The Grape Order!
The Grape Order was founded in 1996 because I found a really interesting rock. It looked like a big grape, but it wasn't.
I found this out after I tried to take a bite of it. I got a chipped tooth, which taught me an important lesson about double-checking possible grapes before I eat them.
I took the rock home and put it on my sofa. Later that evening, I forgot that it wasn't a big grape and tried to eat it again. This time I swallowed it whole and started choking. Before long, I had passed out and started having strange visions.
My visions taught me a lot about life and revealed much about the future. I decided that I would spread the valuable information that I received in these visions.
I started this webpage in August 2000 to reach people all over the world. Sometimes I meet people who have also choked on rocks that look like grapes. They become new members of the grape order, and share their visions with the rest of mankind.
Feel free to expand your mind by visiting the different sections below. By exploring these different areas of life, you will become a better person without having to almost choke to death on a rock.
-This website is occasionally updated when I accidentally try to eat the rock and see new visions, so check back often.
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