It was a bright and sunny day at Anderson University. A little toooo bright. And a little tooo sunny. Things were quiet. A little toooo quiet. And things were squirrely. A little toooo squirrely.

As students in class realized their futures were in peril, those lucky enough to be stationed in the dorms laughed impending disaster in the face.

Trying to impress the members of Dunn Hall, Keith Spencer volunteered to scour the outside world for more toilet paper, a foolish attempt during a Squirrel Advisory.

As Keith's pansy cries filled the AU sky, students locked themselves into their dorm rooms and shook in fear. Not all were lucky enough to reach shelter before the squirrels broke into our halls.

As students and professors casually wandered outside, they were met with terror the likes of which no human being should ever be forced to encounter.

Those stationed close to their automobiles fared the best chance of evacuating the already over-run campus.

The elder Clodfelder stopped by the young Clodfelder's significant other's parents' casa to deliver a cache of art material that the young Clodfelder used to produce a wonderful representation of the great Kurt Angle. Little did young Jason know that the artwork was but a carrying case for terror.

After luring the squirrels away from Country Village, Jason narrowly escaped their presence long enough to find an old friend and make an uneasy alliance in the form of Alex Raggio, Delta Eagle turned Marine.

After seeking out the squirrel army, Alex put up a valiant effort and fired off one round before the squirrels got him just like they get all their other nuts.

Hoping to hide out while Alex finished off the insane herd, Jason laid low at Matt McGill's house. It was during a bathroom run, though, that he was swamped by the squirrels. In a last ditch battle for life Jason clawed his way into Matt's presence.

As Matt gazed upon the squirrel-eaten Clodfelder, he vowed vengeance upon all four legged nut gatherers from AU.

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