EMT's Comin' (Clear The Way)

In the tune of Will Smith's, "Black Suit's Comin' (Nod Ya Head)-The Remix".
You can listen to a slightly different version by clicking here* if you have RealPlayer.
*Note: This version of the song has a DIFFERENT CHORUS than what I wrote these lyrics to, so if you try
to listen to this song and read my lyrics at the same time, skip what's in italics and only read what's in bold.
**Btw, the "(Woo)" is the sound of a siren.

We come to make it heal for ya (**Woo)

Rollin' down in the ambulance baby
Runnin' lights and drivin' like crazy
The patient's losing conscious and is looking green
So move your butt and get out of the way for me (Clear the way!)
Rollin' down in the ambulance baby
Runnin' lights and drivin' like crazy (Lemme see you clear the way!)
The patient's losing conscious and is looking green
So move your butt and get out of the way for me

I am the anti-slack, I'm back
Breaking my back to be
Gettin' u back away from the attack
The scene's dangerous
I've been trained in such
When death's clutch is
Trying to endanger us
Crazy y'all
Don't let it phase me y'all
When they see me they get all crazy y'all
They say I'm too young
Trust me if somebody's sick
Out of depths of the station appears Med 6
Penlight, O2, bag mask, AED, and gluc in a tube
Equipped for whatever challenge you're faced with man
Be at your side at 0600 man
Don't you understand?
What you thought I'd leave you stranded?
Leave you hangin' without assuring u won't code again?
Been tangling with the area's scum again?
Clear the way- the EMT's runnin' in

(Clear the way!)
Rollin' down in the ambulance baby
Runnin' lights and drivin' like crazy (Lemme see you clear the way!)
The patient's losing conscious and is looking green
So move your butt and get out of the way for me (Clear the way!)
Rollin' down in the ambulance baby
Runnin' lights and drivin' like crazy (Lemme see you clear the way!)
The patient's losing conscious and is looking green
So move your butt and get out of the way for me

Check it, yo
It's this food right?
Your last meal's making you sick right?
A special meal prepared for you by your wife
Mad cause you keep comin' home in the middle of the night
Thinking she's Martha Stewart,
She fixed you Kryptonite
We'll get u treated with urgency
Best lookin' care provider since Dixie in "Emergency"

Better act right, be nice, and come along
So you wanna put up a fight?
What? Bring it on!

We'll come to check the hives for ya (Woo)
Cool down the burn for ya (Woo)
Rollin' down the street for ya (Woo)
Flashin' lights and sirens for ya (Woo)
We wanna hear a beat baby (Woo)
Gots to attach the AED baby (Woo)
It's the EMT baby
Not for all eyes to see baby

Just clear the way!

Rollin' down in the ambulance baby
Runnin' lights and drivin' like crazy (Lemme see you clear the way!)
The patient's losing conscious and is looking green
So move your butt and get out of the way for me (Clear the way!)
Rollin' down in the ambulance baby
Runnin' lights and drivin' like crazy (Lemme see you clear the way!)
The patient's losing conscious and is looking green
So move your butt and get out of the way for me

Check it, check it, we're
Never closed, medical pros
Everything is an emergency's predispose
Facing it all
Nothing scares us y'all
Facing death point blank, we die hard
So give regard, obey the law and
Put that phone down now
Don't be prank callin' son
One little flash and
Next thing you could hear is
Open your eyes honey
Look right here, thank you
Mission completed
I mean it, we won't be defeated
You seen it, we did it
Even when hope was depleted
Life defenders, don't act like you don't remember
Taking the injured and sorting through pretenders
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
If you think you're about to leave this world
When the Reaper is near, the elite is here
So have no fear, just lemme see ya

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ŠEmily Rose Newman 2002