I want to make my page spiffy, but I probably won't do anything until I'm nestled safe inside my ethernet card at college. Ideas for improvement are abounding, although none are being implimented (as of yet):

  • the fondle gallery
  • ann anteater agonizes about anorexia
  • the nerdiness quantifier
  • jeff's hair desktop patterns
  • new and improved banner
  • pictures of comical things
  • extravagant multimedia
This will all require motivation and more web space (as I came to the end of my 5meg here seasons ago). I groan lazily.

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