Quotes

• "The only thing about masturbation to be ashamed of is doing it badly." Sigmund Freud
• "I can see you shiver with antici.......pation!" Dr. Frank N Furter
• "All we ask for is peace." Adolf Hitler
• "Precisely because the tyranny of opinion is such as to make eccentricity a reproach, it is desirable, in order to break through that tyranny, that people should be eccentric. Eccentricity has always abounded when and where strength of character has abounded: and the amount of eccentricity in a society has generally been proportional to the amount of genius, mental vigor, and moral courage it contained. That so few dare to be eccentric marks the chief danger of the time." John Stuart Mill (submitted by Amanda Mayer, one of my few, or perhaps my only, loyal reader(s)).
• Jeff N:"What's the difference between art and pornography?" Jeff A:"The class of people that masturbate to it." -Jeffs
• "emotion is a giant condom with microscopic holes covering the aids infected dick that lives inside the soul of every boy and girl." -n8
• "I do it so people will make fun of me." Jeff Noel (me)
• "Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have the less shit you have to eat." Robert Noel
• "So I open my door to my enemies, and I ask "Could we wipe the slate clean?", but they tell me to please go fuck myself, you know you just can't win." Pink Floyd
• "There is no Dark Side of the Moon really, its all dark." Pink Floyd
• "Wouldn't you die for something pretty?" Lou Reed
• "I had absolute nothing and I threw it all away." Arnold Rimmer
• "Television! Teacher. Mother. Secret lover." Homer Jay Simpson
• "I think I brained my damage." Homer Jay Simpson
• "Never try." Homer Jay Simpson
• "They did it because they're stupid. That's the only reason anyone does anything." Homer Jay Simpson
• "You're not going insane Arthur....you're going sane in an insane world!" The Tick
• "Billy coughed when the door was opened, and when he coughed he shit thin gruel. This was in accordance with the Third Law of Motion according to Sir Isaac Newton. This law tells us that for every action there is a reaction that is equal and opposite in direction. This can be useful in rocketry." Kurt Vonnegut (Slaughterhouse V)
• "She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies. Men looked at her and wanted to fill her up with babies right away." Kurt Vonnegut (Slaughterhouse V)