Super Granny ...
Defender of Justice
An elderly lady did her shopping and,
upon returning to her
car, found
four males in the act
of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her
shopping bags,
drew her handgun and
proceeded to scream
at them at the
top of her voice,
"I have a gun and
I know how to use it!
Get out of the car you
scumbags!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation
but got out and
ran like mad. Whereupon the lady,
somewhat shaken,
proceeded to load her shopping bags
into the back of
the car and get into the driver's seat.
She was so shaken that
she could not get her key into
the ignition. She
tried and tried, to no avail.
And then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes
later she found her own car
parked four or
five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags
into her car
and drove to the
police station.
The sergeant to whom
she told the story
nearly tore
himself in two with laughter
and pointed to the
other end of the counter,
where four pale white
males were reporting a
car jacking by a mad
elderly woman described as white,
less than 5'
tall, glasses, and curly white hair,
carrying a large
handgun.
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