I GOTS IT TOGETHER

Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fights the other night. Man,somebody get that catacomb.
Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
Rectum - I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.
Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
Israel - Tito try to sell me a rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch Israel."
Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho in the apartment undermine.
Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the pool hall.
Iraq - When we got the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, "Iraq, you break."
Stain - My mother-in-law stopped me and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say,"fortify".
Income - I just got in bed wif a ho and income my wife.