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Wassup all my happy peoples?? This is my brand spanking new Backstreet Boys humor page!!! Be patient with me, I'm new at this html stuff! Look around, enjoy, tell your fliends (hehehe)

First, lets introduce the boys, shall we?

DA BOYZ!!!
• Brian is known for his sense of humor and his massive cheekbones. In case you weren't aware, he's the cousin of Kevin(more bout him later) Brian also has bad taste in women. He comes from Kentucky (hick-town, and I know, cause my best friend lives there)and as far as I can tell, the only thing preventing him from an outstanding singing career is his loyalty. Besides, what would Nickay do without his Frick??
• Kevin is known for his body. He never sings, but (sigh)who cares? He's also Brian's cousin. As a child Kevin grew up on a farm, and only had the animals for friends. To make sure the animals would understand him, he talked incredibly slow, a habit that still plagues him. He's also Brian's cousin. Kevin has also worked as a model (give it to me Kevvy, uh-huh, uh-huh) and brags about it to Nickay every chance he gets. He's also Brian's cousin.
• AJ is known for his sense of style. His style being the I-dressed-myself-in-the-dark look. His style includes way hip things like the butterfly barrettes he ordered from Delia's as well as the crazy hair styles and colors(please... I constantly change my hair color and style, and you don't see ME being offered a record deal) He has an obsession with the floor, which comes from his reacurring "earthworm" dreams. He has a bajillion tatoos which will look SOOOOOO sexy when he's 80 and trying to hit on the gals at the nursing home.
• Howie is there to make the others look better. Nuff said.
• Nickay is a sad, sad little boy trapped in a teenager's body. He likes the ocean. He enjoys food, Nintendo games, and putting people down. He likes the ocean. Nickay is also a very peaceful dude, and only flips out over important things like cheesy poofs and snacky cakes. He likes the ocean. If he was any prettier, he could replace Anjelica of the Rugrats. His bestest buddy is Brian because Brian makes Nickay more publicly acceptable by association. Also, Nickay borrows all of Brian's GQ's to get ideas.

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