As you may or may not know, today was the senior's last day.

So, I get to zero hour, and I see this car flipped over right in front of the front door, under the library. You know where I'm talking about-actually RIGHT in front of the door.
This car is seriously fucked up. I think to myself"Oh, this must be some dumbass SADD demonstration or something."
But I can't figure out why three cops, Mr. Benson, and all the administrators are crowded around it talking. I cant figure it out, that is, until I walk past it and see up close...

Spraypainted on the turnedover car is:

"SENIORS '99!"
"FUCK BENSON!"
SMOKE WEED AND HAVE SEX!
"SPONSORED BY SADD!"
The seniors went out with a bang (like i did to your moms last night).

By the way, there were beer cans thrown everywhere inside and around the car (Remember, they spraypainted "sponsored by SADD").

When I walked past and saw all of the po-po and administrators, then I read it, and I Just started Laughing and applauding. They looked at me and i did the "bbbbeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrroooooowwww: into the building.

All of the seniors are all just laughing there asses off in the parking lot, cheering, making fun of benson, and Krock drove their van out and reported from the turned-over car. It was seriously the coolest fucking thing I have ever seen in my life.

So, here's their itenerary:
About 4:30 A.M. all of them got up and drove the $150 Honda Accord that they all pitched in to buy up UNDER the pavillion (library), (This is after about seven straight hours of drinking, mind you). They all flip it over, spraypaint it, then break all of the windows by BEATING THE GODDAMN THING WITH BASEBALL BATS! Then they discarded their beer cans in and around the car, and left.
(Morgan told me he drank about 90% of the beer cans their, and he honestly can't remember who drove the thing up there. Justin Moore got it all on videotape.
It should be noted that the first time they ever actually NEEDED the security cameras, they weren't working, so they have no leads as to who did this.

It was just the best fucking laugh I have had-Even possibly better than the dead possum on Brandy's car.

On another note, SKIP DAY IS TOMORROW! It is going to be the shit.

Do you know Alan Tillman (He's the one who fucked up his Eddie Bauer Cherokee by wrapping it around a Bishop Stadium tree during football season-I told you, remember?) ANYHOO, he is fucking rich, and his grandpa owns the deserted school in Keats. We are all going out there, Dustin is going to DJ, and I will be beligerently drunk and/or high.

Also, don't count on working at Dilloo (Cajun Man), because they do drug tests...I guess I have to drink a lot of water in the next few days cause I applied there too.

Over and Out
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Jeremy Mahoney-The All-Night Pony