Splendid Arthur! This looks like a job for legal tender.

Arthur is being attacked by major name brand appliances.

Providence once again smiles on the blue one.

Put the moon back, demon waif.

Ah yes, grateful. Because the family unit is the glue, the muselage, the very safety tested adhesives that keep the fabric of our society together. Bless that big sticky quilt that blankets this land of ours in caring and sharing.