Perhaps one of the reasons that this was such a big event is because Former Youth Pastor Ron Wilson came back in order to perform the ceremony.
Last written off as MIA, former REVOLUTION Grudge Match competitor Jimmy Mills served as a member of the...grooms-men i think they’re called.
Ron did a fantastic job with the wedding and even promised to do the ceremony for Lydia and I should we decide to hook up by the time he left.
Yes as I prepared to take some pics of Greg, I was distracted by Weber and Phil who were ready to direct traffic out of the parking lot and back to Jennifer’s house for the reception.
As we waited in line at the reception, Christy entertained the mature folks and ignored the rest of us kids.
It was at that time that we spied the porta pot sitting in the back of the yard. Some see that as a necessity of life. I see it as a potentially embarassing situation and a moment truly worthy of The REVOLUTION.
Nick Kern broke the porta pot nervousness by being the first to enter its hallowed grounds.
After I told him that his presence at the wedding alone wouldn’t necessarily be enough to get him back into The REVOLUTION mainstream, Jimmy began licking his kiwi and delivered a sad tirade that served to explain his current woes in his love life.
Holly then made the first of many porta trips. I’m not quite sure what was going on there. Of course, accompanying Holly on her journey is Lydia.
Then Ron
Then Big Bird
After the porta pot insanity settled down, Lydia and I were able to grab Jennifer for a second.
Ya so anyways incase you haven’t figured it out, I went to Greg’s wedding but didn’t really get any pictures of him.
Ok it turns out I do have one...he’s got nice hair doesn’t he??
The garter toss thing is really the highlight of the evening as far as I’m concerned. I proved that by pushing and shoving my way into the group of eligible bachelors.
Are you wondering who got it? No? Oh...well anyways...
I left the reception early so that I could attend Matty’s band concert....which was famously titled Concert at the Creek 2. I have opted to put together a small photo montage of the evening for your viewing enjoyment.
Go back to the toity from whence thou came.