Paige

• Name- Paige Haley
• Birthday- May 10, 1966
• Height- about 5'11
• Eye Color- baby blue
• Birthplace- Alameda, CA
• Parents- Unknown (hehe)
• Siblings- one sister and one brother
• Status- Divorced (ex-wife's name is Michelle)
• Hair Style- black (rumored to be blonde)
• Favorite Song to Perform- Fetisha
• Favorite Food- Sushi
• Favorite Drink- Ryan's beer
• Favorite Color- black
• Favorite Movie- ''Nightmare before Christmas''
• Favorite Cartoon- Southpark
• Former Bands- Erotic Dolls and other unknown

Misc.- He has known Jay for 15 years, his step-father was a professional bowler, and he smokes. He used to be a house painter and a liquor store delivery boy. Played guitar on Dead Girls Corporation's ''Sell Your Soul.'' Paige does a great Cartman impression. Lives with Jay in LA. He coined the term 'death pop' which is now used to describe orgy's music. Please email me if you have any more info.