I'm so tired!!! I feel like this guy right now ~~> Inside Jokes
"SHAFT!"
"He is like so hot!"
"yaT!"
"Look at the size of those nuts!"
"He is not nakie!"
"ASH TRAY!"
"Tearin OUT my heart!"
"The horroe!"
"Is your parents going to the game?"
"My calculator isn't working!"
"Garth pipe!"
"One cheeseburger?"
"I DID NOT LOOK!"
"Ash Tray is a benny!"
"Kevin the butterfly!"
"It's like tasting a fancy bathroom!
My Favorite Simpsons Quotes "Lousy Smarch weather!" -Homer
"I am so smart, S-M-R-T!" -Homer
"Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree........DOH!" -Homer
"I'm riding the bus!" -Mr.Burns
"Watch out! He's got his probe!" -Army Guy
"Ketchup, catsup, ketchup, catsup." -Mr.Burns
"You're pretty uppity for someone who eats bugs all day!" -Bart
"Oh, so they have the internet on computers now!" -Homer
"I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer." -Homer (well duh!)
"The shinnin!"
"We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop!" -Some guy
"Hey everybody look, I got a tickle me Krusty!" "huhuhehehehe, hey kid get your hand out of there" -Millhouse and Krusty Doll
"Why are my bones so brittle? I always drink plenty of......malk?" -Bart [Note: Malk now comes with vitamin R, hehe]
My Favorite Austin Powers Quotes
"Oh my god, he's back." "Well in some ways the big bog never left sir. He's always offered the same high-quality meals at competitive prices." -Miliary Officer and other Military Guy
"He would accuse chestnuts of being lazy..."
-Dr.Evil
"Well you have to admit she is rather mannish!"
-Austin
"Allow myself, to introduce..........Myself, im Richie Cunningham and this is my wife Oprah." -Austin
"I'll just place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death." -Dr.Evil
"Meow." -Mr.Bigglesworth (hehe)
"I want chicken, I want liver, Meow Mix, Meow Mix, Please deliver." -Dr.Evil
Also, click on this link ~> Country Folk It's so funny!
Sorry I haven't updated this is so long, but I've been doing really important stuff. (LIKE GOING TO BSB CONCERTS! YAYAYAYAYAYAY!) I am so tired. If I didn't have to update this stupid page for KB I could be in my nice warm bed right now!!!!!! Don't you feel guilty KB? Probably not. Ok, I'm going to bed now, but I will add more to this later.
I will update all this stuff later. But, you can read them now if you want, cause they're still funny!
©Brian Heaven 1999