DISSES,DISSES,AND MORE DISSES

• THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR MAMMA AND A JUMBO JET IS THAT NOT EVERYONE'S BEEN ON A JUMBO JET.
• YOUR MAMMA IS SO SMELLY. NOT EVEN DOG'LL SNIFF HER CROTCH.
• YOUR MAMMA'S SO FAT. NOT EVEN GOD COULD LIFT HER SPIRITS.
• YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WORE A MALCOLM X T-SHIRT. A HELICOPTER TRIED TO LAND ON HER.
• YOUR MAMMA'S SO FAT. THAT THE LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS ON A SCALE.
• YOUR MAMMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON A TALKING SCALE IT SAID ONE AT A TIME PLEASE.
• YOUR MAMMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON A TALKING SCALE IS SAID, NO TANKER TRUCKS PLEASE.
• YOUR MAMMA IS LIKE A CARNIVAL. YOU PAY TO GET IN, BUT THE RIDES ARE FREE.
• YOUR MAMMA'S JUST LIKE A BOWLING BALL. SHE GETS FINGERED,GUTTERED, AND COMES BACK FOR MORE.
• YOUR MAMMA'S SO FAT THAT BY THE TIME SHE TURNS ALL THE WAY AROUND IT'S HER BIRTHDAY.
• YOUR MAMMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE TURNED AROUND. SHE GOT LOST.
• YOUR MAMMA'S PANTS ARE SO BIG. THAT THEY USED THEM AS A BRIDGE.
• YOUR MAMMA'S SO FAT THAT WHEN I TRIED TO GO AROUND HER. I GOT LOST.
• YOUR MAMMA'S SO SMELLY THAT SHE MAKES A SEPTIC TANK SMELL LIKE ROSES.
• YOUR SO POOR THAT YOU MAKE A HOMELESS PERSON SEEM RICH.
• YOUR SO POOR THAT IT TOOK YOU THREE YEARS TO PAY OF YOUR MORGAGE ON YOUR CARDBOARD BOX.
• YOUR MAMMA'S SO SMELLY SHE MAKES AN OUT HOUSE SMELL LIKE PERFUME.
• YOUR MAMMA'S SO STUPID SHE FAILED A BLOOD TEST.
• YOUR MAMMA'S SO FAT. THAT THEY USED HER TO CLOSE THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER.
• YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT. THE SUN REVOLES AROUND HER.
• YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE HAD TO RENT A HARBOR FOR A TOILET.

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THESE DISSES ARE SO GOOD THAT THERE IS A 100 PERCENT GUANTEE THAT NO ONE WILL EVER MESS WITH YOU AGAIN. AND IF THEY DO YOU'LL SHOW'IM WHO'S BOSS!!