Miss Lisa's Page

Quote of the week:

"If a man has not found the one thing he would die for, he is not fit to live." - Martin Luther King Jr.

Tá fáilte romhat. My name is Lisa and I am an 19 year-old munchkin. I am a collector of Pez, a lighter of matches, a giver of advice, a shoulder to cry on, a jumper of trampolines, a pourer of coffee, and master of piano. I am a masseuse, a best friend, a soulmate, and a Walmart outlaw. I am intelligent, compassionate, opinionated, cynically naive, clumsy, and a real scream at parties. I balance, I weave, I dodge, and I frolic. I believe in Jesus, I know who shot JFK, and where the one missing sock in each laundry load goes.

Click on the names for a picture and short biography of some of my friends!

Good mornings (in alphabetical order to prevent Heyyoulikesoandsobetterthanme sydrome) to: Adam, Alan, Barry, Brandon, Clayton, Dan, Dave, David, Derek, Drew, Erik, Jessa, John, Julie, Karen, Kyle, Matt, Rae, Sean, Tim, and Dolly. Last but not least, "Aunty Linda & Uncle Stan".

New!!! Seinfeld Quotes
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NEWER!!! Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

Go to each and every one of these places or suffer WRATH of Mr. Bigglesworth!

My bestest friend Jessa's World of Things Not to Do

International Man of Mystery - Barry Randell!

Jars of Clay(ton)

The only guy who comes close to being as sick-minded as Jay - Alan Lozon

I Like Barns...as opposed to say, a Pet Hospital?

My great friend John who shows just a little too much concern for the Pillsbury Doughboy

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Questions, Comments, Death Threats?

Or look me up on ICQ - 14779563