OUR PHILOSOPHY Read This First. You are about to read some of our thoughts on various subjects. Please realize that we are not trying to tell you what to do or think (like every other asshole) in any way. We encourage you to form yr own opinions, and don't listen to what anyone else has to say. These opinions are our own and in no way does that mean we think you have to agree with us.

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how we feel? The short bus kids feel that you should take everything we say with the utmost air of seriousness because we mean business, kids. For real. We're tired of these stupid, sarcastic bands thinking they're so clever and funny. Our scene is not a place for immaturity and fun. It is a place of seriousness and contemplation. Please reflect on yr inner-selves before a Short Bus Kids performance. Also read the Constitution, everything by Marx, Lenin, and Groucho Marx and John Lennon too. peace, YUK, Hife,Kill,& Lil

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Click on a Subject S.B.K. Super-Capitalists? blah S.B.K. Loves Punkerz?

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What to do if You DON'T like what SBK says. If you disagree with us, ignore us. We won't waste our time name-calling and back-stabbing. That's petty and silly. If you want to support us, then thank you, we appreciate sincerity and hope you find it in us. If you don't like what we have to say, yr free to ignore us. Unless yr really THAT afraid of us. Thanks kids, PEACE. we mean that. <3 the short bus kiddies.