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HILLBILLY DIVORCE... A hillbilly farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The hillbilly farmer said, "Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorce's." The attorney said, "well do you have any grounds?" The hillbilly farmer said, "Yea, I got about 140 acres." The attorney said, " No, you don't understand, do you have a case?" The hillbilly farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere." The attorney said, "No you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?" The hillbilly farmer said, "Yea I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere." The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The hillbilly farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit and I wear to church on Sundays." The exasperated attorney said, "Well sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?" The hillbilly farmer said, "No sir, we both get up about 4:30." Finally, the attorney says, "Okay, let me put it this way. "WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?" "Well...
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