String...    
  
  A string walks into a bar, the
  bartender says " We don't serve
  your kind around here, so you'll
  just have to leave."

  So the string walks out of the bar and sees two young ladies walking down the street and asked one to tie him in a knot and the other to kinda fluff him out a little with her comb.

  After thanking the ladies the string goes back in, sits down at the bar and asks for a beer.

The bartender says " Aren't you the same string I just told to leave?" And he replied 

"No,  I'm a frayed

knot!"

 

 

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