It was about a week before I left to begin the new life at Anderson that Campus Life had the fun, yet violent Egg N Beg. The rules are uhhh...you go to people's houses and ask for money in return for letting them do something disgusting/cool to you with an egg.

So I headed out with a group of heathens in Steven's car....the engine only started smoking once...and tried to smash some eggs. Now apparently Steven's mom says I ruined this picture but I...well...actually I guess I can't argue with that.

Now the first couple houses we stopped at were being waaay overly nice and refused to do any cruelty to our group in exchange for their money. All that stopped when we got to Kat's house and she decided to take out some pent up frustrations on me. If it looks like I've got a "There's a Nasty Yolkiness Running Down the Top of My Heaad" look on my face, it's because I do.

Yeuh...that was just disgustang. Notice the nastiness puring out of the hat.

Our next monetary donation came in the form of Michael Bratton who gave money after being told that he could pelt Juntunen in the back from about 4 feet away. Again, Violent yet...cool.

Ok it was starting to get gross at this point, even though I had still been pretty much the only one to receive the brunt of all things eggy.

Well egg yolk wasn't made to smell good fer cryin out loud. Luckily my monolpoly on the smashed egg industry didn't hold out long because we got the next guest to request an egg smashing between the only engaged couple amongst us. I think this might have been at my famous biology teacher, Grant Zgunda's house.

This one should make Tim's mom proud. In case you've forgotten, check the pages from my last update to learn about the accident at the batting cages and Tim King's instantaneous transformation from Timmy into Tim. Well, mere weeks after that he was hugging another boy in attempt to make egg yolk.

We then made the mistake of dropping by Kerkhof's house...which ended up with Steven causing this next picture. Notice the location of the yolk on the ground and let your mind fill in the blanks.

That had to chafe like crazy. Spanking of which, Megan Darroca made Tim and me place an egg as close to the bum as you can get...if you know what I mean...and then sit on it.

Thanks but I get that a lot. With about 10 minutes left before our alloted time was up, we sped into Steven's grandparents driveway with hopes of receiving the mother load cash donation. In return, though, they let some friends of theirs get us all.

Well we didn't come in first place but we were all pretty disgusting looking. As all the other groups gathered in Mollie's driveway, Arrah, seeking revenge from a tiff we got into at Matt's house (pictured below) then proceeded to soak me with a can of a delicious cola beverage, which only led to a massive, sticky, mess...yet it was kinda cool.

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