Officially, my great hometown is so big that it holds 2 precincts. So Josh Compton and David Ledyard Marks set up on the far side opposite me...which probably wasn't a good idea on their part since only like 2% of the voters entered from that side of the building. This is Compton coming over to join an election day pep cheer.
During the course of our campaigning we were graced with the presence of Abi Whitehair's momma who was ardently opposing the building of the Duke power plant in some made-up town called Desoto. See, our candidate Joe Russell was in favor of the power plant so Mrs. Whitehair was all over us asking questions about him...of course we didn't know anything. Here, she was almost able to convince Trout to move to the other side of the street.
The basic gist of the plan was to say hello to the voters and offer them some candy...and throw Joe Russell's name in there somewhere.
We noticed EB coming so Trout ran into the road to flag him down. The thing is EB never actually came to a stop...
He just kinda hit Trout at like 5 mph and kept on going. Unfortunately I didn't get a real pic of that so you're gonna have to settle for one of my fake ones.
Matt and I then went door to door to encourage people to exercise their right to vote.
Then we tried to wreak a little havoc in the voters' minds.
Voter excitement increased ten-fold when the daughter of the famous candidate showed up.
ALong with a large assortment of fine eateries, great video rental stores, and a Village Pantry or two, Albany also features a great park with an amazing assortment of slides.
Unfortunately the slide was a little skinny on the inside...kinda hard to get down in one piece.
As the day went on, Sarah began to complain more and more about bladder uneasiness. In the face of much peer pressure for her to commit an act of public indecency, I volunteered to take several of the uneasy back to my house.
Then man-of-universal-appeal Joe Russell showed up in person to spread voter awareness.
Apparently sensing that we had given our all, candidate Joe Russell gave us money to get pizza. So during our run to Pizza King, Matt and I discovered the Pac-Man table.
Well...we returned to the poll area, scarfed down the pizza, and quickly disbanded. The votes were tallied and unfortunately we, the american people of the Greater Muncie area...were not meant to experience a Joe Russell reign. What a bummer man.
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