The Final Frontier
These are the voyages of Riker and His Chair
Their quickly ending mission:
To float aimlessly throughout outer space
To dodge meteors that purposly fly toward him
And to talk to himself while trying to figure why he's still able to breathe
RIKER AND HIS CHAIR
Season 1: Riker And His Chair
A giant phaser flies through space runnning into Riker and sending him...hurtling through space.
Season 2: Riker's Chair
Giant Phaser then runs into Riker's chair at the end of 2nd season and sends it hurtling into the sun.
Season 3: The Giant Phaser becomes the star of the entire show.
Season 4: The stupid phaser blows up and leaves, so for 3 1/2 months the spot is filled by utter blankness, until a season replacement called "Where's My Slippers" replaces it, receiving even less ratings then Riker And His Chair Got.