THE UNNATURAL
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Mulder: I bet the air in my mouth tastes better than that.
Mulder: Hey, it's not a bad piece of ash, huh?
Mulder: It's official, I am a horse's ass.
Scully: You've been reading about baseball that happened fourty years ago?
Mulder: You'd like it, it's like-
Scully: -Boring!
Scully: You cheat!!!
Scully: You just defaced property of the US Government.
Mulder: Did you bring enough ice cream to share with the rest of the class?
Scully: It's not ice cream...
Scully: I don't care.
Scully: It's a non-fat rice toufutti dreamsicle!
Mulder: UGH!
SCully: Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may die.
Mulder: Get over here, Scully.
Scully: Didn't your mother ever tell you to go outside and play?
SCully: You've got us grabbing life by the testes.
Mulder: Hello Mr. Bat, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Oh, no, no, Ms. Scully, the pleasure is all mine.
Scully: I can't believe it, you've been reading about baseball this whole time!
Mulder: I am reading the box scores Scully.
Mulder: I scream, you scream, we all scream for non-fat rice tofutti dreamsicles!
Scully: NO! ::laughing::
Scully: Let them rest in peace, let sleeping dogs lie.
Scully: Oh, and you are just Mr. Live it up.
Scully: Have you ever entertained the idea of trying to find life on this planet.
Mulder: I have found the life on this planet, which is exactly why I am looking elsewhere.
Scully: Necessity is the mother of invention.
Mulder: You have never hit a baseball, have you Scully?
Scully: Mulder, can I ask you a personal question?
Scully: Shut up Mulder. I am playing baseball.
Mulder: Alright, fire away poor boy!
Scully: And for what joyful purpose?
Scully: You rebel.
Mulder: The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
Scully: I guess I have found more useful things to do with my time than slap a piece of horsehide with a stick.
Scully" You're Mr. Squeeze every last drop out of this sweet life, aren't you?
I don't see any nicley wrapped presents laying around, so what gives?
Dales: Don't be a wise ass, son.
Mulder: You sure know how to live it up Scully.