Chronology of Dildo Man Films
DILDO MAN
The first encounter between Dildo Man and his archnemesis, Mr. Nasty. While giving a satellite tour of his space station Dildo Man receives an urgent message that Mr. Nasty is wreaking havoc on the porn business. Dildo Man rushes down to Earth in an effort to stop Nasty from doing much damage. Our hero is shot with a paralyzing ray and Nasty takes advantage of the situation and makes good his escape.
DILDO MAN 2
The next encounter between Dildo Man and Mr. Nasty. Dildo Man is casually flying thru the sky when he is shot down and attacked by gigantic cockroaches that are under the control of Mr. Nasty. While our hero is battling the roaches, Nasty is busy punishing people for reading porn mags. DM frees himself from the roaches and hunts down Nasty where, after a big fight, Nasty is pushed into the CHAMBER OF OPPOSITION and reemerges as a normal porn-loving person, having been seperated from his evil half.
A TRIP THRU TIME
After performing a guitar solo on stage, Dildo Man is accousted by Time Lord and sent back in time millions of years, afterwhich he is then sent forward in time millions of years to a world where robots are more common than people. DM is thrown in prison and eventually learns the secret to time travel and returns to his own time and defeats Time Lord.
DILDO MAN GOES TO HELL
While flying over the city, Dildo Man vanishes from the skies only to awaken in hell. After taking an unservicable boat ride, courtesy of Charon, Dildo Man confronts the 'new' ruler of hell....Mr. Nasty! Dildo Man passes out and awakens to find himself at home wishing that he hadn't eaten so many burritos before bedtime, remembering that they always give him bad dreams.
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DILDO
Many years have passed and our hero has died, but fortunately he is brought back to life by a religous cult as a zombie and unaware of his actions starts wreaking havoc on the entire world. Not knowing how to stop him, the worlds leaders all agree to bring back the one person who can stop the crazed Dildo....Mr. Nasty. Nasty succeeds in stopping Dildo Man, and returns him to his senses and leaves before Dildo Man realizes what's going on.
High in a lonely castle, a brillantly (although crazy and lonely) scientist creates a living creature that looks like a giant dildo. The creature looses control and runs amuck until he's tracked down by his creater, and taken back to the lab where the Dr. does further experimenting on him; but instead of curing the creatures fits of rage, the doctor physically alters the creature and eventually destroys it in a fit of disgust. NOTE: FRANKENDILDO does not follow in the storyline of DildoMan being the superhero.
DILDO MAN 6: NASTY RETURNS!
While out admiring nature, (and taking a whiz), Dildo Man receives a call from the Mayor informing him about a hostage situation. DM rushes to where the hostages are (the hostages are porn mags), and after rescuing them finds out that he's been duped, and once again confronts Nasty. Dildo Man retaliates and blasts Nasty with a laser gun, afterwhich Nastys body disappears. This marks the first real live-action episode of Dildo Man. Shot on site in High Bridge and Woodland Park.