If evolution really works, why do mothers only have 2 hands?
The phrase 'working mother' is redundant.
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes things more acceptable for a while
People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them
Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now I have six children and no theories.
First you have to teach a child to talk, then you have to teach it to be quiet.