Hippies and Nuns


A hippie hops onto a bus and see's a Nun. He says to the nun "Will you have Sex with me?" The nun immediately declines and hops off at the next stop. The hippy trys to follow her but is stopped by the bus driver (male). He says to the hippy "I know how you can get her to have sex with you!!!" The hippy anxously listens. "Every Tuesday the nun goes to the cemetry to prey. All you have to do is go there and pretend to be god and demand her to have sex with you." The hippy thinks this is a great idea and does so. He went to the cemetry dressed in robes and waited for the nun. He saw her coming up the path so he hid behind a tree and listened. When she was in the middle of her prayer he jumped out from behind the tree and said "I am god. I demand you to have sex with me." the nun hesitated but agreed only on the condition that they ave anal sex because she did not want to lose her virginity. The hippy agreed and they got on with things. When they had finished the hippy jumped off and screamed " HA HA... I'M THE HIPPY" and the nun jumped up and sed " HA HA.. I'M THE BUS DRIVER."




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