The Final Frontier

These are the voyages of Riker and His Chair

Their quickly ending mission:

To float aimlessly throughout outer space

To dodge meteors that purposly fly toward him

A giant phaser flies through space runnning into Riker and sending him...hurtling through space.

Giant Phaser then runs into Riker's chair at the end of 2nd season and sends it hurtling into the sun.

Season 3: The Giant Phaser becomes the star of the entire show.

Season 4: The stupid phaser blows up and leaves, so for 3 1/2 months the spot is filled by utter blankness, until a season replacement called "Where's My Slippers" replaces it, receiving even less ratings then Riker And His Chair Got.