Buried Alive

(Parody of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees. Give music* time to load.)
(*Midi file is a shorter version of the song so music only follows the first part of the lyrics.)

Well you can tell when you first walk in my room
I'm quite the slob: no time to clean
Stayin' in my bed where it's nice and warm
I've been pretty lazy since I was born

In my room you might get hurt
My closet door's about to burst
My family thought they'd help me clean
I haven't seen them since that day

An avalanche claimed my brother and my mother, they were
Buried alive, buried alive
Took a chance, opened my closet door and were
Buried alive, buried alive
AGH! AGH! AGH! AGH!
Buried alive, buried alive
AGH! AGH! AGH! AGH!
Buried alive!

Oh dear Lord!

My clothes are piled so darn high
I can't see the ceiling, or the light
Get out of bed, trip over my shoes
Fighting through the mess, I'm gonna lose

My room looks like, a hurricane
Just blew right through today
Any moment, another cave-in
Might occur just like the one

That claimed my brother and my mother, you know they were
Buried alive, buried alive
Took a chance, opened my closet door and were
Buried alive, buried alive
AGH! AGH! AGH! AGH!
Buried alive, buried alive
AGH! AGH! AGH! AGH!
Buried alive!

Not going nowhere, somebody help me!
Somebody help me out!
Not going nowhere, somebody help me please!!
I'm buried alive!

Well when I got up yesterday, I wasn't shocked
That I couldn't find, the path to the door,
My bed surrounded, the junk so high
It's been really hard to stay afloat

A rat took, my year old Danish
The only food that I could fish
Will I end up, like my family
Years before anyone ever sees

Me, my brother, or my mother cause we were
Buried alive, buried alive
Trapped inside a cave-in of clothes we were
Buried alive, buried alive
AGH! AGH! AGH! AGH!
Everywhere, dust piled high
AGH! AGH! AGH! CHOO!
Buried alive!

Not going nowhere somebody help me!
Before I run out of air!
I can't go nowhere somebody help me out!

Not going nowhere somebody help me!
Somebody help me yeah!
I can't go nowhere somebody help me out!

By: Emily Rose Newman
©2002