I want to make my page spiffy, but I probably won't do anything until I'm nestled safe inside my ethernet card at college. Ideas for improvement are abounding, although none are being implimented (as of yet):

• the fondle gallery
• ann anteater agonizes about anorexia
• the nerdiness quantifier
• jeff's hair desktop patterns
• new and improved banner
• pictures of comical things
• extravagant multimedia