BLONDE JOKES


Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
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Q: What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
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Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade 4.
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Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry.
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Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
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Q. How can you tell that a blondes having a bad day.
A. She has a tampon tucked behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil.
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Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
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Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
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Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.
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Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
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Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blondes head?
A: A Space Invader.
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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night.
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Q: How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
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Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
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Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
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Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.
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Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
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Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
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Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
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Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can't get their head in the jar.
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A blonde goes to a store's deodorant display and tells the clerk,
"I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk.
"No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."




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