'9 and weighs in at 215 pounds..DELINQUIT!

* "Breathe" starts to play. Delinquit comes from the back to the mixed reaction of the crowd. He wears A Juvi-type attire; red and black. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. *

Debra: And his opponent..he hails from Dallas Texas, he stands 6'3 and weighs in at 233 pounds.."TREND SETTER" AUSTIN BROWN!

(The lights in the arena begin to dim....then on the titantron, with his a picture of Austin "Trend Setter" Brown....)

===================TheShowstopper====================

(Then the lights in the arena begin to pulsate, as "Whatta Man" by Salt N Pepa begins to blare throughout the arena. A small set of fireworks begin to shoot off behind the stage.)

-Scenes begin to roll on the tron of Brown chairshotting many a foe. They are followed by scenes of women, most with censored signs throughout their bodies.

-Scenes then show Brown winning matches, and cheating like hell. Then,it goes into a bevie of clips showing Brown giving "Vanity" to about amillion jobbers.

(Out of the back, dressed in black, looking like a million dollars steps Austin "Trend Setter" Brown. The women begin to scream, and Brown continues to smack his gum. He twirls around some on stage, asking the crowd for more, and be starts to head to the ring. He stops near the end of the ramp, and stares at a beautiful blonde in the crowd. She begins to scream, and Brown winks at her. She then proceeds to take her top off, and Brown stands, jaw jacked, in awe. He shakes his head, allows her to kiss him, and enters the ring. He dances around a few times, and stands in the center of the ring as fireworks shoot off behind him. He strikes a biceps pose, and begins to flaunt his rock hard abs, and then throws his vest out of the ring as he climbs the ropes to do a defiant, two-fisted stab in the air.)

* DIng Ding Ding *

JR: What a entrance by Austin Brown. These two lock up, Delinquit takes the early advantage here..takes him over with a ARM DRAG..Austin quickly up charges Delinquit but is met with a BACK ELBOW to the face! Austin staggers back and Delinquit lands a CLOTHESLINE that sents Austin down! The cover..

Ref: 1...KICK OUT

JR: Delinquit lifts up Austin..whips him into the ropes..CLOTHESLINE..no Austin ducks..and comes back with a LEG LARIAT! Delinquit staggers back..Austin sets him up..ATOMIC DROP..and Delinquit is dancing! AND A DDT! Austin goes for the cover..

Ref: 1...2..KICK OUT

JR: Austin lifts up Delinquit..whips him into the turnbuckle and he lands hard..Austin charges in..BUT Delinquit gets a boot up! Austin staggers back..Delinquit climbs up to the second rope..and lands a TORNADO DDT! The cover..

Ref: 1...2..KICK OUT

Al: ALMOST HAD HIM! Nice Tornado DDT by Delinquit

JR: Delinquit slides to the outside now..and grabs a chair and slides it in. Delinquit lifts up Austin to his feet..grabs the chair..swings..but Austin ducks! Austin takes Delinquit down with a DROP TOE HOLD into LEG DROP to the back of the kneck! Rolls him over and covers..

Ref: 1..2..KICK OUT

JR: Austin lifts up Delinquit...but Delinquit is coming back! He lands ELBOWS to the gut of Austin...sets him up..OH!

Al: Austin just LOW BLOWED DELINQUIT!

JR: Delinquit is staggering back..Austin grabs the chair..tosses it to Delinquit..AND LANDS THE VANITY THROUGH THE CHAIR! Austin goes for the cover..

Ref: 1...2...3!

* Ding Ding Ding *

Debra: Here is your winner AUSTIN BROWN!

JR: Austin takes the win!

Al: Wait whos that coming down the ramp!

JR: Its Jack Jeckell! And he's carrying a giant mirror! Jack slides into the ring...

* CRASH *

JR: HE CRASHED THAT MIIROR OVER AUSTIN BROWNS HEAD!

* Jack Jeckell slides out of the ring laughing. The camera gets a close up of Austin Brown out on the mat. The fans boo loudly and throw objects at Jack. Austin slowly gets up and looks dazed with blood dripping down his face. He gets up and starts to walk backstage looking pissed off *

JR: Jack Jeckell just knocked out Austin Brown! Austin Brown cant be to happy about this!! Folks thats all the time we have for tonight!

* Credits roll, camera fades to the HWF logo *

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