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You are:

And your email address is: (e.g.: you@aol.com)

are you wearing underwear at this particular moment in time? why or why not?

alrighty then. hi. i'm heidi. *waves* how are you?:

if given the chance, would you kill a small animal that didn'd do anything to you first?

you are:
still in high school
a dropout
in some other phase of education

isn't it just adorable that i'll fart on you at random?

before you die, you want to...

bathe regularly?
i bathe so much you could call it religious
i aim for once a day...but hey, nobody's perfect
i'm a rugged man...i enjoy the smell of my natural 'musk'

i just made a joke so bad that you are kinda starting to regret having ever talked to me in the first place. you:
laugh anyway so at least i won't feel like an ass seize the opprotunity to make fun of me act like you didn't hear me, and silently plot a route of escape

describe yourself using only adjectives:

write poetry much?
*nod* *gag*

your dream girl just fell out of the sky and onto your front lawn. what's she like?:

get along with your exes?
i'm surprised that none of them have tried killing me maybe if i talked to them, we'd get along yeah, they're pretty cool people when you're not dating them

what's the most important part of a relationship?
friendship...without that, there's no fondation for anything else
physical closeness (booty)
the goofy-giddy-''oh-my-god'' happiness that comes only from being in love

what makes you think that you could handle this?

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