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THE DOGGIE PLEDGE




* I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.

* "Kitty box crunchies" are not food.

* The computer's mouse is, unlike a real mouse, inedible.

* I will not eat the disposable diapers, especially the dirty ones.

* I will not play tug-o'-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet

* I will not eat any more socks and then re-deposit them in the backyard after processing.

* I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

* I will not chew crayons or pens, 'specially not the red ones so my people will think I am dying.

* I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

* I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold, wet nose up her ear.

* I will not burn rubber through the open car window and into the fast food restaurant, no matter how good it smells.

* I will not throw up in the car.

* I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.

* When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.

* I must shake the rainwater out of my fur *before* entering the jouse.

* I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet.

* I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.

* The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

* We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

* I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

* My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

* I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

* The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

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