Multimedia
All I have right now is the theme from the show! Hopefully I'll find more. I lost some when I moved sites and got a new computer. If you have any sounds or music you'd like to share with me, please email me at: gunmen_teso@yahoo.com. Enjoy!
Sounds
Lone Gunmen Theme
from X-Filesmusic.com
1AEB79 Pilot
Byers: Download it.
Frohike: Something's funky here.
Kimmy: Yes. I am the king. Numero uno baby.
Langly: Uh... are there peanuts in this?
Langly: Testing 1, 2, 3. BITCH!
Langly: B-I-N-G-O.
1AEB01 Bond, Jimmy Bond
Byers: Oh, good lord, Langly.
Frohike: Sayonara baby.
Frohike: It's Tiger, not Tigger you imbicel.
Frohike: Mr. Bond, I presume.
Jimmy: Bond, Jimmy Bond. Call me Jimmy.
Langly: I gotta say, so far this job sucks!
1AEB02 Eine Kleine Frohike
Byers: I assure you, we're neither slapping nor tickeling.
Frohike: Ah... you moron.
Frohike: You are so fired!
Jimmy: Nazis... I hate those guys.
Jimmy: I know who you are. You're that lady who's name is the same forwards as it is backwards.
Jimmy: Guys listen. The guy we thought was the son of the guy that died...
Langly: You're in. Now pants her!
Langly: Guten tag, sucker.
1AEB03 Like Water For Octane
Byers: It's called the Freedom of Information Office, so why isn't the information Free?
Frohike: I'm watching you.
Langly: Oh sweet lord, take me now.
Langly gets hacking advice from Jimmy.
Yves: Well this is a bit dramatic.
1AEB04 Three Men & A Smoking Diaper
Byers: That was our evidence you destroyed, Jimmy!
Jimmy: Jimmy Bond... in the house.
1AEB06 Madam, I'm Adam
Adam: Did the aliens do this? Or the government? Or aliens working for the government?
Byers: Can we leave aside the aliens and look for a more... earthbound explanation?
Frohike: It's gonna be an ass-paddle if you don't back off kid.
Jimmy: Because this whole thing is like a big video-game, and you're really somewhere else, with a wire in the back of your neck, and blue goo in every crevice of your body!
Langly: I gotta believe that virtual reality with all of its perfect weather and ... great... sex... and... oh God.
1AEB05 Planet of the Frohikes
Byers: Maybe that's not a banana.
Byers: Why on earth are you doing this?
Frohike: Do I look happy?
Frohike: Feel free to call me an idiot Yves. (YVES: You're an idiot, Frohike.) Frohike: Uh-huh.
Frohike: Jimmy, back when you were playing football, did you wear a helmet?
Jimmy: The guy from The Equalizer is being held by government scientists?
Jimmy: If I had a monkey, I'd name him Peanuts... or Admiral Peanuts.
Jimmy: What I did... I did in the name of the Monkey Liberation Army! Freedom to our... furry brothers!
Jimmy: How's that Dennorex working for me?
Jimmy: A little talking dog... like the one that sells the tacos! ...Those ingenious Mexicans!
Langly: As god is my witness, I'm gonna kill that damn chimp.
Langly: Yeah man, shut up!
Langly: If my hands weren't full I'd kick your butt! ... Uh... that's a figure of speech... I've got asthma!
Yves: I hope you're happy.
