30 blonde jokes

1. How do you hit a blonde and she will never know it

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2. How can you tell a smart blonde from a dumb blonde

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3. Why don't blondes eat pickles

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4. Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M factory

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5. How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday

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6. What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt

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7. Why don't blondes make kool-aid

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8. What do you call a blonde with half a brain

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9. Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. printed on their shoes

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10. How many blondes does it take to change a tire

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11. How do you give a blonde a brain transplant

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12. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common

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13. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear

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14. What's the mating call of a brunette

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15. Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink

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16. How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle

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17. What's the advantage of being married to a blonde

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18. What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you

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19. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall

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20. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb

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21. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb

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22. The blonde stayed up all night to see where the sun went

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23. Brunette to the blonde .... Awww, look at the dead birdie

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24. How do you know a blonde has been working at your computer

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25. How can you tell if another blonde been using the computer

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26. Why do blondes wear ear muffs

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27. What is the blonde doing when she hold her hands over her ears

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28. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours

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29. Why did the blonde snort

Nutra - Sweet

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30. Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail
when she was hammering

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